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opieandanthony
Even with a $5,000 bounty on its head, this sub STILL outlasted Anthony's Twitter account!
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2018-03-19
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REMINDER: Jim Norton is so desperate for approval he stole this sub's hypothesis that Chip was really a parody of Opie all along, just to try and win points with us; as if we're stupid enough to believe Jim is some grand strategist.
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2018-06-13
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Jim once groaned and went "yuck" when Travis mentioned Brian Wilson had a sandbox by his piano to inspire him, yet Black Sabbath once rented a CASTLE so they could be inspired by rehearsing in a REAL DUNGEON.
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2017-06-02
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A Chick fil-A franchise once opened on Sunday to give free food to passengers stranded at an airport. What have fags done besides spread AIDS and degeneracy, huh, Worm Norton?
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2018-07-14
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REMINDER: Opie got knocked out cold by a black friend he innocently called "my nigga"; instantly learned his lesson. Ant got bitch-slapped by a black girl he was stalking in Times Square, and scurried home to begin a 5 hour racist Twitter rant against all blacks because he was a true 'victim'.
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2018-08-03
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Can't....DE....CIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2018-03-25
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I'm listening to the 5 hour YouTube clip where O&A listen to the Mel Gibson tapes and I just got to the part where Jim said: "I would get drunk and this is how I would yell at people!" Sure you did, Jim.
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2018-02-16
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Anthony enjoys a fine cigar following a blackjack win at the Borgata
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2017-11-20
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All right! Anyone living in Montana, regardless of political affiliation, NEEDS to vote for this guy in November.
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2018-06-06
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"Blacks couldn't vote until 1960--thoughts?"
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2018-03-10
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REMINDER: Pre-2014, a white newscaster chastised the use of the word nigger. Ant, with full confidence, said: "When he's sitting at a tollbooth during rush hour, waiting because a black toll worker is taking his sweet time walking to the booth, he [the newscaster] is THINKING that word."
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2018-06-15
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Don't forget to Tweet @TwitterSafety about our dear friend Corrado! A screenshot of Ant's old accounts (in my tweet) would help!
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2018-08-20
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Reddit gets it. Too bad Opie doesn't.
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2016-09-24
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Don't forget about Ant's troll account. Don't even need to dig too deep to find violations.
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2018-03-21
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REMINDER: Anthony Cumia took an "easy" fat college student out to a nice dinner, sat in his mansion for hours listening to her whine & weep about her problems...and she STILL wouldn't fuck him!
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2018-06-01
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Here's my contribution to the porn pool: Blake Lively. I like tall blonde chicks.
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2018-07-26
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REMINDER: A pornstar who was in studio stated she would fuck OPIE. Not Jim or Ant.
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2018-08-04
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02/16/2012: "Myspace is gonna make a comeback, just you watch." (moments later) "Google Plus is a bust." -Future Opie
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2017-07-03
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This sub's favorite big-tittied Jewess, Milana Vayntrub, turns 31 today! Happy birthday and enjoy those matzos made from the blood of Christian children, you cute little demon-spawn!
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2018-03-08
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I can't even look at my favorite pornstar's IG without being reminded of the pathetic worm that is Norton. Ugh.
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2018-07-23
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Please tell me Anthony is awake right now. He NEEDS to see this. He'll be on his 4th Twitter account by sundown, guaranteed!
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2018-05-19
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"Glengarry Glenross, if you haven't seen it, is about a buncha real estate guys who are all trying to make a sale." -Jim Norton (9/15/17$
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2017-09-18
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Do you think Donald Rumsfeld ever trapped an aide in a room and asked her to watch him masturbate?
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2017-11-15
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Histrionic, millennial cunt JLaw Says Nude Photo Hack Felt Like Being ‘Gang-banged By The F**king Planet’. I know what fantasy I'M tuggin' my pecka to tonight!!!
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2017-11-23
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Big American tits to ring in your 4th of July
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2018-07-05
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After weeks of silence, "Corrado Soprano 4" started Tweeting nonstop about black crime statistics & leftist censorship 10+ hours ago. The very last sentence of this tweet, though, should inspire us...
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2018-08-17
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I hope if Opie and Howard have lunch, it turns out like this
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2018-04-01
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Happy Mother's Day to little Alice Oswalt
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2017-05-14
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Ok come on guys stop seriously :(
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2017-11-10
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This man is so elite, even upon his birth it was immediately known the name Wilfred Frederick Hughes III wasn't distinguished enough for him
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2018-08-04
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Joe Cumia blocked me on Twitter before I directly or even indirectly mentioned him. This is the same guy who says the members of THIS SUB don’t have the mental wherewithal to make it in the Army like “he did”.
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2018-08-21
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I just remembered how, after Sandy Hook, Ant was talking on-air about quickly buying a few guns he'd been putting off buying, including an AR-15, because he was certain DEMOCRATS would ban guns...
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2018-02-17
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REMINDER: Bruce Kelly was so honored to be working at the same company as "The Hughes" (his private nickname for Opie; the'-ghes' is silent) that he wept with joy, live on-air, during a broadcast.
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2018-08-05
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REMINDER: Jim "Ebert" Norton was once genuinely surprised that The Passion of the Christ made so much money due to religious people going to see it.
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2018-06-21
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Virgin Scott Peterson vs Chad Patton Oswalt
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2018-04-26
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Did I just (10/13/17 14:00 mark) hear Sam say HE dumped $100,000 to pay for his college? Nigga stop lying, you ain't paid for shit.
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2017-10-13
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These are truly great days to be alive. From now on, this man can do no wrong as far as I'm concerned!
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2018-01-12
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I'm doing my part, are you? Service Guarantees Citizenship.
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2017-05-11
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Confession: I react to things much like Opie does, but I actually want to change for the better. Any advice?
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2017-10-27
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I'm watching UFC 220 on PPV right now. In his introductory commentary, Joe Rogan literally just said "We've seen more professional development in the last 25 years of UFC than in the last 25 THOUSAND years of martial arts."
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2018-01-21
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REMINDER: If you cancel your subscription to Sirius WITHOUT telling the call center monkey that Sam, Jim, and/or "The Jim and Sam Show" is horrible and a waste of money, then YOU are part of the problem.
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2017-10-17
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Hacked into Ant's security cam archives; here he is kicking Danny Ross out of his house
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2017-12-07
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Guys you'd rather see in the audience than Anthony Cumia (14/100)
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2018-06-20
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For the first time in my 35 years of wasted existence, I was a part of something that had a positive impact on the world! (This tweet was sent from my very first twitter account exactly 26 hours ago) CORRADO...YOU'RE NEXT!
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2018-08-17
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Evidence of the supernatural's existence? In 2011, "Opie's" son predicted his yet-unborn sister would be a waterhead.
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2017-04-23
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First Patton Oswalt, now Chris Kuhn? What is it about this show that makes people kill their family members?!
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2017-10-06
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This is my great-grandfather's halbjude girlfriend, a week before the Gestapo put her on a train to "the East" (1942).
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2018-07-21
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What movie is Ant's "Your SON" quip from?
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2014-12-09
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Opie, Howard Stern, and Sirius XM management: A Seinfeld Analogy
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2017-05-02
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Jim thinks Martin Luther King Jr. said: "I have seen the mountaintop. I may not get there with you." Opie-level stupidity, right there.
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2017-11-06
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I wish I could go back in time and introduce young Sam Roberts to a nice little boy from Colorado named ERIC HARRIS
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2018-02-14
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Theory: Jim said he shaves all his body hair...
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2018-07-11
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Another nice pair of American tits; these 'twins' hail from North Dakota. Sadly, they're attached to a coal burner.
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2018-07-13
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Was it Louis CK who said throughout the 90s (when not masturbating), he would work on his comedy craft 7 days a week for 5 or 6 hours each day? But sure, keep telling us that men don't find female comics funny cause of sexism.
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2018-08-04
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Ant & Brother Joe’s Twitter are gonna look like Mein Kampf tonight! That illegal immigrant (better?!) who shot that sexy blonde in SF was ACQUITTED of everything except weapons charges!!!!
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2017-12-01
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My rambling, idiotic hypothesis about the causes of Opie's present unemployment
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2017-12-15
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Saw the 'horror' movie "HEREDITARY" today. Oddly, it reminds me of Opie's life... (No Spoilers)
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2018-06-08
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The British Empire fell because its people were too weak to hold it up. Proof:
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2018-07-13
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Can't believe no one has noticed Todd Pettengill looks like Martha Stewart's daughter, Alexis!
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2016-02-15
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Opie's selfie made the front page of Wikipedia. Jealous, haters?
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2016-03-11
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If Jimmy gets his Chip show to debut...
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2016-03-11
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This morning at PANERA BREAD, the coffee was fresh, the half & half was full, my bagel was delicious and toasted JUST RIGHT; I was SO happy that I did this on my way out...
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2016-03-12
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OPIE RULES
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2016-03-13
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Found video footage of Opie nearly drowning at the beach while his family partied, a story he told on air.
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2016-03-17
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Tits should extend the intro 5 minutes and play this entire song the day Ant is scheduled to return from rehab
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2016-04-24
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Professor Opie
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2016-05-18
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The question no one is asking...
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2016-07-29
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Lest we forget: Every silver lining has a cloud...
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2016-11-09
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I'm posting this to honor Mr. Kuhn's anti-Joe Cumia effort (the first 0:35, especially).
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2017-03-07
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Prince Harry gets engaged to a member of the Cumia race
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2017-11-27
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Ant's engines are revving up! Time to dust off my troll accounts and see how quickly he can block me!
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2017-12-01
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Anthony Cumia has a SHYLOCK NOSE. Here it is alongside 3 actors who are undoubtedly White (Eastwood, Fassbender, & Skarsgård), for comparison.
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2017-12-20
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Joe Cumia babysits a neighborhood boy
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2018-01-24
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Khazar "comedian" and O&A sub favorite, Milana "Oven Dodger" Vayntrub, strongly hints that she's been titty fucked during a setup for an interview
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2018-03-30
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Anthony, Brother Joe, and Sam Roberts announce the formation of an avant-garde percussion band with this rehearsal video (the crowd at the Compound loves it, as you can see!)
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2018-04-07
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2 for 1 Special: People who steered the ship better than Opie & People whiter than Anthony
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2018-06-15
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I would storm Auschwitz, Rambo-style, just to rescue this gorgeous heeb (and leave all the other kikes to die, of course!)
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2018-06-26
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UPDATE: Dani Daniels blocked me on IG cause in the comments of yesterday's picture I wrote "Seriously, Dani, you can do better than a worm like Jim Norton for company."
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2018-07-24
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"You go out in public and it's a fucking embarrassment! You look like a bitch on [sic: in?] heat! And if you get raped by a pack of niggers it'll be your fault!"
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2018-07-26
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I know y'all hate it when we talk about unrelated stuff, but I HAVE to tell you this: Yesterday I burned a reddit porn whore so bad, she deleted ALL her prior nude posts in a massive tantrum! It was my finest hour of trolling!
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2018-08-22
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