He had five days to come up with this

And had his boyfriend set him up for the tweet. This is more pathetic than not responding.

Jim Norton and Anthony Cumia have sex with eachother?

yes

I don't think Ant is capable of maintaining an erection so they probably just cuddle.

They share Sue's load

Not yet,Jim has a hemorrhoid that is healing.

Jim is just bitter that the man who gave him a career didn’t want the show that he started from nothing to become an outlet for a wormy perv to indulge in his creepy fetishes, and Nana’s bitter because Opie didn’t want to be a part of that sinking ship he calls a media network or whatever the fuck.

outlet for a wormy perv to indulge in his creepy fetishes

Opie motherfucked him, man by splitting up the show, because with the O&J show they could get better porn whores for him to creep on.

One of my favorite O and A stories ever is how Bree Olson used to really have a crush on Jimmy from going on the show all the time and talked about hooking up with him.

Then they actually had sex and now she won't even talk to him at all hahaha

Nice bedroom skills, Stupid

Didn't he pay her? I'm pretty sure he paid her.

Nice bedroom skills, Stupid

Doesnt she also have aids?

Like that would stop Jimmy

Can't get aids twice!

Where do you think she got it from?

charley sheen

The Art of Comedy is all about timing. Civilians don't understand.

Pardon my language gentlemen but Jim and Ant are a couple of jerks.

this is a PG rated sub, sir. Im gonna have to ask you to refrain from cussing

More like PFG rated.

PRETTY FUCKING GREGG

Know-what-I-meeeaaan?

I do.

Well that gives new meaning to the phrase Chicken Alfredo!

”Hurr durr, there’s no such thing as Chicken Alfredo.” -Anthony Cumia

Then again, how much does a Tunisian know about Italian food?

Tunisian eating Italian food, that's some "weird news"

Some are odd and some deranged

Stories that are very strange

CHICKEN?!

OH NOW JEREMY!!

What a sad, pathetic duo.

Easy there Vince Foster

Jim constantly uses Opie as a crutch for Chip and his podcast, and now is trying to act like he barely thinks about or refers to him at all. You can’t have it both ways.

And Opie didn't say anything about either of them for years. When he finally did he directly called them out by name. He didn't put on a clown wig and glasses and make veiled references to the only other fag who understands them.

And their critiques of Opie are "he was a bit slow in getting humor, he can be passive aggressive, and gets moody when things aren't done right" (which is funny because both Ant and Jimmy did that last one all the time about their precious food).

Anyway apart from those things though, Opie was never really a piece of shit. He's all about his family, his kids, and his broadcasting career. Thats it. He never engaged in the low life antics that the other two did.

Whereas Ant is a racist, alcoholic, gun nut, kid diddler who can't separate his politics from his radio personality and Jimmy is a phony recovering addict, a sexual deviant, and a worm who will kiss anyones ass as long as they have power/fame/influence (but midgets, burn victims, the terminally ill, the poor, and otherwise downtrodden are all Grade A humor in his book and deserve to be laughed at and spit on).

I admit that these guys make me laugh when I listen to some of the old shows, but it really starts to occur to you after a while that its not an act.

Those two really are despicable pieces of shit with little redeeming qualities in the long run

apart from those things though, Opie was never really a piece of shit

Yes he was.

I knew when people started this bit, there'd be people actually believing it.

I didn't say he's a great guy or a role model.

I said he wasn't a piece of shit like Ant and Jim

Theres a big difference

You really hit it on the head.When Howard did similar bits the “Guest”was usually in on it.O and A was just abject cruelty to people that they felt were inferior to them.But if you were a celebrity the interviews were cringe worthy at best.Just a bunch of idol worship and super fan bullshit.Listening to the old shows is brutal.

Damn! Worm must be pounding those sugar-free Shirley Temples, cause the gloves are off!!!!

Boooo!

It's nice of him to finally put down the bottle and respond.

Jamba juice mother fucked him and didn't give him the 17.5 oz cup he specially ordered

Good one.

Based and redpilled.

Take that libertarts

Wait I'm lost.. which pair? Opies tits, Jim and Sam, Jim and Ant, or Kim and opie..

Oh no he di'nt!

What a faggot

Jimmy is such a disingenuous little fucking cunt. He is obsessed, but the point is that brotherman called him a dry drunk which he also is.

Give back the $60k you unfunny faggot

HAHA

That's the funniest thing he has ever done, steal from a bunch of dumb truckers

funniest thing is he spent the money a women who strung him along and had zero intention of getting involved with him seriously

At least she had a big dick

“Woman”

real tho, pending further explanation, i was made to understand he paid an ex girlfriend money from that bounty for role in the animation of the show.

How many non-alcoholic Budweisers did he drink before he tweeted this?

>Non alcoholic budweiser

*deep inhale* there might be 0% alcohol but there's barley malt, HOPS & natural flavors in this... I'm fucking TRYING to stay eggwhite sober you scccumbug

Baby boy

Now, guys. He may be several days late but travelling is hard on a worm, what with having no spine or limbs an' all. Cut the lil' feller some slack.

Or cut him in half and watch both halfs regenerate and slither off into the woods.

That's why you slice them hot dog style.

Anthony & Jim are being bullied by a man with full-blown autism.

What is he even on about? He could have just called him an unfunny faggot (though that would be a clear falsehood) but he goes off on some vague tangent. Reminds me of when Louis asked Rumsfeld if he was a lizard and he talked for 2 minutes about tipping some waiter.

I think he is alluding to Opies obsession with Howard. How he went into his studio for 10 seconds and just wants to be noticed by him.

Yeah, those are literally things Opie did. Opie filmed himself not being allowed in the hall as Howard walked by and he's waving and trying to get Howard's attention. Another time he filmed himself walking into Howard's section of Sirius, then he giggled and ran back out.

How big is the studio/building they used to work in? It's hard to imagine them having some huge distance between their work spaces, which makes this shit even more pathetic.

Howard has his own section of the building, private elevator from the garage, etc. When Sirius first started as a company, they thought Howard Stern would be their best way of getting subscribers, they gave him a fortune, tons of stock, and built a lot of the place for him.

Who else is attracting subs other than Stern? Who's gonna to pay 20.99 for the Sam Roberts show?

A lot of you, apparently.

Every time I visit this sub, it’s "did you hear what happened on J&S today??"

STOP LISTENING.

Proud to say I never listen to that shit for more than ten minutes

Nice "comedy", stupid.

"he might come up in conversation once in a while".

He made a poker chip out of his face and he never stops talking about him.

Yeah, he's so green he could pass for one of your recommended five a day or sumthin

He also has a Opie waiting pillow according to Daniel Ross

And had a slew of merch made.

How can we get Opie to bring up Prince Alan?

I like how Jim is being sarcastic to act like he's above Opie's Howard obsession, when this is Jim's level of obsession with literally any celebrity he sees. Opie "whined and cried" when he wasn't invited to Howard's birthday party? What did you do when Derek Jeter wouldn't take a photo with you at an event that explicitly stated no photos were to be taken?

Or his man-crush on Ozzie.

And Jimmy doesn't even like sports other than MMA (men rolling around grappling on the floor)

Yeah, at least stern actually did something to warrant anger and resentment. I like Howard, but he’s an asshole and was an asshole to both Opie and Anthony. At least Opie never changed his stance on Howard. Anthony attacked him viciously on the radio and then claimed it was mostly to appease Opie and has gone so far as to suck up to Howard on compound. I completely get why Opie was paranoid and never trusted any of these motherfuckers. They are all liars, manipulators and con artists. At least when Opie lied he lied to try, and fail, to be funny. To make his show more interesting. These other guys just lie for their own interests. Anthony either never hated Howard and lied about it, or hated him and is lying about it now. Opie made up a scuba diving story, and a jury duty story, to try to make us laugh. Who is worse and more slimy?

We could get into the minutiae of who has the more devious motivation for their obscure lies or we could just consider the fact that Anthony is a pedophile.

Four days a week for four years and four years on a shitty network ran by a crooked cop who doesn't know what the fuck he's doing.

Only Opie can save Compound Media

Which he turned down, he knew there is zero hope

What is going on with all these pro opie comments? Has this subreddit been invaded? I feel like Im in bizzaro world

Bizarro Opies World...brothaman

We saw the light

Demented world

0PIE ALWAYS WINS

It's nuts right?

My god, ll this time...how could I have been so wrong. What a fool I was. Thank you brothermen, for setting me straight and showing me the light. Long live the Opester!!!

This shit is weak

Opie The Conquerer

Jim, if you're reading this- I know Opie bashed you pretty hard. He punked you in front of an entire nation. The solution is NOT to hit the sauce. I know you're going to be tempted, but you have 50 years sobriety under your belt. Don't throw it away over this. People have short memories. In a year, maybe two, they'll forget this, and you'll be able to go out in public again. Just don't take that drink!

Hes drowning himself in beer battered shrimp.

Actually Ant men, out of respect, don't talk and gossip about each other to other men.

he's come up a handful of times

you just did an hr on him

oooooooh burn!

jim sucks on so many levels of life.

I get the cool thing is to hate Norton's guts but this was pretty fucking funny.

I guess i forgot to laugh

You don't get cool stuff, you dry toothed scuuuuumbag.

But it’s pussy shit.

He’s not even addressing what Opie said about him being a dry drunk, he’s just trying to turn the conversation to Opie/Howard, and he needed his friend to help him do it. And it took him 5 days to think of it.

Norton is a piss ant faggot.

Yeah it's funny that an overly defensive hack got bothered by a tweet

and Jim just sat there and went "please don't fire me, Sirius, I want to continue on to a solo career of mimicking elderly people when I look like shit at 50"

I barely get this. Is it a Stern reference? Yeesh, put the gloves back on.

God damn they suck

This guy is paid money to make people laugh? Christ.....

PLEASE tell me this is a monumental troll effort

I think this is, cause every mother fucker here hates Jim, Sam, & Ant's shows but loves Opies show. Has to be.

Yet you stayed there and worked with him didn’t you? You egocentric fruit.

You think Jim let Ant piss in his mouth at a pool?

running through the door of his studio for ten seconds and giggling naughtily.

Nice grasp of comedic absurdity, stupid. Opie's deep and developed understanding of the neo-dada movement allows him to reach into the dark, unrelenting void of reality and squeeze a bit of levity from the cold, black stone inside.

Jim Norton has to resort to gay doodie pee-pee humor.

Pathetic.

"Dry drunk syndrome operates almost exclusively within a person’s mind. " - Americanadditioncenters.org

Now hold on just a second, Jim might be fabricating this whole thing and might not actually suffer from alcoholism?

When stern put a gag order on O&A that faggot Jimmy had nothing bad to say about him, Anthony trashed stern plenty but now kisses Stern's ass, they both kiss the ass of the guy who tried ending their careers, they're cucks

His silence would have been a strong response than this weak turd.

This wormy asshole has been taking passive-agressive jabs at least a couple times a week, every fucking week and now he comes up with this bullshit?

oh no

jimmy responded fast like early bird gets the worm right guys tsssssssss

Jimmy has been crowbarring in terrible Opie references since day 1 of their show. He did a whole faux story last week where he was describing some news story, but used all the events of Opie to, I assume, entertain someone. But it wasn't funny. Sam chuckled, but it just sounds like a wife who complains about her husband she's divorced from years before. Kinda like how a Dry Drunk is years sober, but still thrive on their past drama.

Jimmy brings up Opie ALL the fucking time. I think Ant does it significantly less, but he does do it too. But Jimmy is definitely obsessed with Opie. 100%

Dude had almost a week to come up with this, and the best he can do is "No, you're obsessed!"

Oy vey. No wonder he wanted to sit this round out. Glad we didn't let him.

ExposeTheWorm

When the hell did this happen?

YES!!!

He's talking about when Opie was obsessed with Howard Stern, right?

These two are seriously trying to act like they aren't prone to obsessive behavior? One guy is obsessed with Twitter, guns(until his got taken away,) politics, and race. The other is obsessed with trannies, jacking off, prostitutes, Ozzy Osborne, and getting his picture taken with celebrities. Of course they're obsessed with Opie, why else would they constantly find ways to bring him up. I barely watch the Chip podcast but I know for a fact they constantly make references to Opie on it. Even worse, the way make said references leads me to believe they think they're being so subtle the audience doesn't catch it. It's astounding how idiotic and deluded Anthony and Jimmy have shown themselves to be.

Tunisian eating Italian food, that's some "weird news"

Some are odd and some deranged

Stories that are very strange

charley sheen