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(CLIP) Rogan's guest describes the clinical term for guys who are into trans women that retained their dicks. Without the slightest hesitation, Joe brings up Jim Norton.
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2018-07-27
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REMINDER: Joe Matarese rage quit Twitter a month ago, for the second time. Then started tweeting again a week later. This is why announcing your departure from social media for short-term attention is now referred to as "Pulling a Joe Matarese".
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2018-05-14
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That face Nazis make when they see something they can't handle...
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2018-08-07
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Opie spoke highly of Joe Rogan on his podcast, in the hopes of getting a RT out of him. (And if Joe knows what's good for him, he'll bend the knee to the Destroyer and do it.)
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2018-09-20
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Whoever /u/Sixglassjoggers was, he just deleted his account after being told to fuck off by one too many people.
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2018-04-03
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Ant banned from the Comedy Cellar + RiotCast (Chip podcast) after owner Noam saw footage of his hateful, racist comments... at least according to this guy
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2018-09-09
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Wait, now he's TYPING the goddamn phrase? (Is he trolling or just lacking in self-awareness?)
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2018-03-29
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Keith the Crooked Cop lies to his audience, hints at hiring Nick DiPaolo when it will almost certainly be a no-name instead.
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2018-04-25
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Kurt Eichenwald is back... with some NEW RULES!
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2018-04-03
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Feeling left out of Opie's Westwood One deal, Anthony challenges Opie to do an hour by himself, no guests. Then, and only then, will Ant consider Opie a 'broadcaster'.
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2018-03-18
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Fragile. Handle with care.
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2018-04-01
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Reminder: Joe Cumia has a clause in all his 2U contracts clearly stating that venues can only cancel due to illness or act of God; as a preventive measure for them wanting to do it after learning more about his character through social media and its whistleblowers.
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2018-09-16
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Remember when Ant used the "I don't try to ruin people's lives, I just call them out on their shit" defense?
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2018-03-13
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Anthony Cumia accidentally defends the enemy: « 'Coon' means a raccoon. Regardless of the original intent, it’s a horrible slur. »
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2018-03-17
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CLIP: Opie brings the show to a screeching halt to complain about TWO (2) people downvoting his videos 'for 2 years'; clearly lies about knowing who they are, says he's keeping an eye on them. (Did I mention 2 years?)
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2018-03-25
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What a difference 24h makes in the life of Joe Matarese
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2018-04-19
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How pissed is Sam right now?
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2018-08-03
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Things I learned listening to Stuttering John Melendez' new podcast this week (so you won't have to)
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2018-03-29
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(CLIP) 30 minutes of Bubba The Love Sponge awkwardly begging everyone for a job, while Ant just tries to plug his book.
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2018-08-06
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Seems like someone should be bringing Ant & Keith's proud and open defiance of Twitter rules and decisions to the company's attention.
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2018-03-19
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You could also not do coke, Jim. *sniff*
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2018-07-09
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(CLIP) "Anthony immediately regretted the decision [to get married], to the degree that he cried himself to sleep on their wedding night."
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2018-07-24
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The Stuttering John Melendez Podcast : 15 total episodes. No episode 1. Two episode 3s. Two episode 4s. No episode 7. Two episode 8s. All of them chalk-full of roasting ex-friends, awkwardly hitting on women and namedropping celebs.
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2018-08-14
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(CLIP) Brother Joe : "Ant has finally come to the same conclusion I have; that you don't wanna feed those that FEED NANA."
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2018-09-23
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If you're Artie, how much are you freaking out right now?
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2018-03-19
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Press Photo v. Real Photo (or, "How I see myself" v. "How others see me")
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2018-03-31
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Two hours into the new account, and...
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2018-03-20
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I'M NOT OFFENDED, *YOU'RE* OFFENDED!
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2018-04-01
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BREAKING: /u/YimmysFcknFootThing, aka /u/sixglassjoggers, returns to thread celebrating his death 2 days later to tell us all off for lacking lives.
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2018-04-06
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After months of abuse from this sub's regulars, /u/TittyMtnHighway has finally tapped out.
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2018-08-18
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Ant may be gone from Twitter, but BroJoe is still fighting the good fight.
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2018-09-11
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In your opinion, does Chris Hansen's continued friendship w/ child-lusting Anthony Cumia raise all kinds of questions about Chris himself, and his fascination with the subject?
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2018-04-11
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Was Artie (already) on another bender today?
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2018-05-29
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Anthony: "Deep Discount. The prices are like a white person in East New York... they're NOT SAFE."
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2018-03-24
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What's with the clickbait headline, /u/TitsandZits?
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2018-03-17
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(CLIP) If you touch Jimmy and you're not famous, he will punch you.
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2018-06-11
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(CLIP) Anthony & Alex Jones : "...and we LOVE black people. We just don't like brainwashed leftist blacks shooting a cop while he's pumping gas."
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2018-08-08
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Kurt Eichenwald complains that Donald Trump blocked him because "He can't handle criticism."
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2018-04-03
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Anthony Cumia still doesn't know about Photoshop
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2018-04-27
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It's official, SaiyanZ is...
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2018-07-12
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"I was 6 or 7 and I was terrified of being re-incarnated as a black person! Hahaaaa... I swear! I'm just being honest!" -Ant
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2018-08-13
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(CLIP) "I've really got no f'n want (or need) to get on Twitter."
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2018-08-25
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SaiyanZ keeps falling for your hoaxes... first the Opie in Nantucket thing, now the fake Ant accounts. Is this guy legitimately retarded?
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2018-08-30
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That time SaiyanZ tried his hand at writing to make up for his dwindling YouTube revenue... gave up after his 6 first articles generated a combined total of $0.
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2018-09-10
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SaiyanZ celebrating 1,000,000 views on YouTube... shames Jimmernam for having fewer views than he does... omits to mention that half his content is stolen with the credits removed.
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2018-09-11
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https://twitter.com/OpieRadio/status/1050041557498380288
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2018-10-10
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Opie claims door still open w/ Sirius, but "a lot would have to change on their end."
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2018-10-10
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Opie admits he can't handle the rigors of full-time mainstream radio, and is much more comfortable talking to fewer people for less money. He just had to embrace his limitations to be happy.
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2018-10-10
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Pete Davidson back on the market, looking for that rebound relationship...
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2018-10-15
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Here we go again...
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2018-10-20
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REMINDER: SaiyanZ Steals All His Videos
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2018-11-20
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REMINDER: SaiyanZ Steals All His Videos
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2018-11-20
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REMINDER: SaiyanZ Steals All His Videos
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2018-11-20
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Redbar ragging on Ant's book signing for over 2h... enjoy!
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2018-11-21
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Mercifully short recap of Ant's appearance on YOUR WELCOME yesterday
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2018-11-23
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Anthony to Forbes: "I only went to rehab to fool the judge, and was drinking again as soon as they drove me to the airport after the first 30 days." #WHATAREBEL
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2018-12-01
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It's been months, why can't Ant just admit that we were 100% right about what would happen if he hired Artie?
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2018-12-03
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REMINDER: The reason why crying wolf about leaving Twitter is now commonly referred to as 'Pulling A Joe Matarese' : "I'm officially saying goodbye to Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and Periscope. After 10pm tonight, I will never be on social media ever again. Goodbye."
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2018-12-12
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"I'm tired of y'all bullying me. You don't even know why you do it. It's just some sick fucking game for you people. So, congrats, you bullied me off here again." –Danny Ross' final words to this sub before switching to an alt, 7 months ago.
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2018-12-27
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Joe Cumia (who neva' did nuffin') BANNED FROM FACEBOOK
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2018-12-31
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The best impression of Joe Cumia, ever... so realistic, you'd swear it was really him spending his days complaining about what we do here.
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2019-01-09
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"Sativa is the poor man's cocaine" -Stuttering John Melendez on this week's SJ Podcast
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2019-01-24
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REMINDER: Jim Norton once unfollowed all his comedian friends because they wouldn't talk about him. Naturally, the great Colin Quinn called him out on it to his face, and the worm squirms.
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2019-01-24
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Why is anyone paying for Compound Media?
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2019-02-02
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"The Last Professional Broadcaster" keeps uploading morbidly out-of-sync videos to YouTube. Is there an 'e' missing after the "L" in that title you gave yourself, Sam?
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2019-02-03
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGLp-ynXAik&t=2m8s
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2019-02-04
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ADAM CAROLLA on ARTIE LANGE'S LATEST ARREST: "[Dr] Drew always says that Jews don't really get into [drugs]; they get into prescription stuff <laughs> They got that to look forward to <laughs> But not so much the street stuff."
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2019-02-04
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(CLIP) Jim Norton, explaining why he isn't doing anything to help Artie : "I have to wait for him to reach out, because he doesn't respond to it. I love the guy. he's just gotta want to quit." (Because that's what a true friend would do : nothing, unless specifically asked.)
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2019-02-05
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OPIE vs ANTHONY - Who's doing better in 2018?
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2018-03-15
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The true face of hypocritical faggotry
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2018-05-15
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Danny Ross cries out in pain as he strikes us #NeverForget
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2018-07-17
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(CLIP) "If you run a YouTube channel that's all gossip about ME and the people I work with, I think it's cool." -Sam
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2018-07-22
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[CLIP] A solid hour of Ant roasting Opie from yesterday's show
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2018-08-03
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POLICE RAIDS COMPOUND : Cops discover and free 11 children held captive
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2018-08-06
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Self-Proclaimed 'Last Professional Broadcaster' Sam Roberts made this week's Botchamania (wrestling bloopers) @ 9:08
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2018-08-17
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[CLIP] "I've got no f'n want (or need) to get on Twitter." -Ant
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2018-08-25
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