Since Colleen's comments got deleted, here's the last novella he wrote us
60 2019-09-09 by suirogerg
Oh...You were finished?? Well allow me to retort...
Post your contact info so we can sue you for libel.
Oh, what? You can’t do that? Why not? I’m sure you have ample proof to back your ridiculously malicious and false accusations of misogyny, alleged acts of racism, legal charges of pedophilia, and the rest of your bullshit buzz-words that are used by millennials like you, who with no conscience whatsoever throw around those once very powerful words for the sole purpose of gaining the upper hand and public support of your constituents whenever you get involved in an altercation. Problem is, most people have a hard time believing anonymous users on a site known for using these tactics in an attempt to damage reputations and interfere with ones right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness (sound vaguely familiar?)
The core purpose your sub is driven by envy, jealousy, failure, having no sense of purpose in your life and the desire to be prominent amongst of your equally dysfunctional pals on your ever diminishing platform. They’ve now become the magically shrinking Opie and Anthony related subreddits. Good move not using an O&A related name.
You’re now constantly being attrited and for good and wholesome reasons...Good will always triumph over evil.
Read on:
What this poster hasn’t mentioned is that every last DMCA that has been filed by myself, either on my own or with legal authorization by others who wish they had the time and energy to do so, are completely and totally legitimate and legal. There’s nothing false or illegal about the DMCA’s that I’ve filed. All Photos and videos on the internet were taken by someone, therefore someone owns the copyright to every last one of those photos and videos. I’m thorough in my filing. The sub just has too many ignorant members that don’t listen to the more logical moderators, and refrain from posting photos and videos that are reportable. They’re blinded by their desire to have their 15 mins and more importantly by their very real and palpable hatred.
Reddit has too much to lose and will never take the stance of a “Kiwi Farms” type of forum that a few sociopathic individuals run in their Moms house. They’re doing the only thing they can, taking infringing content down. If and when Reddit Legal receives enough of those legitimate DMCA’s they shut down the sub. It’s really that simple. So for Johnny Cakes, Frunkass, and the other dozen or so sociopaths on that sub who suck all the fun out of what a subreddit is supposed to be... and fantasize about a lawsuit against me.... I have one word... SUBPOENA. Stop already.
I’ve filed 100’s of legitimate DMCA’s over the past several months, admittedly with the sole intention of having Opie and Anthony related subs banned. They’ve dedicated themselves to libel, harassment, and outright real-life bullying on and off the sub. Not just name calling and ridicule. I could care less about that. Their anonymity is what empowers them to post libelous and defamatory content. If not for that anonymity, which I believe is the reason for them not filing a single counter claim, they would find themselves in civil court facing a large number of defamation and libel suits by many of their “victims”.
There’s a reoccurring pattern of them using my intellectual property as Illustrations to accompany their ridiculous accusations of projected (typically) pedophilia, misogyny, anti-Semitism, Homosexuality etc... toward my family, friends and myself. They’re in the habit of using other individuals Intellectual property to drive home their abysmal message of hatred and libel.
So Again, there’s been nothing illegal about any of the DMCA’s I’ve filed. For me to do so would be a dire mistake on my part. I’m achieving the desired results playing by the rules. Why jeopardize that? REMINDER: This sub has gone so far as to brigade and bully my employers to the point of them letting me go from a few of my jobs, all in the name of “having fun picking on old guys”. That’s the only reason they’ve ever given for their atrocious behavior. This sub brigades to the point of bullying venues, agencies and other people in the entertainment industry into avoiding me, by utilizing dozens of anonymous emails and phone calls...many using the names of past Opie and Anthony guests, show members and friends to further try to get my attention and aggravate.
This particular sub consisting mainly of envious millennials loves to reiterate the fact that I’m 60 and for the most part retired (according to the sub”70 and near death”) and that I have a stream of income due to business dealings with my brother. They like to call it “welfare”, and are constantly mocking the fact that I have income that’s not worked for. They like to call me a leech. Why they do this is beyond me. In addition to the fact that they think I’m a bum, they put a large amount of effort into taking my work (which they call a hobby) away from me and my band members.
It became personal for me when the sub (and it’s 7 or so now banned predecessors) started harassing and bullying my 11 year old daughter, my deceased Mother, My innocent Sister, and my longtime GF, all for the purpose of trying to rile me up and get a reaction out of me to use as fodder for the sub. Interfering with my every day real-life has become a game of sorts for them, supposedly it was brought upon by a comment I made some years back. “You have no effect on my life”.... meaning that an internet forum that shit-talks people...especially people with any amount of notoriety, has the absolute right to do so, but in reality..does nothing to affect my bottom line $ or my real world reputation.
I support 1A, I defended that right, amongst others. by serving in the Army for 3yrs. (another fact that this particular subreddit seems to love mocking) People have the right to say what they want. When it became a “challenge” for the sub to get my attention, they took it to the next level. That’s where the line between 1A right and libelous accusations that damage ones reputation, employability and the right to live a life undeterred by malicious internet trolls was crossed. All for the sake of getting someone’s attention and having “fun” hurting a “boomer”.
My Reddit post karma alone is clear evidence of brigading. The downvoting that this comment alone will incur by the brigading, bee hive mentality of the O&A related sub shows that there’s collusion amongst the members of this subreddit and its moderators to do real life damage to certain people they see as “less than human”. Phone calls to my business and texts to my business number calling for my untimely death, taunting, horrific allegations...All of that means ZERO to me. Commentary about me and my brother written and posted on the sub, means nothing to anyone but the sub.
When my family became the focus of the Opie and Anthony leftover psychopaths, it Became a problem that needed to be dealt with.
I liken what I’ve been FORCED to do (DMCA’s) with something that I was always intrigued with:
When Chicago mobster and really really bad guy, Al Capone (aka The Sub), was on a rampage against his enemies in the 20-30’s (Innocent Family and Friends) the Feds couldn’t imprison him for murder (aka- the subs libelous and malicious harassment and real life bullying, job interference, Doxxing my 11 year old daughters info). They did finally find a way to make his empire (aka- Opie and Anthony subreddit) crumble though fervently prosecuting him for the the less serious crime (but serious enough to get the job done) of tax evasion (aka-Copyright Infringement). They went another way entirely to get the desired results for the purpose of removing an evil, evil man from civilized society.
I (we) will continue to report this evil sub and file legitimate and legal DMCA’s at every turn until it’s gone.
Stop interfering with people’s real lives and livelihoods, and we’ll leave your stupid sub alone. Plain and simple.
Sincerely, JC and friends.
76 comments
1 TyCobbFuckParty 2019-09-09
“until it’s gone.”
HAHAHA HO LEE SHIT!
1 fawwkyeah 2019-09-09
Joe has such a low IQ that he thinks typing out these small books makes him look intelligent
Brevity is the soul of wit, you fucking idiot
1 joemoomia 2019-09-09
He also appears to believe he's like some sort of FBI profiler who's developed a detailed outline that neatly explains the sub and its participants and it couldn't possibly be any more wrong or stupid. His lack of understanding re: how the internet works is just astounding, he frequently behaves like he just bought his first computer yesterday.
1 985x 2019-09-09
Tyfys
1 Snake_____86 2019-09-09
“means nothing but to this sub”
Yet this mooing nigger can’t stop thinking about this place.
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1 Bdunn0 2019-09-09
This manifesto was almost as long as Nana's book.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-09
Stupid ass, pretending he has any friends except convicted child rapist and assaulter Jeffrey Hollander, AKA Kurt Love, Joe's best and oldest friend.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-09
Joe is such a lying bitch. He needs the bitch slapped out of him.
1 JimNortonsHonesty 2019-09-09
Nobody has that much time on their hands.
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2019-09-09
Ahahahahahahahahahaha
1 ChatterboxFM 2019-09-09
Do ya?
1 McGowan9 2019-09-09
By "business dealings" he means "guilt-tripping him into giving me charity because I'm a useless waste of space."
1 Reaux_Chambeaux 2019-09-09
Lmao he makes it sound like they co-founded a successful real estate venture or some shit
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-09-09
We do, Joe. They're in the form of your own words. You tweeted the n word out like a billion times and are still, years later, writing rants against black people and Muslims. Part of me wants to see Joe follow through on suing someone here for libel only to be summarily smacked down when a bunch of burlap bags containing printouts of Joe's tweets are brought into the courtroom by a bunch of postal workers.
1 joemoomia 2019-09-09
Joe did an interview where he was wearing half a swastika and gloating about "producing" a video featuring his brother mugging for the camera in blackface while making stereotypical "negro" faces. He also did a Hendrix "tribute" where he wore blackface and a huge Afro wig. We didn't falsify or make up this stuff, it's all right there. There's nothing "alleged" about it.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-09-09
Double-posting here, but it is amazing how he still doesn't understand the first thing about the sub:
Joe, for the millionth time: no on is jealous or envious of you. You have nothing to be jealous of. You're unemployed, ugly, dumb, bald, and you rely on your brother's handouts to make mortgage payments. Your girlfriend is an old, dried up pile of sand. You've publicly humilated yourself countless times.
Further, not one person here cares about being "prominent" here. People don't even read usernames and most change theirs every few months.
Joe: people fuck with you because it's funny and amusing. And it's amusing because you're an entitled, world class asshole with no self awareness or impulse control. Get this through your thick skull, please. It's not jealousy or envy. It's because you're an asshole to point and laugh at.
1 McGowan9 2019-09-09
He's well aware than no one's envious of him. It's his only defence to stop his ego from completely collapsing in on itself. His ego is huge but it's extremely fragile. We've seen evidence of this multiple times, pretty much every time he posts anything on here or his social media accounts basically. If he truly faced his multiple failures in an honest way he would probably kill himself.
2 RapistWithHIV 2019-09-09
Hasn't he even waved his flag a few times in the past & tried the humility route, only to return to buffoonish form shortly after?
He knows he's an idiot deep down.
1 joemoomia 2019-09-09
I think it's fairly obvious that his "you're all just jealous" tack is just an extension of the fact that he's getting older and fatter now and is beginning to realize that the bulk of his adult life has consisted of being a silly buffoon and useless leech, which also explains the pathetic social media persona he's tried to create for himself (conservative firebrand/patriot/badass biker/rock star/real creator of O&A). His desperation and ineptitude just makes him an easier target but, Joe being Joe, he just doesn't grasp it.
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1 Reaux_Chambeaux 2019-09-09
When dumbass lolcows like Joe write screeds about that stuff on the Internet, they are projecting. Since they are so caught up in it, and so absorbed, and so without a meaningful life, they assume everyone who shits on them online is also the same way.
They forget that there's over a thousand of us who each maybe spend 5 minutes a day posting/lurking here during a spare moment or two throughout the day (during work for example, which is something Joe will not understand obviously). I don't sit here and obsess about this shit all day, and neither does anyone else here. I log in, call Joe a faggot, and log out.
It just so happens that 1000 other people also do that. I guess it must look overwhelming, but you think you would stop provoking it if you were Joe. I mean damn. He's on some Wile E. Coyote shit at this point.
1 joemoomia 2019-09-09
This is what makes Uncle Udders so consistently hilarious. He really believes that "we" have some sort of group agenda here other than goofing on what a meaty-breasted obese retard he is. He seems to think he's developed some sort of "profile" of the sub users and has our motives all figured out, but he's so far off and so delusional it only makes the whole thing even funnier. He doesn't get the bit at all, just like when he thought the sub was "Nana" and he could "starve" it. He also has no idea that his every attempt to "beat" us just throws more fuel on the fire and provides more hilarious content to laugh at. It's so pitiful you almost want to explain it to him, but he wouldn't believe it anyway and would assume it was some sort of trick.
1 Compound_MediaPR 2019-09-09
Never happened. Layla is only ever mentioned sympathetically. No child deserves a deadbeat father. Get your kid to school and stop embarrassing her, Joe.
Who you abandoned for the last half-decade of her life. According to the Cumia's, she was barely capable of existing, let alone browsing Reddit.
Is only mentioned positively. She has a nice dumper for her age and seems swell for someone sharing your genes.
Who you introduced the world to on national television and felt the need to share proclivity for squirting (gross). You really know how to treat a lady, Joe.
1 Snake_____86 2019-09-09
I don't think I've ever seen anyone talk badly about her here. Even though she's got frightening teeth, I'd still give that battle axe an oral creampie.
1 NostalgicMess 2019-09-09
Joe's under the mentality that if you say anything about his family it's bad. He's a lunkhead.
1 Snake_____86 2019-09-09
It's so easy to torment them since they're retarded boomers that STILL don't understand how the internet works. If Nana agreed to fucking a boy in a dress, it wouldn't of gone beyond one day.
1 joemoomia 2019-09-09
This is one of the funniest things about Nana and Titty-Boy. They've been online for YEARS and STILL carry on like they just got online for the first time yesterday. Moo Cow's "profile" of the sub and its users is just so woefully misguided and retarded that if I didn't know better I'd think it was a bit.
1 McGowan9 2019-09-09
The same girlfriend who was basically rejoicing online at 3rd world kids dying of dysentery or something. There's a reason she's with Joe. She's a piece of shit too.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-09-09
“Donate to starving kids in africa...ummm gross. No. Delete.”
1 McGowan9 2019-09-09
Rotten old cunt.
1 CasinoIndian 2019-09-09
Her causal "Nah. I'm good. Just sayin" was what signed her death warrant here.
1 joemoomia 2019-09-09
Act like a pig on social media for attention, pay the price. It's so funny when morons dig themselves into a hole on social media and act like they've been personally violated even though their social media pages were public and viewable by anyone.
1 Reaux_Chambeaux 2019-09-09
No kidding. How fucking embarrassing, imagine having a boyfriend who shared disgusting intimate details about your vagina to the internet for no reason. I would definitely leave him.
1 joemoomia 2019-09-09
Well, Uncle Udders likes to take credit for "creating" O&A and O&A thrived on doing the exact same thing, thus Moo Cow Joe has no one to blame but himself. It's so funny how the Cumia brothers love to troll but hate being trolled, as if they have some sort of special immunity no one else gets.
1 McGowan9 2019-09-09
I have a good friend from childhood who joined the Royal Marines in 2004. He's served multiple tours in Afghanistan, 6 of them as far as I know. He's been injured twice, once very seriously (IED - riddled with shrapnel, intestines blown out, emergency surgery in Afghan and two more back in the UK.)
Never once have I heard him talk about "serving" or "defending your freedoms/rights" or anything of the sort, and yet this fat old faggot, who did a couple of years of food prep in peacetime, has the balls to talk like this. He really is a fucking joke.
1 bruisedreed84 2019-09-09
Joe reminds me of Michael from the I'm Alan Partridge series. Always talking about his army days but there's no proof he ever joined. Stab! Twist! Kill!
1 Ant_Sucks 2019-09-09
That's because you treat your veterans like shit
1 McGowan9 2019-09-09
Our government does and a lot of lefties in the media do but the majority of English people are supportive. There's also a big difference in attitude with British soldiers than American. They're a lot less gung ho.
The point here though is that Joe Cumia is a fuckhead.
1 AntsFailingCareer 2019-09-09
But letting schoolgirls get gangraped by aggressive paki invaders is fine of course
1 McGowan9 2019-09-09
That wasn't me
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1 McGowan9 2019-09-09
But none of that is true.
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1 McGowan9 2019-09-09
Nah, it's probably because he's not a faggot.
1 Reaux_Chambeaux 2019-09-09
American military veterans don't usually say stupid shit like that either, combat veterans or not. In the off-chance that you find an idiot veteran that does, chances are they have Cumia-esque service records.
And we don't mock serving in the military; we mock people who served in the military, did nothing special while in the military (ie. no combat, etc), and then still bring it up and brag to people about it 40 years later like they fucking can't let it go.
1 Psych555 2019-09-09
I mock them. Bunch of simpletons sent overseas to bring back the cheese for their fat rat masters.
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1 thrillated 2019-09-09
There are several contradictions in this stupid statement, but here's one that really stands out. He says we do this because we're jealous of his life - which could not be further from the truth, if a 70 year old who makes a small amount of money putting on an afro and a fake Black Parade jacket is the subject of my envy, I'd rather be killed - and should be saying the things were saying, but then goes on to say that he believes in the 1st amendment.
No Joe, you don't understand the 1st amendment. Fuck you and fuck off, I never needed a potato peeler to defend my right to say what's on my mind.
1 Twatsmash 2019-09-09
It really is the saddest part of Joey’s trash. If my life in any way resembled his I’d legitimately consider blowing my brains out. I’ve never been as low as Joseph Cumia; never achieved so little. That he has failed so miserably at life, while having the luxury of a millionaire brother who funds his ridiculous hobbies, would be almost heartbreaking were he not such an entitled, pathetic faggot.
1 Reaux_Chambeaux 2019-09-09
People with significant intellectual disabilities often can't tell when their lives are shitty, and can exist in a sort of "ignorance is bliss" situation.
Basically what I'm saying is retards are always happy or at least content.
1 Psych555 2019-09-09
Joe thinks he's Elliot Ness. There's a cow joke in there somewhere...
1 suirogerg 2019-09-09
We’re also somehow Al Capone and his empire simultaneously.
1 zombie247 2019-09-09
https://archive.vn/GyR4d
The entire thread.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-09-09
That sub is dealing with some drama, they users are all accusing freespeechwarrior of being a shill hired to control the narrative.
Seems kinda funny how blatantly he steps into reddit legal's defense in his little moderator-green pinned comment. And then someone just deletes all the comments. Hmm.
1 AnferneeCumiyayuh 2019-09-09
Imajur ya honor. It was Bobo's house. #Loophole
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1 NostalgicMess 2019-09-09
Kiwi Farms is far more of a 'free speech network' than Compound Media.
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1 Nothing_of_merit 2019-09-09
A simple test to solve all this... "Anyone who submits a DMCA is a card carrying white nationalist, pedarest, child spit drinking, racist, mysogynist, t shirt with sleves cut off, cow eyed, talentless, bad father, technologically retarded, layabout mooch with bad breath..."
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1 trippin_on_beefers 2019-09-09
What a long-winded asshole.
1 Knife_rapist 2019-09-09
Stupid wrote all that because the autists here found out that he's calling himself James Hefner these days. It's just total humiliation masquerading as righteous indignation.
1 Psych555 2019-09-09
Joe ruined his own career by posting racist shit on the internet and has the gall to act the victim.
Apparently loud-mouthed-racist-who-whould-know-better is a genetic character trait.
1 joemoomia 2019-09-09
All of which was completely avoidable by taking his "career" seriously and not wildly flapping his gums on social media for the whole world to see. Nana and Uncle Udders seem to think the ability to tweet and post anything they like is some sort of God-given and legally protected right that absolves them of any consequences or blowback. It's totally bizarre.
1 tjdon 2019-09-09
This looks as if it was written partly to send to prospective employers to explain the info they seem to get after hiring joe. Not sure I’d hire a nutcase because he’s not a pedophile, but that’s a business decision for James Hefner to make. Also, which one of you has been getting his gigs cancelled and not bragging about it? Is that just another lie?
1 TangerineReam 2019-09-09
YOU CAN'T FILE DMCA'S ON BEHALF OF GETTY IMAGES OR WHOEVER ELSE, UNLESS YOU HAVE THEIR PERMISSION TO DO SO. This is what the upcoming lawsuit against you will be about, Joe.
u/RamonFrunkis has legitimately threatened you with a thoroughly competent proposal and has mentioned that if you know who he is, then you know he's good for his legal fund and moreover; his connections in litigation that will represent him are hungry to do it because you're a bum and this case overall - in their words - will be a "slam dunk".
These are the most important points out of this whole thing against Joe, because it illustrates how his own idiocy will finally catch up to him and do him in for good.
1 TARE_ME 2019-09-09
He also fails to comprehend that owning the copyright isn't the end-all-be-all. He's not well versed in fair use.
He's also not well versed about how defamation suits work and their success rate. Never mind he plays it off like everyone here is destitute and not worth going after, I highly suspect that it's more along the lines of any lawyer he's spoken with has laughed him out of their office at the prospect of trying to track down hundreds of individual users through Doe lawsuits for calling him fat and stupid, and then trying to assign damages to them for stupid quips. The fact is that 99% of the people who post about him on Reddit, leave it on Reddit (including me) and sifting through that signal to noise ratio is pretty difficult.
He might have a case against people sending things to venues for tortious interference... if the Vines and the majority of his social media posts that are reposted here weren't actually real and things he's actually said and then left up to the venue's to decide.
Seems like he's got a bit of social media buyer's remorse, like his brother. Maybe don't spend your life on social media trying to get adulation by saying controversial things and then act shocked when people do to you what you've done to others for the past 20 years. BUT IT WAS HIS JOOOOOB YOUR HONOR!!! 95% of the stuff post here are jokes. So take a fucking joke.
No sympathy.
1 Iguckfoats 2019-09-09
His comment on the same thread, in response to beige. Ill just post it all for context.
WatchRedditDie BeigeFrequency 1 points 2 days ago I have never done such a thing. However, you have repeatedly threatened to assault myself and others, you admitted to me in personal conversations that you DMCA'd my videos to "annoy" me, and on many occasioned, you have encouraged violence against black people and other minorities.
WatchRedditDie BeigeFrequency 1 points 3 days ago I would never haloandangelwings.jpg
WatchRedditDie BeigeFrequency 1 points 3 days ago Joe, I have literally never fucked with your livelihood. I made videos cataloguing your public social media posts. And despite your personal attacks on me, I still haven't struck back, even though I-or anyone else who wanted to-could turn your fucking life upside down with 3 phone calls. I'll let you ponder which 3 letter organization I WOULD call first, you geriatric criminal fuck.
WatchRedditDie BeigeFrequency 1 points 3 days ago Joe has fucked with me on a personal level; probably more than anyone else. He has actually gone after my livelihood, in a sense, by targeting my youtube channel, which helps me make money as a part time job while I look after a terminally ill family member(something the mother abandoners would never understand)
But even I, probably the most harmed by his fuckery, haven't stooped to the level of harassing a child.
DOXXER100 1 points 3 days ago And how did that feel you dumb fuck? I’ll say it one more time here because people tend to kiss your ass and they might just listen this time. Don’t fuck with my livelihood I won’t fuck with your sub. None of you seem to understand this but I want nothing to do with this shit hole. I’ll stop with the DMCA’s now. One more incident of my gigs being fucked with, I start again. That’s the only way this shit ends.
1 suirogerg 2019-09-09
tyfys
1 Nigger_jimbo 2019-09-09
I wonder if Ant ever helps him type these up.
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1 SextonHardcastle11 2019-09-09
Every time Joe posts from now on, we should only reply with
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
1 LamarThePotato 2019-09-09
What business this literary novelist is talking about?
1 suirogerg 2019-09-09
Thanks, Joe, for showing what a complete fucking idiot you are.
That rant you posted is saved, I’ll be reposting it shortly (minus one detail).