Fez never firing back always made me feel like this was just a bit. Fez had no problem eviscerating people, but when it came to Sam he always turtled up. He went harder at Opie than he ever did at Sam, but the only reason Opie knew any of this stuff was because of Sam.
Because Sam is an insecure faggot with no life that can’t handle any sort of jokes or criticism, so he’d probably make it his life mission to ruin your day every time he saw you because you got one joke off on him.
He went after Sam a few times. But everytime he made a passing comment, Sam would pull the tape and O&A (or mostly just Sam and Opie) would spend an ebtire segment on it.
He has the worst hair ever. I don't just mean the (rapidly disappearing) hair on his head, though he does have possibly the worst hairline in the whole world. His eyebrows and facial hair are just awful too. It must be the lifetime of chicken dinosaurs etc.
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1 PeeSoup3030 2019-09-09
good to see that someone got him to shave that bullshit off of his face
1 suirogerg 2019-09-09
Unfortunately, I think this was taken before he grew that abomination of a beard.
1 late_50s_why 2019-09-09
You mean before it was mocked by British documentaries maker posilin
1 NickApleas 2019-09-09
At least it hides his burn victim lips.
1 Cream_Pie_Jones 2019-09-09
You’re a mean one Mr. Grinch!
1 985x 2019-09-09
Fez never firing back always made me feel like this was just a bit. Fez had no problem eviscerating people, but when it came to Sam he always turtled up. He went harder at Opie than he ever did at Sam, but the only reason Opie knew any of this stuff was because of Sam.
1 fawwkyeah 2019-09-09
Because Sam is an insecure faggot with no life that can’t handle any sort of jokes or criticism, so he’d probably make it his life mission to ruin your day every time he saw you because you got one joke off on him.
Every office has a faggot that acts like this
1 late_50s_why 2019-09-09
Remember his parents actually called in to defend him when the fedora guy made fun of him on air
1 suirogerg 2019-09-09
That was so cringey. I know Pollack is kind of lame, but he did destroy Sam and I have some respect for him for doing so.
1 ScarletNumeroo 2019-09-09
Pollack not only married one of his groupies, but he married an ugly one.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-09-09
She’s a mentally ill cunt too. She’s fucking horrendous.
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1 Leofan7 2019-09-09
Ya got to remember though that through the bits Fez still had a lot of bad shit going on in his poor noggin.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-09-09
He went after Sam a few times. But everytime he made a passing comment, Sam would pull the tape and O&A (or mostly just Sam and Opie) would spend an ebtire segment on it.
1 McGowan9 2019-09-09
He has the worst hair ever. I don't just mean the (rapidly disappearing) hair on his head, though he does have possibly the worst hairline in the whole world. His eyebrows and facial hair are just awful too. It must be the lifetime of chicken dinosaurs etc.
1 ZeframCochrane- 2019-09-09
Fuck this fucking heeb.