Let’s be clear about something, Ant is not interested in women, sexually.
This relationship was entirely set up, like a bit, by the show. Without the insistence of the other guys in the room and all the listeners, there’s no way Ant would have perused Jill. Their first date was literally booked by Roland. And when they did go out, Ant had to get blindingly drunk to get through it.
That said, he could have faked it and started a family with this woman—childless 32 year old Long Island trash broads will marry any faggot with a condo, let alone a house.
Aside from tweeting, his greatest pleasure seems to be bragging to his peers about the age of his sexual conquests and/or how "low he'd go". He is positively aglow while gloating about "fucking his brother's girlfriend's daughter" or taking his girlfriend to the pediatric ward or masturbating to children's TV shows. Boasting to his pals about his lust for underage girls seems like it's the entire point for him.
Remember when he keep going on about that YouTube 'Thanksgiving' song? The girl in it was barely a tween. That was when I first knew Anthony was a legitimate sick fuck.
She's not perfect; she looks like she's made of plastic and any woman who dates Tony is by definition a gold digger, because he's so ugly and unlikeable.
But I felt tremendous sympathy for her and contempt for that dago rapist when he aired her embarrassing problems in front of O&A's hundreds of listeners. And it was his fault they broke up in the first place.
Imagine you're dating someone, and they cheat on you, resulting in the end of the relationship, and they respond by telling 1,064 truckers about your butt problems.
Also should be mentioned that when he mentioned the leaky anus that Nana said something along the lines of "And you know what that means I couldn't get anymore!" basically admitting that this closet case was insisting on anal constantly like Heath Ledger's character in Brokeback.
By the way, Jill denied those problems and it just doesn’t make sense in my opinion: didnt he say she was on fat burners that made her shit out a yellow liquid?
Sounds like BS to me and Jill also said she was seriously hurt because she really liked AntH
She didn't exactly shit the bed; she was eating foods cooked in the (then) new zero fat oil, Olestra, in order to keep her weight down.
What they didn't tell you on the packet (until the FDA forced them to) is that Olestra has zero calories because you can't digest it; and since you can't digest it, it just dribbles all the way through you and out your ass...
So, she's trying to do something to stay hot, and Ant just airs her dirty bedsheets on the radio... What a prick.
I'm not siding with Ant in any way here (airing that was about as characteristic of his Cumia brand spitefulness as it gets), but I disagree. In my view, if something comes out your anus and stains the sheets, you've shit the bed.
It was actually Alli, which was a new weight loss pill at the time. For the most part, Olestra came and went (1998-2001) before the relationship occurred (2008)
A few years ago she had a bunch of nudes leaked, including her getting creampied, and dating Ant is still the most embarrassing thing that happened to her.
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1 UnclePaulsSoul 2019-09-07
Gene Simmons would’ve treated her better.
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-09-07
Btk would have treated her better
1 tjdon 2019-09-07
Could you imagine the mugs on any kids these 2 had?
1 patio87 2019-09-07
That's just fucking sad.
1 AnthonyCumia_LGBT 2019-09-07
Let’s be clear about something, Ant is not interested in women, sexually.
This relationship was entirely set up, like a bit, by the show. Without the insistence of the other guys in the room and all the listeners, there’s no way Ant would have perused Jill. Their first date was literally booked by Roland. And when they did go out, Ant had to get blindingly drunk to get through it.
That said, he could have faked it and started a family with this woman—childless 32 year old Long Island trash broads will marry any faggot with a condo, let alone a house.
1 yanggang707 2019-09-07
"like a bit" no need to bring up his domestic abuse conviction
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-09-07
A nigga's ribs.
No, wait, those are Dani's
1 McGowan9 2019-09-07
This is all unironically true.
1 joemoomia 2019-09-07
Aside from tweeting, his greatest pleasure seems to be bragging to his peers about the age of his sexual conquests and/or how "low he'd go". He is positively aglow while gloating about "fucking his brother's girlfriend's daughter" or taking his girlfriend to the pediatric ward or masturbating to children's TV shows. Boasting to his pals about his lust for underage girls seems like it's the entire point for him.
1 Skip4play 2019-09-07
I remember thinking that Ant knew way too much about some of those Disney channel shows.
1 JamieConway 2019-09-07
Remember when he keep going on about that YouTube 'Thanksgiving' song? The girl in it was barely a tween. That was when I first knew Anthony was a legitimate sick fuck.
1 aRTie02150 2019-09-07
Todavía soy hilarante
1 TheRealEl2 2019-09-07
¿¡¿Donde esta tu pistola?!?! ¡Verga!
1 ZombieRoeCumia 2019-09-07
Ahhh Kuwaiti Antwon Kumiya enjoying some fun American culture.
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-09-07
The Nicoleaky segment is "I got caught but it's everybody's else's fault but mine!" standard Cumia procedure.
That goes for both those asshole brothers.
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1 ShowpizzaBizbear 2019-09-07
She's not perfect; she looks like she's made of plastic and any woman who dates Tony is by definition a gold digger, because he's so ugly and unlikeable.
But I felt tremendous sympathy for her and contempt for that dago rapist when he aired her embarrassing problems in front of O&A's hundreds of listeners. And it was his fault they broke up in the first place.
Imagine you're dating someone, and they cheat on you, resulting in the end of the relationship, and they respond by telling 1,064 truckers about your butt problems.
Anthony deserves his misery.
1 joemoomia 2019-09-07
At least she's identifiable as a woman, unlike the bony teenage coke sluts he typically favors.
1 FaggotBannedKeith 2019-09-07
Also should be mentioned that when he mentioned the leaky anus that Nana said something along the lines of "And you know what that means I couldn't get anymore!" basically admitting that this closet case was insisting on anal constantly like Heath Ledger's character in Brokeback.
1 MonsieurSodomie 2019-09-07
By the way, Jill denied those problems and it just doesn’t make sense in my opinion: didnt he say she was on fat burners that made her shit out a yellow liquid?
Sounds like BS to me and Jill also said she was seriously hurt because she really liked AntH
1 Jungies 2019-09-07
She didn't exactly shit the bed; she was eating foods cooked in the (then) new zero fat oil, Olestra, in order to keep her weight down.
What they didn't tell you on the packet (until the FDA forced them to) is that Olestra has zero calories because you can't digest it; and since you can't digest it, it just dribbles all the way through you and out your ass...
So, she's trying to do something to stay hot, and Ant just airs her dirty bedsheets on the radio... What a prick.
1 Skip4play 2019-09-07
I remember one of the side effects was " loose stool"
1 2Shirts4life 2019-09-07
I'm not siding with Ant in any way here (airing that was about as characteristic of his Cumia brand spitefulness as it gets), but I disagree. In my view, if something comes out your anus and stains the sheets, you've shit the bed.
1 paneracist 2019-09-07
I remember the Olestra Pringle... Not good.. Not good.
1 greygooser 2019-09-07
It was actually Alli, which was a new weight loss pill at the time. For the most part, Olestra came and went (1998-2001) before the relationship occurred (2008)
1 Jungies 2019-09-07
Well, shit.
1 thrillated 2019-09-07
On Ant's bed
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1 toe_trigger 2019-09-07
A few years ago she had a bunch of nudes leaked, including her getting creampied, and dating Ant is still the most embarrassing thing that happened to her.
1 trippin_on_beefers 2019-09-07
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