Gate Crashers, probably

I will dedicate my life to destroying that queer for shaming me like that in public

I said it then and I'll say it now. The fact that he doesn't see the humor/brilliance in your user name - even without knowing the context - proves that he is a fucking nerd of the highest order.

I hate him.

For a guy that considers himself a wordsmith, he's dreadfully one-note at shit-talking. If he doesn't have two months to craft a diatribe, he can't win a single interaction.

He’s been using the same terrible insults for years now. Zero creativity, as highlighted by his elementary school-level fiction.

pulitzer pat: the rent-free head-dweller

keep trying wit da hate, my sweet children

He's a fat Star Trek dork that was picked on for being a sissy his whole life, and thanks to a viral tweet and the rise of "nerd culture" into the mainstream, thinks he's going to flip the script and use his newfound position as a public figure to bully the kind of people that bullied him his whole life. So he decided to be a liberal champion, because that's where the sissies usually land and who he identifies with, but to cement his role as "the bully of the bullies" will distance himself from. He's the opposite of a homophobe, but he's the furthest thing from gay. He likes sports (despite clearly not knowing Jack shit about them), beer (only the mainstream garbage drunks and not actual beer drinkers drink), motorcycles (not Harley, because those are associated with actual men and therefore remind him of all the people that called him a pansy his whole life) and guns (but not enough to understand or defend the 2nd amendment like an actual gun-favoring liberal can). He's fraud that thinks he's picked a side but goes out of his way to skirt the line because the God's honest truth is that he knows he's a pansy and an unlikable dork, but it's his deepest wound, so he's dedicated his life to "protecting" them all while going out of his way to pretend he isn't one.

He's busy preparing to watch himself on a cable channel less than 1% of cable subscribers watch. While actual sports fans are watching the draft.

i agree but:

mainstream

woah slow down there

The brilliance of Fatrick that he lacks even a single redeeming quality. Even the most despicable of lolcows have at least one:

Joe Cumia- self-deprecating, father of 4 Anthony Cumia- still hilarious Jim Norton- quick witted, genuinely. Sam Roberts- overcame genetic deformity/hateable face and awful voice to have a career in entertainment

There isn't a single ounce of good in Fatrick. He's just awful.

He’s famine resistant.