But isn’t his version of the story that he was totally rocking the fuck out and BOC totally loved what he was doing and wanted him to be apart of the band? If that’s the case, why DMCA the video, Joseph? Shouldn’t you want this to go viral so everyone can see how awesome you are?
Short answer? I do the DMCA’s just to get over on you douchebags. Anyone that actually matters knows how good a guitarist I am. You shitdicks actually do too.. you’d just never admit it outright due to peer pressure. But you do in your private messages all the time.
Longer answer: BOC asked me to sit in on one song during an encore at a local venue with only a couple hundred people there. As I said, I’ve known Don and Eric for around 40 years. I auditioned as bass player back around 25 years ago and did not get the gig. It came down to myself and one other gentleman. He got the spot. I’m still friendly with all of them. They know all about what you do.
If you’re such an awesome amazing incredible rocking ass dude, why even bother with the DCMA’s at all? Don’t you have anything better to do? I think you’re lying to us and yourself, Joseph.
You do the DMCAs because you're a thin-skinned boomer faggot who is angry because you were too stupid to realise how embarrassing your performance with that band was until we made you aware of it. But sure, continue denying reality while you prove just how little we got to you by removing all video evidence of your embarrassment.
2) I said just the other day that you're no Yngwie Malmsteen but you're no slouch. I said it and it should still be in my post history somewhere unless you rooned the thread and had it taken down.
However, I don't play a musical instrument and based off your lifelong behavior, you may be downgraded to slouch by someone who knows music better than I.
3) Blue Oyster Cult knows all about us? That's pretty rad if true. I wonder how often they laugh at threads about you? I assume OFTEN.
That wasn't a short answer, dipshit. It's another essay. If you had put this much effort into school or something, maybe you wouldn't be such a fucking loser.
Short answer is you know you suck ass, we can all hear how much you suck and you're too deluded to admit it, so you DMCA everything like the little bitch you Cumias are. It's the way that fucking wimp criminal scumbag father of yours raised you two fags.
It's so obvious your feelings really got hurt by this BOC thing. Just admit it.
I asked a loved one, who is a Ph.D. in psych, 'what are some signs of a pathological liar and a narcissist? Asking for a "co-worker",' which is technically true since Joe's only reliable job is to entertain us all day.
Unsurprisingly, they're both very closely related. Not getting into a political thing but nearly everyone acknowledges Trump is a pathological liar and narcissist, so compare what you know about him and Joe and see if this glove fits:
A pathological need to sneak unnecessary, easily disproven details into a 'factual' statement, e.g. yeah I know them and got to rock HUNDREDS of faces. "Dude, I heard maybe a dozen.
Inability to let things go that threaten your 'awesomeness', e.g. Joe's ongoing attempt to 'be one of the guys/happy to be here' or the 'amazing(ly mediocre)' BOC cover.
Inability to define yourself in a non-material/physical sense, e.g. not who I am "BROTHER" Joe, but what I am, how I think, etc.
Persistently 'pumping up numbers/facts' to seem WAY more awesome than you, e.g. "over 1M audience in 100s of shows".. Assuming the lowest crowd number and highest shows played to illustrate this ludicrous claim: 1M/999 shows = 1,001, the 'average attendance of a 2U show'.
There's more but I've been long-winded enough today. I'll let Joe keep it going. Suffice to say, Joe is textbook pathological liar and narcissist, which is hilarious because he has exactly nothing of his own to show for his entire life except some videos of him fucking up popular songs and being the older brother of a guy who was once famous.
You can't keep time, fret cleanly, and have no discernible style to make up for these faults. Very sloppy sound. You're a hobbyist guitarist on par with any other hobbyist guitarist who's played for 5 years or so, but who has no natural talent.
I’m really not gonna turn this into a slam but I’m honestly curious why you think they didn’t choose you? Did you hear the other guy play? Was he better?
Danny Miranda. Google him. Queen and Meatloaf are amongst his more prominent gigs. To say he’s better than me on bass guitar, at our level of playing, isn’t the issue. He was a better fit for the band. Nepotism is a huge part of landing an audition. He was playing with Bobby Rondinelli (who was drumming for BOC at that time) along with LI guitarist George Cintron in a band called Pyramid. He was just the right guy for the band at the time. He’s no better or worse a player than me. We’ve both been playing guitar for over 40 years. Couldn’t have gone to a nicer or more talented guy.
Joseph Cumia is a dime a dozen guitar player. Anyone can learn to play other people’s music and play it very mediocre like you. Create something original and then maybe people will respect your guitar playing skills. You stink like rotten man ass and I don’t like you.
Nepotism is a huge part of landing an audition. He was playing with Bobby Rondinelli (who was drumming for BOC at that time) along with LI guitarist George Cintron in a band called Pyramid. He was just the right guy for the band at the time. He’s no better or worse a player than me.
Your ego is insane. The guy plays with Queen and Meatloaf and landed the BOC gig over you and you still don't think he's better than you. And that he landed the audition because of "nepotism" and not because he's good. I'll give you a hint: he's much better than you. He plays in legitimate bands and you struggle to land gigs at TGIFridays. There's a reason for that.
Ahhhahaha!! Your knowledge is only surpassed by your stupidity!! Ahhhahaha!!
Johnny Ramone played with a legendary band and wrote his own music, made MILLIONS. NOT a better guitarist than me. I play gigs you can’t find anymore. What does that tell you? Private and corporate. Big pay days.
You’re a spoiled little rich kid who if it weren’t for your parents $$$wealth$$$ would more than likely be composing artisan sandwiches with your contemporaries at Panera Bread.
Mama’s Li’l rich boy. I know who you are and what you do. Some of that “useless info”. But don’t worry! I won’t get myself kicked off here for doxing you. You’re not worth the hit. I’m saving that for some really special assholes.
Why aren't we disputing these claims? It's perfectly legal to film someone during a public performance and Joe doesn't own the publishing for BOC last I checked. He has absolutely no grounds to file the DMCA.
No my videos are still there and i'll just rename my account and reupload them in the very unlikely event that PH take a DMCA claim seriously, but it's very unlikely... The knowledge that Joe is wasting his time trying to take them down comforts me like a warm blanket at night
Peer pressure? Good one Joe. Compare the fact that not just us but that band you were on stage with, thinks you suck at guitar to an after school special. The body language from the singer of BOC was frustrated with you on that stage.
And you are such a tool and afraid to be exposed that you DMCA that video to the point it has to be uploaded to fucking pornhub cause you my friend are a hack. How's my grammar now stupid?
The one you can't stay away from for more than 6 hours at a time? Your thieving scumbag pederast of a father should've beat you more as a child, maybe you'd have learned some humility. Goddamn leech embarrassment.
Lol! How long had you cherished that video until this sub came around and pointed out how obviously humiliating it was? You went from bragging about it to trying to scrub it from the internet.
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1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-08-06
This was the most recent YouTube upload of Joe's blue Oyster cult bomb
1 fawwkyeah 2019-08-06
But isn’t his version of the story that he was totally rocking the fuck out and BOC totally loved what he was doing and wanted him to be apart of the band? If that’s the case, why DMCA the video, Joseph? Shouldn’t you want this to go viral so everyone can see how awesome you are?
1 DOXXER100 2019-08-06
Short answer? I do the DMCA’s just to get over on you douchebags. Anyone that actually matters knows how good a guitarist I am. You shitdicks actually do too.. you’d just never admit it outright due to peer pressure. But you do in your private messages all the time.
Longer answer: BOC asked me to sit in on one song during an encore at a local venue with only a couple hundred people there. As I said, I’ve known Don and Eric for around 40 years. I auditioned as bass player back around 25 years ago and did not get the gig. It came down to myself and one other gentleman. He got the spot. I’m still friendly with all of them. They know all about what you do.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-08-06
Just like Eric.
Fuckin brain-dead homo AIDS vector.
1 fawwkyeah 2019-08-06
If you’re such an awesome amazing incredible rocking ass dude, why even bother with the DCMA’s at all? Don’t you have anything better to do? I think you’re lying to us and yourself, Joseph.
1 toe_trigger 2019-08-06
You do the DMCAs because you're a thin-skinned boomer faggot who is angry because you were too stupid to realise how embarrassing your performance with that band was until we made you aware of it. But sure, continue denying reality while you prove just how little we got to you by removing all video evidence of your embarrassment.
Ain't it fun?
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-06
1) We already know that
2) I said just the other day that you're no Yngwie Malmsteen but you're no slouch. I said it and it should still be in my post history somewhere unless you rooned the thread and had it taken down.
However, I don't play a musical instrument and based off your lifelong behavior, you may be downgraded to slouch by someone who knows music better than I.
3) Blue Oyster Cult knows all about us? That's pretty rad if true. I wonder how often they laugh at threads about you? I assume OFTEN.
1 Jung_Skywalker 2019-08-06
He's a massive slouch and very sloppy, lazy player.
1 chex_and_texlemeneux 2019-08-06
That wasn't a short answer, dipshit. It's another essay. If you had put this much effort into school or something, maybe you wouldn't be such a fucking loser.
1 TheRealJirnNorton 2019-08-06
1 DarxcideLB 2019-08-06
subpoena
1 ChineseGuitars 2019-08-06
If you could get the BOC to call us faggots, I'd respect it.
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-08-06
Stupid old boomer spends his free time angrily filing frivolous legal charges online, claims victory
How much does Mr. J.H. AKA 'Kurt Love' pay you for "alone time" with Layla, Joe?
1 revolvingmonk 2019-08-06
Short answer is you know you suck ass, we can all hear how much you suck and you're too deluded to admit it, so you DMCA everything like the little bitch you Cumias are. It's the way that fucking wimp criminal scumbag father of yours raised you two fags.
It's so obvious your feelings really got hurt by this BOC thing. Just admit it.
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-08-06
Short answer lol, you're retardation knows no bounds
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-08-06
You don't have to read below the fold. Just listen to the crowd noise to know everything he just said is bullshit. There are, max, fifty people there and that's insanely generous.
I asked a loved one, who is a Ph.D. in psych, 'what are some signs of a pathological liar and a narcissist? Asking for a "co-worker",' which is technically true since Joe's only reliable job is to entertain us all day.
Unsurprisingly, they're both very closely related. Not getting into a political thing but nearly everyone acknowledges Trump is a pathological liar and narcissist, so compare what you know about him and Joe and see if this glove fits:
Projection of self-perceived weaknesses onto others, which makes sense because you're feverishly trying to convince yourself you're as awesome as you want to be and only LOSERS would have your traits.
A pathological need to sneak unnecessary, easily disproven details into a 'factual' statement, e.g. yeah I know them and got to rock HUNDREDS of faces. "Dude, I heard maybe a dozen.
Inability to let things go that threaten your 'awesomeness', e.g. Joe's ongoing attempt to 'be one of the guys/happy to be here' or the 'amazing(ly mediocre)' BOC cover.
Inability to define yourself in a non-material/physical sense, e.g. not who I am "BROTHER" Joe, but what I am, how I think, etc.
Persistently 'pumping up numbers/facts' to seem WAY more awesome than you, e.g. "over 1M audience in 100s of shows".. Assuming the lowest crowd number and highest shows played to illustrate this ludicrous claim: 1M/999 shows = 1,001, the 'average attendance of a 2U show'.
There's more but I've been long-winded enough today. I'll let Joe keep it going. Suffice to say, Joe is textbook pathological liar and narcissist, which is hilarious because he has exactly nothing of his own to show for his entire life except some videos of him fucking up popular songs and being the older brother of a guy who was once famous.
Brava, mucca, brava! Ancora!
1 Jung_Skywalker 2019-08-06
You can't keep time, fret cleanly, and have no discernible style to make up for these faults. Very sloppy sound. You're a hobbyist guitarist on par with any other hobbyist guitarist who's played for 5 years or so, but who has no natural talent.
1 TanCiera420 2019-08-06
Joe - what’s your favorite bar in Port Jeff? I like the new brewery with outdoor seating
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-08-06
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Really strengthening your "I am a good guitarist" claim there
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-08-06
He just keeps on trying to explain away the fact that BOC kicked his fatass off stage. He can't handle the fact that they don't like him.
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-08-06
You said you didn't read those. Liar whore.
1 waldodabz 2019-08-06
Delusional faggot
1 Jungies 2019-08-06
Ah, the "No True Scotsman" fallacy.
1 AIIenRicketts 2019-08-06
I’m really not gonna turn this into a slam but I’m honestly curious why you think they didn’t choose you? Did you hear the other guy play? Was he better?
1 DOXXER100 2019-08-06
Danny Miranda. Google him. Queen and Meatloaf are amongst his more prominent gigs. To say he’s better than me on bass guitar, at our level of playing, isn’t the issue. He was a better fit for the band. Nepotism is a huge part of landing an audition. He was playing with Bobby Rondinelli (who was drumming for BOC at that time) along with LI guitarist George Cintron in a band called Pyramid. He was just the right guy for the band at the time. He’s no better or worse a player than me. We’ve both been playing guitar for over 40 years. Couldn’t have gone to a nicer or more talented guy.
1 johnajapanda 2019-08-06
Do you think Layla has googled your name yet?
1 Justsomeapple4 2019-08-06
Joseph Cumia is a dime a dozen guitar player. Anyone can learn to play other people’s music and play it very mediocre like you. Create something original and then maybe people will respect your guitar playing skills. You stink like rotten man ass and I don’t like you.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-08-06
Your ego is insane. The guy plays with Queen and Meatloaf and landed the BOC gig over you and you still don't think he's better than you. And that he landed the audition because of "nepotism" and not because he's good. I'll give you a hint: he's much better than you. He plays in legitimate bands and you struggle to land gigs at TGIFridays. There's a reason for that.
1 DOXXER100 2019-08-06
Ahhhahaha!! Your knowledge is only surpassed by your stupidity!! Ahhhahaha!!
Johnny Ramone played with a legendary band and wrote his own music, made MILLIONS. NOT a better guitarist than me. I play gigs you can’t find anymore. What does that tell you? Private and corporate. Big pay days.
You’re a spoiled little rich kid who if it weren’t for your parents $$$wealth$$$ would more than likely be composing artisan sandwiches with your contemporaries at Panera Bread.
Mama’s Li’l rich boy. I know who you are and what you do. Some of that “useless info”. But don’t worry! I won’t get myself kicked off here for doxing you. You’re not worth the hit. I’m saving that for some really special assholes.
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-08-06
You felt the need to say this at 5AM? Loser
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-06
YOU TALKING SHIT ABOUT NEPOTISM! NOW I'VE SEEN IT ALL
1 Twatsmash 2019-08-06
“At our level of playing”
😂😂😂😂😂
1 BLACKMARQUETTE 2019-08-06
Just like Eric!
Imagine being proud say you didn’t get a job almost 30 years ago. You suck, retard.
1 985x 2019-08-06
Why aren't we disputing these claims? It's perfectly legal to film someone during a public performance and Joe doesn't own the publishing for BOC last I checked. He has absolutely no grounds to file the DMCA.
1 George_W_Kush_911 2019-08-06
Also Joe is a public figure too.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-06
Public figure undersells him my good sir!
This is a man who was awarded his own lane on all US highways due to his incredible importance!
1 JOEcumiaFAILEDasAdad 2019-08-06
War Hero Joe is leading the noble charge against internet terrorism.
1 Rich_Vos_Rolex 2019-08-06
Is that the one fro PornHub?
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-08-06
No my videos are still there and i'll just rename my account and reupload them in the very unlikely event that PH take a DMCA claim seriously, but it's very unlikely... The knowledge that Joe is wasting his time trying to take them down comforts me like a warm blanket at night
1 Rich_Vos_Rolex 2019-08-06
I'm still laughing at the fact that Joe is on PornHub. Thanks for making a nigga's ribs hurtin'.
1 bwaitforitjones 2019-08-06
Peer pressure? Good one Joe. Compare the fact that not just us but that band you were on stage with, thinks you suck at guitar to an after school special. The body language from the singer of BOC was frustrated with you on that stage.
1 bwaitforitjones 2019-08-06
And you are such a tool and afraid to be exposed that you DMCA that video to the point it has to be uploaded to fucking pornhub cause you my friend are a hack. How's my grammar now stupid?
1 DOXXER100 2019-08-06
Better on pornhub than this fucking sewer.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-06
Fair point
1 OutlawMemer 2019-08-06
The one you can't stay away from for more than 6 hours at a time? Your thieving scumbag pederast of a father should've beat you more as a child, maybe you'd have learned some humility. Goddamn leech embarrassment.
1 chex_and_texlemeneux 2019-08-06
Is the sewer the shit that comes out of your mouth? I never know. Why the fuck are you still here if you keep saying we have no effect on your life?
1 KarlosMarkas 2019-08-06
Hey Joe, I haven't posted here very often lately but can you please still try to include me in your lolsuit?
1 Jung_Skywalker 2019-08-06
Lol! How long had you cherished that video until this sub came around and pointed out how obviously humiliating it was? You went from bragging about it to trying to scrub it from the internet.