there's nothing worse than comedians trying to sound sincere, I'm not looking forward to the next episode of any podcast.

Let's see if any comics have the balls to funny-it-up.

Cormac Bride is a faggot.

I’d put money on Tim Dillon still being listenable. I love that fat queer.

I agree

Lol the only comic they quoted was Vos, and dummy had typos in his tweet.

He's right though. It truly is bad new.

Comedian Rich Vos was quoted as saying "shhhstshhshh thssshtssh shtshhshh".

"Hey, Col. He past."

Oinkerson’s tweet said “my heart is heavy” and I commented that it was due to obesity and a sedentary lifestyle. He blocked me so I know the fat fuck saw it

I was going to write that too but I had a flash of conscience/empathy/whatever and left it alone. Congrats on not compromising.

It happens from time to time, like a mouth ulcer or a yen for Indian food.

Nice yearning, stupid

I know what I meant, thanks very much https://www.dictionary.com/browse/have-a-yen-for

I had a tinge of empathy too, but he waddled right into the joke and I couldn’t resist

While grieving is important, what's a world where we can't take every available opportunity to ridicule the overweight?

If theres anything, as a civilian, that these professional comedians have taught me is that anything can be made fun of

Parallel stinking

This is such shocking news. A great guy and friend has passed this weekend. Just talked with him last week and Fri night. He seemed so happy, a wife, 2 kids, his new club opened. And now this horrific new. David Kimowitz you will be missed. RIP

Vos is the fucking worst. Last week AND Friday night? And he really referenced the wife and kids when he was deep dicking the maid? JFC Rich...

chews gefilte fish loudly

Nicotine fluid vocal gurgle

"he seemed so happy" - Vos makes it sound like the guy killed himself. It was a homicide, you ninny!

And of course he was happy. He was getting blown by the help.

And he really referenced the wife and kids when he was deep dicking the maid?

Is this confirmed, or are we all just assuming it? I asked over at r/RonAndFez, but no answer.

https://youtu.be/Q1jFlj_JJlI what cynical promotion haha

NYPost says the au pair threw a party for other au pairs at his house; it could be he stayed behind to make sure they didn't wreck the joint (as opposed to banging her):

Residents said Porter got out of his car a few times, but only to pace up and down the street. At one point that night, during a party that his girlfriend threw for other nannies at the home, he stood in some nearby woods, they said.

Imagine seeing that guy lurking in your neighborhood and not immediately calling the police investigate him. What a shitty neighborhood watch.

I bet George Zimmerman wouldn't stand for that shit.

Especially in a neighborhood with people wealthy enough to own indentured sex dolls. People in those neighborhoods call the cops on people for not picking up their dog shit. What kind of guy would be able to lurk around unquestioned?

For a few days it seems

A white guy?

I live in the town, people are oblivious as fuck. That being said people are nosey as fuck. My job is a few blocks from the house and unless youre black youre not getting the cops called on you.

Is au pair the new trendy name for indentured live-in servants?

No it the old as hell name for an au pair.

you know BroJoe spells it 'Oh Pear'

Oh contraire!

So basically a bang maid.

It’s French for foreign homewrecker

Pete Campbell raped one in Mad Men and that took place in the 60's.

New name for a young whore you bang and who watches the kids while your wife get Botox and fucks the personal trainer.

Why the fuck was he fucking his nanny???

Because the Mrs. would not give up the balloon knot.

This wouldn't have happened if he was fucking a good Nana with a gun.

Did the victim have fingerless glove prints on his neck?

Good. Fuck em all.

Look at Opie congratulating Jay on the murder of his manager. He's been reading this sub way too much. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EBOtXAWWwAQiSVQ?format=jpg&name=medium

Oh what a dummy! That's fucking hilarious

Well it does sound well-deserved.

Tight on brothaman!

Opie's still hilarious.

That's fucking painful.

THE DESTROYER!!!!

Over at r/RonAndFez I asked point blank if this dead asshole was fucking the nanny. I mean, why else would the ex kill him too.

No one has answered yet.

You're really putting it to them.

INNOCENT!

So he was behind Cringe Humor too. Weren't they O&A superfans?

Real Talk: Does Patton Oswald have an alibi?