37 2019-07-28 by thaghoulbobeatman
Aspirin works
1 SirSodomy 2019-07-28
What’s the difference between Joe Cumia and a bench? A bench can support a family
1 thaghoulbobeatman 2019-07-28
How do you fit four Joe Cumia's into a crowded bar? Turn the stool upside down.
What’s the difference between Joe Cumia and dog shit? Dog shit turns white and stops smelling when it’s old
1 GroovyBastard 2019-07-28
Why don't sharks eat Joe Cumia when he goes swimming in the ocean?
They think he's whale shit.
How do you starve Joe Cumia?
Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-07-28
Aspirin doesn't keep track of the dicks it has sucked by yardage
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-07-28
Joe has sucked football fields of dick.
1 Der-Giftpilz 2019-07-28
Aspirin is White
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-28
How do you stop joe cumia from jumping on the bed?
Put a job application on the ceiling
1 CrackerGoodyear 2019-07-28
What did the Cumia give his daughter for Christmas?
Your bike.
1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-07-28
What do you say when you wake up at night to see your tv floating in the air?
Drop it, Cumia
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-07-28
How did Joe always know when his mother was having her period?
He could taste it on the dog's cock.
1 Lemmy46 2019-07-28
What’s the difference between joe and a pizza? A pizza WILL feed a family of 4.
1 McGowan9 2019-07-28
I like that you can just substitute "Joe Cumia" into any Black Guy joke and it works. Unlike Joe.
1 mvcv114 2019-07-28
Multi-level. Vvvvry nice sir.
1 UnemployedOpie 2019-07-28
What's the difference between Joe Cumia and a snow tire?
Snow tires don't sing "Layla" when you put chains on them
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-07-28
Where's the best place to hide your valuables from Joe Cumia?
Under your heterosexual porn.
Aspirin contributes to the economy.
1 Cawdor 2019-07-28
Whats the difference between Joes Girl and Ants girl?
Peckas
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2019-07-28
How long did it take Ro Cumia to take a shit?
9 months
1 yanggang707 2019-07-28
Why is Joe Cumia so tall? Because his knee grows
1 IsPeegDed 2019-07-28
Aspirin isn’t a stupid self hating nigger half breed
22 comments
1 SirSodomy 2019-07-28
What’s the difference between Joe Cumia and a bench? A bench can support a family
1 thaghoulbobeatman 2019-07-28
How do you fit four Joe Cumia's into a crowded bar? Turn the stool upside down.
1 SirSodomy 2019-07-28
What’s the difference between Joe Cumia and dog shit? Dog shit turns white and stops smelling when it’s old
1 GroovyBastard 2019-07-28
Why don't sharks eat Joe Cumia when he goes swimming in the ocean?
They think he's whale shit.
1 GroovyBastard 2019-07-28
How do you starve Joe Cumia?
Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-07-28
Aspirin doesn't keep track of the dicks it has sucked by yardage
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-07-28
Joe has sucked football fields of dick.
1 Der-Giftpilz 2019-07-28
Aspirin is White
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-28
How do you stop joe cumia from jumping on the bed?
Put a job application on the ceiling
1 CrackerGoodyear 2019-07-28
What did the Cumia give his daughter for Christmas?
Your bike.
1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-07-28
What do you say when you wake up at night to see your tv floating in the air?
Drop it, Cumia
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-07-28
How did Joe always know when his mother was having her period?
He could taste it on the dog's cock.
1 Lemmy46 2019-07-28
What’s the difference between joe and a pizza? A pizza WILL feed a family of 4.
1 McGowan9 2019-07-28
I like that you can just substitute "Joe Cumia" into any Black Guy joke and it works. Unlike Joe.
1 mvcv114 2019-07-28
Multi-level. Vvvvry nice sir.
1 UnemployedOpie 2019-07-28
What's the difference between Joe Cumia and a snow tire?
Snow tires don't sing "Layla" when you put chains on them
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-07-28
Where's the best place to hide your valuables from Joe Cumia?
Under your heterosexual porn.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-07-28
Aspirin contributes to the economy.
1 Cawdor 2019-07-28
Whats the difference between Joes Girl and Ants girl?
Peckas
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2019-07-28
How long did it take Ro Cumia to take a shit?
9 months
1 yanggang707 2019-07-28
Why is Joe Cumia so tall? Because his knee grows
1 IsPeegDed 2019-07-28
Aspirin isn’t a stupid self hating nigger half breed