Smell-O-Vision

54  2019-07-12 by betterchef1127

43 comments

Poor Aziz. What happened to the lil mugs hairline

I love when an overfashioned mo starts going bald fast

that chick for the office had a few botched facelifts. must have gone to Lil Kim’s doctor.

I hate Indians second only to heebs.

The first one really sucks

This nigga ruined any episode of Portlandia he popped up in. Lispy salesman who sucks at his job. A simple task role for method acting machine

I wouldn't consider myself 'racist' against anyone except for Indians/Pakis. Ever since I was a small kid I haven't enjoyed them being anywhere in my vicinity. They smell and are fucking annoying jabbering cunts.

popularity. I was listening to the new episode of the Bill Simmons podcast thinking I could escape those annoying commercials for that shitty movie and to my chagrin he started to interview some smug Indian which I didn’t recognize until I looked up the name and it was no other than that guy who’s name I refuse to learn.

They are a delight compared to Afghans

I'm also not racist but I'd add blacks, asians, wops and jews to this list.

That's pretty reasonable and woke of you.

Not to mention they're generally rude as all fuck. I know that seems like an odd thing to complain about here but I'm usually super polite to people unless they warrant me being a dick to them and they seem to bring it out of me.

You're whole job is faking smiles and thank-yous and counting change, Rampreet. You don't even need to wash your shit-hand first. Don't be so fucking hateable and miserable, you're going to inherit several convenience stores. You have nothing to be unpleasant about.

In what kind of canadian shithole do you live where you have to interact with minorities?

I'm pretty rural so I deal with them less than the city fags but in the town closest to me, every convenience store (except one owned by Koreans) and Subway is owned by smelly browns.

Living in Ontario must be like a queer version of hell

It is.

I'm catching a hint of curried butthole.

I’ve never seen a smugger look.

It’s a biting, acrid smell.

I don’t mind Aziz or Mindy but the one on the left annoys the shit out of me with his smug face and overexposure in popularity. I was listening to the new episode of the Bill Simmons podcast thinking I could escape those annoying commercials for that shitty movie and to my chagrin he started to interview some smug Indian which I didn’t recognize until I looked up the name and it was no other than that guy who’s name I refuse to learn.

I was listening to the new episode of the Bill Simmons podcast

This was your first mistake

He needs to be punched in the face as much as anyone I've ever heard. He used to bring his mom on his podcast and get her to tell stories of him being selfish, spoiled, demanding etc. as a kid and he would act like "isn't that just adorable???"

What turned me was when his daughter started playing soccer.

You know he thinks he's perfect but he hasn't become The Rock level of fame because he's not white. That dude is the most smug garbage and I've only seen screenshots of his twitter.

Bill Simmons stinks.

He’s such a whiny little faggot. His old stuff, from the late 90s/early 00’s was pretty good. Once he got onto ESPN, he became a complete faggot. His Ringer stuff is god awful.

I wish Fisher Stevens still had it in him to steal all their tv/movie roles.

"Johnny 5!"

The dude fucked Michelle Pfeiffer in her prime - hasn't he done enough?!?

Look. If they want to come over here and become doctors or open a convenience store and refer to me as their "main man" every time I go in to buy beer, that's fine.

But don't get up on stage and tell me how backwards my country is when there is a bus rape and subsequent murdering of the victim because she got raped every other week in your smelly home country.

You're lucky they're even friendly. The ones here are young and they seem to all have a chip on their shoulder. And you can smell their awful cologne from across the street.

cologne

Curry

But don't get up on stage and tell me how backwards my country is when there is a bus rape and subsequent murdering of the victim because she got raped every other week in your smelly home country.

They're really getting into that now as well. Lot of books and articles coming out of late written by high caste first generation Indians about 'Whiteness' and how racist everything is. Clean the shit out of your own streets before you criticize us.

cleanyourshitstreets

Their inferiority complex is at least partly due to their record breaking unattractiveness and their one-way attraction to whites. The women are almost always hideous and, for most white guys, are way down on the list, maybe only above Abos. The men are usually pathetic specimens too, pungent weaklings who crave blonde snatch but have a better chance of winning a guy-who-smells-good contest.

The women aren’t hideous until after they get married. They all turn into miserable little trolls after that. Except for the ones that don’t, of course.

The Indians who come over here and apply themselves to becoming doctors and business owners are all very great people. I know a handfull who have made a lot of money with their hard work, and they are always some of the nicest people I have ever talked to.

But yea, the small handfull that are in hollywood are cunts.

Misspell handful one more time, stupid.

Look, I have a hand-fulle of words that I have trouble spelling. I'm not an English degree faggot.

Even the doctors houses smell fucking terrible.

The pleasant, successful ones come from one state, Gujarat.

I can smell the curry just by looking at that picture. It stings. 🤢

Who’s who of street shitting.

They are cheap as fuck too.

They make Jews look generous.

Reminds me I've gotta scoop dogshit today.