Like his ghoulish brother Anthony, Joe should write his own book

26  2019-08-21 by satanssockpuppet

A Tale Of Moo Titties

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Permanently retarded

Permanently Rear-Ended

Permanently Supported

War and Pizzaface

The Cum Also Rises

The Old Man And The C-Word

The Great Fatsby

Of Cows And Girlymen

The Brothers Didn't Care-Of-Ma's-Love

She experienced what felt like 100 Years Of Solitude

This one took me a second but it's genius.

Madame Bovine Ovaries

Heart Of Darkness

The Idiot

Dead Souls

Joe The Obscure

This is my best one.

The Udder Side Of Midnight

Mooby, Dick

Into Fat Air

Catch-6'1"

Tequila Rocking Turd

For Whom the Cowbell Tolls

The best part is, /u/DOXXER100, you're so stupid you've never read a book so you don't get 90% of the high-school level references in this thread. Fucking dropout retard.

A Farewell To Barns

Tuesdays With Milla

A Confederacy of Fat Titted Leeches

Dull Cowxote

On The Road (to plastic bag conventions)

Portrait of the Fake Musician as an Elderly Cow Eyed Idiot

Slaughterhouse 2U

A Clockwork Moron

Mein Futtersack

Fatness Shrugged

That Fattened head

The 48 Laws Of Cowardness

The Leech by Niccolo Machiavelli

Grazin' Cattles

The Old Man and the Cree (reference to Carol’s appearance)

Naked Linch (COMP’D)

Tit

Nigger should read a book before he fucking writes one

He’s probably been working on one since Permanently Suspended was announced, it’s hard work to use the biggest word in the thesaurus every three words.

A Farewell to Alms.

Franny and Mooey.