First rule of Tits Club: don’t talk about Tits Club.

so so so so so

His name was JoeyH Kumiya.

His name was JoeyH Kumiya.

His name was JoeyH Kumiya.

Pure fabrication.

Ham cubes, six times a day. That's the secret behind his pendulous swaying man-bosoms.

Ham cubes, six times a day

Don't forget they're floating in egg mayo. And that they're inter-meal snacks.

"Anyone can do it!" - if "it" means growing breasts and having a stomach like a beach ball.

Old Joey Tits.