Remember when Pat's AMAs were such a failure that he started asking himself questions and answering them as if he's a witty boy?

1  2019-09-23 by Bovine_Retard

9 comments

He benches 250 and trains for marathons, sweet summer child

110-ish kilos

What a fucking fag he is

I will post this every God damn time it comes up. No one benching more than 135 adds on 2.5 pounders. He would have said 245 or 255. Its such an obvious lie.

u/psychopathyred may or may not have made a post involving this on a subreddit for cringey things if you're inclined to re-live that moment

Yes I did, child.

LOL the timing of the two posts couldn't be any better. Love the comments there.

Oof... Maybe wait until you have a following before you do an AMA

This character seems like an obese internet addict. Sad

Sad thing is that post is getting more attention than all of his AMAs combined.

It's gotten to the point where I genuinely feel bad for Patrick. It must be tough being so ignorant that you think you're important and random people on the internet actually give a shit about you.

Yes, child. I do. And yes, child. He did.

More tits than wits