Abnegate or I shall troll the a second time. Tear thy souls apart. She/Her
"Abnegate, or I shall troll you a second time".
Abnegate, or I shall troll you a second time (she/her)
Abnegate, or I shall troll you a second time. (She/her/it)
About Pat's Twitter ban
"Adrienne ... Get me Roger Stone"
Adrienne tastes like honey nut cheerios. Thanks for giving me your wife, child
An actual tough guy
An Original Thinker
"anti pedophile is code for nazi" -Patrick S Tomlinson
An unknown in his own community
Anyone got that picture of Patrick running in his Mustang hoodie and blue jeans looking all fat and retarded?
Back from my timeout Fatrick gave me
Bad news, sweeties. We're shrinking into oblivion. We'll never break 200, child.
Better version
#Bummersofinstagram
buy my book, child!
City marathons are nothing more than a scam. They are just like firewalking, something that looks hard but is physiologically simple
Confirmed: Patrick S. Tomlinson is not competing in the Brewers mini marathon on Sat, September 28, 2019
dads more loving, caring and involved in their child's life than Fatprick (1/many)
dads more loving, caring and involved in their child's life than Fatprick (2/many)
did somebody say ‘smear the queer’?
Does anyone have the video where Rosa Porks shrieked at protestors?
Does SpaceEdge have a motorcycle?
DO NOT have gay porn DVDs sent to Milwaukee Hooligans under Fatrick name
Dr. Steve handing P-Titty yet another L. Diagnosis: FAT
Everytime someone links a pat tweet. Take screencaps people or archive it at archive.is
Explain this violent misogyny, you smug piece of shit
Explain yourself you piece of shit
Faggot
Fatkid set his Instagram to private. Good thing I saved this one. Something about those giant hands really does it for me.
Fatrick admits he spent $5k to get Twitter to look at his receipts and give him his account back. WITHOUT A BLUE CHECKMARK.
Fatrick does NOT want you to see the two spots where he cut the Brewers’ Half-Marathon. If I cut the course and still couldn’t muster a reasonable time I’d be embarrassed too.
Fatrick ghosted
Fatrick got one of my alts permabanned for posting this, so here it is again. Suck my cock you fat tub of shit.
Fatrick harassing a female writer
Fatrick seems to respond to every post about his half-marathon cheating
Fatrick's next book is about his taste in men
Fatso hasn't posted a picture of Nikki in almost a month. Our comments got to him and he's trying to find a pic that doesn't show off her disgusting weight gain, signs of advanced aging or ridiculous dumbo ears. Well either that or she left him.
Fatso's favorite song
Fatty Areola sure is busy today. Must be a slow day at work ;)
Fatty, the Child Abandoning Sack of Shit, deleted the Dr Steve tweet.
Fierce "Competitor", Children
First Bourdain, now this
Got a Twitter ribs,
Here's those pictures of Patrick S. Tomlinson during the Milwaukee Area Adults With Special Needs Fun Run of 2012
Hey Lard ass, chow down wide load
His "Database" will crush us all!
Idiot's acting like he hit a grand slam for the Milwaukee Milker's
I don't miss you one bit, sweet summer limpdick marathon cheating child
I just posted in r/cringetopia
I just went to Barnes and Noble and wiped boogers on random pages of all of Patrick's books.
I love my second, better wife
I love my second better wife
I'm a developmentally disabled, underage POC from the Milwaukee area. Patrick touched me in my no-no place. Ask me anything!
Imagine getting mocked by thousands of people for being fat
Imagine if Pat got all of Reddit shut down
Imagine Tublinson opening up MSPaint and picking one of his absurdly bad headshots, and painstakingly inserting the text of his awful standup. Now imagine him doing that dozens of times to an audience of nobody besides people asking why his finger is pushing up his fat fuckin face in all his pics.
Imagine writing this without a hint of irony. Now imagine you’re a morbidly obese manchild who lost his wife to a big dicked stud, and writing this.
I'm awful tired boss. I'm tired of being on the road lonely as a sparrow in the rain.
I'm flying to the finish line, sweet summer children
I'm gonna fuck you!
I miss my ex-wife
I miss my ex-wife (and my blue checkmark I paid $5k of Niki's salary to unsuccessfully reclaim)
I’m ova here now
I'm sure it's just a coincidence that every trait describes Pat.
Inappropriate Patso comments on one of the Damsels of Dorkington's tits. An obviously creeped out Rissy chooses to not like his tweet. Very telling.
In honor of Carl Ruiz, I ate a whole roll of pennies today. How are you #ruizing?
I ran a half marathon hungover, after smoking a half a pack of cigarettes and a pint of Ben and Jerry's peanut butter cup ice cream the night before
I run full half marathons, Sweetie child
I slapped a Benny on the bar at Hooligans and they rolled out the red carpet for my entrance, right before I slapped Pat in the face
I think his Instagram got deleted
It started out with a kiss How did it end up like this?
It’s winter beer and brat face from living in Wisconsin child
I’ve been banned 4 times for posting this due to “violent content”. Well, here it is again. Taking username requests for my next alt which will post the same image.
I’ve been banned twice for posting this image, and here it is again. Fuck all niggers and Jews and retards and fags.
I've been called sexy, Child.
I've just had two police officers at my door thanks to Patrick
I will never not laugh at this
Jesus christ Jim just do us all a favor
J.Lo is 50, y'all.
Just caught Pat trying to get kids to sit on his lap at the mall. Had to assert my dominance on him
Kavanaugh is more of a man than Fatrick Slobinson
Listen to me Pat
Llllllinger longer!
Loganlynn2 just went down
Message to Pat
MFW last night's dozen Taco Bell Chalupas gave me the shits and I need to post to my Twitter "horde" about my explosive diarrhea
Milwaukee scifi author and known marathon cheater Patrick S Tomlinson arrested for possessing and distributing child pornography
Milwaukee sci-fi author arrested for possession and distribution of child pornography
My dad was an actual warrior. Not this Bozo the rodeo clown bullshit.
My father was a warrior, Nazi Incel Children.
My future ex-wife, children. She doesn't know how great I'll be one day, children.
My Mantra, Sweet summer children
NEXT SUB: r/HoneyChild
Nice self awareness, stupid
Nigger Tomlinson insists he’s “winning” yet openly admitted to spending $5000 to get his Twitter back.
Niki and "Skunkles" sent Patrick a video!
No one has ever sent you death threats, or impersonated a cop. You melodramatic fat fuck.
Now the light, she fades, And darkness settles in. But I will find strength, I will find pride within. Because although our subs die, Our freedom will be won. Though I die, r/Fatrick... Lives... On.
Nuff said.
One of these men is an actual tough guy. The other is a cowardly fat tub of shit.
Pack it up, guys
Parting thoughts
Patrick claims to be such a progressive person but if you scroll through his Instagram you'll see that he only takes pictures with white people. #racistsofinstagram
Patrick confesses spending $5K (!) of Niki's money to get his Twitter account back. Also, he makes a snappy remark to one of his biggest online "fans"
Patrick dedicated The Ark to his "wonderful, loving, helpful friend Niki" because her mother guilted him into it
Patrick hushes Dr. Steve?!?
Patrick makes abortion tweet. Ben Shapiro responds, tweet goes viral. Community college dropout Patrick gets into Twitter debate with Shapiro. Shapiro exposes fallacy of Patrick's argument. Patrick gets flustered, calls Shapiro gay, embarrasses himself, then blocks Shapiro and claims victory.
Patrick may be reporting posts and crying to admins but he is mostly avoiding commenting here. That is unless you mention the verified fact that he cheated at his marathon. That will make him sperg out and autistically try to claim that he did not in fact cheat, child. We all know the truth fatty.
Patrick sends creepy, sexist email to popular female podcaster/author
Patrick should only get cancer, I hope he gets cancer
Patrick S. Tomlinson, author of Starship Repo, started the “Islam Is RIGHT About Women” meme.
Patrick S. Tomlinson charged with murder of Celebrity Chef & Comedian Carl Ruiz
Patrick S Tomlinson's brother (who he raped growing up)
Patrick S. Tomlinson sends his people to cheat and manipulate his awful book reviews
Patrick touched me inappropriately. Ask me anything!
Patrick writing “sweetheart” instead of “child” confirms that his wife left him because she found out about his homosexual science fiction gangbangs he attends every weekend. Sad.
People who are better than Patrick (1/∞): Waitresses
Please do not call Milwaukee PD, Tor books, or Hooligan's Milwaukee and tell them about the "allegations"
Poor Thikki. I hope she escapes before its too late.
Psychopathic Milwaukee faggots with disgusting eating habits [1 of 2]
Remember that time Fatrick used Nikki's money to hire an actual man to remove a stump from his yard?
Remember when Patrick did an AMA and asked himself questions?
Remember when Pat's AMAs were such a failure that he started asking himself questions and answering them as if he's a witty boy?
Reminder:
Reminder: Fatrick spent thousands of dollars on lawyers to get his Twitter back, but hasn't done jack shit to get his daughter back
Reminder: Patrick is a “feeder” who wants to make Niki so fat she can never leave him for a better man (like Adrienne did when she allowed Jonathan to repeatedly creampie and put a baby inside her while Patrick was at GenCon 2011)
reminder: Patrick is a misogynist. He gave a woman a black eye for wearing a MAGA hat. He sucker punched her and ran away like a coward. See, in his reality, women aren't human. And if they don't think what you want them to, you can just beat them senseless. And run away like a pussy afterwards.
Reminder: Patrick sniffs used weight lifting benches at the gym
Reminder: Patrick S Tomlinson is fat, gay and molests farm animals
Reminder: these two spots in the Brewers Half Marathon, near aid and water stations, are where Patrick S Tomlinson said “Oopsie Doodles!” and fatly cut the course. He only completed 8-9 miles in a crushingly slow time. The math checks out along with his missed timing mats. He wants to censor this.
Reminder: You are not a political firebrand for calling people 'faggots' and racial slurs on the internet
repost
rip starship repo
Roadhouse Fatrick makes his triumphant return. 100% an actual tough guy, child
Running that Wisconsin 4.40
r/willtate gone within the blink of an eye. We are the children of the dead earth, child.
“She [Adrienne] told me that she had never loved me [Fat Pat], had never been attracted to me, didn’t respect me, and didn’t trust me. It was a lie, of course. A lie she told to me, but more importantly to herself. A lie she continues to tell herself to this day.”
Shit for Brains, Mooch off of his Wives, Hack writing, Pandering, Dead Beat Dad Faggot
So much sexy
SpeakerPelosi, listen to me
StillHilarious is down
Take another selfie, stupid.
Takin' a winnin' break: Off to Maloonigans for some Brat.
The #patrickstomlinson hashtag on twitter = ribs
The publishing career of Patrick S Tomlinson
They may take our subs, but they’ll never take our freedom!
Things Pat will never get back
THIN SKINNED, CRY BABY FAGGOT WHO LIES ABOUT HIS MARATHON TIMES
This image will forever haunt my dreams, child.
This is the legal team of author, comedian, and pundit Patrick S. Tomlinson
This is the man who left a 5 star review for Starship Repo, SICK!
This new subreddit
This will never end you fat cucked faggot
Title
TMZ reported Carl Ruiz's death. But if Fatty died...
Today's a Rough One for The Opster.
Two people that will always be infinitely more happy than Patrick. While miserable Pat gets drunk and cries on Twitter, getting triggered over petty shit like a fat baby, these two have created a happy, loving family together. Who do you think is the real winner?
Unhinged Maniac
We decided to mercilessly troll fat egomaniacs, and do the other things, NAHT because they were easy, but because they were HAHD
WE'LL NEVER GIVE UP
We should be nicer and more flattering toward Niki
We still love you, Niki!
What are you up to Fatty?
What I hate the most about him
What’s your PB, child?
when they raise the price of bratwurst and Star Wars toys in Wisconsin
When you see a middle-aged soccer mom down the street who's wearing a MAGA hat
Where's the next sub?
Whoopsie Doodles
Why has nobody pointed out just how childish the covers of Patrick's books are?
Wisconsin man arrested for masturbating and inserting toy starship to his anus inside Chuck E. Cheese
Women have hated Patrick S Tomlinson since before we knew him
Wonder how Niki would feel knowing Patrick flirts sexually with this tattooed young lady and Damsels of Dorkington late night Sunday? Poor Niki, he's already stalking his next prey...
You fucking spent $5,000+ to get your Twitter back, and NOTHING to get your daughter back. Get off your soap box and stop acting like a moral pariah, you fucking cocksucker. You're a terrible human being.
You know what doesn’t cost (at least) 5K or months of talking to lawyers? Starting a new sub
"You're all in trouble now. I have the receipt, children."
Your standup? Your writing?