And now I hope they’re both killed in a car crash tomorrow

Time to send out our favorite flat nosed vehicular assassin

Impossible with that fucking slope chin of Lauren's the car will just ramp off her and do like 5 flips and explode like a movie. Leaving Leno chin Lauren and kike smith perfectly fine.

Rumor has it that Lauren girl has a humongous chin.

Oh that's no rumor, I've stood in the shadow of that collossus

Gamers for years have scoured the expanse of the barren land for any clue that might lead them to the 17th colossus that is Lauren’s chin.

remember that time she tried comedy?

Hardest working guy on TV? Has she heard of Steve Harvey?

How many shows does he have, like 7?

"We asked 100 ments..."

That niggas mustache has it’s own channel

I wouldn't exactly call random late night Fox news appearances while half-assed phoning it in on a couple podcasts "hard working".

"Now, why come y'all be like"

She can flip pancakes with her chin

You should see her crack walnuts.

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How does this cunt work hard ?

OMG I DO COMEDY A FEW TIMES A NIGHT ITS A BRUISING LIFE YA KNOW

Fuck off you mole

dave smith is the opie roberts of comedy

It reads like a desperate attempt to convince herself she’s happy.

Of course he is wearing his standard shit eating grin.

To be fair, he really did get this dumb bitch to unwittingly call the Nuremberg defense a perfect moral defense on National Television. That's a moment quite worthy of a shit eating grin.

You watch Dave Smith?

You have a giant chin, madam.

It precludes any happiness you might have had.

tbqh he's done well on this show

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-01-23/watch-comedian-shred-cnns-regime-change-talking-points-under-minute

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Nobody should use the word woke. But if you insist on using it, she’s still doing it wrong.

I hate anything someone says "I love me some" anything . She either picked it up from Stephen A Smith or that Popeyes commercial.

Cooter in a dunce cap!!

At least he's destroying the Jewish race but mixing with a gentile shitska

I can't disagree with her. If forced at gunpoint to choose between a lot of Dave Smith or "some Dave Smith" I go with the latter.

Funny because I’ve never seen him on tv, and I only know of his presence on earth from this sub.

You don't watch Fox News at 2 AM?

No the Xanax knocks me out by then.

Glad I'm not the only one who needs benzos to get any amount of decent sleep.

i hate these latest buzz words like 'woke' ppl use, the very same kind of ppl that are anything but 'woke'.

Dave is awesome. fuck you.

It's going to be great!

You can feel the underlying desperation in the post.

Any woman that writes “I love me some” followed by a person’s name should be beaten, raped, and then sold into sex slavery.

Jimmy lost his crush to this guy. No wonder he has settled on dick.

Does Dave have a day job at a deli?

"THE MOST WOKE GUY ON TV" has to stick. It just has to. It has to follow him forever, like B.O.

the words woke and comedian should not be in the same sentence.

Wasn't being divorced her shtick during her whole year and a half of doing comedy?

These two vapid dullards really deserve each other

Time to send out our favorite flat nosed vehicular assassin

Impossible with that fucking slope chin of Lauren's the car will just ramp off her and do like 5 flips and explode like a movie. Leaving Leno chin Lauren and kike smith perfectly fine.