Reminder: The BOC footage really gets under Joe's skin
1 2019-09-10 by BovineCoomia
He seems to shrug off being called a bovine and a faggot, but he's tried his hardest to get all footage of him embarrassing himself in front of actual musicians off the internet. Because Joe is delusional. He actually thinks he's a good guitar player and it's the one thing he's actually better than Anthony at. But compared to actual professional musicians, he's garbage. Nice wasting 45 years of your life learning a skill only to be mediocre at it. Joe Cumias a failure at life.
33 comments
1 quasi100 2019-09-10
You mean this
http://opieandanthonyarchives.com/video/boc1.mp4
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-09-10
19 seconds in he gets told to turn it down.... what a fucking untalented idiot. keep to cosplay Joe, this line of work isnt cut out for you
1 BovineCoomia 2019-09-10
Joe waddling on stage his one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Nice stage presence, stupid.
1 McGowan9 2019-09-10
Because of his low T raisin balls he probably gets that friction rash that fat women get on their inner thighs. Fat barrel of monkey spunk.
1 JMueller2012 2019-09-10
His pits must smell like antibiotics and old motor oil
1 Skip4play 2019-09-10
All discolored and inflamed.
1 McGowan9 2019-09-10
Very, very disrespectful.
1 Skip4play 2019-09-10
Thank you
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-09-10
He’s like Jack Black in the opening scene of School of Rock
1 trippin_on_beefers 2019-09-10
lol. vury good.
1 EvilDoomedGuy 2019-09-10
I can never make it past a minute.
1 jockiboi 2019-09-10
It is bad, but there are great parts sprinkled throughout. So fucking embarrassing
1 quasi100 2019-09-10
Or his rambling retarded explanation he tried to delete
https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:qMGkjsfXtnMJ:https://www.reddit.com/r/OpieandAnthonyxyz/comments/ch7kth/boc/+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us
I was a BOC fan-boy and acquaintance of Donald Roeser and Eric Bloom since the age of 15. I’ve had the pleasure of sitting in with the band multiple times and had auditioned for the bass slot when bass player Greg Smith (Alice Cooper, Ted Nugent etc..) told me about the vacated position during an acoustic gig we used to play together. He left BOC about 25 years ago. Danny Miranda (Queen, Meatloaf etc...) ultimately got the gig after their interim bass player Kasim Sulton (Utopia, Joan Jett, J. Geils etc..) vacated the position years ago. Some pretty tough competition, but it did come down to Danny and I. It was close. It was a big disappointment. I knew every song in their catalogue. I shook it off and started to work on my Tribute bands Evolution and Joshua Tree. That was in 2001, right around the time Ant was making a name with Opie up up in MA. I became friendly with Richie and the Band Geeks through an introduction by Eric Bloom later on. I did their podcast, they did mine, and we became fast friends. I still use one of the guys associated with BG as a drum sub when needed. They’re pretty busy and are all incredibly talented. Check them out in Riotcast. It’s a musically oriented podcast that’s always awesome. Great guests and top notch live studio performances. Your spin on the multiple videos of me jamming with my childhood idols is hilariously delusional. I’ve been lucky enough to do some things that most guitar players only get to dream about. The SG in the video is Eric’s. Carol and I were about to leave and he asked if I’d like to do the encore with the band. It wasn’t a huge crowd, only a couple hundred people, but the thrill of doing it was apparent. Maybe I was a little over animated.. looking back at it... ooooof yesh. I was the “happy just to be there” guy. But cut me a break, Seriously, think about being asked by your childhood idols to play onstage with the band. BTW- Anyone with ears can hear that I didn’t miss a note. Meh, you’d never admit to that. That would ruin the bit. Truth (I was actually there)... Richie disgustedly “saying I was done” by slashing at his throat? ... That was actually Richie looking directly at Buck and jokingly telling him “You’re out of a job”. I know I’m explaining the obvious, but your bit doesn’t hold water when you really watch the video. Eric was telling me to turn it up from the time the song started. He’s a rock star, not a tech. I wasn’t about to reach back and crank the amp to 11... but he did. If you listened to it... that’s what happens. He turned it up a little too much for my taste. It was blaring off the front of the stage. I’ve played with them a few times before and since that video. Are they actually disgusted? I think not. I’ll play with them again soon enough. Sorry for fucking up the bit.... Just making some sense. Other HORRIBLE experiences.... Bill Murray sang Gloria, Mustang Sally and 96 tears with 2U at a Golf club private party up in Westchester... he cleaned beer cans off our PA system and brought us drinks throughout the night. Surreal, But it happened. I have my own Bill Murray encounter story along with 1000’s of other people. He gets around. I played a marathon acoustic set with Jay Mohr and Adam Ferrara at Bar Nine in NYC. (Jay was Anthony’s only “get” re: band stuff) Jammed with Lisa Lisa from Cult Jam at the same joint....We’ve had Chad Smith from RHCP’s drop in on 2U for a whole set at the Memory Motel in Montauk. Aida Turturro has come to see Almost Journey and 2U multiple times, we played for and jammed with Paul Teutel Jr. at an OCC corporate event we did in FL and I got to ride a couple of his custom choppers around Orlando with him and Paul Sr. I’ve been a very lucky fuck. I’ve always had fun playing guitar. Anytime, anywhere. Ok. So now that I got all that off my chest, you can pound this bit into the ground... as usual. After note: You finally got me to react to something that actually “spoke to me”. The rest of your rhetoric has all been easily ignored for weeks... wah wah wah.... (Charlie Brown adult voice) just FYI. This should keep you busy for awhile. photoshops, memes, cows, Big Apple Ranch, kid spit, and GO! ... Ya bunch o’ mischievous li’l scoundrels...
1 suirogerg 2019-09-10
the rest of your rhetoric has all been easily ignored
This old cow literally can’t go more than a few days without coming back here for more, yet he ignores us.
1 fawwkyeah 2019-09-10
Imagine this faggot putting in his stupid boomer reading glasses to type this horseshit up
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-09-10
Ho can anyone read this drivel and not realize the Joe is a day drunk?
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-09-10
Joe the Liar has yet to answer me on why Eric Bloom, who is 14 years older than Joe, would have been an "acquaintance" of Joe's when he was 15. BOC had two Billboard-charting albums when Joe was 15 and Bloom was 29. Sorry, Joe. The lie detector test has determined that was a lie.
The rest of it no one gives a shit about. Oh wow, dude, you played songs with Lisa Lisa? Tell me more. That wouldn't have even been a brag when she was popular for those two seconds thirty years ago.
1 boringoneliner 2019-09-10
Pedophilia is passed down. So did Eric Bloom rape Joe Cumia?
1 thrillated 2019-09-10
You've cracked the case
1 boringoneliner 2019-09-10
🤣🤣🤣👋🏿👋🏿👋🏿
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-09-10
One of the biggest lies the Cumias have ever told and that's a pretty high bar.
1 thrillated 2019-09-10
The whole "you're out, he's it!" thing has made me laugh since Joe said it because it's such an obvious lie.
1 Frequent2001 2019-09-10
i mean, he's not horrible, and really, nobody would ridicule him over this if he wasn't such a god damned fucking idiot.
1 paneracist 2019-09-10
He legitimately botched five different parts of a four minute song.
Now that's we've established the second sentence is an udder lie, let's think about the first. If these were your idols and you were "happy to be there guy", would you as a normal, self-aware, not a undeserved narcissist actively try to upstage a founding member of your childhood band? Or desperately try to be one of the guys? Or would you just play rhythm guitar in the midground, just being happy to be there instead of attempting to, no pun intend, hotdog "your childhood friend"?
That's like if in the movie Invincible, Marky Mark showed up to the game wearing sweatpants and slippers, attempted to lead the huddle, started on the offensive line then ran out for a catch as an ineligible receiver, then ran back and punched the quarterback in the face, stole the ball, ran it 4 yards, screaming I'M ANTONIO BROWN!!
1 PhishInVa2 2019-09-10
Hes been DMCAing everytime i post his “Jerking off to KP is perfectly normal and legal” rant
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-09-10
Weird considering the forum losers helping him report everything were big on KP.
1 Bdunn0 2019-09-10
Pointing out to him what really was going down on that stage has caused him to have a mental health crisis.
1 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-09-10
Is it still up on Pornhub?
1 quasi100 2019-09-10
Dl it from my site and rehost it therenif you want http://opieandanthonyarchives.com/video/boc1.mp4
1 toe_trigger 2019-09-10
Joe embarrasses himself playing guitar.
Boomer BOC member looks into camera, "he went home to get it."
1 trippin_on_beefers 2019-09-10
Hahahahaha he's actually not a bad guitarist, but he's just so retarded that bands would rather not deal with the headache.
1 of_lower_stock 2019-09-10
I like when he fucks up in the very introduction, misses being told to turn his shit down, apologizes for said fuck up, but then... IT'S RIGHT BACK TO ROCK SUPERSTARDOM
1 OlGravylegz 2019-09-10
Wobblin' Joe really kills the myth that all blacks can dance.