You can drive a Landcow through vaguely worded contracts like these. If poor Terrence should've gone to real court with real lawyers. And it's still utterly blows my mind why Joe would accede to predetermined arbitration on National Network television.
I'm willing to let most of those slide. In real contracts, they use "functional references" so you don't have to keep repeating "Trenton Social LLC". Also in real contracts, they don't spell "cancelation" differently in two different sentences...
However, if /u/Doxxer100 spent a fraction of the time Googling contract law as he does sending malicious, spurious, harassing, felonious DMCA takedown, he'd have learned:
It is appropriate to refer to your own party by its short name and to the other by a functional reference.
Also, I'm completely at a loss why only Acts of God are the only reason for cancelation two weeks out, and why that was held up in the People's Court. It's very poorly worded (shocker), but Acts of God are spur of the moment by nature. If it said Acts of God are the only reason to cancel within two weeks without pay, okay.
Gone are the days of foot long submarine sandwiches. Old school no sugars, no carbs diet! Nothing but ham cubes, boiled eggs and mayo for Joe now. Anyone can do it!
So in that magazine interview joe bragged about ‘running it like a military operation’ and ‘everything from nuts to bags’ or whatever, yet expects the PURCHASER to provide the entire back line? JOE YOU ARE A PHONEY HACK
Not to defend Joe, because that's impossible, but a lot of bands put that into contract and then try to make the venue rent their's so they make more money on top of performance fee. Moo.
He could get a legitimate attorney to draft up a real contract like a professional but he instead does it himself and it is exactly what you would expect from a moron.
If you "recieve" a subpoena are you legally obligated to reply or is it proof that you will litigate against against a mental deficient not of sound mind?
Like all amateur cover band musicians, Uncle Udders has a wildly bloated and delusional opinion of himself and his talents and tries desperately to prove that he's a legitimate part of the "entertainment business" and not just a flabby retard playing moldy old FM rock radio classics in exchange for six beers and a ham sandwich. Thus the totally unnecessary "contract riders" he includes because he heard real bands do that.
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2 SpitItoutSocratesxyz 2019-09-09
How do people around him not just constantly laugh in his face on a minutely basis.
1 notasodomite 2019-09-09
They do
2 QuantumDice 2019-09-09
Article 4 is called "Cancellation" yet he still misspells the last word in the article. That word? "cancelation."
1 PhishInVa2 2019-09-09
Cancelation and category both spelled wrong. Yup. Joe tried his best to look professional on this one.
2 Skip4play 2019-09-09
LOL at the random capitalization.
1 paneracist 2019-09-09
You can drive a Landcow through vaguely worded contracts like these. If poor Terrence should've gone to real court with real lawyers. And it's still utterly blows my mind why Joe would accede to predetermined arbitration on National Network television.
I'm willing to let most of those slide. In real contracts, they use "functional references" so you don't have to keep repeating "Trenton Social LLC". Also in real contracts, they don't spell "cancelation" differently in two different sentences...
However, if /u/Doxxer100 spent a fraction of the time Googling contract law as he does sending malicious, spurious, harassing, felonious DMCA takedown, he'd have learned:
https://weagree.com/drafting-principles/3-main-contract-outline/3-4-first-part-of-an-agreement/g-the-parties-defined/
Also, I'm completely at a loss why only Acts of God are the only reason for cancelation two weeks out, and why that was held up in the People's Court. It's very poorly worded (shocker), but Acts of God are spur of the moment by nature. If it said Acts of God are the only reason to cancel within two weeks without pay, okay.
1 andycumiashow 2019-09-09
"Catered party food."
2 Snake_____86 2019-09-09
“Non-alcoholic beverage”
Red Gatorade.
1 Phkna1 2019-09-09
Child spit
1 BloviatingUdders 2019-09-09
COMP'D
1 McGowan9 2019-09-09
Gone are the days of foot long submarine sandwiches. Old school no sugars, no carbs diet! Nothing but ham cubes, boiled eggs and mayo for Joe now. Anyone can do it!
1 ChineseGuitars 2019-09-09
The legal mind of a generation
1 thrillated 2019-09-09
SUBPOENA!
1 SpiralStatic90 2019-09-09
All hail our first black president.
1 Bdunn0 2019-09-09
"President" You're the only one dummy.
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-09-09
Falls right in line with his drunk brother running a "media empire".
1 Knife_rapist 2019-09-09
Unlike you REDDITARDS I am the President of MYSELF!! 😆😆😎
1 this_light 2019-09-09
So in that magazine interview joe bragged about ‘running it like a military operation’ and ‘everything from nuts to bags’ or whatever, yet expects the PURCHASER to provide the entire back line? JOE YOU ARE A PHONEY HACK
2 PunchedDolphin 2019-09-09
Not to defend Joe, because that's impossible, but a lot of bands put that into contract and then try to make the venue rent their's so they make more money on top of performance fee. Moo.
1 this_light 2019-09-09
Sounds like a Long Island white trash scheme.
1 PunchedDolphin 2019-09-09
Being in a band is inherently white trash.
1 Nothing_of_merit 2019-09-09
Also the term is Force Majeure, writing 'act of god' makes you look like a dolt...
1 paneracist 2019-09-09
THANK YOU
1 Skip4play 2019-09-09
He is just going to scribble out the 'Act of God", put a carrot, and pencil it in above.
1 SpaceEdgesDom 2019-09-09
Those fucking quotation marks.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-09-09
He's not a "smart man"
1 aRTie02150 2019-09-09
Fake. It's not written in crayola
1 JoshFromMichigan 2019-09-09
He could get a legitimate attorney to draft up a real contract like a professional but he instead does it himself and it is exactly what you would expect from a moron.
2 Snake_____86 2019-09-09
I had to get an attorney probate a will for under $200 and I'd bet this would be on that level or cheaper.
We don't call this retarded nigger a nigger for no reason. He's rather invest in a chink guitar.
1 notasodomite 2019-09-09
He could copy and paste one from google
1 Somerville_Dan 2019-09-09
✌🏽catered party food✌🏽
Nice spelling of “category” too
1 paneracist 2019-09-09
If you "recieve" a subpoena are you legally obligated to reply or is it proof that you will litigate against against a mental deficient not of sound mind?
1 HandsomeMyles 2019-09-09
‘the band and one crew’
you mean to tell me this lazy cow has a roadie carry his equipment?
1 [deleted] 2019-09-09
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1 Kurt_Love 2019-09-09
Tales from the Crypt Carol
1 nice_looper_stupid 2019-09-09
Nice catagory, stupid
1 insertclevereference 2019-09-09
"...no further liability to Musician hereunder the table taking a load in his mouth for the opportunity to perform."
1 LittleTonyDevito 2019-09-09
Compd
1 2hawt2sexxxi 2019-09-09
I regularly book bands and artists at Joe's level or above for my venue.
Joe or not, I wouldn't sign this if my life depended on it
1 Persianschlong 2019-09-09
Haha, "performance" haha holee shit ( two slaps on Layla's ass)
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-09
Joseph Cumia - President
1 notasodomite 2019-09-09
Maaaaayor
1 cro-magnon_sam 2019-09-09
He hates "the" more than any slavic language.
1 notasodomite 2019-09-09
1 Bud_Light_Bird 2019-09-09
I don't know anything about the 'biz', but I'd assume that 'backline gear' refers to strap-on dildos or butt plugs right?
1 joemoomia 2019-09-09
Like all amateur cover band musicians, Uncle Udders has a wildly bloated and delusional opinion of himself and his talents and tries desperately to prove that he's a legitimate part of the "entertainment business" and not just a flabby retard playing moldy old FM rock radio classics in exchange for six beers and a ham sandwich. Thus the totally unnecessary "contract riders" he includes because he heard real bands do that.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-09-09
"Pay the artist in full"
So they send the check directly to U2 then?