He had it narrowed down to either that or Indiana Hendrix.

Don’t give him any ideas, now.

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Overall Hefner but the book signing gave so much long lasting material with 'So so so so so' and the 'I'm Anthony Cumia's brother' thing. He couldn't try to be any funnier than he is naturally.

He really is the very definition of an idiot savant

I missed this whole hefner episode. Anyone fill me in?

Someone discovered that Joe created an alias to try and get gigs. You can see the evidence here.

The admittance to sending 1000's of DMCA's over the course of a few months. I imagine him in a stained, out of shape wife beater with the two earrings in, dumb look on his face, slowly hen pecking out DMCA, after DMCA. Occasionally calling up Ant to give him a war report.

Also the "La Famigla" and "Brotherly love" thing.

Don’t forget constantly pushing his grandma glasses up his nose, then periodically cleaning them of fingerprints with the bottom of said stained, busted out wife beater

Joe is a wifebeater

The People's Court was so above and beyond that nothing else compares. I absolutely lost it when he came through those doors. I only wish it could have arranged for Bobo, Big A and some of the other compound animals to have been in the crowd.

The chasm between the gloating version he presented online before it aired ("I won, paid in full and I got the girl" etc) and the frightened, confused, stuttering, pedophilia-denying-when-no-one-brought-it-up fucking retard he was in reality was, not just probably the funniest thing ever associated with any incarnation of this sub, but possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen. It's difficult to describe how hard I laughed at him the day that Stinks aired it live on SNN.

This fact doesn’t get mentioned enough. He bragged about his “victory” then when held up to a mirror to see what a fucktard he really is, both he and ant blamed the judge somehow for how he came off. Trying to smear her honor by revealing she had nice tits was their master plan for revenge

Trying to smear her honor by revealing she had nice tits was their master plan for revenge

The fact that she looks like a goddamn centrefold compared to Joe's Hag or Anthony's assorted he/shes just made them look even worse.

This is the prettiest girl Anth ever got...

Where's Jimmy screaming "PLAIN JANE" and Alfalfa ears?

agreed. This one for Joe and the Nice attack for Ant. Watching both play out live was hilarious. I think the Peoples court was the first time I saw joe on video for an extended time. Everything else was small clips. Once he mentioned reddit I fell out of my chair laughing " Got'em". The way he was boasting for weeks about how he won and then really seeing him make an ass out of himself was gold. He just kept one upping his stupidity and it continues to this day.

the Nice attack for Ant

Someone made a video on the old sub when that went down. Kind of a compilation video of what a danger to the public Antwan Kumiya was - news reports, old videos of him on the range etc - complete with a wailing Arabic music soundtrack. It had the amateur feel of an ISIS propaganda video and was absolutely fucking hilarious. I haven't been able to find it for a few years but if anyone still has it, please share x

This is why I hope SpaceEdge gets a hot dose and dies in his own vomit.

heh that was a fun stream watching it live. i got that youtubetv trial and forgot to cancel it. $40 dollars well spent imo

40 bucks that you didn't stick in your arm. That's a win, my man.

It's also the most mainstream attention that anyone from O&A has received in the last 15 years.

When he accidentally doxxed himself

I’m surprise nobody has swatted him with that. I’m actually impress that the sub does have a line.

The line is called apathy

This needs to happen imagine what they would find on him and uncle anths electronics.

When he admitted the account where he trashed Ant was his? That's gotta be one of mine as well. The fact that his name was DOXXER100 made it even better.

The gilgore special.

Probably the whole Blue Oyster Cult video debacle.

Also, just the fact that he came here and proudly proclaimed that Carol was a "Squirter". Honestly, he's just a neverendind fountain of stupidity.

His investigative efforts to dox Steve Ramone.

Congratulating himself for starting a diet he didn't stick to.

Revealing his correspondence with The Big Apple Ranch while trying to look like a big shot in a response to a troll, only hours after giving an interview where he said he wouldn't respond to trolls anymore.

Congratulating himself for starting a diet he didn't stick to.

Twice - he did it two years ago, and then having learned nothing he did it again last year.

The Big Apple Ranch thing was just so out of the blue, and so contrary to what his intention was in posting his inbox that I get a smile just thinking about it

shes a squirter, stupid

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Joe once again showed his boomer-esque naivety/bullshitting with that one. Women who squirt are a bit like tit wanks. One of those things that looks like a lot of fun in porn but is actually just kind of stupid and annoying if you experience them in real life. And a 24 year old 8 out of 10 squirting gets pretty old pretty fast. Some 60 year old, wrinkled, smoker grandma doing it is just fucking grim.

Her saggy old legs twitching up in the air while her box makes deflating balloon sounds and weakly pushes urine on to the bed.

A horrifying image.

That character really paints a picture

Grossss!

Ducks on the Ave was pretty good too

The post he made that was something like 'another gig cancelled. Thanks, you fucks'. He had been trying to keep bookings secret but it didn't work and I think he finally realized this would never end.

Telling Anth Antifa was the reason his meal ticket’s Twitter was taken for the 27th time. Knowing full well WE did it after being warned for weeks. The funny part is Anth knows too, he’s just too big a faggot to confront Samcro.

After that it’s gotta be the book signing “ so (x9) SPEECH makes you a white Supremacist??” Yes it does you dumb worthless faggot.

Hi, TaumpyTearsxyz!

I am here to wish you the most wonderful day ever! Have a good one!

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I’m here to tell you you’re a faggot.

Is that just for the bot or can anyone count on you for this?

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He basically inadvertently revealed that both audiences and venue staff hate his "shows" and him with that one.

The review of the black guy talking about how "the guitarist was pretty good but there was one weird moment when he was covering Hurricane by Bob Dylan...he stared straight at me when he sang 'he was just a crazy nigger'..."

Still makes me chuckle

Him fucking freebasing cocaine with his mum. It’s an abyssal level of trashiness and under utilised against him. Have either him or ant ever elaborated on it? It’s so disgusting but fascinating.

Aside from his Peopñe’s Court hilarity and in no particular order:

BÖC appearance and subsequent temper tantrum

James Hefner alias

The recently-discovered Hendrix Brothers where he wears an enormous wig and butchers Jimi Hendrix tunes

she’s a squirter, stupid

His rambling responses really make me laugh

"They're not peopñe’s!"

Fuck.

The Joseph Lane

If you mean this year, that'd be the Blue Oyster Club, the James Hefner reveal, the Carol being incontinent thing. I can give you a new Top 3 every couple of months or so. this nigga never fails to make himself look worse and worse.

Literally all he has to do is shut up and go away. He'll still be mocked relentlessly but nobody will care enough to fuck with his gigs or whatever they do. It's only because he makes everyone hate him with renewed vigor every 2 days that his misery is still so deep.

Easy

Control Alt Delete - at my work, whenever there is a computer issue I go word for word on how to solve the issue like Joe.

AMEX - dummy forgot to cancel some sort of detective account and was charged months for it. Dumb fuck didn’t check his account because he probably forgot the login to AMEX

SCAMMERS - That post of him warning people to not click a pop up because the number is for Indians scammer. What he fail to mention is that he actually thought it was a legit number and called for support. His racism is what probably saved him from being scam but if it had been some white guy, Joe’s computer would have been hacked and made to pay money to get access back.

When he "raised the white flag" and wrote an entire novel about how he wanted peace, then went back to being his usual self almost immediately.

When he pretended to be a teenager who was angry at his Mom's boyfriend.

It was just so surreal... like who DOES that?!

"I don't know dick about the internet, I'm just a lil 16 year old kid whose favorite radio show ended when I was 12...anyways, can you guys bully this black guy on Facebook for me?"

I'm not sure what he was hoping to accomplish. He could point at an anonymous subreddit and tell everyone, "see! They are the real racists!"

Someone in the original sub had a great break down of what that said about Joe's psychology, such as not having a dad around and a fear of black men/obsession with their black dicks.

StarveNana is still my favorite.

The hardest Ive ever lve ever laughed at anything Joe related was when someone made that “visit from Tranty Claus” Christmas postcard, and (badly) superimposed all different Joe faces over the village children waiting for gifts.

That was so funny I laughed at it for weeks any time it popped in my head, especially at the grocery store or the gym or somewhere where you look like a complete psycho laughing at nothing. God damn this place.

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The one with the eyes closed helping the reindeer is the best one. God is that funny. Thank you.

Beautiful.

"Let me buy you a cup of coffee."

No thanks

Joe vs. Antifa was hilarious.

He was fucking defeated, too.

"Let's go talk about it at Starbucks, I'll buy you a coffee with Anth's money."

"Not interested."

"...oh, I didn't think you would be..."

Stupid thought he could lead the protesters away from the scene like he can easily be lead away with an ice cream cone in your back pocket.

His Pulp Fiction testosterone shot video

Motorboating the bikini girls

Embarrassing himself in front of antifa at the book signing

Blue Oyster Cult

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I like the self-inflicted idiocy of Joey, so it’s a long list. I’d have to say that his dumbass posturing at Nana’s Sharpie Party was the most joy he’s ever brought me because the pain and humiliated disappointment on Nana’s face was clearly evident. Given how hateable they both are, that was a big win.

At least the rest of Nana's nationwide book tour went smoothly

Him impersonating a 16 year old had me in tears. How obvious it was from the start and him bumbling through and making a fool of himself with every syllable was fucking great. Thanks for that one, Joe.

The "and he's black!" part was the best part.

Where to start?! If I have to pick a favorite it's either the fake internet kid or his BOC video

I can't get over that he is unable to pronounce his last name correctly.

Pretending to be a kid and asking for our help was a good laugh.

1 every time is the snow white k-mart sneakers...

They're New Balance 65+ Specialty shoes, libtard

Any and all mention of his military service as if he’s Audie Murphy is the most disrespectful and cringe shit Joe pulls. You’re one of millions that served Joe like all boomers demand respect for doing what normal people would consider business as usual.

every time a sub gets shutdown, it reminds me that two dolts on long island are rejoicing in some temporary victory and high-fiving each other while destroying their livers, living in obscurity and hating libtards. I think of it as charity, the two have suffered so much, the least we can do is reorganize and give them another chance at happiness. Over and over...

I've weened myself off this nonsense to fewer and fewer visits, I don't even listen to O&A on youtube anymore, but good ol' Joe just can't let this part die. Good for him and his can-do attitude.

and to think I defended this moron when it came to messing with his wife and 2U (still not right to do), but wow is he his own worst enemy.

Him calling handouts from his little brother "residuals" simply because he recorded a song in 1994 that lead to his brother getting a job that eventually way after he had been kicked to the curb made his brother a fair bit of money

so-so-so-so-so-so-so

Being scammed by Geek Squad for paying $200 for Ctrl Alt Delete a couple of times before figuring he could do it himself, and then reporting that fact like he just realized some top tier hacker shit.

When he posted pictures of those kids happily playing on their ipads Anthony gave them in front of Roe's casket and when he brought up the fact that she was liberal in her beliefs during his FB eulogy.

1) People's court 2) "I'm Anthony Cumia's brother..." 3) James Hefner 4) Big Apple Ranch

I've always enjoyed his phony self-validating stories where incredible things that just happen to reaffirm his belief system occur. Like saving the flag in the street or running into a one-legged veteran biker or the Somalian home health aide who came to his door begging for help.

His encounter with actual ANTIFA members. He’s a shit-talking conservative tough guy online then comes face-to-face with a “terrorist” group and invites them to have a pumpkin spice latte with him.

Him paying Geek Squad $200+ to install Windows