Fucking Sam standing there stone-faced. Remember when CQ called him out for being an utterly humorless creep?

nice man bun, faggot.

First thing I noticed, everyone is howling and he's not even smirking, then he's aimlessly shifting, looking at the floor, and slowly bouncing off the wall like a stupid bored kid. How the fuck did this guy end up taking over that show?

He's a psychopath.

Don’t react. Don’t engage. Be patient like an assassin waiting for the call in his sparsely decorated loft. They’ll kill themselves off. I’ll be captain of this ship in 5 years.

Captain of this ship

Flash forward and the creep is first mic on a show nobody could give two fucks about.

But you never saw it coming.

And? Did anyone see it coming?

And you're a faggot. The end.

Thanks, Sam. How’s your undoubtedly retarded son doing?

I wish my mom died over him.

James Hefner?