One of his best friends tweeted that he died in his sleep. He's currently having a hot dog eating contest with Elvis and Mama Cass in the great beyond.
"Peacefully" according to one of his friends. As he didn't have a long illness (as far as I know) and given what we know about his lifestyle, I'd say it's a safe bet that his ticker quit in his sleep.
Say what you want about Carl, but he had some game to fuck chicks that were way out of his league. For a balding short and fat Cuban guy, I admire the guy for not settling for a crypt keeper like Carol. Every man dies, but not every man lives. Carl lived a life of leisure eating the snatch of girls I could only dream of and for that I say shine up in heaven and watch over us brothaman!
22 comments
3 Dennyislife 2019-09-22
He's doing a bit for attention like a teenage girl. Its got Anthony's attention.
1 McGowan9 2019-09-22
One of his best friends tweeted that he died in his sleep. He's currently having a hot dog eating contest with Elvis and Mama Cass in the great beyond.
2 Dennyislife 2019-09-22
Until I see his corpse I am not buying it. He's the kind of hack who pulls this shit.
2 McGowan9 2019-09-22
There's lots of better things to masturbate to these days.
1 Dennyislife 2019-09-22
But very little as funny as this IF it is true.
1 JMueller2012 2019-09-22
”Mr. Peterson, you just produce a corpse and I’ll…dig up your daughter…”
1 RobespierreIsGod 2019-09-22
Please be a brothaman and post a screenshot.
2 McGowan9 2019-09-22
https://imgur.com/a/pXulqIk
2 RobespierreIsGod 2019-09-22
Holy shit.
2 boringoneliner 2019-09-22
HAHAHA HO LEE SHIT HAHAHAHAHA
1 McGowan9 2019-09-22
Yeah, sucks for his kids.
1 dazzlefloss 2019-09-22
His last tweet was actually one detailing his excitement for a slumber party planned with Patton Oswalt that night.
2 Sergeant_Joseph_Spud 2019-09-22
#Ruizing until the very end.
1 Killa-Ku 2019-09-22
Now we'll have to call it #Nageling
2 suelightninglover 2019-09-22
Real ass dude of the week. Didn't have sex with trannies and cucked Jim Norton.
1 suirogerg 2019-09-22
How many memorials will he get on this sub?
1 Toss__Pot 2019-09-22
16714, give or take a couple
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-09-22
He was 14 years old
1 Killa-Ku 2019-09-22
This is Keith, right? What a fucking blabber mouth. Someone might as well ask him if he knows how he died.
1 McGowan9 2019-09-22
"Peacefully" according to one of his friends. As he didn't have a long illness (as far as I know) and given what we know about his lifestyle, I'd say it's a safe bet that his ticker quit in his sleep.
1 Justsomeapple4 2019-09-22
Say what you want about Carl, but he had some game to fuck chicks that were way out of his league. For a balding short and fat Cuban guy, I admire the guy for not settling for a crypt keeper like Carol. Every man dies, but not every man lives. Carl lived a life of leisure eating the snatch of girls I could only dream of and for that I say shine up in heaven and watch over us brothaman!
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-22
Those are golddiggers.