oof

2  2019-09-22 by FreshTurnips1

17 comments

If you drink heavily, you should probably watch what you eat and try not to smoke. If you smoke, don't be a drunk and a glutton. If you love eating garbage, ditch the cigarettes and cut down on the booze. You can maybe get away with doing two of those things and make it into your 60s. Full on Ruizing will probably lead to this ending though. He wasn't a bad guy, feel sorry for his kids.

“Full on Ruizing” lmao

i miss him already .

Jesus, didnt he have a young kid

Jesus, didnt he have a young kid

He’s Hispanic, whaddayoo thinks stupid?

Hopefully, that theoretical child might get a caring and providing stepfather like Jonathan, Adrienne's new husband.

Adrienne’s TRUE love.

his wife left him. He drank and was a chef. The kid most likely never saw him anyway.

Fuuuuuck and he never even got to crack that second, possibly third bottle of Four Roses Small Batch.

Hopefully #Cumiaing is the next #Ruizing

aged like milk

lmao this is so satisfying

also the fact opie is screwed

I'm apparently out of the loop; didn't Opie's podcast get canceled ages ago?

Its still up brotherman

I don't think i've laughed so much since the peoples court with Joe came out.

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If its true, still unconfirmed, wtf did he think. Stupid fat man with annoying t shirts and hats to hide his baldness.

wtf did he think. Stupid fat man with annoying t shirts and hats to hide his baldness.

Welfare Joe Cuma?

A lot of those are scotches, stupid.