If you drink heavily, you should probably watch what you eat and try not to smoke. If you smoke, don't be a drunk and a glutton. If you love eating garbage, ditch the cigarettes and cut down on the booze. You can maybe get away with doing two of those things and make it into your 60s. Full on Ruizing will probably lead to this ending though. He wasn't a bad guy, feel sorry for his kids.
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3 McGowan9 2019-09-22
If you drink heavily, you should probably watch what you eat and try not to smoke. If you smoke, don't be a drunk and a glutton. If you love eating garbage, ditch the cigarettes and cut down on the booze. You can maybe get away with doing two of those things and make it into your 60s. Full on Ruizing will probably lead to this ending though. He wasn't a bad guy, feel sorry for his kids.
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-09-22
“Full on Ruizing” lmao
1 daveslandcow 2019-09-22
i miss him already .
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-09-22
Jesus, didnt he have a young kid
3 TheElDan 2019-09-22
He’s Hispanic, whaddayoo thinks stupid?
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-09-22
Hopefully, that theoretical child might get a caring and providing stepfather like Jonathan, Adrienne's new husband.
2 DigitechLooper 2019-09-22
Adrienne’s TRUE love.
1 Dennyislife 2019-09-22
his wife left him. He drank and was a chef. The kid most likely never saw him anyway.
1 YeahIGotAFace 2019-09-22
Fuuuuuck and he never even got to crack that second, possibly third bottle of Four Roses Small Batch.
1 TheWelfareMan 2019-09-22
Hopefully #Cumiaing is the next #Ruizing
1 Audibledogfarts 2019-09-22
aged like milk
1 therealstinks 2019-09-22
lmao this is so satisfying
also the fact opie is screwed
1 ShowpizzaBizbear 2019-09-22
I'm apparently out of the loop; didn't Opie's podcast get canceled ages ago?
1 Dick_donger 2019-09-22
Its still up brotherman
1 Dennyislife 2019-09-22
I don't think i've laughed so much since the peoples court with Joe came out.
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If its true, still unconfirmed, wtf did he think. Stupid fat man with annoying t shirts and hats to hide his baldness.
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-09-22
Welfare Joe Cuma?
1 baffles_my_waffles 2019-09-22
A lot of those are scotches, stupid.