Post your favorite Carl Ruiz memory

1  2019-09-22 by ants_ccw_permit

Mine is when he was at a bar and overheard these 2 milfs saying "is that the cuban???" So he bought them drinks

RIP dude

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It was pretty funny when Paul slapped his bitchass chocolates out of his hand and he got all pissy about it.

Paul then told Opie to his face on air what he thought of him and his show. Nobody else had the balls. Young Paul won. Opie didn't do a show again.

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mods please sticky this! carl deserves to be remembered!

u/HandsomeBlue u/lolercakesreturns

HandsomeBlue is suspended 6 more days and lolercakes was Cumia'd (permanently suspended)

As a HandsomeBlue tribute/parody account I can confirm this would definitely be stickied out of respect for a true brothaman - always there the days when Opie needed him.

Happy cake day pat!!!

I'm so sorry for your loss, but Carl died so that you could live. Keep on ruizing, big guy.

I really don't give two shits , more proof that Artie Lange is immortal though.

If Artie outlives me, I’ll be happy.

He's got those Red Indian/German Rambo genes.

I enjoyed when he cucked Jim with Ms. Chipperson. Also, show your tits or ass. No bellybutton please.

Came to post this. RIP to the brothaman.

That time he died was pretty awesome, too.

Top 3 moment for sure

gawd dammit, wether you like his radio contributions or not, he seemed like a genuine good dude.

My favorite memory is when he suddenly died

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sorry pal, i dont have many fond memories of a pedophiles accomplice

reminder: gregg "opie" hughes once leapt off of a diving board and landed head-first into a childs asshole

No one will care when you die.

I was stuck in NJ, told Carl I was coming out to his new place LaCubana which didn't even have a sign up yet. We hung out as much as we could, as soon as I walked in he told the bartender, "Get this man some food!" He made me his short ribs too. After the place closed we went to the kitchen and smoked a cigar, he handed me three and for some reason gave me a pan which was a bitch to fly back home with to South Miami. Hung out with a few of the regular comedians until 3am and somehow I managed to make it back to my hotel drunk as shit.

A genuinely good dude. Will be missed.

Could you console us with some pussy pics?

Sorry, I can't post pics of Joe or I'll get a subpoena

I just love that he's tweeted almost exclusively about hot dogs these last two weeks. Perfect legacy or that gap toothed fatso to leave behind.

My only real memory is browsing Twitter and constantly seeing food tweets of his even though I don't follow him. Not a few pics but tens just scrolling down the feed.

Was the guy a psy-op to promote unhealthy, high-risk lifestyles on social media? In any case, once Twitter had no use for him anymore, he became expendable to them.

Rest in Peace, sweet prince!

The time he was murdered by a bovine

I called him a lame piece of shit on Twitter once and he responded with something good natured, I think that might be it

His ex wife’s fat tits.