Post your favorite Carl Ruiz memory
1 2019-09-22 by ants_ccw_permit
Mine is when he was at a bar and overheard these 2 milfs saying "is that the cuban???" So he bought them drinks
RIP dude
1 2019-09-22 by ants_ccw_permit
Mine is when he was at a bar and overheard these 2 milfs saying "is that the cuban???" So he bought them drinks
RIP dude
26 comments
8 Caverlock 2019-09-22
It was pretty funny when Paul slapped his bitchass chocolates out of his hand and he got all pissy about it.
0 Dennyislife 2019-09-22
Paul then told Opie to his face on air what he thought of him and his show. Nobody else had the balls. Young Paul won. Opie didn't do a show again.
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6 PatBattle1 2019-09-22
mods please sticky this! carl deserves to be remembered!
u/HandsomeBlue u/lolercakesreturns
6 HandsomeIndigo 2019-09-22
HandsomeBlue is suspended 6 more days and lolercakes was Cumia'd (permanently suspended)
As a HandsomeBlue tribute/parody account I can confirm this would definitely be stickied out of respect for a true brothaman - always there the days when Opie needed him.
5 ants_ccw_permit 2019-09-22
Happy cake day pat!!!
I'm so sorry for your loss, but Carl died so that you could live. Keep on ruizing, big guy.
4 Mr_Maddow 2019-09-22
I really don't give two shits , more proof that Artie Lange is immortal though.
3 TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-09-22
If Artie outlives me, I’ll be happy.
1 McGowan9 2019-09-22
He's got those Red Indian/German Rambo genes.
4 suelightninglover 2019-09-22
I enjoyed when he cucked Jim with Ms. Chipperson. Also, show your tits or ass. No bellybutton please.
1 TheWelfareMan 2019-09-22
Came to post this. RIP to the brothaman.
4 Bluesmoky 2019-09-22
That time he died was pretty awesome, too.
1 thrillated 2019-09-22
Top 3 moment for sure
4 Toss__Pot 2019-09-22
gawd dammit, wether you like his radio contributions or not, he seemed like a genuine good dude.
3 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-22
My favorite memory is when he suddenly died
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2 ichise7 2019-09-22
sorry pal, i dont have many fond memories of a pedophiles accomplice
reminder: gregg "opie" hughes once leapt off of a diving board and landed head-first into a childs asshole
1 Audibledogfarts 2019-09-22
No one will care when you die.
2 xynix_ie 2019-09-22
I was stuck in NJ, told Carl I was coming out to his new place LaCubana which didn't even have a sign up yet. We hung out as much as we could, as soon as I walked in he told the bartender, "Get this man some food!" He made me his short ribs too. After the place closed we went to the kitchen and smoked a cigar, he handed me three and for some reason gave me a pan which was a bitch to fly back home with to South Miami. Hung out with a few of the regular comedians until 3am and somehow I managed to make it back to my hotel drunk as shit.
A genuinely good dude. Will be missed.
1 Hassan_iBlackSabbath 2019-09-22
Could you console us with some pussy pics?
3 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-22
Sorry, I can't post pics of Joe or I'll get a subpoena
1 JoesGobletofKidSpit 2019-09-22
I just love that he's tweeted almost exclusively about hot dogs these last two weeks. Perfect legacy or that gap toothed fatso to leave behind.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-09-22
My only real memory is browsing Twitter and constantly seeing food tweets of his even though I don't follow him. Not a few pics but tens just scrolling down the feed.
Was the guy a psy-op to promote unhealthy, high-risk lifestyles on social media? In any case, once Twitter had no use for him anymore, he became expendable to them.
Rest in Peace, sweet prince!
1 TR4UM4T1Z3D 2019-09-22
The time he was murdered by a bovine
1 thrillated 2019-09-22
I called him a lame piece of shit on Twitter once and he responded with something good natured, I think that might be it
1 Boxocox696969 2019-09-22
His ex wife’s fat tits.