Imagine if you woke up one morning and looked like Anthony

1  2019-09-21 by aRTie02150

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I'd drink bleach

I'd comb my hair with a ahotgun...toe trigger attachment...

AIDS R BUDD DWYER PROGERIA JB RAMSEY STUPID

Hahahahaha progeria hahahahaha

‘Moe Howard haircut’

Bringing up Jerry Sandusky and Terri Schiavo in 2019

All signature Norton bits.

throws self out window

I'd get a job in HVAC.

I don't know what I'd do but I know a couple of things I definitely wouldn't do. 1) Ever take a selfie and put it on social media. 2) Add a visual element to my unsuccessful, glorified podcast.

I would 1) get veneers 2) get cheap hair plugs and 3) take annual trips to Disney World.

I’d have a perfect night with some Twix and Al Hitchcock

I'd wear a motorcycle helmet 24/7

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