As we all know, it's sound business sense to tell potential customers that you don't give a fuck about supplying for their demands. Fatrick's last comment there illustrates why the movie, video game, comic book, genre fiction industries, etc, are dying.
I'd give every cent to my name to witness Fatrick address someone face-to-face the way he would online. Maybe tell a staunch conservative Iraq war vet who's pro-life and pro-2A what he really thinks of him.
Remember that video of him and a bunch of other nerds bizarrely fucking with peaceful anti-pedophile protesters? He was hiding behind the crowd and literally just popping up every now and then, pumping his fist and being like "Yeah! What they said, child!"
Then he wrote a bullshit story about it in which he was the hero who scared off a bunch of incel nazis chanting "blood and soil."
He is absolutely incapable of dealing with even the most benign criticism. The epitome of Internet tough guy. Also the epitome of massively fat, micro-dicked faggot.
He believes everything he does is great and if you don’t appreciate it you must be stupid. He obviously isn’t selling books if he reacts like THAT to someone who isn’t even insulting him, just questioning why he’s marketing the book through “diversity” which is cheap and tacky.
Pat selling his characters reminds me of when Jim was mocking Tucker Max's bullshit stories.
AND THERE'S A GAY BLACK SPACE MARINE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A MALE TO FEMALE WHITE TRANSPERSON, A GORILLA WHO CROSS DRESSES AND IS A CHEMICAL ENGINEER, AND AND AND THERE'S A PUMPKIN NAMED JERRY WHO'S AN ANTI PUMPKIN CARVING ACTIVIST, AND THERE'S THIS OTHER CHARACTER THAT IS LATINX AND ALSO A SQUIRREL FOR SOME REASON
Funniest part? This was BEFORE we started messing with him. Proving again he’s always been an asshole and all negative critiques of his work aren’t from us. Pat can’t handle that people don’t think he’s a genius and a god (his words) and lashed out like...a child.
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1 OutlawMemer 2019-09-12
As we all know, it's sound business sense to tell potential customers that you don't give a fuck about supplying for their demands. Fatrick's last comment there illustrates why the movie, video game, comic book, genre fiction industries, etc, are dying.
1 IAmNotFatChild 2019-09-12
It would be even better if Dr. Doom is just a regular person too and not one of us.
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-09-12
Doesn’t give a fuck but is trying to sell books. What a dope!
1 IAmNotFatChild 2019-09-12
He's a marketing master.
1 fawwkyeah 2019-09-12
You just know Patrick is a quiet, weak pussy in real life. Those type of guys always have the most shit to say online.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-09-12
I'd give every cent to my name to witness Fatrick address someone face-to-face the way he would online. Maybe tell a staunch conservative Iraq war vet who's pro-life and pro-2A what he really thinks of him.
1 Skip4play 2019-09-12
He would just bait him into something physical and go full victim. He would try to make money off it somehow.
1 AbeColleenVigoda 2019-09-12
Remember that video of him and a bunch of other nerds bizarrely fucking with peaceful anti-pedophile protesters? He was hiding behind the crowd and literally just popping up every now and then, pumping his fist and being like "Yeah! What they said, child!"
Then he wrote a bullshit story about it in which he was the hero who scared off a bunch of incel nazis chanting "blood and soil."
1 fatty-patty-2 2019-09-12
/u/patrickstomlinson comment, fat cowardly child?
1 OnArefugee 2019-09-12
He'd have to be since be spends every waking moment online.
1 Twatsmash 2019-09-12
He is absolutely incapable of dealing with even the most benign criticism. The epitome of Internet tough guy. Also the epitome of massively fat, micro-dicked faggot.
1 AbeColleenVigoda 2019-09-12
That's just some regular dude giving him the tiniest polite criticism and Pat shot back with that.
He's an asshole. Just a totally abrasive, unlikable asshole.
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-09-12
He believes everything he does is great and if you don’t appreciate it you must be stupid. He obviously isn’t selling books if he reacts like THAT to someone who isn’t even insulting him, just questioning why he’s marketing the book through “diversity” which is cheap and tacky.
1 cheeznuts 2019-09-12
He's Donald Trump. Believing everything he does is great. Never admitting to a mistake. Everyone else is wrong,not him. He is Fonald Plump.
1 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-09-12
Holy Shit he is Fonald Plump
1 JosefKWasArrested 2019-09-12
He doesn't seem to react well to positive feedback either. He's not gracious.
1 TheSixMillionKid_ 2019-09-12
Pat selling his characters reminds me of when Jim was mocking Tucker Max's bullshit stories.
Nice imagination, stupid.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-09-12
Jesus what an insufferable asshole. He doesn't take criticism well at all.
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-09-12
So Zapp Brannigan?
1 MKUltraGameShow 2019-09-12
Fagtrick doesn't have a single idea in his pudgy, greasy, malformed head.
1 Somerville_Dan 2019-09-12
Completely reasonable response to a mild criticism, child
1 TheRealJirnNorton 2019-09-12
"Hey check out my book if you want" "I don't give a fuck what you want to read"
1 AbeColleenVigoda 2019-09-12
It's not a suggestion, it's a command, child.
It's not "Check out my book if you want."
It's "Hey, buy this book or else you're a stupid nazi incel child and you should be killed or at very least maimed."
1 ellencakehorn 2019-09-12
Professional writer.
1 Tunisian_Knifeman 2019-09-12
You would if he was standing right in front of you, you fucking pussy.
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-09-12
Funniest part? This was BEFORE we started messing with him. Proving again he’s always been an asshole and all negative critiques of his work aren’t from us. Pat can’t handle that people don’t think he’s a genius and a god (his words) and lashed out like...a child.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-09-12
This is what happens when you're raised by a closeted homosexual rodeo clown instead of real man.
1 GeMigMat 2019-09-12
He's not a nice person
1 OnArefugee 2019-09-12
The saddest thing is that he's getting likes for that. There's a lot of pathetic people out there. And he thinks he's their king.
1 DigitechLooper 2019-09-12
Well he is the most pathetic of all.
1 anorock13 2019-09-12
This is like the Time I met Stephen King at a book signing and he called me fat.True story.
1 EasilyForgotten1138 2019-09-12
I think that we are going to need details.
1 peckaface 2019-09-12
Of all the things hes lost, he misses that checkmark most of all.
1 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-09-12
What a fucking cunt. This is why I troll him.
1 pomegranate2012 2019-09-12
NEVER trust a white male who has to qualify his judgement of women.
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"These are women I actually RESPECT."
"I am interested in INTELLIGENT women."
"I wrote a fictional account about a bunch of women who, in a theoretical future universe might actually be COMPETENT".
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As a feminist, this is huge red flag to me.