Fatty tries to smooth talk Dana Schwartz, gets rejected, manages to slip a "child" in message

1  2019-09-16 by josephjeremiah

16 comments

Uh oh, he's going to go into panic mode and deny it was him, child.

I-I-It's n-not my email child! I swear!

Rightttt, so it's just a coincidence that somebody else has an email address with your exact same name? And this person just happened to do something with it that embarrassed you in a way that some people could find funny. And then those people happened to see it.

Not even in the craziest sci-fi would I buy that story, child.

It wasn't any of us because we were defeated months ago, child. Patrick said so, and he never lies.

It wasn't me, it was the Nazis, child.

That sounds a little far-fetched.

He said its another L for us.

Not so sure about that. We just got a hundred strangers to call him a creep on the internet for about an hour. Sure seems like L belongs to him.

What did he think the endgame was? To completely assume his identity?

Haha, u/patrickstomlinson you dumb faggot.

God, hes verging on cu

Seeing all those woke blue-checkmarks thrashing Pat is getting me hard.

I sure hope he gave her his twitter handle so she directs her fans to the right place.

"Women are so easily manipulated, child"

Oh my God, why would he write something like that?

I'm fucking dying

Patrick is a hated laughingstock everywhere he goes on the internet. Face it Patty, we're the only ones that will ever pay attention to you. Embrace it.

Holy shit. Just when you thought Fatty couldn't possibly embarrass himself more than he already has... 😂