He needs to stop acting like his elderly ass is getting in anything close to resembling a fight, much less kicking anybody's ass. People his age die from a windy day.
The craziest part of all this is that there's absolutely no reason for Joe to be involved in any of it. As far as I know, nobody has gone after Joe in any kind of real way for months. He just suddenly decided to show up on the sub a couple of months ago and has been completely obsessed ever since.
He chooses to make this his life. He could just ignore all of it and make his Twitter private but he can't do it. He's a 60 year old man who's desperate for attention and obsessed with internet drama.
he's relegated to instigating fights here several nights a week because after years of drunkenly trying to explain the "online psychopath terrorists" to his biker buddies that slowly stopped inviting him to their gatherings
I didn't read his book, but it looked thin AF and from what I heard it was just a bunch of rehashed stories he already told on-air. I'd write a book about my 8 years there but who the fuck would want to read it.
Hi Danny yeah his book sucked it had nothing in it and he already told all the same stories on o&a ... Someone uploaded a copy on Reddit and I skimmed through it ... The o&a world is over no one cares anymore 👧🏼🎀🍒👑🌷🍬🍰
haha so basically this moron u/DOXXER100 confirmed everything Danny wrote, including the measly 60k a year. Come on, Joe. You deserve more than that. He wouldn't have got that job if it wasn't for you, Joe. You're the funny one, Joe.
The shit I hated when I saw the check was that Ant was paying him as much as the producers. That's more than Sam was getting for a long while. We were waking up at 3:30am to prep (regardless of what they actually used and did) and this big 'ol jerk is getting my paycheck for being the loser older brother of the successful guy.
That shit is social welfare. Joe is so MAGA hard, meanwhile he's cashing his monthly allowance check for being a do-nothing nobody. He basically won a scratch off ticket and acts like he busted his ass for it and that he actually DESERVES it. He wants the life, but doesn't want to do anything to earn it. I'm sure he hates the idea of Universal Basic Income, but he sure does cash those Anthony checks every month!
Anyway, I'll change the subject. Joe, what's it like dating a leather handbag?
Joe bragged on the old sub that thing he sticks his dick in is a squirter. He actually thought we'd be impressed by and jealous of that. As you can imagine the entire sub collectively puked when reading it.
You mean like you're doing right now? I keep all my shit to the sub, you're actively opening yourself up to lawsuits (which is ironic considering how you people love litigation).
Steve was a great dude but a shit EP and I didn't mind telling him so. And yeah, you punch me in the face at work, on the clock, you bet your ass there's lawsuits a flying. Why do you think he didn't? Shinkle 'bout it..
Such a great dude that you shit talk him while he's in the grave. You're a bigger worm than The Worm. Not surprising, considering what you are. And I said "opening yourself up to lawsuits", stupid. I know when you hear the word "lawsuit" your dick becomes erect, but it hasn't happened yet, so settle down.
I would schedule it. I was paid a salary. Coming in on Saturday nights did nothing for my bottom line.
Patrice however, was paid for his time. Every time I booked Patrice, he got paid and I didn't. You're just not aware of how things work, I get it. Just don't start with one thing and move on to another because your point was shot down. Not only did I put cash in his pocket, I raised 15K for his mom.
It's not my fault the mother fucker wouldn't stop drinking juice.
Look at you, caring what complete strangers think about your pathetic ways. It's gonna be fun driving you even more insane. Have you received any dead mice in the mail recently?
So does Anthony's current live-in prostitute, who he once had arrested for burglarizing and trashing his house when he dumped her for Dani. We're supposed to be "jealous" of this.
One time, Anthony called some hookers to his place.
Not like, $1000/night hookers. More like local $200 hookers. I sat there thinking, this dude has more money than he knows what to do with, and he spent it on day-shift strippers. Ain't nobody jealous of that.
I've never seen the faggot with anything above a 6. He really does prefer the homely ones. Social media pulled back the curtain on the famed "Compound Parties" and what collections of monsters and mutants they really are.
Can you throw out some ballpark figures as to what those guys make now salary wise? I'm sure you don't know, but can make a good guess. I'm talking Jim, Sam, Travis, Troy.
Hey joe, how’s the songwriting coming along? You might not have to cosplay as much if you put some effort into making something original. You’ve definitely got some angst hidden away in that fat body of yours.
You could write about being an obese, closeted degenerate who can’t provide for his own child without handouts from more successful people, and the shame it has caused you. Carol is an ugly old cunt too, Lots of material there. Get writing, nigger.
104 comments
5 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-05-29
So the coward decided to hide on Twitter instead of replying here? That is "hilarious"! u/doxxer100 is a pussy.
4 Fat-Edge 2019-05-29
HE is a BAD-ASS, (sic) he said so HIMSELF!
1 killgav 2019-05-29
I was thinking that😂
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-05-29
He's suspended
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-05-29
I doubt all 30 of his accounts here are suspended.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-05-29
Fair point
1 hitch21 2019-05-29
He’s an old man who would crumble if he got punched even lightly. He’s also fat so his stamina would be about 20 seconds.
5 mrwhite9292 2019-05-29
Report for targeted harrsement
4 marioncruise 2019-05-29
Done.
5 OutlawMemer 2019-05-29
u/DOXXER100 you won't do shit you pedophile-harboring pussy.
4 RoliMosimann 2019-05-29
He needs to stop acting like his elderly ass is getting in anything close to resembling a fight, much less kicking anybody's ass. People his age die from a windy day.
2 late_50s_why 2019-05-29
you dont think fat, old, retarded baby boomer with alcohol and drug problems is a threat jim?
2 of_lower_stock 2019-05-29
Or in his case, Windy Night at the Ranch.
3 UpperclassmanKuno 2019-05-29
Danny posts here. Why doesn't he throw down the gauntlet here?
2 Amish_Supremacist 2019-05-29
because Joe Cumia is a giant blubbering vagina who wears orthopedic old lady nursing shoes and a non recreational diaper.
2 late_50s_why 2019-05-29
also his legs are O shaped
3 GKChestbrahson 2019-05-29
Nothing scarier than an out of shape physically weak old man.
3 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-05-29
Would it be for Danny's own sake?
2 BoardroomBimmy 2019-05-29
"hey jirn do u think it would be 4 dannys own sake hehehehe"
2 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-05-29
Absolutely zero impact on their lives.
5 Doxxer300 2019-05-29
The craziest part of all this is that there's absolutely no reason for Joe to be involved in any of it. As far as I know, nobody has gone after Joe in any kind of real way for months. He just suddenly decided to show up on the sub a couple of months ago and has been completely obsessed ever since.
He chooses to make this his life. He could just ignore all of it and make his Twitter private but he can't do it. He's a 60 year old man who's desperate for attention and obsessed with internet drama.
3 I_hate_henry_rollins 2019-05-29
I love the thought of him sitting in some biker bar trying to explain all of this autism to the kinds of tough guys he playacts as online.
“So then one of their mods told them to stop posting about Patrick Tomlinson and, uh - hey why are you all surrounding me?”
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-05-29
he's relegated to instigating fights here several nights a week because after years of drunkenly trying to explain the "online psychopath terrorists" to his biker buddies that slowly stopped inviting him to their gatherings
2 DigitechLooper 2019-05-29
What else is he supposed to give his attention to? His career?
1 big_box_of_sharpies 2019-05-29
There was the audio of the phone call just before that
3 GhostofRoeCumia 2019-05-29
Did you write “impact” because you went sure to use affect or effect?
5 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-05-29
Wasn't impact the quote?
1 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2019-05-29
I believe it's "Absolutely zero effect."
4 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-05-29
Boy, do I have egg on my face.
1 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2019-05-29
No, that's just cum.
1 varamyr6skin 2019-05-29
Presumptuous...
2 killgav 2019-05-29
Haha or what Danny will dodge his slow-mo-Joe haymaker and he’ll fracture his pelvis?
1 late_50s_why 2019-05-29
hes gonna to stab slow mo with his jew nose
2 varamyr6skin 2019-05-29
What is this outburst of pure faggotry in reference to?
2 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-05-29
Here's a good starting point to catch up: https://www.reddit.com/r/scorch/comments/btqwhx/imagine_being_60_years_old_and_your_life_is/ep7l4ex/
4 varamyr6skin 2019-05-29
Thanks little friend. Good will to you.
3 George_W_Kush_911 2019-05-29
Holy shit, I’m completely missed this, TYFYS.
2 countcumia 2019-05-29
Permanently Institutionalized, the follow up to Permanently Suspended
1 late_50s_why 2019-05-29
the other way around, aug was institutionalized for biting tiny woman before Permanently Suspended
1 DigitechLooper 2019-05-29
Permanently Registered (as a sex offender)
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-05-29
I didn't read his book, but it looked thin AF and from what I heard it was just a bunch of rehashed stories he already told on-air. I'd write a book about my 8 years there but who the fuck would want to read it.
1 sarralinn 2019-05-29
Hi Danny yeah his book sucked it had nothing in it and he already told all the same stories on o&a ... Someone uploaded a copy on Reddit and I skimmed through it ... The o&a world is over no one cares anymore 👧🏼🎀🍒👑🌷🍬🍰
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-05-29
I would honestly buy that shit if you could promise that it would have a ton of hot goss!
2 TheWelfareMan 2019-05-29
Fat 60 year old alcoholic threatens internet man, again.
2 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-05-29
u/theblueawning, have you ever been to Joe's shitty little townhouse? Do you know if "Kurt Love" and Bobo were at Joe's in this video? https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=KVHYhYKHwkM&app=desktop
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-05-29
Nah, never been.
2 marioncruise 2019-05-29
It's costs, not cost. Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fucking cunt, you idiot?
1 of_lower_stock 2019-05-29
Uh, Joseph doesn't have a trade. Or any marketable skills. Or any diplomas.
2 zoogie778 2019-05-29
Cost.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-05-29
Age.
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-05-29
post op gender
2 HudsonMargera 2019-05-29
I love that Dummy refers to him by his initials as some sort of legal loophole.
2 gregorio_ilidivich 2019-05-29
haha so basically this moron u/DOXXER100 confirmed everything Danny wrote, including the measly 60k a year. Come on, Joe. You deserve more than that. He wouldn't have got that job if it wasn't for you, Joe. You're the funny one, Joe.
4 TheBlueAwning 2019-05-29
The shit I hated when I saw the check was that Ant was paying him as much as the producers. That's more than Sam was getting for a long while. We were waking up at 3:30am to prep (regardless of what they actually used and did) and this big 'ol jerk is getting my paycheck for being the loser older brother of the successful guy.
That shit is social welfare. Joe is so MAGA hard, meanwhile he's cashing his monthly allowance check for being a do-nothing nobody. He basically won a scratch off ticket and acts like he busted his ass for it and that he actually DESERVES it. He wants the life, but doesn't want to do anything to earn it. I'm sure he hates the idea of Universal Basic Income, but he sure does cash those Anthony checks every month!
Anyway, I'll change the subject. Joe, what's it like dating a leather handbag?
1 killgav 2019-05-29
Crypt keeper..
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-05-29
Joe bragged on the old sub that thing he sticks his dick in is a squirter. He actually thought we'd be impressed by and jealous of that. As you can imagine the entire sub collectively puked when reading it.
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-05-29
It's like when Steve C would run around bragging about fucking a "ten". His wife looked like Nicole Bass.
1 LengthyChode 2019-05-29
Still talking shit about the dead, huh? You just can't let it go.
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-05-29
Right, because this place is just founded in respect.
1 LengthyChode 2019-05-29
We don't shit talk dead people that we knew, you fucking retard.
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-05-29
No, you just promote lies and attempt to ruin peoples lives.
GTFO with your holier than thou shtick.
1 LengthyChode 2019-05-29
You mean like you're doing right now? I keep all my shit to the sub, you're actively opening yourself up to lawsuits (which is ironic considering how you people love litigation).
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-05-29
What lawsuits? lol.
Steve was a great dude but a shit EP and I didn't mind telling him so. And yeah, you punch me in the face at work, on the clock, you bet your ass there's lawsuits a flying. Why do you think he didn't? Shinkle 'bout it..
1 LengthyChode 2019-05-29
Such a great dude that you shit talk him while he's in the grave. You're a bigger worm than The Worm. Not surprising, considering what you are. And I said "opening yourself up to lawsuits", stupid. I know when you hear the word "lawsuit" your dick becomes erect, but it hasn't happened yet, so settle down.
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-05-29
Steve gave up and killed himself. Patrice ate himself to literal death.
I think I'm coming out on top here.
1 LengthyChode 2019-05-29
And now you're dissing Patrice? You people really have no morals or standards. I can't wait until this sub sends you to the nuthouse again, Dovid.
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-05-29
The guy never put money in my pocket. WTF are you talking about.
1 LengthyChode 2019-05-29
Oh, he didn't have you on his show? Yeah, ok.
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-05-29
That was ME putting money in HIS pocket you incredible idiot.
1 LengthyChode 2019-05-29
Because we all know who the real talent is, Daniel Ben Dovid! Fucking delusional.
0 TheBlueAwning 2019-05-29
Let me explain to you how Patrice's show worked.
I would schedule it. I was paid a salary. Coming in on Saturday nights did nothing for my bottom line.
Patrice however, was paid for his time. Every time I booked Patrice, he got paid and I didn't. You're just not aware of how things work, I get it. Just don't start with one thing and move on to another because your point was shot down. Not only did I put cash in his pocket, I raised 15K for his mom.
It's not my fault the mother fucker wouldn't stop drinking juice.
1 LengthyChode 2019-05-29
Look at you, explaining yourself to compete strangers. The nut house is not far away lol.
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-05-29
Look at you, having fully fleshed opinions on complete strangers. Have a good one.
1 LengthyChode 2019-05-29
Look at you, caring what complete strangers think about your pathetic ways. It's gonna be fun driving you even more insane. Have you received any dead mice in the mail recently?
1 Senior_Poster 2019-05-29
Relax you fucking imbecile.
1 LengthyChode 2019-05-29
Just having some fun
1 TheRealJirnNorton 2019-05-29
Was Ben Sparks as big of a lunatic as he was made out to be after he was fired?
1 nikolam 2019-05-29
Qadan Kuhn was a little faggot and got what he deserved.
1 LengthyChode 2019-05-29
Hard to disagree.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-05-29
So does Anthony's current live-in prostitute, who he once had arrested for burglarizing and trashing his house when he dumped her for Dani. We're supposed to be "jealous" of this.
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-05-29
One time, Anthony called some hookers to his place.
Not like, $1000/night hookers. More like local $200 hookers. I sat there thinking, this dude has more money than he knows what to do with, and he spent it on day-shift strippers. Ain't nobody jealous of that.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-05-29
I've never seen the faggot with anything above a 6. He really does prefer the homely ones. Social media pulled back the curtain on the famed "Compound Parties" and what collections of monsters and mutants they really are.
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-05-29
The hottest girls I've ever seen there were guests/girlfriends of other people.
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-05-29
That traffic girl was pretty hot but otherwise you're right
1 AlvinDente 2019-05-29
Can you throw out some ballpark figures as to what those guys make now salary wise? I'm sure you don't know, but can make a good guess. I'm talking Jim, Sam, Travis, Troy.
1 snake6118 2019-05-29
That explains why every guitar is a knockoff of the original. American made is not quite in his price range.
1 TyCobbFuckParty 2019-05-29
Hey joe, how’s the songwriting coming along? You might not have to cosplay as much if you put some effort into making something original. You’ve definitely got some angst hidden away in that fat body of yours.
You could write about being an obese, closeted degenerate who can’t provide for his own child without handouts from more successful people, and the shame it has caused you. Carol is an ugly old cunt too, Lots of material there. Get writing, nigger.
1 Audibledogfarts 2019-05-29
He’d have to work. We all know that isn’t happening. You know how those “people” are
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1 PrinceAlena 2019-05-29
“D.R” Oooo, cryptic! More teenage girl shit from Janice Cumia
Exposed as a pedo enabler and his only recourse is weak veiled threats. Doesn’t sound like the kind of thing an innocent man would do.
6 bovinebrain 2019-05-29
We may be jumping to conclusions thinking D.R. means Danny Ross. It's entirely possible Joe is just threatening his doctor via Twitter.
1 UnemployedOpie 2019-05-29
D.R. = Dead Roe. This man has serious issues.
1 BergStonewall 2019-05-29
Janice Cumia needs to become a thing.
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-05-29
Brother Janice
1 stinkypussay 2019-05-29
Joe is a pedo enabler
1 SteakSauce66 2019-05-29
I’M NOT CRAZY
1 BergStonewall 2019-05-29
Will Nana address this? Or will a "random" account named after a bicentennial reference get retweeted by her in response?
2 Sternacthegreat 2019-05-29
Tony will be firing up his "PhilLeotardo08" account in a few days to address all these new rumors.
1 cro-magnon_sam 2019-05-29
Why does joe threaten everyone? Why cant he behave? Why cant they behave? Tell ant to behave.
1 BrainPainter 2019-05-29
It's that moor DNA in that "Italian" blood.
1 shickadantz 2019-05-29
I don’t particularly care for Danny, but I am absolutely willing to back him up in any altercation should Joe be willing to meet.
I do, however, love Danny’s needling. Please keep it up.
1 Fat-Edge 2019-05-29
Be a shame if he got suspended for this also.
1 Stud_beaner_69 2019-05-29
Hilarious. What you gonna do, sneeze on me and hope I catch aids? I’d absolutely stomp the living fuck out of you, old gay coward
1 Lordtelefonemane 2019-05-29
What did Danny do now? Gain a new listener to Pancakes podcast.