While we're here we might as well pass around the comfort woman. Don't be greedy boys. 5 minutes tops.

21  2019-05-24 by diddlybooba

37 comments

I'm gonna bite it until it pops

that thing is rooted directly into her skeletomuscular structure. You'd bite that belly button and end up picking her up in your teeth like a mother cat carrying her kittens.

Thanks Dr. Beige. Whens the next doc?

I don't know at the moment. I'm doing research.

Jesus Christ, I always assumed she at least had the dignity to wax.

There’s less dignified aspects.

Now imagine the smell.

Paint me like one of your French Guiana girls.

I would.

I'll trade my turn to somebody else for some smokes.

I’m here for the gangbang

Im here for the blowbang. When shit gets to nasty I getstoo running oh lord

No fun if it’s just one.

Hell yeah.

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SAVED.

Unkempt cunt, punchable stomach, mosquito bite tits, and xenomorph-like arms. I have nothing clever to say, she's just gross.

I have nothing clever to say, she's just gross.

I don't know man, the xenomorph arms bit was pretty solid. Don't beat yourself up

Lips tightly pursed like she’s always ready to cut your face with a straight razor.

u/BeigeFrequency

Why is she trying to emulate Lenny’s body?

Yo ma, you gotta clean up that choche

Me likey

That bellybutton is where the schizophrenia lives.

Is there a cock tucked between those thighs?

God just get that fucking thing lanced would you? Please??

It looks like an umbilical hernia and would be easy to fix. If there weren't any complications she'd probably be out of the hospital in a day or two. Is American healthcare really that prohibitively expensive?

Pretty much. I'm over a hundred thousand dollars in debt due to a recurring shoulder injury. They're never getting a dime from me, those cocksuckers.

That's fucked up. Apart from prescription medications and elective surgeries like getting an unsightly mole or something removed, we don't get bills for any medical treatment.

Good for you.

We’re dying over here.

Yes.

Yes.

With a bush like that you know the asshole is a hairy disaster

Jesus, not even an average bitch. Way below average. Easy pass.

terrible.

just terrible

Christ, even negresses like Nia and Von would have the decency to have that removed.

Nice Lady Di arms, stupid.

I was gonna jerk off after I was able to tear myself away from this rapture that's occurred in the last 2 days but now that's not going to happen

If you put your thumb over the belly button area, she actually looks fuckable