I made this old catcher’s mitt squirt back in HS. P.S.- Have fun raising my kids, Joe...you old faggot!

1  2019-09-13 by Somerville_Dan

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Carol has bad taste in men. Definitely likes the blue collar type, which is what Joe would be if he had an actual job and didn't live off of his $60k allowance from his little brother.

Joe would be the orange jumpsuit type by now if his faggot brother hadn’t been eager and amusing back in the day.

That guy looks like every construction worker I've ever seen.

Wow that rugged guy looks like he should be in a biker gang, what a cool leather jacket on his shoulder too!

Carol actually has some semblance of happiness on her face, unlike the photos she posts with James Hefner.

There's a small chance that, many decades ago before Father Time, a 30 a day smoking habit and general bitterness took their toll, Carol was ok-ish to look at. In a trashy, will eat your ass on the first date, Long Island garbage kind of way. If so, it was at least four decades before she ever met Tits Cumia.

She would be classed as quite fuckable - was that like 50 years ago?

That's one of Joe's sugar daddies so of course he's going to DMCA this.

I didn't know she was fucking Tippy Tom