Daily reminder that Joe Cumia is a middle of the road guitar player who plays other artist's music then acts like he accomplished something.

1  2019-10-01 by FatBoyThomasApostle

6 comments

He dmca's this video every time that it's posted. Probably because he's embarrassed at his sub-par performance. Or maybe it's the way he waddles around like he has a metal rod shoved up his asshole. u/Doxxer100 comment? What is it about this video that irks you so?

Or maybe it's that he showed up to shred at a competition for teenagers that no adult in their right mind would ever sign up for.

A rare shot of him without his trademark white Nike AirBoomers

Every time you go to Guitar Center, there's always one of these idiots there, spending hours playing the same blues scale on every guitar with the amp volume cranked. Shit, I just wanted to pick up some new strings, and instead some Boomer moron with something to prove is blasting sonic diarrhea everywhere. Every time.

I used to work at GC, joeH is the exact person i hated seeing walk through the door. Fat, know it all boomer who can’t wait to show off to everyone there. If he walked into the Panera that i’m asst manager of, i’d have a similar sinking feeling. Cuz he’s fat and he’d eat everything, you see.

He’s dress like a sloppy asshole.