"Ya taking a picture for ya friends online Joey? Make it quick, Carol's stench is making my eyes water"

1  2019-10-01 by cascadingneck

13 comments

Can you be more self absorbed?

Of course he can, he’s a Cumia.

I find it curious that he hasn't posted a pic of a big stack of chips at the blackjack table yet.....

True but it's like Carol when you assume she's dry: it's in the pipeline

He got the ghouls!

If somebody explained reddit to her, Fran might become a poster on here. She looks sick of being in the Cumia business.

Imagine paying for a vacation for your worthless nephew and he spends the entire time whining about the internet and asking you to take pics with him to "own Redditard". If she doesn't stab him by the end of this trip she's a saint.

Joe with the cast of Young Frankenstein.

"Aren't you a little old for this, Joey?"

"Nah, Aunt Fran, I'm taking these pics to own the Redditards!"

"... the what?"

"There's this group of online terrorists..."

"Online... where?!"

Aunt Fran scans the line at the buffet

"I don't see any terrorists..."

"No, on the computer!"

"You're scared of people on the computer?! Your father was right, you are a faggot."

"Nah, Aunt Fran, you don't understand..."

"No, I do. You're a little bitch just like your brother."

"Aunt Fran..."

"Can it, queer"

Aunt Fran rules

Looks like someone's having a Bloody Mary to help her cope with the upcoming day

Carol really is an ugly bitch. How could anyone be happy to be with a ghoul like that?

I'm sure nobody will use that picture of Carol's fat eggplant head in any embarrassing photoshops.