My brother is an actual vet served during the first gulf war and never talks up his time or wears clothing or hats displays his service. Joe's an attention seeking queer who wants people to thank him for serving during peace time and peeling spuds.
My grandfather got a purple heart from being shot down in korea and never talked about any of his military experiences. I didnt find out about most of it until after he died.
“We had two Chinese Gibsons, seventy-five pieces of Sons of Anarchy accessories, five black hoodies, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine (I quit back in the day, cold turkey 😎), and a whole galaxy of multi-colored AIRBORNE hats, Nike AirBoomers, a pair of Husky Levi’s, KP... Also, a quart of kid spit, a quart of Jameson, a case of Bud Light, a pint of minority kid spit, and two dozen pads for Carol (she’s a squirter). Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious shit collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the spit. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an kid spit binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.”
Show us your DD214 like you promised you would, u/Doxxer100 faggot. You didn't do shit in the military yet act like you stormed the beaches of Normandy. I saw a video of one of your recent gigs and you were talking to the crowd and of course you mentioned "serving" the country, then you waited for applause, milking it for all it's worth. Fucking pathetic. I also looked up major military operations involving the 82nd airborne between 77-81 the years you "served" and they didn't do jack fucking shit except prepare to MAYBE drop into Zaire, which they ultimately did not do.
Moo Tits looks like he's have a great time. Does he think that intensely faggoty pose impresses people? He couldn't even check in before he started posing for selfies? Queer.
That face is because he knows if he posts this selfie we will make hundreds of jokes about it, but like the 12 year old girls his brother grooms, he can't just not take a selfie. What a dilemma.
A v-neck and shitty-decal hat?!? Watch out guys, we gotta high roller here! I hear he’s related to THE Antwan Kumiya. Mess with him and his baby brother will throw racial remarks at your Asian and Nubian female blackjack dealers...
This is the kind of shit you'd see on Dexter where Dexter finds a killer's Photobucket and they have tons of selfies with their victims in the background.
58 comments
13 TheCumiaBusiness 2019-09-30
If you vacation in Vegas, then you’re an asshole
2 sheba_sheba 2019-09-30
Joe "if you vacation in Vegas....you might be an asshole" Foxworthy
12 PatricksWaterheadBro 2019-09-30
What is even the point of this selfie? He is such a retarded boomer idiot
10 I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-09-30
Look at the centre of the image and the answer presents itself.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2019-09-30
Chilling.
7 Single_Action_Army 2019-09-30
To show you he's an Airborne VETERAN, you MILLENNIAL twerp! He's jumped out of PLANES and doesn't NEED a DD214 to prove it.
3 dan7546 2019-09-30
My brother is an actual vet served during the first gulf war and never talks up his time or wears clothing or hats displays his service. Joe's an attention seeking queer who wants people to thank him for serving during peace time and peeling spuds.
1 moleguy9k 2019-09-30
My grandfather got a purple heart from being shot down in korea and never talked about any of his military experiences. I didnt find out about most of it until after he died.
6 Psych555 2019-09-30
What is even the point of Joe's entire life? He is such a retarded, ugly, boomer idiot.
6 wbgreen 2019-09-30
What is the point of calling it a vacation when you don't have a job?
6 yevyoyevyo 2019-09-30
Those classy marble floors. He's living in the lap of luxury
1 joemoomia 2019-09-30
Yes, Moo Breasts is entering a world of luxury few have ever experienced, except for the 750,000 other people that have stayed there this year.
1 TheWelfareMan 2019-09-30
He needs the attention on Facebook
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-09-30
he is taking a picture of that kid.... why do the cumia boys always take creep shots of kids?
12 GroovyBastard 2019-09-30
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert when the childspit began to take hold.
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-09-30
He was too stupid to live, too dumb to die
11 IronCock_ 2019-09-30
We can stop here! This is fag country!
9 suirogerg 2019-09-30
“We had two Chinese Gibsons, seventy-five pieces of Sons of Anarchy accessories, five black hoodies, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine (I quit back in the day, cold turkey 😎), and a whole galaxy of multi-colored AIRBORNE hats, Nike AirBoomers, a pair of Husky Levi’s, KP... Also, a quart of kid spit, a quart of Jameson, a case of Bud Light, a pint of minority kid spit, and two dozen pads for Carol (she’s a squirter). Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious shit collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the spit. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an kid spit binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.”
9 PatricksWaterheadBro 2019-09-30
As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit. You won't need much childspit, just a tiny taste.
7 -BanDodger- 2019-09-30
Loses all his money at the shitty casino from Vegas vacation.
5 The_Rev_Al_Jolson 2019-09-30
It's really AntH's money
3 TaumpyTearsxyz 2019-09-30
I’d love to go there. Pick a number is my shit.
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-09-30
It's Plinko or nothin for me, brotherman.
7 Brotherman_1 2019-09-30
More stolen valor
5 Red_Head_On_A_Stick 2019-09-30
You just know he's limping into every bar and restaurant to get more attention while wearing that hat. A truly hatable wop.
3 Hard7Blue 2019-09-30
But how would people compliment him on his colossal 6'1" stature if he was limping everywhere?
7 nicecarfaggot 2019-09-30
Show us your DD214 like you promised you would, u/Doxxer100 faggot. You didn't do shit in the military yet act like you stormed the beaches of Normandy. I saw a video of one of your recent gigs and you were talking to the crowd and of course you mentioned "serving" the country, then you waited for applause, milking it for all it's worth. Fucking pathetic. I also looked up major military operations involving the 82nd airborne between 77-81 the years you "served" and they didn't do jack fucking shit except prepare to MAYBE drop into Zaire, which they ultimately did not do.
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-09-30
Another account, abducted! Rest now, brotherman. Your work here is done.
1 McGowan9 2019-09-30
How great would it have been if they had and Joe had got captured, raped and tortured by the Congolese. "Death by chi chi."
1 runneroffortune79 2019-09-30
I have a feeling Joe wouldn’t consider that torture....
1 McGowan9 2019-09-30
Good point.
7 FungoBatGump 2019-09-30
punk bitch waited til he was checking out to show any clues as to where he was.
6 Christopher_Barton 2019-09-30
Of course there are two children he's really taking a photo of. Probably a treat for his friend Kurt Love or his admitted pedo brother.
5 ROtheHO69 2019-09-30
The purchase of this hat, like his collection of guitars, put money into the coffers of the chinese communist party.
5 Single_Action_Army 2019-09-30
Cruises, Vegas, and Disneyworld as vacation destinations. The most white trash you could possibly get.
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-09-30
Cumias like taking white trash vacations because it implies that they are white.
5 joemoomia 2019-09-30
Moo Tits looks like he's have a great time. Does he think that intensely faggoty pose impresses people? He couldn't even check in before he started posing for selfies? Queer.
2 late_50s_why 2019-09-30
Red face equals liver failure
1 joemoomia 2019-09-30
He looks like shit after his two-stop ultra-budget flight that he'll pretend was just like a luxury trip on the Concorde.
4 OperationPolybius 2019-09-30
Stephen Paddock
1 OpiesBulge 2019-09-30
I hope the staff there reports him.
3 yevyoyevyo 2019-09-30
My uncle was a navy seal and I've never seen him wear an article of clothing that indicates a military background
2 I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-09-30
His mole is getting larger and darker.
:)
1 JoeCumiasNeckElastic 2019-09-30
We can only hope that little mole is taking root in his dumb fuckin hotdog brain.
2 JarJarThePotato 2019-09-30
Oh jee that's a tough guy right there!
Look at that mean face an 82nd cap.
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-09-30
Joe "Actual Toughguy, Child" Cumia
1 SueFuckedAnt 2019-09-30
MGM grand sucks
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-09-30
They haven't put out a good Clark Gable picture in years.
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-09-30
We were right outside of Barstow when the child spit kicked in
1 JaySchuler 2019-09-30
Looks like every casino in the world. Cool selfie, doofus.
1 Absoludacris1 2019-09-30
Queeeeeefaaaaa, Las Vegas
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-09-30
That face is because he knows if he posts this selfie we will make hundreds of jokes about it, but like the 12 year old girls his brother grooms, he can't just not take a selfie. What a dilemma.
1 HackComic630 2019-09-30
A v-neck and shitty-decal hat?!? Watch out guys, we gotta high roller here! I hear he’s related to THE Antwan Kumiya. Mess with him and his baby brother will throw racial remarks at your Asian and Nubian female blackjack dealers...
1 JoeCumiasNeckElastic 2019-09-30
Yeah dude, brother Joe don’t wear no v-neck.
1 TacolasCage 2019-09-30
This is the kind of shit you'd see on Dexter where Dexter finds a killer's Photobucket and they have tons of selfies with their victims in the background.
1 suirogerg 2019-09-30
u/quasi100 can we get this archived? SlowJoe is going to be DMCA it for sure
1 Toss__Pot 2019-09-30
u/quasi101 is our guy for that one
1 suirogerg 2019-09-30
Sorry about that. u/quasi101 can we get this one archived?