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You tried this for a year without any success, children.

But thanks for the screengrab.

You are just hilariously bad at this.

Hi, here's a backup of all the posts you've made

http://opieandanthonyarchives.com/fatrick-reddit.html .

I counted 1,641. In 340 comments (roughly 1/5). You have used the word child or children. Is that because you are in a fact a pedophile
#just_asking_questions

Hero

You only respond when we hit a nerve, just like when you cheated in the marathon. There is something to find here

No, child. I only respond when you make me laugh at your incompetence. Which is often, but this time was a cackle.

There was never anything to find here, little one. You fell into a trap set by a different set of trolls exactly like you, pushing exactly the same lies.

No, all the evidence points to the fact you cheated at that marathon, you lying creep. And the SFWA does an awful lot of covering for questionable people.

No evidence points to either of those conclusions, child.

Just your delusions.

Is that why you were caught on film protesting an anti-pedophilia group?

Notice he ignores this one.

Because he’s a fucking coward who never grew up.

You finished in the bottom 9% and you cheated

Wrong again, child. I finished in the top 91% . would've finished higher, but I had a sore udder that day, sweetie.

No evidence points to you having a daughter, child.

"Hi, here's a backup of all the posts you've made

http://opieandanthonyarchives.com/fatrick-reddit.html .

I counted 1,641. In 340 comments (roughly 1/5). You have used the word child or children. Is that because you are in a fact a pedophile /#just_asking_questions"

That's 342 out of 1643. Upping that ratio.

holy fuck this pedo is OBSESSED

Are you calling Moria Greyland a liar?

Call me a progressive, but I tend to believe all women. Not all of us can be badass meme gun toting conservatives like Patty.

You're not smart enough to cultivate a poker face. You're such a thin skinned, reactionary narcissist that you instantly react to any allegations that hit close to home.

Sputter and deny all you want, but the evidence presented, and - more importantly - your reactions to them indicate that you did indeed intend to cheat at the mini-marathon and then boast, and that there is definitely something to all of this pedo talk. We'll find out. We always do.

Also, the Bagel Boss is better known and has a bigger following than you. Think about that, childy child-child.

You're just mad at how obvious it's become that you are incapable of forming a real argument of any kind, child.

The only delusional one here is you, child.

Nice ratio, stupid.

Your overuse of the word child is going to come off really creepy to anybody who ends up looking into you.

What about "leave it alone" do you not understand, child

I'm sure its frustrating that you have no argument or proof against our claims. And that the little scifi pedophile house of cards is about to come crashing down. All you can do is desperately scramble to have our posts removed and pray nobody finds out what's really going on. Times up bub.

Great username. JS is the ultimate male, and a great father, unlike a certain faggot Sci-fi author we know.

Why is this your life?

Why do you fantasize about everyone being a child? That’s seriously twisted. I don’t blame Adrienne for keeping her kid away from you.

Hey fatass, why did you ignore my question? I asked, are you calling Moria Greyland a liar?

Lol you signed your daughters rights away and Jonathan Snyder is probably railing Adrienne like you never could. You cheated at that half marathon and you most definitely are a fatass.

You couldn't even pull the trigger when Adrienne left you but you decided to write about it anyway. You're an attention seeking narcissist.

Edit: Something not funny about this one?

Except we aren't incompetent, are we? You would ignore us if this had no credibility. You are sweating more than usual. Have another drink and send a few Tweets. The law will catch up with you sooner or later and the court system will not be kind. Those with your predilections are sentenced harshly. The police, the judge, your fellow inmates will all see you as we do.

When you cackled, did everybody else at Hooligan's look over their shoulders like they were really annoyed then returned back to their conversations?

Where's the trap? You're not some genius manipulator; you're just a mediocre loser.

I believe you when you say we make you laugh.

You then join us and comment with us; proving you are suffering no emotional distress by our antics because you seek us out and engage us.

"Case dismissed!"

Oopsie doodles!

You don’t understand, Patrick. This is war. This will never end until you either admit that Norm MacDonald is funny, or you are completely destroyed. Even Dr. Jordan Peterson has fired shots at you.

Surrender now and make do with what’s left of your dead career, you #PedoApologist.

You sound scared, child.

Oopsie doodles. Wouldnt want you legion of fans attacking us!! Oh yeah they don't give a single shit about you.

Lmao now we know we've struck a nerve, fat boy. Responded within 15 minutes

Jordan Peterson is already on board, child

PedoPropagandist

Bergers always gets me. Pattys a sick man

Berjers

Lol you went so long without commenting in this sub too. You just can't help yourself can you?

Hilariously bad describes your career, child

And his sexual stamina

And his parenting ability.

You aligned with Cat Rambo, and refused to believe Moira Greyland when she bravely stepped forward with her story of abuse.

You counter-protested against people who were protesting against the proliferation of pedophiles in the sci-fi community at World Con, then lied about them being "Nazis" chanting "blood and soil" until video evidence of the truth surfaced.

You immediately jumped to jokes about the Catholic Church and pedophilia in that "Me and My Drunken Sexually Confused Loser Friends" video, ala James Gunn (who you probably defended).

Then there's whatever happened to get Adrienne to force you to stay away from her child. What does she know?

And your use of the word "child" in debates. Not only does this show that you aren't smart or creative enough to let your points stand upon their own merits, it's also a tactic used to establish a power dynamic.

We have your number, Pat. And unlike Ben Shapiro, you can't block us.

Fat fucking loser

Niki is going to leave you for one of us

All of us, comrade

5k gone from someone that should eat Special K. There that joke was the calibur of anything you write. Awful.

What's your workout routine? How much do you bench? I've noticed that you're in good shape so these questions interest me

Why don't you actually do something? You believe the Republican Party is the new Nazi party. Would you go back in time and try to debate Nazis? Keyboard warrior, pig. This is your violent, harmful rhetoric worded in a way to make you understand you run your mouth, you don't know what the words actually mean. Impotent, terrible author.

Why did you quit the half-marathon once your previous cheating was exposed by me and others?

Where are the photos of you running the out-and-back segments? Seems like an easy way to own your trolls, isn’t it? I find it very damning that you can’t produce such easy evidence to refute our claims of cheating, preferring to fold up your tent and waddle away, similar in gait to the way you looked walking the Brewers Half Marathon. You’re not someone who has self-awareness so the only logical answer is that you’re guilty and just want it to go away. It won’t. Ever. You lost that one.

You’re a childish, arrogant bore and a hypocrite who looked the other way when Cat Rambo and her gang of fellow travelers shit on a brave and outspoken survivor of child sexual abuse. You did it to further your “career” and you would do so again because you know you aren’t talented enough to get the meager attention you so crave based on talent alone. You’re a loser and we’ve got your number, child, and it’s only a matter of time before the facts about your horrible record of misogyny, racism, and pedophile apology is brought to the forefront. It’s all your fault too, Patrick. Shut up for a week and you’d have been forgotten. You could be at Hooligan’s right now holding up the bar and boring everyone with your ill-gotten finisher’s medal. You just couldn’t leave it alone.

That’s why you suck, above all else, Patrick. That’s why you suck.

And he's fat.

We made you pay twitter $5000 lol

I think we're hilariously good at this.....child.

You are just hilariously bad at this.

You sure hang out here a lot then. Seems odd that you'd keep such close tabs.

I want to thank you for blessing our sub with your presence, Patrick. Morale can get low at times but these occasional reminders that you continue to spend hours of your time reading all of our comments is just the kind of shot in the arm we needed. Indeed, but I guess thats why youre the internet's #1 troll hunter and that fool Logan Lynn has a tweet pinned telling everyone that his email has been "ghosted." Unlike Patrick the Conquerer, that clown has to ask people to reach out and confirm that any emails from him are real, can you imagine? Maybe give him some tips, Pat.

Also, does your daughter even call you Dad? Do you actually believe you will be able to form a normal, healthy relationship with her once she's 18 and legally allowed to spend more time with you?

You paid $5k to get your twitter back, little nothing. Why is this your life?

What do you think is your best attribute, your fatness or stupidity?

You're a plagiarist, child!

You're hilariously bad at everything you attempt.

Will you pay another $5,000 of your fat wife's money to get your precious check mark back once your brand of pedophile apology is cancelled again, child?

Why do you and "cat rambo" victim shame Moira Greyland? Why don't you have visitation rights to your children you fat uneducated low life?

This had nothing to do with you but if the shoe fits....

Hey Fatrick remember when SEVENTEEN THOUSAND people laughed at a picture of you and your claim that you're an "actual tough guy in real life"? No wonder you drink so much, you'd probably off yourself if you had to look at yourself in the mirror sober

You spent $5,000 of your wife’s money to get back on Twitter. We clearly won. Go back to sucking the bull’s cum out of your wife’s holes.