Timestamp UTC	Comment Subreddit	Username	Comment Message
2019-12-13 08:03:46	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You sure didn't. And never will.
2019-12-13 08:03:29	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. I'm saving everyone from your degenerate community. I'm saving them from having to see your bile, and saving them from the chance of being your next innocent target. And no, child. if anyone gets locked up as a result of your obsessive stalking and harassment, it's going to be you.
2019-12-13 08:02:08	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. You do. And the only reason any of you laugh at me is to stop from crying at yourselves. And no, child. The only people who laugh at rape/misogyny jokes are rapists and misogynists. Decent people know they're never jokes, and never funny. Decent people know what they're trying to normalize and excuse. You laugh at them, because you are the only misogynist here. And always will be.
2019-12-13 07:59:20	autism	patrickstomlinson	That's true, child. You've never been right about anything in your life.
2019-12-13 07:57:26	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You're not. And yes, child. You most certainly are. Every day. Multiple times a day. I'm all you think about. That's an obsession, child.
2019-12-13 07:56:39	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. It doesn't. What I did on Twitter was call out a liar, much like I'm doing now.
2019-12-13 07:56:05	autism	patrickstomlinson	Not how irony works, child.
2019-12-13 07:55:51	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong as always, child.
2019-12-13 07:05:05	autism	patrickstomlinson	Could not care less, child.
2019-12-13 06:58:17	autism	patrickstomlinson	There's a difference between typos and not know proper grammar, child.
2019-12-13 06:57:19	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child It doesn't. And no, child. I'm not.
2019-12-13 06:56:50	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong as always, child.
2019-12-13 06:56:38	autism	patrickstomlinson	I am none of those things, child. That's your obsessive delusions talking again.
2019-12-13 06:18:04	autism	patrickstomlinson	Good luck. Now leave me alone.
2019-12-13 06:17:29	autism	patrickstomlinson	I would have to start lying first, child.
2019-12-13 06:12:36	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. it doesn't.
2019-12-13 06:10:47	autism	patrickstomlinson	If it is matched with action, yes.
2019-12-13 06:10:08	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. It isn't right. I have never lied to any of you, about anything, and never will. Your obsessive hatred of me requires you to believe I'm lying, because the facts do not fit your delusional narrative. So you make up stories about me, forget that they were made up, and it becomes gospel among your strange little hater cult. But the fact remains I have not lied to you, and never will.
2019-12-13 06:08:19	autism	patrickstomlinson	"[A]llow your wife to divorce you in the first place?" What decade do you believe this is, child?
2019-12-13 05:57:17	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. You have.
2019-12-13 05:55:30	autism	patrickstomlinson	Give it time.
2019-12-13 05:53:53	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. It actually doesn't.
2019-12-13 05:53:26	autism	patrickstomlinson	It's just continuously shocking how stupid you are, child.
2019-12-13 05:49:44	autism	patrickstomlinson	Must have lost another account for harassment, huh child?
2019-12-13 05:47:11	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong as always, child. I have never lied, to any of you, about anything. It has never happened, and will never happen.
2019-12-13 05:46:37	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yep.
2019-12-13 05:46:21	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. It isn't one or the other.
2019-12-13 05:46:04	autism	patrickstomlinson	Everyone, child. And you still haven't had a thought in your life.
2019-12-13 05:45:39	autism	patrickstomlinson	I do not engage your harassment, child. I do not seek you out. I defend myself from your lies and attacks when you obsessively stalk me online and in real life. Nothing more. And no, your target fighting back does not justify your attacks.
2019-12-13 05:09:54	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. it doesn't.
2019-12-13 05:07:30	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child.
2019-12-13 05:07:16	autism	patrickstomlinson	I'm not the host, child. I'm the surgeon.
2019-12-13 05:06:10	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. You do. And yes, child. They have, and will continue to.
2019-12-13 05:05:25	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You have not. And yes, child, it really can.
2019-12-13 05:04:59	autism	patrickstomlinson	You have never had a thought in your life, child.
2019-12-13 05:02:54	autism	patrickstomlinson	You are incredibly gullible, child.
2019-12-13 05:01:40	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You're not. You're deeply obsessed, and need professional help.
2019-12-13 05:01:00	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. That's just your insane ramblings again.
2019-12-13 05:00:26	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. You do. And yes, child, you are. Clinically. And yes, child. Rape/misogyny jokes only serve to normalize and excuse the behavior. That's their purpose. A purpose you support and contribute to. Because you are a misogynist.
2019-12-13 04:59:11	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I'm still not.
2019-12-13 04:57:53	autism	patrickstomlinson	The plain truth is you have never linked to my post, and never will, child.
2019-12-13 04:57:33	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong as always, child. All of my views are those of a true and intellectually consistent conservative, and I most certainly do hold family values close.
2019-12-13 04:56:02	autism	patrickstomlinson	Never did, child.
2019-12-13 04:55:50	autism	patrickstomlinson	Never started, child.
2019-12-13 04:55:27	autism	patrickstomlinson	Still never have, child.
2019-12-13 04:55:18	autism	patrickstomlinson	Except neither of those are facts, child.
2019-12-13 04:54:57	autism	patrickstomlinson	Very different, child. Donald Trump is a threat to every person on the face of the planet. He is the most dangerous person to live since Hitler. Fighting against his corruption of our laws, institutions, traditions, Constitution, and basic human decency is a moral imperative. Nor have I ever done or said anything about Trump that compares to what your deranged community has engaged in. Everything I have said about him is unequivically true, while everything you have said about me are unequivically lies. I have never sent him death threats, left fake 1 star reviews on his books, sent fraudulently ordered food to his residence, physically stalked him, or any of the other multitude of attempts to harass and defame him as you have done to me for, quitely literally, no reason. And you're not my tormentors, child. You're obsessed losers.
2019-12-12 05:32:30	autism	patrickstomlinson	Also both true, child.
2019-12-12 05:26:52	autism	patrickstomlinson	The only ones losing here is your community, child. But, you seem to love losing to me, so I oblige you.
2019-12-12 05:26:05	autism	patrickstomlinson	The police got involved when you couldn't help yourselves anymore and started committing felonies, child.
2019-12-12 05:25:24	autism	patrickstomlinson	That is correct, child. You are indeed all wrong, and always have been.
2019-12-12 05:24:39	autism	patrickstomlinson	It seems that way to you because you are stupid, child.
2019-12-12 04:20:17	autism	patrickstomlinson	I don't need to look at it to plainly see the truth, child. you have never linked to my post, even though other posters in this thread have with no issue. You never will, because you already learned that real people read it and end up cheering it because they don't have patience for fascists either. Embrace your cowardice, and move on with your life.
2019-12-12 04:18:19	autism	patrickstomlinson	There are no onlookers, child. There's just you, spinning your wheels, burning yourself up with your obsession.
2019-12-12 04:16:45	autism	patrickstomlinson	You spend much more than 5 minutes a day feeding your self-destructive obsession with me, child. And yes, normalizing rape and misogyny is more harmful than fighting fascism. You only believe differently because you are a misogynist. Thank goodness your daughters are a figment of your imagination, or they would be in very real danger.
2019-12-12 04:14:36	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. You are mentally ill for obsessing over a post you read many months ago and continuing to create new harassment accounts to lie about a stranger every day, multiple times a day. That's something a person with a mental illness does.
2019-12-12 04:12:28	marvelstudios	patrickstomlinson	And you are wrong again, child. As always.
2019-12-12 04:12:00	autism	patrickstomlinson	You are all of those things, child. And no, you don't know anything about my writing, as you have not read any of it. Merely lied about doing so. And yes, child. 1300 words a day is plenty enough to finish three or even four novels in a year. You know nothing about reading. You know nothing about writing. You know nothing.
2019-12-12 04:10:07	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child. It's just you.
2019-12-12 04:09:08	autism	patrickstomlinson	I've already won the battle against you, child. And I'm plenty productive as it is, thank you. This just takes up a few minutes a day to rub your noses in your failure.
2019-12-12 04:08:22	autism	patrickstomlinson	It sounds that way to you because you are stupid, child.
2019-12-12 04:07:52	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child. I stopped for months. It drove you all mad, you doubled and tripled down until I had no choice but to deal with you. That's when you lost your subs. You are trying to blame your target for your illegal behavior, child. I'd tell you to take responsibility for your actions, but I know you are incapable of it. Stop, and I will never think or speak of you again. And that's the one thing that scares you the very most. You define yourself from your "fight" against me, even though it's a fight you always lose.
2019-12-12 04:05:12	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. Nothing can refute the facts that he was lying, and so are you.
2019-12-12 04:04:37	autism	patrickstomlinson	Never did either, child.
2019-12-12 04:03:46	autism	patrickstomlinson	None have you have ever flustered me, child.
2019-12-12 04:02:45	autism	patrickstomlinson	What you think doesn't matter, child.
2019-12-12 04:02:32	autism	patrickstomlinson	Never have, child.
2019-12-12 04:01:39	autism	patrickstomlinson	Oh, honey. I have bad news for you. The third book in the contract lights off a new series. How are you going to handle your complete and utter failure to harm my career in any way after dedicating more than a year of every waking moment of your life to the goal of trying to hurt a total stranger? My fans buy my books by the thousands, child. You are not fans. You are pathetic dead enders whose numbers dwindle into the abyss.
2019-12-11 10:13:20	autism	patrickstomlinson	You are not a random dude, child. You are a cyberstalker who can't get over a post he saw many months ago because his clinical obsession is devouring his mind. As I've said before, you do not care about women, protecting women, or anything but yourself. Your friends joke about rape. You joke about rape. Becasue you are a misogynist and a fascism apologist.
2019-12-11 10:04:39	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. I reminded you again of your obsession and the fact you need help.
2019-12-11 10:03:21	autism	patrickstomlinson	You are clinically obsessed, child. You need help.
2019-12-11 09:58:46	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You are the obsessed ones. You follow me around everywhere, every day. You pour over every detail of my life. I am your whole world. While none of you matter to me, or anyone. As soon as you stop, you will stop existing. And we both know it. This is all you have.
2019-12-11 09:57:10	autism	patrickstomlinson	Following me around is all you do, child. This is your life now. You have nothing else.
2019-12-11 09:56:31	autism	patrickstomlinson	You are not my fans, child. You are clinically obsessed cyberstalkers and criminals.
2019-12-11 09:55:27	autism	patrickstomlinson	I don't project, child. You are obsessed, and mentally ill.
2019-12-11 09:55:07	autism	patrickstomlinson	Because he was lying, child. Just like you are.
2019-12-11 09:54:29	autism	patrickstomlinson	You have never linked to my post, child. And you never will. Deal with your cowardice, face your self-destructive obsession, and move on with your life.
2019-12-11 09:53:16	autism	patrickstomlinson	You never have been, child. Prospects aren't looking good for the future, either.
2019-12-11 09:16:33	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Any history book.
2019-12-11 09:05:03	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. Your clinical obsession means you are trapped here, forever.
2019-12-11 09:03:27	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong as always, child.
2019-12-11 09:03:15	marvelstudios	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. You are.
2019-12-11 09:03:03	autism	patrickstomlinson	You have never linked to my post, child. And you never will. Get over your failure and cowrdice and move on with your life.
2019-12-11 09:02:29	marvelstudios	patrickstomlinson	It doesn't make sense to you because you are stupid, child.
2019-12-11 09:02:05	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You have not. You have nothing to say, and never will. All you are doing is feeding yor clinical obsession. You need professional help.
2019-12-11 09:01:25	marvelstudios	patrickstomlinson	Not happening, child.
2019-12-11 09:01:14	autism	patrickstomlinson	That would also be rape, child.
2019-12-11 09:00:56	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You do not, and never will.
2019-12-11 09:00:16	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child. That's you again, child.
2019-12-11 08:59:49	marvelstudios	patrickstomlinson	You tell me, child. You obsess over each and every one of them.
2019-12-11 08:59:29	marvelstudios	patrickstomlinson	Never have, child.
2019-12-11 08:59:08	autism	patrickstomlinson	Your continued obsession with my body is very telling, child.
2019-12-11 08:58:37	autism	patrickstomlinson	Doesn't matter who you were talking about, child.
2019-12-11 08:58:02	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I haven't been on reddit in almost a day.
2019-12-11 06:25:35	marvelstudios	patrickstomlinson	Your question isn't pertinent and does not require or deserve an answer, child. Get professional help for your obsession.
2019-12-11 06:18:44	autism	patrickstomlinson	You are not autistic, child. You're an obsessed cyberstalking loser, but that's not at all the same thing.
2019-12-11 06:17:56	marvelstudios	patrickstomlinson	Never have, child.
2019-12-11 06:17:40	marvelstudios	patrickstomlinson	Hush, child.
2019-12-11 06:17:16	marvelstudios	patrickstomlinson	Your obsession with every asspect of my life is very telling, child.
2019-12-11 06:15:11	autism	patrickstomlinson	You are confused again, child.
2019-12-11 06:14:29	autism	patrickstomlinson	You have never turned anyone on, child. And never will.
2019-12-11 06:13:57	autism	patrickstomlinson	You have never linked to my post, child. This is a fact. Deal with it and move on with your miserable life.
2019-12-11 06:13:21	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. Fighting fascists does not make someone a fascism apologist. That's not how any of those words work. And no, child, your fake quote is not true.
2019-12-11 06:12:15	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You haven't. And no, child. you won't. All you will do is continue to feed your obsession.
2019-12-11 06:11:37	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. It doesn't. Yes, child. You are.
2019-12-11 06:11:19	autism	patrickstomlinson	Unretouched pics will show that you are lying, child. And yes, I wore a Packer hat to a Packer game at Lambeau Field in December. You are just, monumentally stupid.
2019-12-11 06:10:11	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child, there isn't. And no child, she isn't.
2019-12-11 06:09:09	marvelstudios	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I'm not supposed to be an author. I just am one.
2019-12-11 06:08:14	autism	patrickstomlinson	That's because you're a bad person, child.
2019-12-11 06:07:35	autism	patrickstomlinson	That also didn't happen, child.
2019-12-11 06:06:59	autism	patrickstomlinson	But you actually are, child. Always and only.
2019-12-11 06:06:40	autism	patrickstomlinson	Never have, child.
2019-12-11 06:06:09	marvelstudios	patrickstomlinson	The Hill failed to fulfil their agreements because they are unethical, child. Much like you.
2019-12-11 06:01:02	autism	patrickstomlinson	None of the above is remotely true, child. You cling to these obsessive conspiracy theories because you use them as a self-soothing method to avoid facing your own wasteland of a life.
2019-12-10 06:15:48	marvelstudios	patrickstomlinson	Even the best screenwriters only give a performance its bones. Directors give it flesh, and actors breath in life.
2019-12-10 06:13:17	autism	patrickstomlinson	Mmmm, using slurs against the developmentally disabled on a sub dedicated to autism. Really showing your true colors today, child.
2019-12-10 06:10:42	autism	patrickstomlinson	That is exactly what a fascism apologist would say, child. And that "quote" is an often repeated lie.
2019-12-10 06:09:28	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. I know you couldn't care less about facts or telling the truth.
2019-12-10 06:08:32	autism	patrickstomlinson	It's not there because you never linked to it, child.
2019-12-10 06:07:50	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong as always, child. I'm not down anything, as I 've already made my investment back. My book sales are not low, and I have another one on the way. You have not exposed me as a marathon cheater, because that's simply a delusional conspiracy theory you cling to with no evidence supporting it. And I still don't own any Star Wars toys, child. Your delusions are becoming more intense with each passing day. You need to get help before you self destruct. Violence
2019-12-10 06:05:10	autism	patrickstomlinson	I have neither, child.
2019-12-10 06:04:49	autism	patrickstomlinson	Have fun with your obvious photoshop, child.
2019-12-10 06:04:16	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child. And just like that troll, you are also lying.
2019-12-10 06:03:34	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child.
2019-12-10 06:03:20	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child, there isn't.
2019-12-10 06:02:58	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. It doesn't.
2019-12-10 06:02:37	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. It doesn't. And yes, child. You are.
2019-12-10 06:02:05	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. They didn't. You can't school anyone on anything, child.
2019-12-10 06:01:39	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong on all counts, child. As always.
2019-12-08 05:11:27	autism	patrickstomlinson	Except for the tens of thousands who have, and continue to, child.
2019-12-08 05:11:08	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You did not, and never will.
2019-12-08 05:02:09	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. They didn't. And no, child, she wouldn't. Which makes it a rape threat. Of course you don't care, because you don't actually care about protecting women. You only care about feeding your clinical obsession with me.
2019-12-08 05:00:55	autism	patrickstomlinson	It does not matter if they were "joking" child. And yes, a fascist apologist is exactly what you are. And no, you do not have children, and no, you do not live in on the other side of the world.
2019-12-08 04:58:20	autism	patrickstomlinson	You're not a threat to even that anymore, child. And you still have never proved me wrong, and never, ever will.
2019-12-08 04:57:41	autism	patrickstomlinson	Nope.
2019-12-08 04:57:30	autism	patrickstomlinson	It's not your spelling, child. There's a difference between a typo like "becasue" and not understanding the basic grammar rules of the language you're trying to write. And no, child. Your type isn't Jewish, it's clinically obsessed stalker.
2019-12-08 04:55:31	autism	patrickstomlinson	I'm not projecting, child. Just as I don't cheat at my half marathons. These are both delusions your obsession demands you believe.
2019-12-08 04:54:42	autism	patrickstomlinson	I did not attend Waukesha County College, child. All this obsession and you still can't get basic facts right. It's embarrassing.
2019-12-08 04:53:48	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. you haven't.
2019-12-08 04:53:37	autism	patrickstomlinson	And?
2019-12-08 04:53:20	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. It doesn't mean that. It means your webhost dropped you, and you had to find another. Both of these things are true. You are the only liar here, child.
2019-12-08 04:52:23	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I did not. You find me fascinating, by your own admission. Which comes as no surprise, considering your clinical obsession with me.
2019-12-08 04:51:33	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child, it has not. And no, child. You do not.
2019-12-08 04:51:02	autism	patrickstomlinson	Sweetheart, only one of us projects. It's you. Only one of us lacks self-reflection. Also you.
2019-12-08 04:50:26	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child, he isn't. And not, child, I didn't.
2019-12-08 04:50:09	autism	patrickstomlinson	Badly, child.
2019-12-08 04:49:53	autism	patrickstomlinson	I haven't lied to you once, child. And we have never met.
2019-12-08 04:49:29	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong as always, child. The crimes your community has committed, and there are many of them, have been detailed extensively. Evidence for them has been gathered and turned over to the police. And no, child, there's nothing chauvinistic about fighting fascism. Quite the opposite, in reality.
2019-12-07 11:05:58	autism	patrickstomlinson	You aren't a threat to anyone anymore, child. That much is true. Like the rest of your obsessed community of degenerates, I've taken your ability to threaten anyone away from you. And it burns you up inside.
2019-12-07 11:04:08	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I wouldn't. I would just have to observe your obsessive behavior for a while.
2019-12-07 11:03:36	autism	patrickstomlinson	I have no need to project, child.
2019-12-07 11:03:09	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. They did. They claimed they were going to bang my wife. Which is not something she would agree to. Ergo, rape threat. It's really easy to understand when you're not stupid.
2019-12-07 11:02:16	autism	patrickstomlinson	That's why we have copyeditors, child.
2019-12-07 11:02:00	autism	patrickstomlinson	I have yet to tell a single lie, child.
2019-12-07 11:01:46	autism	patrickstomlinson	Answered, child. The answer is you are stupid, and I can't help you.
2019-12-07 11:01:19	autism	patrickstomlinson	Still only have the one chin, child.
2019-12-07 10:58:02	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. You have. The reason I put "joke" in quotations is your friends are not joking. The distinction is all about who is the target of the "joke." A joke at the expense of Hitler does not normalize Hitler. But you and your friends actively "joke" about rape and racism with women and minorities as the targets. That normalizes both. You would understand that, but you're a bad person. And yes, child. You are a fascist apologist. And no, child. I will never be facing anything, unlike your community, which has committed multiple felonies.
2019-12-07 09:28:31	autism	patrickstomlinson	I did not proclaim myself fascinating, child. You did. And my followers interact with me hundreds of times per day.
2019-12-07 09:27:42	autism	patrickstomlinson	My hairline has not moved in a decade, child.
2019-12-07 09:27:14	autism	patrickstomlinson	I didn't, child.
2019-12-07 09:27:03	autism	patrickstomlinson	I'm sorry you're stupid, child. I can't help you.
2019-12-07 09:26:41	autism	patrickstomlinson	"We" didn't say anything. I said that repeating your lies has no impact on reality. That continues to be true, child.
2019-12-07 09:26:04	autism	patrickstomlinson	He isn't anyone's President, child.
2019-12-07 09:25:41	autism	patrickstomlinson	I'm not the one projecting like an IMAX, child, but congrats on using the proper "your." That's rare for your type.
2019-12-07 09:24:38	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, need, child.
2019-12-07 09:24:28	autism	patrickstomlinson	You really love being wrong, child.
2019-12-07 09:24:08	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. You have. And yes, child. "Jokes" about racism/sexism/rape/hitler/etc are indeed a threat to everyone's wellbeing, because they normalize and validate such violent behavior. They help to perpetuate a culture where such behavior is not only permissible, but celebrated in certain quarters. You don't understand this, because you are a bad person who doesn't care about anything, or anyone. And no, child, Facebook did not force me to remove it. You're lying again, as you always and only do. I have heard from hundreds of people, because it was seen by thousands of people. You are the only obsessed, fascist apologist who has a problem with it. And no, child. I will not be facing anything, unlike your community. Source: An actual police detective who isn't a figment of your imagination. Just like your "daughter."
2019-12-07 09:19:01	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. They did. It doesn't matter if they're an obvious troll account. That does not excuse their threats of violence.
2019-12-07 09:18:28	autism	patrickstomlinson	I'm not a victim, child. And I'm not cashing in anything, except your demise as a force on the internet, and a threat to innocent people. You're really bad at trolling, little one. Also, everything else.
2019-12-07 09:17:11	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I'm neither. And yes, child. You most certainly are obsessed with every aspect of my life. It's all you think or talk about. Because you are mentally ill.
2019-12-07 07:31:35	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong on all counts as always, child.
2019-12-07 07:30:16	autism	patrickstomlinson	I'm sorry you're stupid, child. I can't help you.
2019-12-07 07:29:53	autism	patrickstomlinson	I am fascinating, that's true. It's why I'm successful, and you're obsessed with my life as a substitute of having a life of your own.
2019-12-07 07:24:08	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You did not.
2019-12-07 07:23:56	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You did not.
2019-12-07 07:23:12	autism	patrickstomlinson	The desk cop I first spoke to didn't. It was handed off to officers specializing in cyber crime who most certainly do. And no, child, I collected those perhaps six months ago. Patience. Investigations take time.
2019-12-07 07:21:13	autism	patrickstomlinson	Not everyone else, child. Just you and your pathetic gang of degenerates and obsessives. You are most definitely stupid.
2019-12-07 07:18:58	autism	patrickstomlinson	I don't have any, child.
2019-12-07 07:17:49	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. I do. It's how I collected 300 of your IPs and turned them over to the police. And you're still incredibly gullible. Quasi is lying to you.
2019-12-07 07:15:48	autism	patrickstomlinson	No one logged in from Hooligan's, child. You're very gullible.
2019-12-07 07:14:19	autism	patrickstomlinson	Not at all, child. That was an entirely accurate description of your mental health issues.
2019-12-07 07:13:37	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You didn't.
2019-12-07 07:12:35	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You have not.
2019-12-07 07:12:20	autism	patrickstomlinson	I'm sorry you're stupid, child. I can't help you.
2019-12-07 07:10:48	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I have not. You are gullible as well as stupid
2019-12-07 07:10:24	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. It does not.
2019-12-07 07:10:11	autism	patrickstomlinson	Nope.
2019-12-07 07:09:54	autism	patrickstomlinson	You are banned from reddit, child. Which is why you're sulking around here instead of posting on your own sub, which no longer exists.
2019-12-07 07:08:29	autism	patrickstomlinson	Says the obsessed cyberstalker who's been harassing a complete stranger for over a year, child.
2019-12-07 07:07:02	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. You do. Rape threats are as common on your forum as your over use of homophobic slurs. You hang out with rape apologists, racists, and fascists. Those are the people you consider friends. You don't care about anything, or anyone. You care only about feeding your clinical obsession with me. You need help, child. You're sick. You're only getting worse.
2019-12-07 07:03:55	autism	patrickstomlinson	All true, child.
2019-12-07 07:01:22	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. It doesn't mean that. You're very stupid.
2019-12-07 07:00:56	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. It really does.
2019-12-07 07:00:41	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child.
2019-12-07 06:58:57	autism	patrickstomlinson	My lawyers have not been involved in repeatedly booting your flaccid forum from its webhosts. Again, all me. Hasn't cost a thing.
2019-12-07 06:58:01	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. There are not. Just you, driven by your mental illness.
2019-12-07 06:55:01	autism	patrickstomlinson	I didn't say they we gone, child. I said they've been booted from repeated webhosts and keep having to find new ones. Which is true, and is likely to happen again in the near future. Sorry, kiddo.
2019-12-07 06:53:29	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child. There's nothing scary about any of you little cowards.
2019-12-07 06:52:55	autism	patrickstomlinson	My ego is anything but fragile, child. You have never linked to my post. Not once. And you never will. There are hyperlinks right here in this thread. You could link to it if you wanted to. You won't because every time real people read it, you look like an idiot. Which you are, of course.
2019-12-07 06:51:33	autism	patrickstomlinson	Squeak for me, chew toy.
2019-12-07 06:50:55	autism	patrickstomlinson	Can't stop something I never started, child.
2019-12-07 06:50:40	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. It doesn't.
2019-12-07 06:50:17	autism	patrickstomlinson	They didn't claim to have sexual relation with someone, they threatened to while I was not home. That is a threat of a future action, child. Specifically of rape, as my wife would not consent to such an act. Which is why all your bellowing about abusing women rings so hollow. You don't care about protecting women. Which is why you virtually hang out with actual misogynists who make rape threats as a matter of course. You're only concerned with your obsession with me. Nothing more. Because you are mentally ill.
2019-12-07 06:36:50	autism	patrickstomlinson	You've never proven me wrong about anything, child. And never, ever will.
2019-12-07 06:33:37	autism	patrickstomlinson	But you are, child. You can hyperlink to my blog post at any time. You don't want to, because every time real people have read it, they agreed with it. And here you still are, almost a year later, fixated on it like a cat chasing a laser pointer. You're obsessed. You can't help yourself. You need to seek out professional help.
2019-12-07 06:31:34	autism	patrickstomlinson	He lost the election, child.
2019-12-07 05:36:07	autism	patrickstomlinson	Technologically literate enough to get your entire community permanently banned from Reddit and your flaccid forum kicked off three webhosts and counting, child.
2019-12-07 05:34:59	autism	patrickstomlinson	You are mentally ill, child.
2019-12-07 05:34:25	autism	patrickstomlinson	That's because you're a racist and a psychopath, child.
2019-12-07 05:33:32	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. It was.
2019-12-07 05:32:39	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child.
2019-12-07 05:32:30	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child.
2019-12-07 05:32:18	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child. He would need to write a book to be an author.
2019-12-07 05:31:52	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child.
2019-12-07 05:31:36	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. It is how logic works. That was a rape threat.
2019-12-07 05:30:44	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. You are. There has never been anything wrong with my words from many months ago. You are the only person who falsely believes there ever was. You are also the only person who can't stop talking about them, over, and over, and over again, because you are clinically obsessed with me and are in need of a professional mental health intervention.
2019-12-07 05:28:29	autism	patrickstomlinson	It does not matter if they are serious, child. Your obsession continues unabated.
2019-12-07 02:12:52	autism	patrickstomlinson	Trump wasn't elected the first time, child.
2019-12-07 02:11:53	autism	patrickstomlinson	I'd have to be wrong for a first time to be wrong again, child. Hasn't happened yet.
2019-12-07 01:53:38	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I didn't. And no child, it isn't. And yes, child, the months and months you have spent on this is the very definition of clinical obsession. You are sick. You need professional help.
2019-12-07 01:52:37	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child.
2019-12-07 01:52:19	autism	patrickstomlinson	You are mentally ill, child.
2019-12-07 01:52:00	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child, you haven't and never will. And no, child, there are not.
2019-12-07 01:51:40	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child, they aren't. And that's exactly what you're doing, child.
2019-12-07 01:50:01	autism	patrickstomlinson	There is no hypocrisy present, child.
2019-12-07 01:47:53	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong on all counts, as always, child.
2019-12-06 09:05:50	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You don't.
2019-12-06 09:04:02	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. They aren't. And no, child, it didn't. Keep on obsessing, loser. All your dreams will come true after you're committed.
2019-12-06 08:59:49	autism	patrickstomlinson	Sounds like you're threatening to gang rape my wife, child. That's another crime.
2019-12-06 08:56:17	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child.
2019-12-06 08:56:00	autism	patrickstomlinson	You are so incredibly bad at everything, child.
2019-12-06 08:55:34	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. They aren't. And yes, child. You did, and continue to, quite deliberately. All you have to do is link to my blog. It's easy. We both know why you don't.
2019-12-06 08:54:47	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child, you haven't. And there isn't anyone else in this thread. It's just me, and an obsessed loser who doesn't know when he's lost.
2019-12-06 08:54:07	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You're not. I didn't punch anyone in the face. That didn't happen. The fact I know enough history to understand that fascism is itself an inherent threat of violence which justifies self-defense, which was the entire point of the post you still have never had the balls to actually link to, has nothing to do with my divorce, or my fitness as a parent. You are clinically obsessed, and only getting worse.
2019-12-06 06:08:23	autism	patrickstomlinson	I don't lie to myself, either, child.
2019-12-06 06:08:05	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child. And that's not why I hired lawyers. You and reality are not on speaking terms.
2019-12-06 05:29:55	autism	patrickstomlinson	Still wrong, child. Repeating yourself doesn't change reality.
2019-12-06 05:27:02	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child.
2019-12-06 05:26:41	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You haven't. And yes, child. There is.
2019-12-06 05:25:59	autism	patrickstomlinson	Ah yes, the tied old "fighting fascism makes you a fascist" fallacy. Boring. Lazy. Stupid.
2019-12-06 05:24:35	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. They are not. We both know why you want to make it harder for people to read my post. Otherwise, you would just link to it. You never have. And never will.
2019-12-06 05:23:23	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong as always, child.
2019-12-05 22:56:15	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You're not. You're being an obsessive loser.
2019-12-05 22:55:39	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child.
2019-12-05 22:54:41	autism	patrickstomlinson	I am not defensive about my weight, child. As always, I simply correct the lies you tells. All of them.
2019-12-05 22:53:08	autism	patrickstomlinson	Their place is above you, child.
2019-12-05 22:52:00	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. It doesn't. It screams desperate obsessed loser with no morals. You are literally the only person who has a problem after reading my post, because you are a bad person who defends fascism. You continue your deluded campaign against me because you are obsessed. It's really that simple.
2019-12-05 22:49:42	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You haven't. I'm sorry you don't know how to post a hyperlink. And no, everything I've said about you and the community you belong to is completely true.
2019-12-05 22:48:24	autism	patrickstomlinson	Such people do not exist, child.
2019-12-05 22:47:00	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. They are not. I'm sorry you don't want people to look at them. And no, child, nothing in my post is illegal. Never was. Never will be.
2019-12-05 05:47:10	autism	patrickstomlinson	Trump is an existential threat to my country, child, and to my daughter's safety, rights, and future. And no, child. I am not.
2019-12-05 05:46:11	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. I own a duplex. The fact you know what my shower curtains look like are simply more examples of your obsessive behavior.
2019-12-05 03:14:36	autism	patrickstomlinson	No need, child. Your obsessive behavior screams basement dweller.
2019-12-05 03:13:56	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You haven't, and never will. An no, child. I'm not lying, and never will.
2019-12-05 03:13:15	autism	patrickstomlinson	Those still aren't links, child. You still aren't linking to my post, child. We both know why. And no, child, there's nothing illegal in any of my posts, including that one. Unlike your community and their myriad of felonies.
2019-12-05 03:11:20	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child.
2019-12-04 07:39:24	autism	patrickstomlinson	That's not the post in question, child.
2019-12-04 07:34:56	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You didn't, and still haven't.
2019-12-04 07:34:39	autism	patrickstomlinson	Still haven't told a single lie, child.
2019-12-04 07:34:22	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. Yours can.
2019-12-03 08:10:13	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. You have. And I'm still not lying. No need.
2019-12-03 08:09:27	autism	patrickstomlinson	And you have not done so, repeatedly.
2019-12-03 08:09:14	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. You have.
2019-12-03 07:29:13	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. You are, and have. I still don't need t lie about anything. If you're scared by the truth, that's your problem.
2019-12-03 07:28:34	autism	patrickstomlinson	Your links do not include links, child. You have not linked to my blog post, because you don't want anyone to actually read my totally not controversial take.
2019-12-03 06:59:55	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. You are, and have. I don't have to lie, child. The truth is so much more satisfying.
2019-12-03 06:57:43	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You didn't.
2019-12-03 06:36:56	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You did not.
2019-12-03 06:29:29	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You didn't.
2019-12-03 05:26:11	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes child, you are. And yes, child, you have.
2019-12-03 05:24:00	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. You have.
2019-12-03 05:23:50	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You haven't.
2019-12-03 05:22:46	autism	patrickstomlinson	Never have, child.
2019-12-03 05:22:37	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong as always, child.
2019-12-03 05:19:16	autism	patrickstomlinson	He didn't win his first term, child.
2019-12-02 07:40:36	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yet you never actually link to them. Because you don't actually want anyone to see them. We both know why.
2019-12-02 06:34:20	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You haven't. My words are right there on my blog. Publicly available. You don't link to them anymore because every time you have in the past, everyone who actually reads them agrees with them. A "jury of my peers" if you will. Because "punch Nazis" isn't a controversial opinion, and hasn't been for more than 70 years. And yes, child. You are hiding your identity. It's the only thing protecting you from consequences. And we both know it.
2019-12-02 06:29:57	autism	patrickstomlinson	I'm not the one who has committed multiple criminal acts, child. You are scared, as you should be. The one thing you aren't doing is listening to your gut.
2019-12-01 11:38:58	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong as always, child.
2019-12-01 11:38:27	autism	patrickstomlinson	As soon as you stop acting like a child, I will stop accurately labeling you as one, child.
2019-12-01 11:37:44	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong as always, obsessed child.
2019-12-01 11:36:13	autism	patrickstomlinson	I never lie, child. It's the one thing you can't stand about me. And there's a very good reason why you don't actually link to my words anymore, child. It's because no reasonable person has ever disagreed with them.
2019-12-01 11:31:38	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. You have, and you are.
2019-12-01 08:40:24	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. You are. And no, child. I didn't.
2019-12-01 08:39:41	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. You have. And no, child. Your mother is trash, just like you.
2019-12-01 08:37:46	autism	patrickstomlinson	It's all the other criminal things you're involved in, child. You're not being threatened with anything. I'm simply telling you the facts. You and the rest of your community are under police investigation for a series of felonies you have committed during your clinically obsessed harassment campaign against me. If you perceive that as a threat, it's because you know you have something to fear from it. Because you do.
2019-12-01 08:35:36	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I'm not.
2019-11-30 09:39:30	autism	patrickstomlinson	Except that's not true, child. I've seen it. Several witnesses have seen it and filed reports about it, my lawyers have seen it, and most importantly, the police have seen it. Facts, child. I have all of them. You have none of them.
2019-11-30 09:30:49	autism	patrickstomlinson	Have, child.
2019-11-30 09:30:33	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. You are concealing your identity. And for good reason. You are part of a criminal conspiracy which is under active investigation for multiple felonies. Staying anonymous is literally the only smart thing you have done. Smarter still would have been not to get involved with obsessive stalking criminals in the first place.
2019-11-30 09:28:58	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. In fact you don't. What you still have is a reading comprehension issue which is not being improved upon with your obsessive chanting.
2019-11-30 09:28:11	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I'm not. What you're doing isn't "criticism," child. It's targeted, criminal harassment and stalking. People who legitimately criticize me (which isn't you) aren't under investigation. They have nothing to be scared of. You do, because you are part of a conspiracy that has resulted in multiple felonies, which I have outlined repeatedly.
2019-11-30 06:46:55	autism	patrickstomlinson	Don't let the door hit you.
2019-11-30 06:46:04	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. They do not. They come from evidence in the form of screenshots, emails, and eye witness statements, all of which are in the hands of the police.
2019-11-30 06:45:06	autism	patrickstomlinson	You don't have proof, child. What you have is a reading comprehension issue.
2019-11-30 06:44:22	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. He didn't. And yes, child. I will.
2019-11-30 06:43:56	autism	patrickstomlinson	I'm sorry your parents failed to teach you how to read, child.
2019-11-30 06:43:24	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. It isn't.
2019-11-30 06:43:01	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child.
2019-11-30 06:41:57	autism	patrickstomlinson	Reddit does not have a PD, child You are under investigation by actual police.
2019-11-30 06:41:19	autism	patrickstomlinson	I have made no threats, child I have only told you the truth. Your community is under investigation for the multitude of felonies you have conspired to commit.
2019-11-30 06:40:16	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. You are. I have told no lies, child. I don't need to, unlike your entire community of obsessed losers.
2019-11-30 06:39:10	autism	patrickstomlinson	I have already listed the felonies your community has committed multiple times, child.
2019-11-30 06:38:23	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I did not.
2019-11-28 06:23:10	autism	patrickstomlinson	What you community has conspired to do is not "criticism," child.
2019-11-28 06:21:39	autism	patrickstomlinson	Because you are involved, child. You are willing member of the conspiracy. And no, child. Death threats are not "prank phone calls." They are a crime.
2019-11-28 06:19:37	autism	patrickstomlinson	I don't have any, child. Go play with your mom's.
2019-11-28 06:18:56	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I did not. And no, child. You did not.
2019-11-28 06:18:06	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. You are.
2019-11-28 06:17:38	autism	patrickstomlinson	They're still pecks, child.
2019-11-28 06:16:45	autism	patrickstomlinson	You are never right, child. And never will be.
2019-11-28 00:53:29	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child.
2019-11-28 00:52:35	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. You are.
2019-11-28 00:51:36	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. You are. And yes, child, you are involved in a criminal conspiracy.
2019-11-28 00:50:20	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child.
2019-11-28 00:48:44	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I did not.
2019-11-28 00:47:48	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong on all counts, child. As always.
2019-11-28 00:47:06	autism	patrickstomlinson	Already explained how being part of a criminal conspiracy is a crime, child.
2019-11-28 00:46:20	autism	patrickstomlinson	It is a stolen picture. This is a fact.
2019-11-28 00:44:08	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I did not.
2019-11-27 07:08:57	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. It does not.
2019-11-27 07:07:51	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I did not. No, child, it is not. No, child, I did not. And no child, I did not. And I don't live in Michigan.
2019-11-27 07:06:38	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. It isn't. I'm her father, and no amount of stolen time can change that fact.
2019-11-27 07:05:58	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. You are. You'll just move to another fake alt account, as you have always done.
2019-11-27 06:01:31	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. Charged for being part of a criminal conspiracy. I've already explained this to you twice now. I'm sorry you're having trouble keeping up, but do try.
2019-11-27 05:53:50	autism	patrickstomlinson	None of you are safe from what you've done, children. Your anonymity is the only thing keeping you out of handcuffs. And it's not as ironclad as you want to believe. I've never lied to any of you, about anything. The truth is so much more satisfying.
2019-11-27 05:48:36	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I didn't. You have a reading comprehension problem if you believe I did. But we already knew that. BTW, just link to my blog in the future. It's still up over there because there's nothing wrong with the post.
2019-11-27 05:46:50	autism	patrickstomlinson	This isn't a civil investigation, child. I'm not out to sue you. It's a criminal investigatoin. The police are out to charge and arrest you.
2019-11-27 05:45:56	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. There is. When you stop acting like a child, and when you show a quantum of common courtesy on your end, like ceasing your obsessive stalking campaign, then I will return the favor. And not a second before.
2019-11-27 05:19:58	autism	patrickstomlinson	Still 39, child.
2019-11-27 05:17:17	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong as always, child.
2019-11-27 05:15:27	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I did not. And no, child. It is not.
2019-11-27 05:14:24	autism	patrickstomlinson	Very easily, child. You are part of the conspiracy. You are an accomplice to it. Very basic legal concept, little one. The police care very much about death threats, telephone harassment, and police impersonation, child.
2019-11-27 05:13:06	autism	patrickstomlinson	Which explains every lie you have ever told about me. You really, really want to believe them.
2019-11-27 03:57:44	autism	patrickstomlinson	It is neither their picture, nor that of their brother. It is my picture, stolen without permission by cyberstalkers and used for abusive purposes.
2019-11-27 03:55:51	autism	patrickstomlinson	Love to. Will in time. And cowards who don't use their real names don't get to use mine, child.
2019-11-27 03:55:10	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. Whatever I say, because I only ever speak the truth. Unlike you.
2019-11-27 03:41:40	autism	patrickstomlinson	Correct.
2019-11-27 03:39:55	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. Your group has made multiple death threats against me, via multiple channels, as well as the other felonies I mentioned. You are an active part of this conspiracy, and are therefore culpable. Me being a public figure does not excuse your crimes. And the police take them quite seriously.
2019-11-27 03:37:01	autism	patrickstomlinson	You're good. Just want people to understand the severity of what's happening here. This has been ongoing for more than a year, and has expanded into death threats, telephone harassment, and police impersonation. This group of cyberstalkers is under investigation for multiple felonies.
2019-11-27 03:35:00	autism	patrickstomlinson	Mods, it's safe to ban this account with a racial slur username as well. They are an active part of this criminal campaign.
2019-11-27 03:33:07	autism	patrickstomlinson	Get your own lines, child.
2019-11-27 03:32:52	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. Criminal. Death threats are criminal. Telephone harassment and violent threats against local businesses are criminal. Impersonating the police is criminal. You are part of a criminal campaign. You are under investigation by the police. These are facts.
2019-11-27 03:30:37	autism	patrickstomlinson	Sure did, child.
2019-11-27 03:30:26	autism	patrickstomlinson	It's not a "feud," it's part of a criminal, targeted harassment campaign by obsessed cyberstalkers from the banned r/opienananthony subreddit.
2019-11-27 03:28:51	autism	patrickstomlinson	The video is an out-of-context punchline to a joke from 2014, child. You are an obsessed loser.
2019-11-27 03:26:58	autism	patrickstomlinson	Now you're getting it.
2019-11-27 03:26:22	autism	patrickstomlinson	I don't rape anyone, child. And I don't have HIV, either.
2019-11-27 03:26:02	autism	patrickstomlinson	You are an obsessed loser, child. Find your own life to live. Mine is taken.
2019-11-27 03:25:16	autism	patrickstomlinson	I have neither AIDS, not victims, child.
2019-11-27 03:24:04	autism	patrickstomlinson	Hello moderators. This is a stolen picture of me, being used by a criminal cyberstalker for abusive purposes. Please delete the post, and ban the user.
2019-11-27 03:22:10	autism	patrickstomlinson	I don't have a mentally ill brother, child.
2019-11-26 23:31:36	autism	patrickstomlinson	Those are pectoral muscles, child. I know you don't have any and don't recognize them.
2019-11-26 23:30:38	autism	patrickstomlinson	I don't miss my ex-wife, child. Nor do I cut the course on my half marathons. And I care very much about my daughter, but the situation is what it is for now.
2019-11-26 09:52:44	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. It doesn't. I'm sorry you're bad with numbers. Go ask your mommy to explain them to you.
2019-11-26 09:26:41	autism	patrickstomlinson	Go tell your subreddit all about it, child. Oh, right...
2019-11-26 09:22:16	autism	patrickstomlinson	I average more than double that, child. And because I send a lot of tweets into threads that my followers never see. That's just how Twitter works, child.
2019-11-26 08:42:37	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I did not. And I am not a homosexual, child. Not that it matters.
2019-11-26 08:41:46	autism	patrickstomlinson	Neither, child.
2019-11-26 07:34:08	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child. On all counts. There are no allegations or rumors on social media, becasue what's left of my cyberstalkers are irrelevant and obviously frauds like yourself. That's why no one cares, becasue you are impotent and your every attempt to harm my reputation fails spectacularly. You are not my main audience, because there aren't even two dozen of you left. My main audience is my tens of thousands of followers, child. And the hundreds of thousands who see me on TV. You're not even a drop of piss in the bucket.
2019-11-26 07:11:45	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I do not.
2019-11-26 06:46:43	autism	patrickstomlinson	I do not have AIDS, child.
2019-11-26 06:12:25	autism	patrickstomlinson	I have done neither of those things, child.
2019-11-26 06:12:10	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong as always, child.
2019-11-26 05:57:11	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. It's what is true. And no, child, none of those things will ever happen.
2019-11-26 05:56:32	autism	patrickstomlinson	BMI is not science, child, nor is it used by medical professionals as an accurate guide to anything. Because it isn't.
2019-11-26 05:55:37	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. You do know. A handful of you obsessed, self-destructive dead enders can't let it go. And no, my life consists of writing books, screenplays, opeds, making TV appearances, hanging out with friends and family, and generally having a great time every day. Rubbing your nose in your failures is just a small hobby. And no, child, I did not post CP on the old forum. I never posted anything on it. Nor is that why your old forum was shut down. If there was any CP, it's because you're associated with criminals and actual pedophiles, not like the fake accusations you threw at me, Logan Lynn, and the rest of your targets.
2019-11-26 05:51:51	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I have not.
2019-11-26 05:51:39	autism	patrickstomlinson	I don't have AIDS, child. Nor am I attracted to animals. That's you again.
2019-11-26 05:02:38	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I have not.
2019-11-26 05:02:02	autism	patrickstomlinson	My wife does not have a bull, child. That's your sexual obsession, not ours.
2019-11-26 04:58:43	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I did not claim to be bisexual.
2019-11-26 04:58:21	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I'm really not. Which is why I get paid to do it.
2019-11-26 04:27:17	autism	patrickstomlinson	I have never plagiarized anyone, child.
2019-11-26 04:26:39	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. It was not. You are mentally ill. Seek professional help.
2019-11-26 04:23:47	autism	patrickstomlinson	Because I'm not overweight by any medical standard, child. There's nothing to admit. You, on the other hand, are clinically obsessed with me, which I find very amusing.
2019-11-26 03:38:51	autism	patrickstomlinson	Get your own lines, child.
2019-11-26 03:35:36	autism	patrickstomlinson	Nope. Still right. Now and forever.
2019-11-26 03:34:56	autism	patrickstomlinson	I don't have to, child. My endgame already happened. You've already been beaten and deplatformed. Cast into irrelevance for all time. I've always been on top here, little one. I just enjoy watching your shriek impotently into the void.
2019-11-26 03:32:55	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You actually don't. But you are VERY obsessed with every aspect of my life as a way to distract from the failure that is yours.
2019-11-26 02:39:00	autism	patrickstomlinson	You know neither my height, nor weight, child.
2019-11-26 01:42:29	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child.
2019-11-26 01:42:09	autism	patrickstomlinson	Haven't been wrong yet, child.
2019-11-26 01:41:37	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. It doesn't show that, because that is not what occurred. And yes, mentally ill child, you have.
2019-11-26 01:38:58	autism	patrickstomlinson	I already have, child. I'm quite good at it.
2019-11-26 01:38:24	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I am not.
2019-11-26 01:37:50	autism	patrickstomlinson	I'm sorry your life sucks. That must be hard.
2019-11-25 06:29:56	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child, it doesn't. Yes, child. You have.
2019-11-25 06:29:21	autism	patrickstomlinson	It would be if any of that were true, child. Fortunately, that's not how the world works.
2019-11-25 06:28:32	autism	patrickstomlinson	Your parent's house and anime body pillow still don't count, child.
2019-11-25 06:09:50	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. It doesn't show what you claim it does, because that's still not what occurred. And yes, child. You have, many, many times. They're all suspended now, just as this account will be shortly.
2019-11-25 05:51:10	autism	patrickstomlinson	You don't think at all, child.
2019-11-25 05:50:51	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. It isn't. No, child. I didn't. No, child. It's not. And yes, child, you have.
2019-11-25 05:36:03	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. It is not. I don't think lying is justified or acceptable, which is why I don't engage in it. Unlike you.
2019-11-25 05:31:50	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. It isn't. And no, child. I didn't. I can name a dozen or more of your alts, child. They're still in my PM history, because you are an obsessed loser. Why do you think lying is justified or acceptable, child?
2019-11-25 05:30:10	autism	patrickstomlinson	That's because you are a bad person, child.
2019-11-25 05:29:31	marvelstudios	patrickstomlinson	Wrong as always, child. I've beaten you, and have never lost anything you tried to take away. Trump didn't win his first term. My daughter and I will be reunited in time. And I will still continue to be a healthy weight while you project your own bodily insecurities onto strangers. Die irrelevant about it.
2019-11-25 05:08:09	autism	patrickstomlinson	All of which you are too ignorant and or stupid to interpret with any accuracy, child.
2019-11-25 05:07:36	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. It is not. Because yet again, that is not what occurred, no matter how many times you lie to yourself. I know plenty about your endless, obsessive stream of alt accounts, child.
2019-11-25 05:06:39	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. It is not.
2019-11-25 05:02:50	marvelstudios	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You're not. I didn't have to escape you. I just flat out beat you instead.
2019-11-25 05:02:03	autism	patrickstomlinson	I don't, child. You are mentally ill. Seek professional help.
2019-11-25 04:04:27	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. It isn't. And no, child. I didn't. And yes, child. You have. Many, many times, on many, many suspended accounts, because you just can't behave like an adult. Which is why you remain a child.
2019-11-25 03:54:49	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. I know you and you band of obsessed cyberstalkers have seen my house, because you have no lives of your own and so you have fixated on every aspect of mine. And yes, child, I know you have told yourselves hilariously transparent lies about my house, my book sales numbers, and every other aspect of my life to make yourselves feel better about your miserable existences. But lies are all the have ever been, and ever will be.
2019-11-25 02:25:43	marvelstudios	patrickstomlinson	No, child. She didn't. You are mentally ill. Seek professional help.
2019-11-25 02:23:07	autism	patrickstomlinson	My house is very nice, child. My books are why we can afford it. I'm sorry my life is better than yours in every way. But you're not going to improve yourself obsessing over me.
2019-11-25 02:21:19	marvelstudios	patrickstomlinson	You tried that already, child. Didn't work. Unlike when I took your subreddits.
2019-11-25 01:07:40	marvelstudios	patrickstomlinson	No, child. The only person here desperate for validation is you, from me. I'm sorry, but you're not going to get it. You're a bad person, who is suffering from an unhealthy obsession with me. It's psychotic, and self-destructive. I invested thousands to restore my most effective marketing platform. An investment that more than paid for itself in weeks. That's just smart business. But then, you'll never understand how to use social media as a marketing and self-promotion tool, because you will never be popular enough to do so. Especially with your subreddit gone.
2019-11-25 00:50:43	autism	patrickstomlinson	Because I don't need to, child. My bank account is all the evidence I need.
2019-11-25 00:35:06	autism	patrickstomlinson	Guess again, child.
2019-11-25 00:34:31	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong as always, child. About everything. Forever.
2019-11-24 11:58:57	marvelstudios	patrickstomlinson	For now, child. That will change soon enough. In the meantime, my tweets are seen by millions of people per month. I'm just better at this than your entire degenerate community combined, child.
2019-11-24 11:50:01	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child, it isn't. And no, child, it wasn't.
2019-11-24 11:49:40	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. It isn't, because that is not what occurred. And yes, child, you have. You have only proven yourself wrong. Over, and over, and over...
2019-11-24 11:43:13	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I do not. An author isn't something I claim to be. An author is something I am. And I sell many hundreds of times more than five copies a month. You're really, really ignorant. And no, child, that's not what happened. You don't have any facts, and never will. Just like you don't have a spine, and never will.
2019-11-24 11:41:12	marvelstudios	patrickstomlinson	Wrong as always, child.
2019-11-24 10:13:55	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. He hasn't. That is not a recording. You are mentally ill. Seek professional help.
2019-11-24 10:12:51	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. She didn't. You have never spoken to my wife. Your delusions are becoming more intense. Seek professional help.
2019-11-24 10:11:39	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. It isn't. And yes, child, you have listed many reasons in the past, on all those other accounts that keep getting suspended because you're a mentally ill obsessed cyberstalker.
2019-11-24 09:35:50	marvelstudios	patrickstomlinson	You tried that already, child. You lost your sub because of it. Learn your lesson.
2019-11-24 09:35:01	autism	patrickstomlinson	Still didn't abandon my child, child.
2019-11-24 09:34:18	marvelstudios	patrickstomlinson	Wrong as always, child.
2019-11-24 09:33:46	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yep. Coward. No surprise there.
2019-11-24 09:32:38	marvelstudios	patrickstomlinson	I got their subreddit banned (r/opieandanthony) and thousands of their accounts suspended for harassment, abuse, and copyright infringement. Hurting innocent people is the only way any of them can get an erection, so losing their sub was a huge blow.
2019-11-24 09:30:41	marvelstudios	patrickstomlinson	That did not occur, child. You are mentally ill. Seek professional help.
2019-11-24 09:29:29	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. She did not. You have a fecal fixation. Seek professional help.
2019-11-24 09:28:46	marvelstudios	patrickstomlinson	You are mentally ill. Seek professional help.
2019-11-24 09:27:57	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. He has not. You are mentally I'll. Seek professional help.
2019-11-24 09:27:13	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child.
2019-11-24 09:26:49	autism	patrickstomlinson	I have never worked as a janitor anywhere, child. You are mentally I'll. Seek professional help.
2019-11-24 01:41:36	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. You did. And you are never right, about anything.
2019-11-24 01:38:49	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. You did.
2019-11-24 01:38:40	autism	patrickstomlinson	I don't have to answer for something I haven't done, child. You have a fecal fixation. It's a bad sign. Seek professional help for your mental illness.
2019-11-24 01:05:15	autism	patrickstomlinson	You are mentally ill. Seek professional help.
2019-11-24 01:04:04	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. You did.
2019-11-24 00:55:22	marvelstudios	patrickstomlinson	Tell it to your subeddit. Oh, right...
2019-11-24 00:54:31	marvelstudios	patrickstomlinson	You are mentally ill. Seek professional help.
2019-11-24 00:54:00	autism	patrickstomlinson	I don't claim to be author, child. I just am one. Much like you don't claim to be a dickless coward. You just are one.
2019-11-24 00:50:42	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You have not.
2019-11-24 00:49:37	autism	patrickstomlinson	None of that is true either, child.
2019-11-24 00:49:01	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong as always, child. But you're welcome to test your little theory, anytime, anywhere.
2019-11-24 00:48:16	autism	patrickstomlinson	Not happening, child. You, otoh.
2019-11-24 00:47:28	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. You did.
2019-11-23 10:21:48	autism	patrickstomlinson	Nothing you say has ever been true, child. Not your obviously racist fake name, not your IP, not any of your claims. Because you are, deep inside the little kernel of your soul, a coward. And a coward is all you will ever be. You will never aspire to be anything but.
2019-11-23 10:18:29	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You have never lived in Milwaukee. And no, childish racist, I was not robbed by the McDonalds on North Ave. Why do you insist on always being wrong, about everything? It's amazing to me.
2019-11-23 10:16:00	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child. On all counts. You should really find anything else to do with your limited time on this earth other than constantly get dragged by me.
2019-11-23 10:14:32	autism	patrickstomlinson	Not for the reasons you claimed, child.
2019-11-23 10:12:02	marvelstudios	patrickstomlinson	Thor: "This is New Asgard. What other home do they have? \[puppy dog eyes\] Customs Officer: \[Heavy sigh\] "Fine, we'll put it in the zoo. With the others."
2019-11-23 10:04:44	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child. Oakland Ave is at least as long as Water Street. Many businesses exist on Water in 3rd Ward. But so do many residential towers, and condos, and townhouses, and apartments, and houses. The same is true of Oakland Ave. The East Side is indeed a neighborhood, and a good one. There are no businesses on my block, or the two to the east. As you get closer to Locust, businesses reappear. All walkable from where I live, which is why this area is appreciating in value. That's how things work in major cities, child. Maybe someday you'll visit one.
2019-11-23 09:59:45	autism	patrickstomlinson	My online "persona" isn't fake, child. I am who I am, everywhere and always. I'm not the one hiding behind false names, spoofed numbers, VPNs, and tor end nodes, little one. I have always, and only been authentically me. You have never, and will never, be authentically you.
2019-11-23 09:56:56	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You have not.
2019-11-23 09:56:25	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child.
2019-11-23 09:55:57	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You're expendable.
2019-11-23 09:00:00	science	patrickstomlinson	How weird. Almost like removing crippling social stigma and fully integrating previously scapegoated people into society has mental health benefits. I COULD NOT HAVE PREDICTED THAT.
2019-11-23 08:53:26	marvelstudios	patrickstomlinson	Customs Officer: "Is it even carbon-based this time?" Thor: "…" \[Looks at feet\] "Silicon." CO: "You're killing me here, Odinson."
2019-11-23 08:45:17	autism	patrickstomlinson	You can't even maintain an account for a matter of seconds, child.
2019-11-23 08:44:46	autism	patrickstomlinson	It's not about what I prefer, child. The reality is my neighborhood is not low income. I know you and reality are not friends. But that's not my problem.
2019-11-23 08:43:38	autism	patrickstomlinson	Where's your last account, child?
2019-11-23 06:53:30	autism	patrickstomlinson	I don't live in a poor neighborhood, child.
2019-11-23 06:48:38	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. She doesn't. And no, child. You aren't.
2019-11-23 06:33:06	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. My wife is quite beautiful. And I don't, child. You are mentally ill. Seek professional help.
2019-11-23 05:22:46	autism	patrickstomlinson	And as with everything else, you are wrong, child. Owing no doubt to the delusions brought on by your mental illness. Seek professional help.
2019-11-23 05:18:32	autism	patrickstomlinson	I don't, child. You are mentally ill.
2019-11-23 05:17:48	autism	patrickstomlinson	I am right, child. And I've gotten the only laugh that matters. The last one.
2019-11-23 05:16:41	autism	patrickstomlinson	That also did not happen, child.
2019-11-23 05:06:24	autism	patrickstomlinson	I have no plots, child. You are mentally ill.
2019-11-23 05:06:03	autism	patrickstomlinson	You have never been to my house, child. You are much too cowardly.
2019-11-23 05:05:24	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You do not.
2019-11-23 02:19:57	autism	patrickstomlinson	The only one on the decline here is your community of obsessed cyberstalkers, child. Shrinking numbers, day over day. Impotent, castrated, deplatformed. Meanwhile, I grow in popularity and reach, adding new accomplishments, appearances, and accolades every month. All you had to do was leave me be and maybe you'd still have your little reddit clubhouse to hold your cruelty circle jerk in. Instead, here you are, shouting into the void.
2019-11-23 02:16:42	autism	patrickstomlinson	Your parent's house doesn't count, child. And neither does your anime body pillow.
2019-11-23 01:52:02	autism	patrickstomlinson	It's all I need for you, child.
2019-11-23 01:47:25	autism	patrickstomlinson	Stick to drugs, child.
2019-11-23 01:43:54	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. It doesn't.
2019-11-23 01:43:42	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You do not. What you have is a mental illness. Seek professional help for it.
2019-11-23 01:43:15	autism	patrickstomlinson	You do not have facts, child. What you have is a mental illness. Seek professional help for it.
2019-11-23 01:42:44	autism	patrickstomlinson	I have neither actions nor plans to reveal, child. You are mentally ill, seek professional help.
2019-11-23 01:41:41	autism	patrickstomlinson	I didn't lie, child. Our place is very nice. We paid $275k for it last year. By the end of the year, the tax assessment had already gone up to $290k. Hence it's a $290k place that we got a good deal on. Sorry, kiddo.
2019-11-22 10:18:50	autism	patrickstomlinson	Your beliefs are, as always, antithetical to reality, child.
2019-11-22 10:18:28	autism	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. Or tub has a shower curtain, just as many if not most homes do. And yes, child, being a historic house built in 1900, the bathrooms are on the smaller side by modern standards. This is more than made up for with tall ceilings, thick walls, pocket doors, and lovely woodwork throughout. My house is very nice, child.
2019-11-22 10:15:38	autism	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You do not. You are mentally ill. Seek professional help.
2019-11-22 09:31:57	autism	patrickstomlinson	I don't, child.
2019-11-22 09:31:38	autism	patrickstomlinson	There isn't such a picture, child.
2019-11-22 09:31:21	autism	patrickstomlinson	I don't have such an obsession, child. Only one of us has consistently exhibited clinical obsession, and it's you, about me.
2019-11-22 08:31:41	autism	patrickstomlinson	I am not a member of either organization, child.
2019-11-22 08:31:25	autism	patrickstomlinson	You are mentally ill, child. Seek professional help for your obsession and delusions.
2019-11-22 08:30:39	autism	patrickstomlinson	Your words, child.
2019-11-22 06:43:08	gardening	patrickstomlinson	Thank you.
2019-11-22 06:42:17	autism	patrickstomlinson	You hope I start raping babies, child? That's a very bad thing to hope.
2019-11-22 06:41:28	autism	patrickstomlinson	I am not a member of NAMBLA, child.
2019-11-22 06:41:13	autism	patrickstomlinson	I don't have any victims, child.
2019-11-22 04:21:44	gardening	patrickstomlinson	Obese is not an attitude, child. And my $290,000 duplex is going just fine.
2019-11-22 04:21:09	autism	patrickstomlinson	I never did, child.
2019-11-22 04:20:59	autism	patrickstomlinson	Wrong twice, child.
2019-11-22 04:20:51	autism	patrickstomlinson	My wife doesn't know things that aren't true, child.
2019-11-21 06:48:46	transpassing	patrickstomlinson	Harassing innocent people is their entire community culture.
2019-11-21 06:45:36	transpassing	patrickstomlinson	Only a handful of truly obsessed dead-enders from the original 27,000 subscriers are still around. Admins hunted thousands of their accounts and dozens of their ban-evading subs down like dogs. The handful left have to make new accounts every few days.
2019-11-21 06:42:13	autism	patrickstomlinson	I don't, child. You are mentally ill, seek professional help.
2019-11-21 06:41:42	autism	patrickstomlinson	You are mentally ill. Seek professional help.
2019-11-21 06:02:17	autism	patrickstomlinson	You are mentally ill. Seek professional help.
2019-11-21 06:01:59	autism	patrickstomlinson	Nothing you say has ever, or will ever be true, mentally ill child.
2019-11-21 04:57:26	transpassing	patrickstomlinson	Hello, mods. This is a picture of my wife and I, used without permission for abusive purposes by a cyberstalker from the banned r/opieandanthony subreddit community. We are both cis, neither of us are transitioning. The stalker is using this picture only to harass me and to humiliate the trans community. Please delete the post and ban the user.
2019-11-21 04:48:32	autism	patrickstomlinson	You are also mentally ill, child. Seek professional help.
2019-11-21 04:48:15	autism	patrickstomlinson	You are mentally ill, child. Seek professional help.
2019-11-21 04:47:46	autism	patrickstomlinson	I am personally responsible for it, child. And no, child. That is not why the webhosts pulled your forum.
2019-11-20 08:49:04	autism	patrickstomlinson	That is not something I do for any reason, mentally ill person with a racial slur username.
2019-11-20 05:48:07	autism	patrickstomlinson	Hello, moderators. This is an image of me stolen by cyberstalkers from the banned r/opienandanthony subreddit. Most of the comments in the thread below are also from cyberstalkers brigading your sub. I am not autistic, and the OP does not have permission to use my copyrighted image. Please remove the post, and ban all of the troll accounts associated with it. Thank you.
2019-11-20 05:36:58	gardening	patrickstomlinson	Hello. This is an image of me, stolen by cyberstalkers from the banned r/r/opieandanthony subreddit. The OP is not my brother, and I do not have any disabilities. This post is part of a year long targeted harassment campaign by a group of criminals. Mods, please delete this post, and ban the member.
2019-11-13 05:35:55	actuallesbians	patrickstomlinson	I don't, child. As you know very well, being that you are just another O&A exile and cyberstalker who obsesses over my every tweet, post, and pic.
2019-11-13 05:35:02	actuallesbians	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I do not.
2019-11-13 04:24:24	actuallesbians	patrickstomlinson	Hello, moderators. This is a stolen picture of my wife and I. We are not lesbians, as I am a cis male and quite happy remaining one. This photo is being used without permission by a cyberstalker from the banned r/opieandanthony subreddit community. Please remove the image and ban the user. Thank you.
2019-10-31 22:26:57	nyc	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child.
2019-10-31 22:26:41	nyc	patrickstomlinson	I am not teary eyed in this photo, or any others, child.
2019-10-31 22:26:15	nyc	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You do not.
2019-10-31 22:25:59	nyc	patrickstomlinson	It is not contradictory, child. You simply lack reading comprehension.
2019-10-31 12:59:22	nyc	patrickstomlinson	No, child. They didn't.
2019-10-31 12:58:34	nyc	patrickstomlinson	Shh, little one. You have never mattered, and never can.
2019-10-31 12:58:01	nyc	patrickstomlinson	Wrong as always, child.
2019-10-31 12:57:50	nyc	patrickstomlinson	I want what everyone wants you to say, child. Nothing.
2019-10-31 12:57:05	nyc	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You didn't.
2019-10-31 12:52:04	nyc	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child.
2019-10-31 12:51:54	nyc	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child.
2019-10-31 12:51:40	nyc	patrickstomlinson	It's been raining all day in NYC, child.
2019-10-31 12:51:18	nyc	patrickstomlinson	I'm not balding, child.
2019-10-31 12:51:06	nyc	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You did not.
2019-10-31 12:50:53	nyc	patrickstomlinson	No, child. They are not.
2019-10-31 12:44:00	nyc	patrickstomlinson	Hush, child.
2019-10-31 12:43:18	nyc	patrickstomlinson	Hush, child.
2019-10-31 12:42:55	nyc	patrickstomlinson	Hush, child.
2019-10-31 12:42:26	nyc	patrickstomlinson	No, child. They don't. You keep posting my pics and lying about them because you're degenerates unwelcome in civil society. The problem here is always and only you.
2019-10-31 12:40:24	nyc	patrickstomlinson	Never have, child.
2019-10-31 12:40:08	nyc	patrickstomlinson	My hairline has not moved in years, child.
2019-10-31 12:01:04	nyc	patrickstomlinson	Wrong as always, child.
2019-10-31 12:00:35	nyc	patrickstomlinson	Nothing you say is ever true, child. It's your only constant.
2019-10-31 11:58:57	nyc	patrickstomlinson	"I don't think" is the first and only true thing you've said, child.
2019-10-31 11:35:32	nyc	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. I did. I told you I don't fight for fun and don't wear pads when I do.
2019-10-31 11:34:21	nyc	patrickstomlinson	I do, child. Which is why I'm in NY to get filmed for TV. Again. Hush now.
2019-10-31 11:24:29	nyc	patrickstomlinson	Wrong as always, child.
2019-10-31 11:22:39	nyc	patrickstomlinson	Hush, child.
2019-10-31 11:22:11	nyc	patrickstomlinson	You don't have any, child.
2019-10-31 11:21:18	nyc	patrickstomlinson	Hush, child.
2019-10-31 11:21:01	nyc	patrickstomlinson	Hush, little child.
2019-10-31 11:19:15	nyc	patrickstomlinson	Wrong on all counts as you always are, child.
2019-10-31 11:14:33	nyc	patrickstomlinson	This is also not a thing that has ever happened, child.
2019-10-31 11:06:05	nyc	patrickstomlinson	And I told you then that I don't fight in pads, child.
2019-10-31 11:04:13	nyc	patrickstomlinson	No, child. Because that did not happen.
2019-10-31 11:03:12	nyc	patrickstomlinson	Honey. There is not a single quality you poses that anyone could ever be jealous of.
2019-10-31 11:02:20	nyc	patrickstomlinson	I'm not. Hush, little troll.
2019-10-31 09:58:44	nyc	patrickstomlinson	No, child. They didn't.
2019-10-31 09:58:11	nyc	patrickstomlinson	Hush, child.
2019-10-31 09:57:16	nyc	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You are not.
2019-10-31 09:56:41	nyc	patrickstomlinson	No, little troll, I don't. Hush now.
2019-10-31 09:43:53	nyc	patrickstomlinson	And you are wrong, little troll.
2019-10-31 09:42:16	nyc	patrickstomlinson	I've been spending my time in NY in many amazing ways, little troll. Which you know because you obsess over my Twitter and IG.
2019-10-31 09:41:22	nyc	patrickstomlinson	You are not descended from slaves, little troll.
2019-10-31 09:40:57	nyc	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You do not.
2019-10-31 09:40:13	nyc	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You are not. You are an obsessed cyberstalker who's behavior has already contributed to many dozens of your toxic community's subreddits and many thousands of their accounts being banned. Because you just can't play nice with others.
2019-10-31 09:38:51	nyc	patrickstomlinson	Anything can fool you, little troll.
2019-10-31 09:19:44	nyc	patrickstomlinson	You don't have children, little troll.
2019-10-31 09:18:10	nyc	patrickstomlinson	Yep. Fake as a three dollar bill
2019-10-31 09:13:00	nyc	patrickstomlinson	You don't have a family, little troll.
2019-10-31 09:12:31	nyc	patrickstomlinson	Onlookers end up agreeing with me, little troll. They always do. I really don't understand why you think this is harmful to me.
2019-10-31 08:52:22	nyc	patrickstomlinson	It's all they have in their life.
2019-10-31 08:52:03	nyc	patrickstomlinson	Hush, little troll.
2019-10-31 08:28:49	nyc	patrickstomlinson	Hello. This is a selfie I took on the subway today on the way to the Natural History museum. I am not developmentally disabled, and the OP is not my brother. They are a troll from the banned r/opieandanthony subreddit who is still very angry I got their community banned dozens of times. Mods, please delete this post, which infringes my copyright, and ban the poster. Everyone else, ignore the little shithead who thinks raising a public panic about developmentally disabled people is funny.
2019-10-27 03:52:21	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	I know all about your little circle-jerk, child. Must suck to never be allowed on an real website again.
2019-10-26 00:33:37	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll.
2019-10-22 04:05:04	aww	patrickstomlinson	Hello, cyberstalker who has been following me like a lost duckling for more than a year now. What happened to your original account? Banned along with dozens of your subs, huh? You know very well that is my picture, you've stolen enough of them yourself over the months you've been harassing me. What I still can't figure out is why you think lying and gaslighting innocent people is acceptable behavior.
2019-10-22 01:07:45	gifs	patrickstomlinson	You're welcome to try, anonymous coward.
2019-10-22 00:11:32	gifs	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. It is.
2019-10-22 00:11:09	gifs	patrickstomlinson	Actually yes, child. I did. Twice.
2019-10-21 10:23:11	Motorcyclecrash	patrickstomlinson	That's correct. You have never met me face to face. Your stalking has taken place online, because you are a coward.
2019-10-21 10:10:54	gifs	patrickstomlinson	No, child. It doesn't.
2019-10-21 10:10:35	gifs	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child. As you always and only are.
2019-10-21 10:09:40	Motorcyclecrash	patrickstomlinson	You know exactly who I am, child. You've been cyberstalking me for more than a year now.
2019-10-21 10:09:11	Motorcyclecrash	patrickstomlinson	That's correct, you don't. Yet still your obsession with me persists.
2019-10-21 10:08:25	aww	patrickstomlinson	I am the person in your stolen picture, child. And you are not my brother.
2019-10-21 10:08:04	Motorcyclecrash	patrickstomlinson	No, child. It doesn't.
2019-10-21 08:51:48	Motorcyclecrash	patrickstomlinson	I'm sorry your life turned out the way it has, child. But your obsession with me is only making things worse for you.
2019-10-21 08:45:06	gifs	patrickstomlinson	That's what you said about my twitter suspension, child. How'd that turn out for you?
2019-10-21 08:43:29	gifs	patrickstomlinson	Might want to check that again, child.
2019-10-21 08:42:51	gifs	patrickstomlinson	I answered your question, child. I'm still cool with punching Nazis of any gender.
2019-10-21 08:42:01	gifs	patrickstomlinson	No, child, I did not. I've never spent a penny on any of my followers. My following was grown organically, because I get many millions of impressions on my account every month. And yes, child, a very long time ago, those stories really happened, too.
2019-10-21 08:40:26	gifs	patrickstomlinson	Wrong as always, child. And the Brewers made the playoffs consecutive years for the first time since 1982, so I'd say they're doing very well.
2019-10-21 08:37:52	aww	patrickstomlinson	Hello, moderators. This is my picture, used without permission by cyberstalkers from the banned Opie & Anthony subreddit. The original poster is not my brother. Your sub is being brigaded. Please remove the image, delete the post, and ban the original poster.
2019-10-21 08:33:32	Motorcyclecrash	patrickstomlinson	Hello, moderators. This is a picture of me, taken and used without permission by a group of cyberstalkers from the banned Opie & Anthony subreddit. The OP is not my cousin, and I do not have a traumatic brain injury. Your sub is being brigaded. Please delete the post, remove the image, and ban the original poster.
2019-10-20 05:55:11	gifs	patrickstomlinson	And like all your little "victories," it is temporary and irrelevant, child.
2019-10-20 05:54:28	gifs	patrickstomlinson	Wrong as ever, child. Thousands of people care about my opinions, growing every day. It's you no one cares about, and never will.
2019-10-20 05:53:42	gifs	patrickstomlinson	Wrong as always, child.
2019-10-20 05:21:29	gifs	patrickstomlinson	Wrong as always, child. One tweet does not an average make. You're as bad at math as you are at trolling.
2019-10-20 05:19:44	gifs	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child. One tweet does not make an average. You're really bad at trolling.
2019-10-20 04:26:13	gifs	patrickstomlinson	Hush, child.
2019-10-20 04:09:00	gifs	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child.
2019-10-20 04:05:53	gifs	patrickstomlinson	40,000 people follow me on Twitter, child.
2019-10-20 04:05:33	gifs	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I don't.
2019-10-20 04:05:15	gifs	patrickstomlinson	I'm still cool with punching Nazis of any gender, child.
2019-10-18 10:08:06	gifs	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I'm not.
2019-10-18 10:06:26	gifs	patrickstomlinson	I don't care about Reddit or IG, child. Never have. Never will.
2019-10-18 10:05:51	gifs	patrickstomlinson	I don't, child.
2019-10-18 03:27:57	gifs	patrickstomlinson	Nope. Are you the guy who's an obsessed cyberstalking loser? Yep.
2019-10-18 03:26:34	gifs	patrickstomlinson	Except for the 40,000 people following him, of course.
2019-10-17 22:28:52	gifs	patrickstomlinson	It's bad form to act like a child, child.
2019-10-17 22:28:20	gifs	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child.
2019-10-17 11:43:02	gifs	patrickstomlinson	Hush, child. You will never matter.
2019-10-17 11:42:29	gifs	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I didn't.
2019-10-17 11:41:19	gifs	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You don't.
2019-10-17 11:41:00	gifs	patrickstomlinson	No, child. They aren't.
2019-10-17 11:40:13	gifs	patrickstomlinson	I haven't downvoted you, child.
2019-10-17 11:39:32	gifs	patrickstomlinson	Wrong as always, child.
2019-10-17 11:38:51	gifs	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child.
2019-10-17 05:32:57	gifs	patrickstomlinson	Becasue I feel like it, child.
2019-10-17 05:29:36	gifs	patrickstomlinson	Remember when anyone remembered you doing anything? Oh right, no one ever has, because you're irrelevant.
2019-10-17 05:28:48	gifs	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You didn't. No, child. I haven't. And no, child. You won't.
2019-10-17 04:09:53	gifs	patrickstomlinson	You are not black, child. You are a racist.
2019-10-17 04:09:23	gifs	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You don't.
2019-10-17 04:08:57	gifs	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I don't. And no, child, you didn't.
2019-10-17 00:33:46	gifs	patrickstomlinson	I do not have an obsession with Star Wars toys, child.
2019-10-17 00:32:44	gifs	patrickstomlinson	Your handle is a racial slur, child.
2019-10-16 07:36:05	gifs	patrickstomlinson	Why are you pretending to be black?
2019-10-16 03:38:02	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	NK Jemison's Broken Earth trilogy starting with The Fifth Season is damn dark and some of the best experimental fantasy out there right now. Peter V. Brett's The Warded Man series is also excellent, more traditional dark fantasy with some excellent exotic settings.
2019-10-16 03:34:35	gifs	patrickstomlinson	We're all sorry about your tiny penis.
2019-10-16 03:33:13	gifs	patrickstomlinson	I only ever speak truth, child.
2019-10-16 03:32:33	aww	patrickstomlinson	You would need to step down to a cat with your micropenis, child. But no, you still aren't going to.
2019-10-16 03:31:29	gifs	patrickstomlinson	Wrong as always, child.
2019-10-16 03:31:17	gifs	patrickstomlinson	No, child. They are not.
2019-10-15 10:16:12	gifs	patrickstomlinson	No, child. They're not.
2019-10-15 10:15:25	aww	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You're not.
2019-10-14 03:29:02	gifs	patrickstomlinson	No, child. They're true.
2019-10-14 03:28:37	gifs	patrickstomlinson	No, child. They're not.
2019-10-13 05:54:45	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	\+1.
2019-10-13 05:53:19	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Mirror Empire by Kameron Hurley. The way she sets up the impending collision of mirrored worlds is nail-biting.
2019-10-13 05:41:05	gifs	patrickstomlinson	They're not claims, child. They're facts.
2019-10-13 05:40:05	gifs	patrickstomlinson	No, child. They are not. And I invested money in something that I knew was going to make money back for me. Which it already has, with interest. Twitter is only trivial to you because you lack talent, ambition, and popularity, so you have no way to monetize it. I don't have that problem.
2019-10-13 05:36:06	gifs	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child, they do.
2019-10-12 08:08:52	gifs	patrickstomlinson	Wrong on all counts, child. As you always are.
2019-10-12 08:08:02	aww	patrickstomlinson	I didn't lie about either of those incidents, child.
2019-10-12 08:06:30	gifs	patrickstomlinson	I didn't lie about either of those incidents, child.
2019-10-12 05:50:50	aww	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You're not.
2019-10-11 07:17:15	aww	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You're not.
2019-10-11 07:13:53	gifs	patrickstomlinson	For now, child.
2019-10-11 05:38:25	gifs	patrickstomlinson	Nothing you say is ever true, child.
2019-10-10 12:17:01	aww	patrickstomlinson	Hmm. Repetitive comment, third time today, completely divorced from the context of a weeks-old thread. Almost seems... programed. You're all just so bad at trolling, it's amazing.
2019-10-10 01:48:00	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. I did. And no, child, I am not. Goodbye, troll.
2019-10-10 01:45:40	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll.
2019-10-09 12:45:11	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	I would need to start being a plagiarist first, child.
2019-10-09 08:59:13	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	No, child. It isn't. Goodbye, troll.
2019-10-09 04:03:33	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	You follow me everywhere I go on the internet, child. I do not follow you. And yes, I get everything done. That's what happens when you work from home and have all the time in the world. Goodbye, troll.
2019-10-09 03:25:22	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	I don't, child.
2019-10-08 22:30:10	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Everything we do and say is real life, child. Like just now when you lied about me being a racist, even though you did it online, even though you're too cowardly to use your real name, it's something you did in real life. Goodbye, troll.
2019-10-08 22:27:10	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Good bye, troll.
2019-10-08 22:26:15	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll.
2019-10-08 07:55:42	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll.
2019-10-08 06:51:46	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	My books do not convey stereotypes about Asians, child. Goodbye, troll.
2019-10-08 06:04:04	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Quite heroic. Lots of swashbuckling, blood magic, sand ships, and assassinating royalty.
2019-10-08 05:48:30	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Twelve Kings of Sharikhai by Brad Beaulieu. The Warded Man by Peter V Brett. The Broken Earth trilogy by N.K. Jemison.
2019-10-08 01:58:28	scifi	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child. I have never lied to any of you, about anything. This time is no different.
2019-10-08 01:57:37	scifi	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child.
2019-10-08 01:54:55	scifi	patrickstomlinson	You are not being stalked, child. As soon as you stop spreading lies about me, I will never give you another thought. Reddit banning you is a result of you telling those lies and stalking me. It is indeed a failure on your part. A failure to be honest, decent human beings. It's why you're not welcome anywhere you go.
2019-10-08 01:54:03	scifi	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child.
2019-10-08 01:31:24	scifi	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child, you only lie. And yes, child, you are a stalker.
2019-10-08 00:39:39	scifi	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You do not.
2019-10-08 00:38:07	scifi	patrickstomlinson	The police are notified of every crime your community commits, child.
2019-10-08 00:37:27	scifi	patrickstomlinson	That's correct. We didn't.
2019-10-08 00:32:56	scifi	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I have not.
2019-10-08 00:10:25	scifi	patrickstomlinson	Never lied to any of you, child. Don't need to start now.
2019-10-08 00:09:10	scifi	patrickstomlinson	No, child. It is not. You are indeed lying. It's all you can do. It's also why your subs have all been banned from reddit for exactly the behavior you're demonstrating here. You can stalk me like lost ducklings until your fingers bleed. You will continue to be as toothless and ineffective as they would be.
2019-10-08 00:05:43	scifi	patrickstomlinson	None of which is true, child.
2019-10-08 00:04:41	scifi	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I do not. I take steps to neutralize your stalking, nothing more. Gaslight someone who cares.
2019-10-08 00:02:59	scifi	patrickstomlinson	Wrong as always, child. Go back to your sad life.
2019-10-08 00:02:13	scifi	patrickstomlinson	No desperation here, child.
2019-10-08 00:01:23	scifi	patrickstomlinson	Because you aren't worth any effort, child.
2019-10-08 00:00:49	scifi	patrickstomlinson	Wrong as always, child.
2019-10-07 23:59:57	scifi	patrickstomlinson	Your fingers lie, child.
2019-10-07 23:59:14	scifi	patrickstomlinson	No one did, child.
2019-10-07 23:58:43	scifi	patrickstomlinson	Wrong on all counts, child.
2019-10-07 23:57:55	scifi	patrickstomlinson	Wrong as always, child.
2019-10-07 23:57:12	scifi	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I did not.
2019-10-07 23:56:38	scifi	patrickstomlinson	Sure thing, racist slur username. You seem credible.
2019-10-07 23:55:35	scifi	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I do not.
2019-10-07 23:54:01	scifi	patrickstomlinson	Nothing you have ever said is true, child. Your stalking of me has crossed from impotent trolling into clinical obsession. You are delusional, which is why you can't understand why no one outside of your shrinking, toxic community cares about your delusions. This is the life you have chosen for yourself, and it is truly pathetic.
2019-10-07 22:11:32	scifi	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You didn't.
2019-10-07 22:09:36	scifi	patrickstomlinson	I'm neither of those things, child.
2019-10-07 22:09:21	scifi	patrickstomlinson	Nothing you say has ever been true, child.
2019-10-07 21:22:37	scifi	patrickstomlinson	The short version is they have no life and are really angry I do.
2019-10-07 21:20:43	scifi	patrickstomlinson	My life is wonderful, child. You can't help, because I'm not in need of any.
2019-10-07 21:19:49	scifi	patrickstomlinson	If it were, you wouldn't feel compelled to stalk me, child.
2019-10-07 21:19:09	scifi	patrickstomlinson	Calling out the hypocrisy of fascists is not an attack on Ms. Greyland, child.
2019-10-07 21:17:15	scifi	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You didn't.
2019-10-07 19:04:45	scifi	patrickstomlinson	I'm sorry your life sucks. I can't help you.
2019-10-07 19:03:27	scifi	patrickstomlinson	I'm sorry your life sucks. I can't help you.
2019-10-07 18:57:38	scifi	patrickstomlinson	I'm sorry your life sucks. I can't help you.
2019-10-07 18:56:28	scifi	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I don't.
2019-10-07 18:55:19	scifi	patrickstomlinson	No, child. She didn't.
2019-10-07 13:18:37	scifi	patrickstomlinson	No, child. It is not.
2019-10-07 13:17:53	scifi	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I do not. Not that there would be anything wrong with it if I did. You're just wrong, like you always are.
2019-10-07 13:12:06	scifi	patrickstomlinson	I'm sorry your life sucks. I can't help you.
2019-10-07 08:59:30	scifi	patrickstomlinson	No, child. It is not. Why is this the life you choose to live? There are others.
2019-10-07 08:58:24	scifi	patrickstomlinson	That is not something I have ever said, child. Why is this the life you choose for yourself?
2019-10-07 08:57:17	scifi	patrickstomlinson	You choose this as your life. Why?
2019-10-07 08:55:43	scifi	patrickstomlinson	Nothing you say is true or matters, child.
2019-10-07 02:59:27	scifi	patrickstomlinson	It's adorable that you believe Tor Books is a vanity publisher.
2019-10-07 01:49:27	scifi	patrickstomlinson	The Honor Harrington series by David Weber is great for large fleet engagements. Dread Empire's Fall series by Walter John Williams is another masterful blend of capital ship combat and political intrigue. The Frontline series by Marko Kloos has a great mix of space capital ship combat and combined air/infantry planetside engagements.
2019-10-05 04:29:27	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll.
2019-10-05 04:28:20	scifi	patrickstomlinson	"A Darkling Sea" by James L. Cambias. Severely underrated book about exploring beneath the ice of a Europa type world and the civilization of sentient crustaceans that live off volcanic vents.
2019-10-04 08:39:14	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll.
2019-10-04 08:38:34	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll.
2019-10-04 06:40:15	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll.
2019-10-04 04:27:15	SaintMel	patrickstomlinson	No, child. It was entirely called for. And yes, child, it will.
2019-10-04 04:05:49	SaintMel	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You do not. And I haven't scrubbed anything. Apologize for lying.
2019-10-03 11:35:01	SaintMel	patrickstomlinson	Wrong as always, child.
2019-10-03 11:33:37	SaintMel	patrickstomlinson	I never did, child. What's it like to always be wrong about everything?
2019-10-03 11:21:21	SaintMel	patrickstomlinson	My reddit account is banned, child? Are you sure?
2019-10-03 11:16:33	SaintMel	patrickstomlinson	Nope.
2019-10-02 12:28:17	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, troll.
2019-10-02 12:14:22	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll.
2019-10-02 12:13:38	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll.
2019-10-02 12:11:57	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll.
2019-10-02 06:46:04	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	You have no decency. Goodbye, troll.
2019-10-02 06:45:11	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll.
2019-10-02 00:01:58	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll.
2019-10-01 06:39:12	OpieRadio	patrickstomlinson	I know you won't, child. Because you are a coward and know what the outcome would be.
2019-10-01 05:55:46	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll.
2019-09-30 22:55:06	OpieRadio	patrickstomlinson	People are watching you. They message me when you truly embarrass yourselves.
2019-09-30 22:40:39	OpieRadio	patrickstomlinson	I don't have multiple accounts, child. Even your own community is sick of your obsession.
2019-09-30 10:57:46	OpieRadio	patrickstomlinson	Children. Try.
2019-09-30 09:51:51	OpieRadio	patrickstomlinson	Please, children. Try.
2019-09-30 08:41:24	OpieRadio	patrickstomlinson	No evidence points to either of those conclusions, child. Just your delusions.
2019-09-30 08:30:34	OpieRadio	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I only respond when you make me laugh at your incompetence. Which is often, but this time was a cackle. There was never anything to find here, little one. You fell into a trap set by a different set of trolls exactly like you, pushing exactly the same lies.
2019-09-30 07:48:01	OpieRadio	patrickstomlinson	You tried this for a year without any success, children. But thanks for the screengrab. You are just hilariously bad at this.
2019-09-30 02:37:52	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	No one cares, child.
2019-09-30 02:37:30	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You're not.
2019-09-30 02:36:47	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll.
2019-09-29 02:35:48	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll.
2019-09-29 02:35:25	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll.
2019-09-29 02:34:44	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll.
2019-09-29 02:32:45	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll.
2019-09-29 02:32:16	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You're not.
2019-09-27 02:45:57	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll.
2019-09-27 02:45:32	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye troll.
2019-09-27 02:44:21	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll.
2019-09-26 06:10:24	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll.
2019-09-25 06:34:25	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll.
2019-09-25 05:36:38	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll.
2019-09-25 01:06:26	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll.
2019-09-23 04:27:47	fatrick	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I did not. The only lies are yours, and you can only double down on them. I've already proven I didn't cheat. Facts are not your friends, and never will be.
2019-09-22 04:17:42	fatrick	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I did not, and never have.
2019-09-21 05:17:33	fatrick	patrickstomlinson	Sweetheart, that's not how any of this works. Those icons are aid and water stations, not timing mats. There are many more mats in a given race placed so people can't take advantage of the shortcuts you pointed out, and no, I didn't cut any of them, as the official mat trap times show. I never have. I've run every foot of every race I've entered. If I'd cut through either of the places you pointed out, I would have missed at least one mat, probably more, and would have been immediately DQed as soon as I crossed the finish line. My time would not have appeared in the official results at all. That's the whole point of the mat system. And no, I've never had a 30 minute improvement year over year. My personal best time of 2:15 comes from a few years back. My personal worst time of 2:40 something was my last race two years ago because at around Mile 5 I hit a pothole at an odd angle and gave myself a high ankle sprain which I had to run with through the rest of the eight miles of the race at a significantly reduced speed. Again, the actual mat trap times reflect this. I've never said I was a fast distance runner, because I'm not and never will be. This isn't about competition for me, but fulfilling personal goals and milestones, even if they are modest ones compared to many people. There's absolutely no reason or motivation for me to cheat, because I'd only be cheating myself. It's almost endearing how desperate you are to believe your own lies. I understand, though. You, personally could never do even this simple thing because of the commitment and discipline it requires. So you project your shortcomings onto me, someone you are desperate to feel superior to based on, well, absolutely nothing. But the reality is million of people do it every year, or multiple times per year. And even the very slowest among them is still better than you.
2019-09-19 04:26:55	FirstnameLastname	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child. I'm quite busy making line edits to my 6th published novel.
2019-09-19 04:03:08	FirstnameLastname	patrickstomlinson	The depths of your delusions really are astounding, child. No, little one, I have no plans to cheat at this half-marathon, or any others. I have never bragged anywhere about sub 2 hour half marathon times, because I have never run a sub 2 hour half. That's my goal, which I've been working towards for several years. My best time is 2:15, and yes, that was at a bibbed, matted, and timed race that your "friend" is free to inspect to his heart's content. It will show I ran the full race, slower than I'd like, but without cutting corners. Just like all the others I've run. Listen, kiddo. I get it. You lack discipline and ambition. You would never be able to finish even a half marathon honestly, because you don't have the mental fortitude or commitment needed to put in the months of training towards even a modest goal. So you assume that everyone else must be cheating, just like you would have to. As always, the demonstrably false things you choose to believe end up saying a whole lot more about you than they do about the people you're trying, and failing, to troll.
2019-09-19 03:31:52	FirstnameLastname	patrickstomlinson	And they'll come down faster each time, with fewer subscribers each time, until the abyss swallows you, child.
2019-09-17 10:34:16	StarshipPedo	patrickstomlinson	Yes, by trolls.
2019-09-17 08:51:08	StarshipPedo	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child. I spend a few minutes a day beating you. Collectively, you spend many, many hours a day failing to hurt me. You lose. I win. Every single time.
2019-09-17 08:34:42	StarshipPedo	patrickstomlinson	Honey. Ten times zero is still zero.
2019-09-17 08:24:12	StarshipPedo	patrickstomlinson	I did not live in Milwaukee until 2011, child. You're bad at everything.
2019-09-17 03:56:24	StarshipPedo	patrickstomlinson	Still not raging, child. I'm not mad at you. I'm entertained by you. Your impotence and constant failure is very funny to me.
2019-09-17 03:24:10	StarshipPedo	patrickstomlinson	I don't have to wait and see, child. My wife wouldn't touch any of you with anything except a collapsible baton, Hooligans thinks you're all pathetic jokes, and you've been trying in vain to get my twitter suspended again for two solid months without so much as a temporary lock to show for your efforts. You are impotent, child. That's not going to change in the future. Nothing you want will ever happen.
2019-09-17 03:12:37	StarshipPedo	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You will not accomplish a single one of those things. you will fail, as you always an only do. It's your mission in life to fail. And coming here says I enjoy watching the people who wished for my death failing at everything, over and over and over again.
2019-09-17 03:02:26	StarshipPedo	patrickstomlinson	Anonymos tips cannot trigger a Red Flag injunction, child. You're just stupid.
2019-09-17 03:02:26	StarshipPedo	patrickstomlinson	Anonymos tips cannot trigger a Red Flag injunction, child. You're just stupid.
2019-09-17 02:49:26	StarshipPedo	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You're not. Because I'm not mentally unstable in any way. You're going to fail at this, just like you've failed at every other dumbass plan you've come up with to take anything from me. Shall we go down the list? Take my Twitter: Failed. Take my FB: Failed. Take my IG: Failed. Get my publisher to drop me: Failed. Get me removed from TV: Failed. Get me banned from Hooligans: Failed. Get Me banned from my gym: Failed. Get my wife to leave me: Failed. Get me to commit suicide: Failed. Nothing you do ever works, child. You only lose. My guns are staying right here with me, sweetie, and there's nothing you will ever be able to do about it.
2019-09-17 02:46:27	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Sounds like you've never read any book.
2019-09-17 02:39:14	StarshipPedo	patrickstomlinson	Actually, it would be delightful, because the police will ask for your real names, contact info, your relationship to me, and specific details of either violence, or credible threats. None of which any of you have, or will be willing to provide. Sorry, kiddo. Did you really think Red Flag laws let an internet hate mob of anonymous cowards get a court injunction against a real person? I'm constantly amazed at how utterly stupid every last one of you are.
2019-09-17 01:20:21	StarshipPedo	patrickstomlinson	None of which will apply to me, because none of you have any standing to make a report. You're very stupid, children.
2019-09-17 01:01:40	StarshipPedo	patrickstomlinson	No, child, you're not. And you might want to learn how to spell misogynist if you want your fake accusation to stick.
2019-09-16 10:41:47	StarshipPedo	patrickstomlinson	I don't care about you, child. You don't matter. None of you do. You're all here, trying to get a piece of me, and failing. You're too unimportant to attack. And that's what kills you.
2019-09-16 10:25:34	StarshipPedo	patrickstomlinson	I spent the whole day with my wife, child. Because you don't bother me. You entertain me. And you couldn't steal her from me with every tiny dick on this sub combined.
2019-09-16 10:11:32	StarshipPedo	patrickstomlinson	In time, child. Hardly matters in the meantime.
2019-09-16 06:44:29	StarshipPedo	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You'll fail at these, just as you've failed at every other plan you've ever come up with against me. Nothing you do ever works. Why do you enjoy failing so much?
2019-09-16 06:32:30	StarshipPedo	patrickstomlinson	You never have, child.
2019-09-16 05:56:17	StarshipPedo	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I won't.
2019-09-16 02:41:10	FirstnameLastname	patrickstomlinson	It ended over a month ago, child. You're just too dumb to realize it.
2019-09-16 01:59:59	FirstnameLastname	patrickstomlinson	Yet again, you have not stated a single fact, and never will.
2019-09-16 01:52:39	FirstnameLastname	patrickstomlinson	You are in your death spasms, child. Every time you lose a sub, you lose 30%-40% of your subscribers. Everytime you start a new one (or two) they're banned even faster than the last time. You're fading into nothingness even as the target of your irrational obsession and hatred rises. You only fail, and I only win. All the forced laughter in the world won't change that reality, little one.
2019-09-16 01:35:06	FirstnameLastname	patrickstomlinson	It isn't, child. Thanks for the screenshot.
2019-09-15 05:05:58	StarshipRepo	patrickstomlinson	Wrong as always, child.
2019-09-15 04:45:30	StarshipRepo	patrickstomlinson	I still haven't, delusional child.
2019-09-15 04:35:29	StarshipRepo	patrickstomlinson	No, child. It is not. I have never lied to any of you, about anything. I've never needed to, and I will never need to. You, however, tell so many lies among yourselves that you can't even keep straight which things were made up by a member of your own community. It's really quite entertaining to watch.
2019-09-15 03:28:02	StarshipRepo	patrickstomlinson	There is no plagiarism present in the article, child. Nor is "Rock Hoppers" taken from an existing show. The NYT does not accept payment in exchange for publishing op-eds. That's not how it operates. Its income comes from subscriptions and advertisements. If I'd paid for it to be published, it would be tagged as sponsored content. It's not tagged that way, because I did not pay for it, or anything else to be published, anywhere, ever. Run along now, child.
2019-09-14 06:34:31	StarshipRepo	patrickstomlinson	Everything in your post is quite false, child. I was paid for my Op-ed, this is a fact. There is no plagiarism present in the article, also fact. Neither my wife, myself, or my publishers have ever spent a penny on positive reviews for any of my novels. Fact. And most of my social media followers and engagement are real people. All facts. What you should be asking yourself is why you're so desperate to believe complete fiction?
2019-09-14 06:22:43	StarshipRepo	patrickstomlinson	No, child, you didn't. I find how desperate you are to believe things that are demonstrably untrue to be quite amusing.
2019-09-14 03:34:10	StarshipRepo	patrickstomlinson	I paid nothing to have it published, child. I was paid to write it. Nor was my op-ed unsolicited. The editor requested it from me even before I wrote it.
2019-09-14 03:26:29	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	No, child, they literally weren't. Bye now.
2019-09-13 07:42:05	StarshipRepo	patrickstomlinson	No, child. They aren't. Not a single one of you has ever hurt my feelings, because all you do is lie, and lies can't harm me. And no, child, the NYTs does not accept payment in exchange for publishing op-eds. I have already been paid, just as I was the last time I wrote for them, and just as I will be on the next piece that has already been accepted. You don't understand how anything works, child, because you've never accomplished anything of your own which would have given you the opportunity to learn. And never will as long as this is what you choose to do with your miserable existence.
2019-09-13 02:15:02	StarshipRepo	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You have never hit a nerve, and never will. And the check from the NYT has already landed in my account.
2019-09-12 08:16:46	StarshipRepo	patrickstomlinson	It didn't happen, child. As with everything else your community insists is real, it never occured.
2019-09-12 07:37:36	StarshipRepo	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I didn't.
2019-09-12 06:29:37	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll.
2019-09-12 02:46:37	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll.
2019-09-11 03:02:19	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	You would lose that bet, child.
2019-09-11 03:01:19	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll.
2019-09-08 03:37:27	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	I'm not a scientologist, child.
2019-09-07 06:17:50	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Buy it. This book is absolute dynamite. An accountant goes to war and somehow it's amazing.
2019-09-06 03:09:20	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	I'll never know. And neither will you.
2019-09-05 04:02:12	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Wrong as always, child Hush now. You're still irrelevant.
2019-09-04 04:05:03	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Shhhhh, child. You're irrelevant.
2019-09-04 03:46:09	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Hush, child.
2019-09-03 04:08:39	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	The story is public record, child.
2019-09-03 03:45:31	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	I don't have to try to be masculine, child.
2019-09-03 02:08:22	RoastMe	patrickstomlinson	Hi. That's my face in the picture, photoshopped onto another person's body. I did not consent to it being used here. Moderators, please delete this post and ban the user.
2019-09-03 02:06:17	RoastMe	patrickstomlinson	Hi. That's my face in the picture, photoshopped onto another person's body. I did not consent to it being used here. Moderators, please delete this post and ban the user.
2019-09-02 08:00:08	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	No, child, there still isn't a single true bullet point in your list. Revise it with some facts and we can talk.
2019-09-02 07:49:20	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Sweetheart, you've never risen to my level. My name is Patrick Tomlinson. What's yours? That part of basic human interaction hasn't "evolved." You're trying to hide from it, because you're a coward. We both know it. Only one of us is avoiding it.
2019-09-02 07:37:20	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Said the troll without fully realizing their part in the parable.
2019-09-02 06:33:16	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Honey, you can't even aspire to being my equal. I treat people who are willing to behave like humans, like humans. You aren't willing to. Let me educate you on how to have a genuine human interaction, because you genuinely don't seem to know. Step 1: Introduce yourself. Hello, stranger. My actual name that other human beings who know me use is Patrick Tomlinson. What is your actual name that other human beings who know you in real life call you? When you can answer that question honestly, we can begin to have a genuine human interaction. Once you've given your actual human name, we can move on to Step 2 of your education in how to behave like a real human boy. Not before.
2019-09-02 06:22:57	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	There is not a single fact among that screed, child.
2019-09-02 03:56:54	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You didn't. As is always the case, I'm simply stating facts. Your behavior is not that of a human. You're just a troll, by choice. You could decide right now to stop being a troll and behave like a human being, but you don't.
2019-09-02 02:56:41	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	No, child. It's an accurate way of explaining why you're an impotent coward.
2019-09-02 02:38:33	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Awful, crushing news. Let Jim know his family is in your thoughts.
2019-09-02 02:37:10	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Becasue he sarcastically asked who I was, child. I answered him. That's not the reason I don't believe he, or any of the rest of you, shouldn't be taken seriously however. You shouldn't be taken seriously because you're anonymous, trolling, lying cowards. Although it is interesting how often those characteristics coincide with low follower/karma counts, that correlation doesn't necessarily equal causation. There are plenty of thoughtful, intelligent people with a handful of followers whom I take quite seriously. You're just not among them, for the reasons I already explained.
2019-09-02 02:25:56	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	You are not another human, child. You are a degenerate, trolling coward.
2019-09-01 07:33:47	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Wrong on all counts, child.
2019-09-01 04:57:09	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	No, you didn't. And no, I'm not. My manuscripts are known to be quite clean when they're turned in, because they go through at least two drafts before my editor ever sees them, including a proofreading pass. I don't bother doing so on my social media posts, because I'm not getting paid for them and it's a much more free-flowing medium anyway. If you honestly believe a person's tweets or posts are reflective of the quality of their polished manuscripts, I humbly submit it's because you have exactly no experience writing long form work under contract.
2019-09-01 04:54:18	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You are not.
2019-09-01 04:26:49	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	I did not make the "joke," child. You did.
2019-09-01 04:20:25	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Sure it is, child.
2019-09-01 04:19:27	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	I'm not lying, child.
2019-09-01 04:18:32	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I am not.
2019-09-01 04:18:00	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	No, child, there is not. But I understand why you are so desperate to believe what isn't true.
2019-09-01 04:16:05	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	No, child. It means the only person bringing up raping babies here is, and has always been, you. Because you're a degenerate.
2019-09-01 04:15:04	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You are not.
2019-09-01 04:14:50	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	It goes over well with the people paying me to write.
2019-09-01 04:14:21	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	I'm not bringing a civil lawsuit, child. The charges being investigated are criminal.
2019-09-01 04:13:41	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	That's not how any of this works, child.
2019-09-01 04:12:45	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	You did none of these things, child.
2019-08-31 06:23:51	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Not everyone shares your hobbies, child.
2019-08-31 06:22:50	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. They did.
2019-08-31 06:22:29	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	You heard wrong, child.
2019-08-31 06:22:11	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Rules are made to be broken, child. And yes, I meant professional author. Becasue that's what I am.
2019-08-31 05:28:48	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I'm not. Bye bye.
2019-08-31 05:28:31	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. They did.
2019-08-31 05:08:21	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Really looking forward to this. The first season took a little while to get going, but by the end it was telling a more coherent story and through plot than Simpsons or Futurama ever attempted. The characters have grown on me and the comedy is ramping up along with the world-building.
2019-08-31 05:05:52	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	You can't understand the context only becasue you are deeply stupid, child.
2019-08-31 05:04:39	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	No, child. They have not.
2019-08-31 05:04:15	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	I'm not making comebacks, child.
2019-08-31 05:03:33	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Nope, just a slip of one keystroke.
2019-08-31 05:03:00	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	The story is public, child.
2019-08-31 05:02:43	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	That's why authors have copyeditors, child.
2019-08-31 03:30:52	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	My day has already been amazing, child. Lots of good news and new opportunities resenting themselves. Sorry you have nothing to look forward to.
2019-08-31 03:28:48	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	I do not lie to anyone, child. Myself included.
2019-08-31 03:28:14	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	No, child, they aren't. They're just the facts, calmly stated.
2019-08-31 03:27:41	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. They did.
2019-08-31 03:27:09	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child.
2019-08-31 03:26:29	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	The story is public knowledge, child.
2019-08-31 03:26:08	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	They aren't, child.
2019-08-31 03:25:26	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child.
2019-08-30 07:58:55	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. Impersonating the police is one of the many crimes your community is guilty of, and currently under investigation for.
2019-08-30 07:58:02	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	I'll be happy to show you my trophy case sometime. Other subs have adapted to them. It requires active moderation. They're only here because they know your permissive mods aren't paying attention.
2019-08-30 07:44:46	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	I oppose the lies they tell, yes. My mental health is just fine. What's necessary is better moderation of your sub to clear them out as they appear. I neither encourage, nor embrace the liars who have decided it is their mission to destroy my life over the course of a year. I fight them, and win.
2019-08-30 07:37:56	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	I do not lie at all, child. All of those events occured, and all of them have eye-witnesses. Just like your group's impersonation of the police.
2019-08-30 07:34:46	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	I've never provoked a fight. Here or anywhere else. I have a dedicated group of psychotic trolls who have been criminally harassing me for a year now. They follow me around like lost ducklings. Ban them, and the problem goes away.
2019-08-30 07:30:27	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	I love my daughter very much, child. And unlike you anonymous cowards, I've never hidden a thing.
2019-08-30 07:28:12	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	It's public record, child. Go find it yourself. Have fun.
2019-08-30 07:27:33	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I mean I make.
2019-08-30 07:27:11	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. Tens of thousands.
2019-08-30 07:26:48	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	No, child. They're not attempted comebacks. They're just facts, calmly stated.
2019-08-30 07:26:00	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	I've never lied to any of you, child. I don't need to. They're not laughing. They're working. Sleep tight.
2019-08-30 07:25:10	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	That isn't what occurred, child.
2019-08-30 07:24:50	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	This information is already public, child.
2019-08-30 04:45:25	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	No, they are recreationally criminals. And the police don't like being impersonated. Makes them quite cross, actually.
2019-08-30 04:43:50	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Both posts are true, child.
2019-08-30 04:43:19	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Quite sure, child.
2019-08-30 04:42:47	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	No, child. They did not. They thought you were fruity as fuck. Just as everyone else does, child.
2019-08-30 04:41:11	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Not at all, child. You're a no one. Statement remains true.
2019-08-30 03:54:42	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	You sound scared, child.
2019-08-30 03:44:09	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	They are working on acquiring names, child. Anonymity is not the impenetrable shield you believe it is. VPN's, tor end nodes, and cloned phone numbers are not obstacles to law enforcement with subpoena powers. Sleep tight.
2019-08-30 03:42:29	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child, they do. And yes, child, they are. My words are, as always, simply the unvarnished truth. I always come through.
2019-08-30 03:40:41	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	No one cares what you drew, child.
2019-08-30 03:38:44	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	No, child, it is not.
2019-08-30 03:37:52	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Project brighter, child.
2019-08-30 03:36:57	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	No, child, they didn't. They found you just as tedious and dull as I do.
2019-08-30 03:35:20	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Except I get paid tens of thousands per year to write, child. And these still aren't comebacks. Only facts. Which is not a thing you have even a passing understanding of.
2019-08-30 03:33:50	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Sweetheart, this already happened. The police took it very seriously and opened an investigation, which is ongoing. Don't commit crimes.
2019-08-30 03:32:23	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	No, child. Self-employed. As in makes money working for myself.
2019-08-29 22:34:35	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Mmm, honey, leave psychology to professionals. You don't even qualify for an armchair.
2019-08-29 22:33:14	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I have not.
2019-08-29 22:32:59	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You've never been right about anything, and never will be.
2019-08-29 22:29:18	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	The police have those IP addresses, child. And they're using them.
2019-08-29 22:28:01	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	No, child. Someone issued multiple death threats across the internet, which is a crime. Someone physically stalked me, which is a crime. Someone committed telephone harassment against local businesses, which is a crime. Someone impersonated the police, which is a crime. The police are not laughing about any of these crimes. Neither is the DA.
2019-08-29 05:30:14	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Wrong as always, child.
2019-08-29 05:30:01	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I have not.
2019-08-29 05:29:45	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	That's because you're stupid, child.
2019-08-29 05:27:48	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	Careful what you wish for, child.
2019-08-29 01:33:18	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I haven't. I don't need to. The truth is more than enough for me, while you hide behind anonymity like the coward you have been your entire life.
2019-08-29 01:22:17	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	No, child, I have not. You have a knack only for getting every single thing wrong in hilarious and embarrassing ways.
2019-08-29 01:21:16	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child. And I don't have to prove anything to you. You don't matter, and never can.
2019-08-29 01:07:35	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	I've never lied to a single one of you, child. I don't need to.
2019-08-29 01:06:18	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	I've provided plentiful evidence, emails, screengrabs, and eye-witness reports of all of these things to the police, child. So has my publisher.
2019-08-28 12:02:18	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	The police are not monitoring me at all, child. They are watching you very closely, however, because your community is guilty of actual crimes. They're waiting for you to slip up. Please, leave a bigger trail.
2019-08-28 11:52:11	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	I don't instigate any of you, child. I simply tell you the truth. Often, it's truth you don't want to hear. And the truth is your community has committed a wide variety of crimes which were worth of the attention of law enforcement. That's just a fact. If you don't want o be brought to the attention of law enforcement, don't send death threats, rape threats, impersonate the police, and physically stalk people. It's really easy to not commit felonies if you try.
2019-08-28 08:42:29	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	Correct. Nothing you said bothered me. I'm just here to remind you of the true scale of your failure. I don't have to invest any more dollars on any of you, child. You never had an online presence, and never will. You're nothing. And no one.
2019-08-28 08:39:41	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	I don't lie, little one. It's the thing you hate most about me.
2019-08-28 07:35:26	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	Oh, honey, no. That's not what happened. It wasn't your flaccid insults that drew my attention, it was your crimes. The death threats, the stalking, the police impersonation, the telephone harassment. These are all felonies, child. You are criminals, and criminals deserve attention. Nor have you cost me anything. You've made me money, in the end. Nor have you had any impact on my self-respect, because you have never said a single true thing about me. You fake reviews are being slowly but inevitably buried as actual readers supplant them with honest ratings. I have another book already under contract, and yet another being negotiated. Making my IG private each night to stave off your fake bot follower attacks takes two seconds, and isn't a comfort issue for me. Meanwhile, you're castrated. You'll never again have the numbers you need to effectively launch the sorts of attacks that got my twitter suspended unjustly, or be able to review bomb my new releases in the kind of volume that would matter. You will never hurt anyone like you tried to hurt me again, and it eats you up inside. Because that's how you define yourselves, by being the worst, most toxic people on the internet. It's the only thing you take pride in. And now it's gone. And you have only yourselves to blame.
2019-08-28 07:24:44	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	None of those things occurred, little one.
2019-08-28 06:00:32	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	Oh but child, I'm not arguing with anyone. I'm simply explaining reality to you, because you are so far removed from it. Yes, my twitter was unjustly taken by your community. But the money I invested getting it back has already been returned with interest. I already have thousands more followers than I started with, and thousands more dollars to go with them. In the end, this has only benefited me by expanding my platform, growing my reputation, and padding my bottom line. Meanwhile, your people lost their largest sub, over a dozen replacements, and your fallback hate website. You've lost your community, your ability to harm new targets, and your ability to regroup and regenerate. You've gone from the most toxic and feared community on this website to a laughingstock, when you're remembered at all. You are a cautionary tale. An object lesson. And a test case. Your example will educate thousands more people on the tactics that ultimately beat you. You've lost the only things you cared about, hurting innocent people in front of tens of thousands of subscribers. And you are never getting it back.
2019-08-28 05:49:34	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	I'm not running for President, child.
2019-08-28 01:36:28	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I have been self-employed for 11 years. As in, I have run my own business and paid my own bills/taxes for that entire time. You're really dumb.
2019-08-28 00:33:19	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I don't. And no, child. I'm not.
2019-08-28 00:23:18	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child. I don't have to lie about anything, and never have.
2019-08-28 00:13:03	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	I have copyeditors for that, child.
2019-08-28 00:02:31	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	I've already explained to you, several times, that number isn't available until a book has been out for a minimum of six months. That's when a full accounting of all copies sold, across all versions, platforms, and languages, is tallied up and sent out in the form of a royalty statement, which is only done twice per year. But even when I do have it, I see no reason to give it to you.
2019-08-27 23:52:27	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	I've been in the industry for five yeas now, child.
2019-08-27 10:13:00	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	Shit is all your efforts are worth, child. I spent thousands successfully undoing what thousands of you dishonestly did to get my account unjustly suspended. And already made it back, with interest. Did you earn interest on the time you spent on me, little one? Of course you didn't. None of you did. None of you will. My bank account thanks you for your efforts.
2019-08-27 09:54:41	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	It sounds like a bad gamble to you because you don't know a single fact about this industry, child. If it was a bad gamble, I wouldn't have another book coming next year, and another coming the year after that. You don't seem to have an answer to that. You don't have an answer to that, because you're not speaking from a position of knowledge or experience. You're just desperately trying to bullshit other trolls who also don't know the first thing about my profession who are also incentivized by their own failures in life to believe the worse about the person they randomly agreed was their next enemy. Except I'm not like any of your other arbitrarily-chosen foes. Which is why you're here, trying to chip away at me, in front of fewer than 200 subscribers, on your tenth ban-evading sub in the last three months. All because not one of you dead-enders had two brain cells to rub together to realize you were beaten. Outmatched. Bested. i get it on some level. This had never happened to you before. You thought you owned this website. Bigger people had wilted before you in the past. You'd never faced consequences before. Your victims made national news, and yet you kept trolling on. You really, truly believed you were untouchable. And then you fucked with me. I can shut you down with a keystroke. I haven't, because I sincerely enjoy watching all of you squirm as you fail to recapture what you used to be. But it's growing tedious. You're not delivering. Dance for me.
2019-08-27 09:32:49	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	I have thousands of dollars to spend, child. Because it's an investment in myself that I've already made back and then some. Do you and dozens of your friends normally spend a year of your empty lives throwing everything you can at a single complete stranger, only to lose. Every single time? Yes, you do. That is your new normal. Strap in for it.
2019-08-27 09:21:24	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	Oh, but honey, I didn't make any promises to Tor. That isn't how any of this works. Tor makes their own judgement on a new author's value and takes a risk on them. That's what an advance is. And after two books, they want two more. Because their risk was rewarded beyond their satisfaction. Tor doesn't need to "pump out" anything. They're the single largest sci-fi and fantasy publisher in the country. They get to pick and choose who they want to work with, and they want to work with me. You still aren't listening, child. Because actually listening would break you.
2019-08-27 09:10:57	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	Because I don't engage in comebacks, child. Just facts. Which none of you have. Which is why none of you have your subs, either.
2019-08-27 06:37:10	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	You think about cocks a lot, huh?
2019-08-27 06:33:43	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	I didn't claim I'm waging war against you, child. The war is over. You lost. I won.
2019-08-27 06:19:17	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	You do know everyone can see the \*edited tags on your posts, right, child?
2019-08-27 06:11:31	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	You've never read a word out of any of them, child.
2019-08-27 06:11:06	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	Only if they cared enough to, child. I don't.
2019-08-27 06:10:27	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	I'm not being funny right now, child. I am calmly explaining the reality you have all created for yourselves to you.
2019-08-27 06:09:36	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	I'm not arguing with trolls, child. I'm countering people who have spent a year lying about me, every single day, in the most disgusting ways, with the stated intention of destroying my life. They didn't. And now I'm taking a little victory lap to rub their faces in their (your) failure. It may be petty, I'll give you that, but it's the opposite of insecurity.
2019-08-27 05:02:11	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	You try so hard yet fail so miserably at being a trolling nobody, it's beyond cringe.
2019-08-27 04:59:07	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	I don't need to say it, child. It's a fact all by itself.
2019-08-27 04:57:09	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	As I thought, you have nothing. Goodbye, little one.
2019-08-27 04:55:13	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	I have no idea what any of that means, child. But yes, it sounds bad and most likely illegal, and is something you should stop doing.
2019-08-27 04:53:17	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	You are not listening, child, because you're not interested in learning from your mistakes. You're trying, and failing, to get one over on me, when reality is opposite of everything you believe, and everything you claim. This is because you don't know anything about my profession. If you did, you would know the fact I already have another book with Tor and a fourth on the way is proof they're happy with their investment and satisfied with their sales. You were ALMOST right about one thing. They would have been crazy to offer me a third book deal if I sold as poorly as you believe I do. Except they aren't crazy. And they've offered me not one but two more books. What does that tell you about your assumptions, child? Think hard.
2019-08-27 04:48:45	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	You would bet wrong, child. On all counts.
2019-08-27 04:04:42	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	You aren't a mistake, but your behavior most certainly is. Improve on it.
2019-08-27 03:56:44	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	No child. You're not failing. You have failed. Completely and irrecoverably. Every day I wake up is another day living my dream job, and expanding my reach. Every day you wake up is another day the relevance and power you used to have being a member of your old sub slips further into the past, never to be replaced or replicated. I find it hilarious.
2019-08-27 03:54:37	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	No, child, he didn't. He said I work with his wife, and he has proof. I do not, and he does not. My reputation around Milwaukee is quite good. I'm sorry reality is so at odds with your fantasy life, but I can't help you.
2019-08-27 03:51:56	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	No, child, you have not met me, nor my wife, even a single time. You are a simply awful liar.
2019-08-27 03:50:45	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	No one cares, child. You only expose yourself as a degenerate and a sociopath with such behavior. Your antic harm me or my reputation in exactly no way.
2019-08-27 03:10:49	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	Neither you nor your wife, if she exists, has ever met me, child. I have not worked for anyone but myself since moving to MKE eight years ago. She could not know me "through her work." Further, I was born and raised in WI, and have lived here for more than 80% of my life. Nor have I ever been to Atlanta except to drive through it or change airplanes. Sorry, kiddo. You just suck at lying.
2019-08-27 03:03:02	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	Oh yes, child. Watching you fail, over and over, is very funny to me.
2019-08-26 23:31:16	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	You have never met me, child. And you are very bad at lying.
2019-08-26 23:23:34	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child. It does. No, child, I'm not. Like everything else you need to believe to protect your fragile egos from the truth, this too is entirely made up.
2019-08-26 23:10:45	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	Sweetheart, you have never been right about anything. It doesn't make me mad. It makes me laugh.
2019-08-26 23:07:42	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	You have never met me, child, and do not know anyone through my wife's business.
2019-08-26 23:06:24	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	No, you haven't.
2019-08-26 23:05:58	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	No, child. They pay an advance, and then royalties once that advance has "earned out." I make royalties on my first three books, child. My fourth has only been out for a year and change, and was about to earn out on the last statement, which was from four months ago. It was my debut with Tor, which was a big step up from my previous publisher. Think of it like going from AAA to the majors. This was also not just a new publisher, but a new, untested series. They were prudent to release it in trade paperback to test the waters. This is how careers are built in this industry, little one.
2019-08-26 09:59:33	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Hush, child. You have nothing to say.
2019-08-26 09:58:23	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	Sweetheart. You're very stupid and everything you say is untrue.
2019-08-26 09:53:51	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Barnes & Noble and Half Price Books throughout North America, as well as hundreds of independent bookstores across the country. And Waterstones in the UK. Oh, and Germany and the Czech Republic. You haven't found them because you haven't looked. Which is fine with me because I have no interest in having you as a reader.
2019-08-26 09:43:39	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	I'm simply refuting the lies you tell, child. Stop lying and I'll stop refuting. Simple.
2019-08-26 09:41:15	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	It's really amusing, watching people who know absolutely nothing about an industry, try to talk as though they have a deep understanding of its inner workings, to other people equally clueless. Royalties are paid out once a book recoups the advance paid to the author, not the publisher's costs, which are always much less. In my case, the advances were substantial for a debut author to the label, so they have taken more time to recoup before royalties start getting paid. Further, royalties lag sales by a minimum of six months, as they are only paid out twice a year. There hasn't been enough time yet since my most recent book dropped in May for any royalties to have been tallied and paid out at all, and won't be for another three months at minimum. Further, comparatively few books debut in hardcover anymore. The more popular route for publishers is what's called the "Trade Paperback," which is a larger format than the traditional mass-market paperback and bridges the cost gap between the two. Many very popular and successful books and even series are printed entirely in trade paperback these days, especially in the sci-fi and fantasy genres where I write. The Expanse series, for example, didn't get a hardcover release until its fourth installment. The first three books were all in trade paperback, even after it secured a TV deal.
2019-08-26 09:26:18	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	They're very easy to find when you know how to search a name alphabetically. But since you can't, I can understand why it's such a challenge.
2019-08-26 05:28:01	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Except I haven't failed at any of those things, child.
2019-08-26 05:25:10	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Yes child, they are. And no, child, I didn't.
2019-08-26 03:59:33	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Oh, honey, no. You lost, bigly. Nothing you did stuck, your platforms are destroyed, and you've been scattered to the four winds. Your hatred and toxicity ended up burning only yourselves, and even you greatest "victory" proved illusionary. All your death threats. All your doxing. All your suicide demands. All your memes and imitation accounts and fake reviews and a year spent trying to bring me down instead brought you down. All your efforts, pissed away because you're not even good at being stalkers and trolls. No one cares what you do, little incel. You can mock me until your dicks fall off. No one will see. No one will hear. While I will continue to publish new books, option new screenplays, sell new op-eds, and grow my platform. Enjoy watching your enemy eclipse you in every way for the rest of your lives.
2019-08-26 03:53:27	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	No one knows who Will Tate is, child. I'm quite sane. But after a year of death threats, suicide demands, doxing, and stalking, I'm enjoying rubbing your faces in your abject failure. Don't worry, I'll get bored soon and you will return to complete obscurity for the rest of your pointless little lives.
2019-08-26 03:50:02	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, little one.
2019-08-26 02:39:30	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	No one cares what you do, child.
2019-08-26 02:38:24	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	You would have to speak English, first.
2019-08-26 02:36:44	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	No, child. They are not. Go to any bookstore they're sold at (which is most of them) and see if you can buy them for 29% or 45% off cover price. You'll be disappointed. Traditionally published authors like myself do not spend money on their books. I was already paid considerable advances on both of them, and will be getting royalties as soon as the earn out, which looks to be soon. I'm not bleeding money, child. I'm rolling in it, with another multi-book contract being drawn up even now. I'm sorry you're stupid, but I can't help you.
2019-08-25 22:24:17	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	I do not have an obsession with "child," child. You have an obsession with acting like one, so I refer to you as your behavior demands. Stop acting like a child, and I will stop treating you like one. Simple.
2019-08-25 22:14:32	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	None of my books have been reduced in price, child. Nor do I have very many expenses as an author. You're really, tragically stupid.
2019-08-25 22:11:36	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	None are true, child. Nothing any of you have ever said about me has been true, and never will be, because you're obsessed with an imaginary version of me that you created for yourselves so that you could feel better about your own miserable existences. Oh, BTW, even after I block you which I'm about to do again with great pleasure, I still have a team of people who keep an eye on everything you say and do. They send me screen grabs of the more serious stuff. So, a couple things you should know. 1) That email in the contact section of my blog is not my publisher, you mouth-breathing git. It's my literary agent. 2) You're like the seventh idiot to get the "brilliant" idea to email him spouting absurd lies to try and harm me. It didn't work the first six times, either. 3) A screengrab of your plan has already been sent to him. He's expecting your emails/calls, and will be only too happy to laugh in your face, just like everyone else in the world does. Yes, Paul, I did consider this possibility, and have taken the necessary precautions, just as I have for every other lames ass, castrated idea you losers come up with. Anyway, have a nice Sunday, and really think hard about finding something else to do with your life. Maybe something you might even be good at, because you suck balls as a troll.
2019-08-25 05:35:58	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Exactly none, actually. And yes, you are ineffectual, and impotent, and castrated. But again, thank you for admitting to me that you're a waste. Now, admit it to yourself and do something about it. Blocking you now.
2019-08-25 05:32:35	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	No, child, I'm not. Nor have I quit anything. My wife does not earn more money than I do, not that I would care if she did. Indeed, she probably will in the coming years, and that's just fine with me. My books sell just fine. They sell in the tens of thousands, actually. Many hundreds was just one book, in one month, in one format. I don't have to provide you with proof, because your opinion doesn't matter. I'm really not sure what the rest of that was supposed to mean, but it's obvious you're a racist at minimum, and definitely the misogynist you falsely accuse me of being. As for my verification badge, remember how you said I'd never get my twitter account back? How'd that work out, child? If you were going to get me banned again, you would have done it already. You can't, because Twitter is watching out for your false reporting attacks this time, and I've learned from the last time. You'll never land that punch again, and deep down you know it. Face it, obsessed nobody, your life is devoid of meaning and you've been soundly beaten by the very person you spent an entire year impotently trying to destroy. Which is why you're so mad.
2019-08-25 05:30:46	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	I'm not legally barred, child. That's just another lie you tell yourself. As for what happened, it's public knowledge. And no, it never involved even an accusation of abuse, because there never was any. Why you have to continue lying about something as serious as child abuse is beyond me.
2019-08-25 05:19:45	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	I recommend you not obsess over anyone, child. Find something better to do with yourself. You're ineffectual as an internet troll. I really need you to understand that part. You're not even good at this one thing you apparently take pride in. None of you are.
2019-08-25 04:18:12	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Because I'm not overweight, child. But thank you for being honest about being a loser with no direction or purpose in your life. I knew that already, of course, but hearing it directly from you is a good first step towards not being as much of a loser. You could start by actually doing something with yourself other than obsess over people who aren't losers.
2019-08-25 02:50:47	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	You most certainly are, yes.
2019-08-25 02:50:08	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	My marriage is doing just fine, child. The only thing that's ended is your ability to harm me in any way. Oh, and ten of your subs and website. Those are ended, too, along with your sliver of relevance. Should have left me alone last year, but you're too dumb to learn from your mistakes.
2019-08-25 02:47:09	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	No, child, I am not. And no, that never happens. I'm only too happy to block you, however. Your lies aren't listened to by anyone.
2019-08-24 01:15:37	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Wrong yet again, child. As you always and only are.
2019-08-23 22:35:40	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	I have no crimes to discover, child. And your lies have all been delisted from Google. Should have worked harder to keep your subs open.
2019-08-23 22:32:55	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	It ended weeks ago, child. You're just too stupid to realize it.
2019-08-23 05:31:06	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	You are a bit confused about everything, child. It doesn't matter what you're doing inside your little circle jerk. None of you have any ability to hurt me anymore. You've been castrated. I've had things figured out for years. Which is why I'm more popular than ever, and only growing in strength and relevance.
2019-08-23 05:28:06	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	I've never lied to any of you, child.
2019-08-23 05:27:49	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Oh sweetie, you've never made me shed even a single tear.
2019-08-23 05:26:49	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	It ended weeks ago, child. You lost, and will never recover.
2019-08-22 06:38:34	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	You are mentally ill. Seek professional help.
2019-08-22 06:00:11	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Nice. Wish I hadn't traded my '12 in on my '17. Would have been a great first bike for my wife.
2019-08-22 05:57:16	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Said the stalker on their 1000th troll account they use to hate an innocent stranger.
2019-08-22 05:56:07	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Said the stalker on their 1000th troll account.
2019-08-22 05:24:25	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Oh honey, that wasn't an essay. Just a handful of facts that none of you want to face.
2019-08-22 05:22:44	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Vey well, actually. Seeing as your hate subs have all been smashed and your website taken down. You have done nothing but lose and fail for months now. Nor have I made anything up. I don't need to. Your group really has been reduced to grade school pranks like ordering pizza to my house. You're beaten and powerless to do anything else. It makes me smile.
2019-08-22 04:30:22	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Many hundreds, child. And you do not understand how pricing, royalties, or advances work in the publishing industry. I have already made substantially more than $24k so far this year. And no, no major publication accepts payments from writers to publish their columns. That isn't how any of this works. The topic of my next op-ed isn't time sensitive, so publishing it two weeks from now has no impact on its relevance. The contract and W9 has already been signed and returned for the piece. They're committed to publishing it now. Face it, child, you're an ineffectual troll who doesn't understand a single thing about the world. Which is why you keep losing. Over. And over. And over.
2019-08-22 04:00:12	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	I've never lied to any of you, my child. I don't need to.
2019-08-22 03:57:52	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Because I enjoy kicking you while you're down.
2019-08-21 02:33:32	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Many hundreds, child, and those are just the paperback sales from vendors that report to Neilson monthly, which is less than half of them at this point. It doesn't include eBooks, audio, library, large print/braille, or any foreign sales at all. All told, what's reported to Neilson, which Amazon is only responsible for a fraction of, is only about 20%-25% of actual sales once everything is tallied up and royalty statements are sent out. Like everything else you try so desperately to dig up, you really, really need to believe you have some kind of "gotcha" going against me. But you don't. You know nothing about this industry, and nothing about how real life actually works. Which is probably why I keep beating you. Over. And over. And over. Goodbye, child.
2019-08-21 02:24:58	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Sweetheart, nothing you have ever said about me is true. Not once in a year of your obsession. You're so far from shore, you don't even remember what was true and what you made up anymore. You are mentally ill. Seek professional help.
2019-08-20 06:00:20	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	I won't know until the end of the month, child. That's how months work. And I didn't quit the half marathon. Better question; why is you life so devoid of meaning and purpose that you spend your every waking moment obsessing over every aspect of mine? I know the answer. it's time you face it, too.
2019-08-20 04:25:08	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child.
2019-08-20 04:21:14	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child. I've never lied to any of you. I don't need to. you, however, lie with every breath. It's the only thing you can do, because reality has been so unkind to you.
2019-08-20 02:19:51	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Wrong on both counts, child. As you always are.
2019-08-20 02:15:10	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	No, sweetheart, you're not going to do anything. Your impotence is total and complete.
2019-08-19 22:35:42	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Just link to my blog next time. Thanks.
2019-08-19 22:34:42	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	It's okay to make fun of stupid people like yourself, yes. And I didn't try to buy a Nazi toy in Germany. Nazi toys are illegal in Germany, which you would know if you weren't so catastrophically stupid.
2019-08-19 01:45:05	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Your IQ matches your reddit karma.
2019-08-18 08:34:36	books	patrickstomlinson	Tor Books is not a vanity press, little one.
2019-08-14 10:09:54	books	patrickstomlinson	That's not how this industry operates.
2019-08-14 06:51:19	books	patrickstomlinson	As a Macmillan author, I'm not happy about this. Libraries serve underprivileged communities across our country. Growing up poor in central Wisconsin, the library was the only avenue I had to develop my lifelong love of reading and storytelling. Without access to those books early in my life, I wouldn't have grown up to be the reader and author I am today, and I certainly wouldn't have six bookshelves full of books I've spent thousands of dollars on now that my budget allows for it. Giving library customers access to a publisher's work is an investment in the future of not only the publish, but society as a whole. Starving libraries of content is shortsighted and trades future growth for short-term profits.
2019-08-10 02:37:23	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	You are mentally ill.
2019-08-09 23:09:40	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Never have. Not everyone shares your hobbies.
2019-08-09 22:05:22	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Two pieces are in the editing process now, while a third is being written. Don't you ever get tired of being wrong about absolutely everything?
2019-08-09 05:32:23	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	And no one will ever care about your lies, from now until the end of time, because you are irrelevant. Sorry, kiddo. Goodbye now.
2019-08-09 05:30:54	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	No, child, I never cheated on my ex-wife, and did not even meet my new wife until after we were already separated. And I've run six half-marathons already, so the second part of your theory is likewise a lie. Just like everything else you have ever said about me. I still don't know why you think it's acceptable or justified behavior, but since you don't matter, I don't really care either. Goodbye troll.
2019-08-08 23:03:33	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Nothing you say has ever bee true, child. Lying is the only way you can deal with your impotence. Goodbye now, impotent troll.
2019-08-08 23:01:24	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	No, child, I was not. My account was locked by mistake, which Twitter has already apologized for. Which you know, because you obsess over my every post and word. Why is lying all you have?
2019-08-08 19:37:14	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	I was never suspended from reddit, child. Nor was I suspended from Twitter. Goodbye, troll.
2019-08-08 19:35:18	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Your trolling doesn't matter, child. Nothing you do matters. You are impotent. Goodbye, troll.
2019-08-08 11:47:24	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Wrong three times, child. Three strikes, you're out. Blocking you now.
2019-07-31 07:53:54	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	I've never lied about anything on the internet, child. I don't need to. Goodbye, troll.
2019-07-31 07:50:59	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Because everyone who actually attends GenCon knows signings take place on the dealer room floor and don't require tickets, child. Which is why no one except noobs buys them. You can just walk right up to the table nd get a book signed. It's been that way for the ten years I've been attending. I'm sorry you're stupid. I can't help you.
2019-07-31 05:09:07	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	I can see you don't know what I'm talking about. That's quite obvious.
2019-07-31 04:37:29	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child, that's what "cast out" means. Thanks for keeping up.
2019-07-31 04:36:36	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	You heard wrong, child. And no, my fabulous bike is made in Hinckley, England, like all Triumphs.
2019-07-30 23:26:39	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	You'll have to excuse them. They're trolls who lost their subreddit because they couldn't stop harassing me for almost a year. Now they're cast out into the wilderness and have nowhere to go.
2019-07-30 03:25:51	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	I didn't break the rules in the first place, child, and I certainly didn't say any "sexist misogynist shit." That never occurred. Which is why when actual employees at Twitter reviewed the situation, they realized no rules had actually been broken and reinstated my account. And both my FB and IG are now beyond your ability to impact. So sorry, but you've been cyber-castrated. If only you'd recognized you were outmatched months ago, you'd still have your subs. It's been fun rubbing your failure in your face, but I'm needed elsewhere. Scream into the dark abyss where your soul should be, little one. Goodbye, troll.
2019-07-30 03:24:22	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	Wrong on all counts, child. As always.
2019-07-30 02:53:04	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I am none of those things. I think it's okay to punch Nazis, nothing more. This isn't a controversial opinion among decent people. Which is why all your sad attempts to paint me as an abusive misogynist have fallen flat on their face as soon as regular people read your "evidence," of which you have none. It's why you keep failing. Over and over again. Goodbye, troll.
2019-07-30 02:51:12	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	Nothing you say has ever been true, child. No matter how many times you repeat the lies.
2019-07-30 02:50:44	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	No, child, I won't. Twitter is aware of your tactics now, and is monitoring for them. I'm sorry, but your one victory over me was an illusion. Just like your relevance. Goodbye, troll.
2019-07-30 02:48:34	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	I've never lied to your group of degenerates about anything, child. You need to believe I'm lying, because the truth is I'm exactly what I claim to be, and that means my life is better than yours in every way. And that's a reality you just can't bear to face. So you assume that I must be lying, just as you do, ever moment of every day. It's really sad, child. Goodbye, troll.
2019-07-30 02:10:34	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	I didn't lose legal custody of my daughter, child. That didn't occur. Nor are any of the rest of your claims about me remotely true. Lying is all you have, and it no longer works. You've been exposed, and deleted. Goodbye, troll.
2019-07-30 02:09:02	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	You did, sweetheart. Learn from your mistakes.
2019-07-30 02:04:13	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	That never happened, child. I'm only a danger to frauds, fascists, and trolls like yourself. Lying was your only weapon, and now you're left shooting blanks in an empty room. Irrelevant, impotent, and forgotten. Goodbye, troll.
2019-07-29 22:31:17	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	None of the above is remotely true, child. I'm sorry your parents beat you, but not everyone was abused. And not everyone is a coward as you are.
2019-07-29 22:29:25	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	No, child. I'm simply telling the truth about you, while you continue to lie about me. That's how you ended up here, deprived of your community, without your subs, website, or ability to harm anyone anymore, which is the only way you can feel any self-worth. Lying has consequences, child. Goodbye, troll.
2019-07-29 18:00:00	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	But you are a troll, child. And that's all you're ever going to be.
2019-07-29 08:04:29	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	If that were true, you wouldn't have started this thread specifically to talk about... wait for it... me. But you did. And then you commented. It's obvious you care very much. And that's sad. Goodbye, troll.
2019-07-29 06:42:12	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	You heard wrong, child. Royal Enfields are made in India. Triumphs are made in England, and are actually an older make than Harley (which is moving factories overseas to get around retaliatory tariffs, incidentally). Triumph is a globally respected brand. Harleys are overpriced bikes made for old guys with bad backs who can't go fast anymore, and Sons of Anarchy cosplayers who only buy them for the name. Real motorcyclists like myself laugh at them, just as I laugh at cowards too scared to use their real names who think they're more manly than me. You're not, sweetheart. And never will be. Goodbye, troll.
2019-07-29 06:32:12	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	No, child, it didn't. Nor is it going to happen in the future. I'm sorry you've lost everything you cared about. Maybe you should have left me alone.
2019-07-29 02:59:36	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	Oh, honey, are you in for a shock.
2019-07-29 02:07:12	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	Untrue. I ignored it for months. It only intensified. Now I've given it some of my attention and instead of hundreds of people, it's down to only five dead enders who have been driven off every significant platform.
2019-07-28 22:45:46	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	None of the above is true, child. Does it bother you that you're completely irrelevant and have lost the only community you cared about because you couldn't leave well enough alone?
2019-07-28 22:42:38	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	I am none of the above, child. Goodbye, troll.
2019-07-28 09:54:25	LoganLynn	patrickstomlinson	Sure do. Be an actual man and use your own name. But you'll never do that, will you, coward? Goodbye, troll.
2019-07-28 09:53:13	aww	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll.
2019-07-28 09:52:41	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	No, child, it's one of the very best. Hush now.
2019-07-28 09:52:04	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll.
2019-07-28 09:51:20	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Which one? I've written many female characters, troll. Goodbye now.
2019-07-27 23:07:30	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll.
2019-07-26 03:18:23	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	How has nobody said "The Traitor Baru Cormorant" yet? Ticks all those boxes and more.
2019-07-24 04:56:20	aww	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll.
2019-07-24 04:34:38	aww	patrickstomlinson	They look like they're about to drop a Christian Metal album.
2019-07-24 03:34:01	worldnews	patrickstomlinson	Cool. Now do the US.
2019-07-24 01:10:55	suggestmeabook	patrickstomlinson	The Warded Man by Peter V Brett.
2019-07-23 22:45:46	movies	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll.
2019-07-23 22:44:59	movies	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll.
2019-07-23 10:33:09	movies	patrickstomlinson	Why is this your life?
2019-07-23 07:16:29	movies	patrickstomlinson	Last Action Hero?
2019-07-23 06:50:37	worldnews	patrickstomlinson	My wife doesn't spell either of her names that way. You're really bad at trolling.
2019-07-23 05:57:53	worldnews	patrickstomlinson	They were given the option of job retraining in the green energy sector, coding, and other forward-looking industries by Clinton. They voted for Trump because he was going to build a wall. Fuck 'em.
2019-07-23 05:55:58	worldnews	patrickstomlinson	If only we had anti-trust and anti-monopoly laws...
2019-07-23 05:51:12	worldnews	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll.
2019-07-23 03:39:21	worldnews	patrickstomlinson	That's the 4th (5th?) coal mine to go under this year in the US despite Trump's EPA (Extra Pollution Agency) easing regulations on safety and dump coal ash in public waterways. Meanwhile, solar and wind prices continue to plummet past parity with fossil fuels even after having their subsidies slashed. Coal was doomed long ago by simple market forces. It was never going to be saved.
2019-07-23 02:53:01	suggestmeabook	patrickstomlinson	You are mentally ill. Seek professional help. Blocking you now.
2019-07-23 01:59:41	suggestmeabook	patrickstomlinson	Implied Spaces by Walter John Williams. A stand-alone sci-fi story that smashes together genres and tropes like a super-collider. It was criminally underrated when it came out and lead me to the rest of his work, including the excellent Praxis trilogy.
2019-07-23 01:42:42	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Then you should be arrested.
2019-07-22 23:55:29	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	You are checking into a ten-month long campaign of criminal harassment.
2019-07-22 23:07:08	worldnews	patrickstomlinson	https://opienanthony.com/topic/880-do-you-think-patty-cakes-cried-when-his-twitter-got-suspended/?do=findComment&comment=8026 Goodbye, troll.
2019-07-22 10:59:11	worldnews	patrickstomlinson	That's your obsession, little one. Not mine. Please go project your shameful nature elsewhere.
2019-07-22 09:53:51	worldnews	patrickstomlinson	No, little one, you're very confused. My books, bike, and ability to keep a marriage and family together are all exceptional. Sometimes you just pair up with an ill-fitting partner. Life happens. Just, not to you. You'll need to have one first.
2019-07-22 04:49:52	worldnews	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll.
2019-07-22 03:49:51	worldnews	patrickstomlinson	This has been obvious to anyone paying attention since June, 2016. Now do something about it. Impeach him, subpoena Sippy Cup Caligula, Uday, Qusay, Nepotism Barbie, and that Nordstrom's mannequin husband of hers into public hearings. Put them under oath. Get his tax returns from NY. Drag all of this evidence into the light for weeks, months, until it's all out in the open and it consumes every news cycle no matter what insane diarrhea he plaster onto Twitter from his 5am toilet session. ​ Then force the Senate not to convict this mobbed-up Russian asset. Permanently hang him like a lode stone around their necks. Make them complicit. And make sure it wraps up the week before the election. Go.
2019-07-22 03:41:58	worldnews	patrickstomlinson	Try reading it this time.
2019-07-22 03:41:23	worldnews	patrickstomlinson	Treason, graft, corruption, obstruction of justice, rape, witness tampering, witness intimidation, just off the top of my head.
2019-07-22 03:39:56	worldnews	patrickstomlinson	Someone didn't read the report.
2019-07-22 03:38:42	worldnews	patrickstomlinson	This "Wag the Dog" sequel sucks.
2019-07-21 21:10:13	books	patrickstomlinson	If there's one thing an editor never does, it's demand more exposition.
2019-07-21 21:03:40	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	I'm sorry your parents never loved you.
2019-07-21 19:47:31	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	[Checks IG] Nope, quite public. And no one on reddit cares what a troll on their 20th alt account has to say about anything. Goodbye.
2019-07-21 18:10:01	worldnews	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll.
2019-07-21 18:07:44	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	No one cares what you do, child. Goodbye, troll.
2019-07-21 12:20:26	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Be very careful what you wish for, child. Goodbye now, troll.
2019-07-21 11:01:35	worldnews	patrickstomlinson	Huge data breach of Putin's FSB? Wikileaks wasn't the one to publish it? How unsurprising.
2019-07-21 10:56:03	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll.
2019-07-21 10:55:12	suggestmeabook	patrickstomlinson	No one cares what you do, child. Goodbye, troll.
2019-07-21 05:19:36	books	patrickstomlinson	Thank you for explaining in such great detail how you understand exactly nothing about the publishing industry. It makes dismissing everything you have to say that much easier.
2019-07-21 04:29:52	books	patrickstomlinson	Nexus by Ramez Naam surpassed them both imho.
2019-07-21 04:26:41	suggestmeabook	patrickstomlinson	I have no crimes to forget, child. Bye now.
2019-07-21 04:23:11	books	patrickstomlinson	Several tens of thousands so far, although I won't know the exact number until the royalty statements come out next year. And yes, I'm aware a handful of trolls like yourself tell lies about myself and many other people. Bye now.
2019-07-21 01:50:20	books	patrickstomlinson	It's a nice way for authors to supplement their income. The pace of publication for us still maxes out at a book per year with most traditional publishers. And a lot of us can write more than a book per year, so either we sit around idle, take up other endeavors, or we write novellas set between the mainline book releases. This has several advantages. First, it keeps us writing. Second, it's a nice little boost to the old bottom line. And third, it keeps our readership engaged in between books. In a time of binge-consumption of all sorts of media, actually having to wait a year between releases risks readership wandering off after the next shiny object. Plugging that hole is important to keeping readers attention long term.
2019-07-21 00:39:53	suggestmeabook	patrickstomlinson	Ender's Game and Speaker for the Dead by Orson Scott Card are probably the closest you're going to get.
2019-07-21 00:37:44	suggestmeabook	patrickstomlinson	Red Shirts by John Scalzi. Quick read and a great dissection/inversion of a ton of sci-fi tropes and clichés.
2019-07-21 00:34:24	suggestmeabook	patrickstomlinson	Leviathan Wakes by James S.A. Corey. It's the beginning of the Expanse series and blends military sci-fi, horror, and thriller elements beautifully.
2019-07-21 00:24:52	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	It's a 1200cc. You're fine. Ride what you like.
2019-07-21 00:21:42	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll coward.
2019-07-20 23:50:33	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, Nazi troll.
2019-07-20 23:50:21	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll.
2019-07-20 23:50:07	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll.
2019-07-20 23:48:16	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	One of us is brave enough to use their real name. It's not you. Goodbye, troll.
2019-07-20 23:47:30	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll.
2019-07-20 22:22:54	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll.
2019-07-20 21:57:55	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll.
2019-07-20 21:12:39	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Nope. Not a single true statement in there. Goodbye, troll.
2019-07-20 21:11:26	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye, troll.
2019-07-20 21:08:15	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Oh look. Another Nazi.
2019-07-20 13:59:45	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Oh look. A Nazi.
2019-07-20 13:58:53	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	No, you didn't. Indeed, I find it very difficult to believe you've ever had consensual sex with another human being. Your obsession with me is consuming your life. You should seek professional help for your condition.
2019-07-20 11:23:31	books	patrickstomlinson	None of this is within a lightyear of the truth, little one. Go back to your Nazi forum. No one here is buying your crazy.
2019-07-20 11:17:06	books	patrickstomlinson	Goodbye troll.
2019-07-20 11:16:27	books	patrickstomlinson	Ah, and so are you.
2019-07-20 11:14:56	books	patrickstomlinson	The above is one of the trolls currently under criminal investigation for their campaign of harassment, death threats, and cyberstalking against me. Everything they have said is libel.
2019-07-20 11:13:20	books	patrickstomlinson	Because a small group of dead-ender trolls from the banned r/opienanthony subreddit have spent the last ten months of their lives waging an obsessive and criminal harassment campaign against me.
2019-07-20 05:55:02	books	patrickstomlinson	I think it depends on the timeframe. 64 years is several generations before the events of Hunger Games, long enough ago that it will be an entirely different set of characters, set in a timeframe we know very little about. There's a lot of room in that space to tell a new story that doesn't step on the one we already know. I think the trouble with prequels is often that they're not far enough in the past, focus on younger versions of characters we already know, and set up the story we've already been told. There's not much narrative room to work in there without running into continuity issues, and the story can come off as stale, derivative, and predictable.
2019-07-20 04:44:50	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	You are mentally ill. Seek professional help. You are being blocked now. Goodbye.
2019-07-20 04:43:48	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	I can't, because I'm not a liar.
2019-07-20 04:42:57	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	You are mentally ill. Seek professional help.
2019-07-20 04:42:07	books	patrickstomlinson	You are mentally ill. Seek professional help.
2019-07-20 03:16:33	books	patrickstomlinson	"The Last Stand of the Tin Can Sailors" is a historical book about the Battle of Samar Sea during WWII, where a handful of American destroyers and Jeep carriers took on the entire Japanese center fleet led by the battleship Yamato and won. It's a completely insane story of heroism and luck. ​ "Red November" is a biographical book about two generations of submariners fighting the Soviets during the Cold War, covering everything from the end of WWII, through the Cuban Missile Crisis, to the fall of the Berlin Wall. Fascinating subject.
2019-07-20 03:03:52	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Any Discworld book with Rincewind in it.
2019-07-20 03:00:31	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	You're losing two years of factory warranty for one thing. Both of my Thruxtons were bought new and never had any issues, but you never know.
2019-07-20 01:38:50	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	You are mentally ill. Seek professional help. This is the last time you will receive this advice. From now on, you will be blocked without comment, and your posts unread. Goodbye, troll.
2019-07-20 01:36:33	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Neither are true. Goodbye troll.
2019-07-19 23:17:26	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	I have nothing to be embarrassed about, and see no need to discuss my personal family life with abusive trolls. Find your own life to live. I've got mine handled.
2019-07-19 23:13:18	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	You are mentally ill. Seek professional help.
2019-07-19 23:12:53	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	You are mentally ill. Seek professional help.
2019-07-19 23:12:04	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	No, child, I do not. You are mentally ill. Seek professional help.
2019-07-19 20:50:59	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	You are mentally ill. Seek professional help.
2019-07-19 20:50:40	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	I don't. You are mentally ill. Seek professional help.
2019-07-19 20:49:51	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	I don't. You are mentally ill. Seek professional help.
2019-07-19 20:49:30	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	No, I a m not. You are mentally ill. Seek professional help.
2019-07-19 20:48:44	gifs	patrickstomlinson	Neither are true. Your continued obsession with my body is telling. You are mentally ill. Seek professional help.
2019-07-19 20:47:22	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	I don't own action figures either, child. You are mentally ill. Seek professional help.
2019-07-19 11:28:48	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	A 1200cc is not a motor scooter. I do not own "Star Wars dolls." You are mentally ill. Seek professional help.
2019-07-19 11:27:38	gifs	patrickstomlinson	You are mentally ill. Seek professional help.
2019-07-19 11:26:41	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	You are mentally ill. Seek professional help.
2019-07-19 09:16:07	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child, it will. No, child, she didn't. No, child, I'm not. You are mentally ill. Seek professional help.
2019-07-19 08:26:10	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Yes, child, it will. No, child, she didn't. You are mentally ill. Seek professional help.
2019-07-19 08:24:46	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	You are mentally ill. Seek professional help.
2019-07-19 08:23:45	gifs	patrickstomlinson	You are mentally ill. Seek professional help.
2019-07-19 07:39:36	worldnews	patrickstomlinson	It's a long story. Short version is dead-enders from the defunct r/opieandanthony subreddit have been following me around for almost a year flinging their poo around like zoo monkeys.
2019-07-19 05:58:23	books	patrickstomlinson	You should probably know the trolls following me around like sad puppies are currently under criminal investigation for death threats and cyberstalking. I've blocked most of them, but whatever they had to say should be viewed with extreme skepticism.
2019-07-19 04:49:36	gifs	patrickstomlinson	The only people who will be this excited to see Trump after he leaves the White House will be at a Klan meeting.
2019-07-19 04:44:14	books	patrickstomlinson	I really liked that book, definitely my favorite of his. Then again I was a teenager when I read it. Also, NEVER watch the movie. Wow was that a steamer. I honestly don't remember Arthur Levine, so that tells you something.
2019-07-19 04:41:06	worldnews	patrickstomlinson	Well not to be indelicate, but if any Mexican jail could have held onto him for more than the length of time it took to dig a tunnel to his cell, this wouldn't be a problem.
2019-07-19 01:52:00	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	No, little one, you're not here. You're still irrelevant, no one will ever believe your lies, and you're still mentally ill and in need of professional help. Oh, and you're blocked again.
2019-07-18 23:51:27	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	You are irrelevant, child. No one will ever believe your lies. You are mentally ill. Seek professional help. Blocking you now.
2019-07-18 23:16:45	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	You are mentally ill. Seek professional help. Blocking you now.
2019-07-18 20:36:57	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	You do not have a good point. You are mentally ill. Seek professional help. Blocking you now.
2019-07-18 19:37:36	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	You are mentally ill. Seek professional help.
2019-07-18 19:36:13	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	You are mentally ill. Seek professional help.
2019-07-18 19:33:48	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	You are mentally I'll. Seek professional help.
2019-07-18 04:38:23	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Ooffta. The furthest I've taken my Thruxton R is from Milwaukee to the Twin Cities, and that was enough for one day.
2019-07-18 04:35:56	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Don't know if I'll ever quite get over the weirdness of seeing a laundry list of book recommendations and thinking "Know her, drink with her, sat on panels with them, met them in San Jose..."
2019-07-18 02:59:59	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	The Thruxton R is one of the most expensive and respected bikes Triumph makes, child. Why are you so bad at this?
2019-07-18 02:54:54	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Fatherless? How are you guys always so wrong about absolutely everything? Your incompetence is simply staggering.
2019-07-18 02:49:52	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Correct, I'm not for now. But not for any of the disgusting lies you've told about the situation. Why do you think lying is appropriate or acceptable?
2019-07-18 02:48:26	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Three lies in one sentence. Not bad.
2019-07-18 02:47:39	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	No one cares what you hope for, child.
2019-07-17 21:39:04	pics	patrickstomlinson	You are mentally ill. Seek professional help.
2019-07-17 17:44:54	pics	patrickstomlinson	How is your mom's basement these days? I haven't seen it since she said your dad was getting suspicious.
2019-07-17 11:57:39	pics	patrickstomlinson	I am an adult, child. I'm sorry all the adults in your life failed you.
2019-07-17 11:04:08	pics	patrickstomlinson	That's the opposite of how words work, child.
2019-07-17 10:36:30	pics	patrickstomlinson	There's a reason you have negative karma, little one. And it's not because you're super awesome at debating. It's because you're dumb.
2019-07-17 09:51:27	pics	patrickstomlinson	I'm sorry, but I'm not certified to teach the developmentally disabled. You'll have to find someone with relevant experience to explain it to you.
2019-07-17 05:17:26	pics	patrickstomlinson	Look, everybody, just because Trump constantly says racist things, implements racist policies, supports racist candidates, and has the devotion of basically every racist voter in the country (and other countries) doesn't mean he's personally a racist. \[Holds hand up to ear\] Wait one, I'm being told that's exactly what it means.
2019-07-17 00:10:58	aww	patrickstomlinson	You are mentally ill. Seek professional help.
2019-07-16 21:24:02	aww	patrickstomlinson	Ours too. He'll stare out the window for hours but absolutely freak out if you take him out into the yard.
2019-07-16 21:20:30	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	The story is public, child. You are just lying. Because that's all you know how to do.
2019-07-16 20:37:52	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	You lose that bet.
2019-07-16 03:31:40	motorcycles	patrickstomlinson	It has less peak hp, yes, but only because it redlines at 8k rpms instead of 16k. It makes almost 90 ft lbs of torque, which is right in line with what liter bikes make at nearly the same weight. Off the line, it's very fast. Yes, it's a 1200 sport bike.
2019-07-15 22:57:13	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	No, I'm not. You are a Nazi, however.
2019-07-15 22:56:24	Cumtown	patrickstomlinson	You are mentally ill. Seek professional help.
2019-07-15 21:54:07	motorcycles	patrickstomlinson	Is it, though?
2019-07-15 20:57:03	Cumtown	patrickstomlinson	I'm doing an awfully bad job considering she's lost weight since we got married, then.
2019-07-15 20:56:09	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	You are mentally ill. Seek professional help.
2019-07-15 20:46:34	motorcycles	patrickstomlinson	Could be. I've had it since new.
2019-07-15 20:46:08	motorcycles	patrickstomlinson	Right? When I first had it, I thought it was hesitating in the higher rpms in 1st gear. Then I turned off the TCS and realized it was to only thing stopping it from popping wheelies every time I twisted the throttle.
2019-07-15 20:43:55	motorcycles	patrickstomlinson	A few someones are, yes. Sad, ain't it?
2019-07-15 20:41:36	Cumtown	patrickstomlinson	Awww, you think you deserve a retort. That's cute.
2019-07-15 07:57:19	motorcycles	patrickstomlinson	Not sure a 1200 sport bike really appeals to any demographic, but yes, what other people ride isn't my problem.
2019-07-15 07:47:59	motorcycles	patrickstomlinson	Awww, look at the widdle troll who doesn't ride motorcycles. It's really cute how you want to have an opinion.
2019-07-15 03:53:46	Cumtown	patrickstomlinson	So not at all, in both cases.
2019-07-14 13:00:20	Cumtown	patrickstomlinson	I have a better idea. Get over your obsession and find something else to do with your existence that doesn't involve lying about strangers. There really should have been an adult in your life to explain this to all of you before now.
2019-07-14 12:49:57	Cumtown	patrickstomlinson	And only one second to block your new alt, child. I've made you go away many times. You keep coming back because you need my acknowledgement, my attention. Well, you'll just have to learn to live without either. Bye bye.
2019-07-14 12:39:58	Cumtown	patrickstomlinson	And now I get the pleasure of doing it again. Thank you.
2019-07-14 01:23:13	scifi	patrickstomlinson	The Praxis trilogy by Walter John Williams. Also the Frontline series by Marko Kloos. Both excellent mil-spec sci-fi with an emphasis on tactics, strategy, and even political maneuvering.
2019-07-14 01:12:38	Cumtown	patrickstomlinson	I'm the only one in possession of facts, little guy.
2019-07-14 00:12:58	Cumtown	patrickstomlinson	No, little one, there is not, and no, he is not. Why is lying all you have? Last chance to answer before you're blocked. Then what will you do with your life?
2019-07-14 00:02:55	Cumtown	patrickstomlinson	Your continued obsession with my body is quite instructional. But alas, it doesn't matter how many times you tell a lie, it will always remain a lie.
2019-07-13 23:52:48	Cumtown	patrickstomlinson	Hmm, yet again, not a single fact present. Why is lying all you know how to do?
2019-07-13 21:13:24	Cumtown	patrickstomlinson	Because no one has ever accused me of anything, while two dozen women and counting have accused Trump. You're really bad at this.
2019-07-13 20:46:37	Cumtown	patrickstomlinson	Not at all. Lies deserve to be countered, and people who insist on acting like children should be labeled as such. Go victim blame somewhere else.
2019-07-13 11:29:44	Cumtown	patrickstomlinson	I don't know who either of you are, and like everyone else on the planet, I don't care.
2019-07-13 08:50:14	Cumtown	patrickstomlinson	So talk to him. No one else cares.
2019-07-13 08:49:43	Cumtown	patrickstomlinson	Stop lying about me and I'll have no reason to correct your falsehoods. Simple.
2019-07-13 08:48:02	Cumtown	patrickstomlinson	Why do you believe lying about child abuse is appropriate?
2019-07-13 08:46:11	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Why do you believe lying about child abuse is appropriate?
2019-07-13 08:42:23	freelanceWriters	patrickstomlinson	Why is lying your only trick?
2019-07-13 06:07:03	Cumtown	patrickstomlinson	No one knows what you're babbling about, crazy person. Find something else to do with the balance of your existence.
2019-07-13 05:56:55	Cumtown	patrickstomlinson	Why is this how you spend your lives?
2019-07-13 02:04:49	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	I won't stand for it.
2019-07-12 23:45:59	freelanceWriters	patrickstomlinson	Thank goodness no one cares what an anonymous internet coward thinks, then. Bye bye.
2019-07-12 22:58:56	freelanceWriters	patrickstomlinson	Why do you feel justified lying about something as serious as child abuse?
2019-07-12 04:09:44	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	British bike covered in traditional rain. Lovely.
2019-07-12 03:40:12	TwoXChromosomes	patrickstomlinson	Why do you think lying about something as serious as pedophilia is appropriate?
2019-07-12 03:37:38	freelanceWriters	patrickstomlinson	Nothing you say is remotely close to true, my little body-shaming misogynist. Blocking your new alt account, now
2019-07-12 03:21:00	freelanceWriters	patrickstomlinson	You are just precious.
2019-07-12 00:38:41	TwoXChromosomes	patrickstomlinson	You don't need anything, troll.
2019-07-11 23:37:55	TwoXChromosomes	patrickstomlinson	Ah, so that's what they were claiming. No, this person was not sent any "horrible shit." They're part of a group of trolls from the now banned r/OpienAnthony subreddit. Targeting innocent people for cyberstalking has been their MO for years.
2019-07-11 23:34:20	TwoXChromosomes	patrickstomlinson	The comment has been removed already, but I would take anything user \[checks notes\] NukeAllTheGayWhales claims happened with a grain of salt.
2019-07-11 23:31:26	TwoXChromosomes	patrickstomlinson	Comment on... what exactly?
2019-07-11 07:30:04	news	patrickstomlinson	Not in reality, no. But you guys always had trouble with that part.
2019-07-11 06:53:12	news	patrickstomlinson	Oh, it's not just him. There are a few dozen of them left. Used to be hundreds, but then their subs kept getting banned for bad behavior.
2019-07-11 05:14:29	news	patrickstomlinson	Fascist, yes. Lesbian, no. There's something wrong with being the former, nothing wrong with being the later. And their obsession goes back many months earlier than that. I'd suggest not going down any further, though. It'll be a lot longer than ten minutes wasted.
2019-07-11 05:10:40	news	patrickstomlinson	You found one of my lost ducklings. They imprint on the first thing they see.
2019-07-11 05:09:24	news	patrickstomlinson	Oh honey, stop pretending you read books.
2019-07-10 20:57:08	news	patrickstomlinson	A story you will only hear in the "richest country in the world."
2019-07-10 02:55:30	news	patrickstomlinson	You can't control yourself here, little one. Lack of control isn't actually a useful trait during a fight. Hopefully, you will never learn that lesson the hard way. Now, as to why you feel justified in lying about something as serious as pedophilia, that's also a lack of control. You should really see someone about your problem.
2019-07-09 04:30:51	news	patrickstomlinson	Which is still far, far below the 90% purity necessary to produce a nuclear weapon. Feel like that should get more attention. 4.5% is refined enough for use in nuclear power, not bombs.
2019-07-09 04:27:21	news	patrickstomlinson	No, I don't, because I didn't. I remember saying it's okay to punch Nazis, which isn't a controversial position.
2019-07-04 03:57:52	news	patrickstomlinson	It was insane charges were ever brought in the first place and a preview of how new anti-abortion measures will be weaponized against women. Being female is slowly being criminalized.
2019-07-04 03:56:08	news	patrickstomlinson	A lot of women wish their partners went down as often as Facebook.
2019-07-03 03:45:53	news	patrickstomlinson	For a really convincing futurist look at this technology applied on a worldwide scale, check out Ramez Naam's "Nexux" trilogy. Amazingly well-crafted storyline and world-building that takes a look at both the promise and the perils of tech-based telepathy.
2019-07-01 20:53:02	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	I answered your question. The answer is everything. You didn't answer mine, so now you're done.
2019-07-01 09:12:37	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Why is lying the only thing you know how to do? Last chance to answer.
2019-07-01 06:22:16	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	What's going on here is I've had a group of trolls from the banned r/Opienanthony subreddit following me around for nine months like lost ducklings, lying in reply to every post I put up because they don't have anything else to do with their lives. Your sub is being brigaded by trolls because I happen to like motorcycles. You're not the first sub to fall victim to these people.
2019-07-01 06:18:28	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Everything. I'm asking why.
2019-06-30 16:23:17	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Why is lying the only thing you know how to do?
2019-06-30 11:26:56	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	No, I was not. Nothing you've said is close to the truth, no matter how many times you repeat the lies. Which is why you're being blocked, because you have nothing of value to say.
2019-06-30 11:19:12	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	No, it has not. And no, you do not. Last chance to answer my question honestly. Can you do that, just one time? Why is lying the only thing you know how to do?
2019-06-30 11:15:13	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	No, it did not, and no, I did not. I'll ask again, profile with a racist and homophobic handle, why is lying the only thing you know how to do?
2019-06-30 11:11:30	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Why is lying the only thing you know how to do?
2019-06-30 11:06:34	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	You are lying about everything. I asked you why you are lying about everything. Please answer that question before continuing.
2019-06-30 10:56:38	funny	patrickstomlinson	None of the above is true. Why do you feel lying is acceptable or appropriate?
2019-06-30 10:55:46	scifi	patrickstomlinson	None of the above is true. Why do you feel lying is acceptable or appropriate?
2019-06-30 10:55:13	funny	patrickstomlinson	None of the above is true. Why do you feel lying is acceptable or appropriate?
2019-06-30 10:54:35	funny	patrickstomlinson	Neither are true. Why do you feel lying is acceptable and appropriate?
2019-06-30 10:40:05	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Please answer my question. Why is lying the only thing you know how to do? There must be a reason you feel entitled to lying about strangers. I would like to know what that reason is.
2019-06-30 10:38:27	motorcycles	patrickstomlinson	Nothing in your post is remotely true. Why is lying the only thing you know how to do?
2019-06-30 10:37:55	motorcycles	patrickstomlinson	Why is lying the only thing you know how to do?
2019-06-30 10:35:40	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Why is lying the only thing you know how to do?
2019-06-30 10:32:27	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Please answer my question. Why is lying the only thing you know how to do?
2019-06-30 10:24:25	Triumph	patrickstomlinson	Why is lying the only thing you know how to do?
2019-06-30 10:20:01	motorcycles	patrickstomlinson	Thank you. She's a beast.
2019-06-30 10:19:22	motorcycles	patrickstomlinson	Never rode before, huh? Children don't tend to ride 1200cc bikes, no.
2019-06-30 07:50:58	funny	patrickstomlinson	I'm not being homophobic, little nothing.
2019-06-30 07:43:59	motorcycles	patrickstomlinson	Nope. Why is lying the only thing you know how to do?
2019-06-30 07:43:36	motorcycles	patrickstomlinson	Nope, just a 100hp, 1200 cc motor.
2019-06-30 02:46:18	news	patrickstomlinson	Sounds a little Destiny...
2019-06-29 19:39:26	news	patrickstomlinson	I did quite literally say "on an incredibly small scale."
2019-06-29 12:09:02	news	patrickstomlinson	A methed-up squirrel would be able to see the future.
2019-06-29 12:06:34	news	patrickstomlinson	Yeah, years ago. We're already at the experimental stage of testing the theory in a lab, although on an incredibly small scale. Basically the field test they're taking about is to see if the warping of space time can be observed and measured. There's good reason to think it will be.
2019-06-29 12:01:39	news	patrickstomlinson	Heaters. It's worked on damn near every other probe or rover they've sent out.
2019-06-29 11:57:05	funny	patrickstomlinson	Hush, little nothing.
2019-06-28 23:46:40	funny	patrickstomlinson	"Carol" is lying. It's all your group knows how to do. I am not, because I have no need to. Goodbye, little one.
2019-06-28 19:58:14	funny	patrickstomlinson	I don't. Which is why I don't lie.
2019-06-28 09:12:44	news	patrickstomlinson	[Looks at literally everywhere else.] Because it's not the point.
2019-06-28 08:34:38	news	patrickstomlinson	Do I need to?
2019-06-28 05:28:27	science	patrickstomlinson	Fun facts. Titan's atmosphere is actually half again denser than Earth's, while it's surface gravity is only 0.14g. This drone can therefore carry much more weight in instruments or batteries than a drone on Earth, extending its endurance greatly. In fact, the atmosphere is so thick and the gravity so light that an average human being could flap artificial wings hard enough to fly through the air like a bird. Only problem is it's -300 degrees. Otherwise, great vacation spot.
2019-06-28 05:25:45	funny	patrickstomlinson	You laugh, but I was carjacked in 2004. The guy demanded the keys for my 97 Mustang GT. I asked him if he could drive stick. He said "No." We kinda stared at each other for a while until he asked if I could show him how. I said sure if you've got a few hours. He wandered off and I drove my stick-shift car home.
2019-06-28 05:19:07	news	patrickstomlinson	Fun facts. Titan's atmosphere is actually half again denser than Earth's, while it's surface gravity is only 0.14g. This drone can therefore carry much more weight in instruments or batteries than a drone on Earth, extending its endurance greatly. In fact, the atmosphere is so thick and the gravity so light that an average human being could flap artificial wings hard enough to fly through the air like a bird. Only problem is it's -300 degrees. Otherwise, great vacation spot.
2019-06-28 04:58:29	news	patrickstomlinson	Amazing. Only have to wait fifteen years now to see what's lurking in Titan's lakes and rivers.
2019-06-28 03:17:00	news	patrickstomlinson	Got that, citizens of gerrymandered states? If you don't like it, all you have to do is vote in a democratic majority that will pass new laws against gerrymandering, which will never happen because republican gerrymandering means your votes don't count and you can never win. Democracy just as our founders intended.
2019-06-27 09:19:42	aww	patrickstomlinson	Good boy. Good dog. Everybody's good. I'm not crying you're crying.
2019-06-27 05:35:29	news	patrickstomlinson	Couldn't have happened to a more deserving group of white supremacist traitors.
2019-06-27 02:57:49	scifi	patrickstomlinson	Why do you feel lying is justified and appropriate?
2019-06-25 01:38:46	news	patrickstomlinson	When you've lost gam gam's knitting circle, you've lost the culture war.
2019-06-25 00:09:33	scifi	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again. That was your last chance to explain why you feel justified in lying. Since you refused to take it, it's time to say goodnight.
2019-06-24 23:59:25	scifi	patrickstomlinson	That is not why my twitter was suspended. Indeed, the reality is my twitter was suspended for standing up to racism. Why do you feel lying is justified or appropriate?
2019-06-24 23:56:02	scifi	patrickstomlinson	It is lying, because it literally wasn't. It is not a fact. Why do you feel lying is appropriate or justified?
2019-06-24 23:55:15	scifi	patrickstomlinson	No, little one. It was suspended because of your false mass reporting attack. Another user has already posted a link to the proof of this. Why do you feel lying is appropriate or justified? Last chance to answer a question honestly for once.
2019-06-24 23:50:47	scifi	patrickstomlinson	No, I'm not. And no, it isn't.
2019-06-24 23:49:31	scifi	patrickstomlinson	Yes, you are. I would like to know why.
2019-06-24 23:48:06	aww	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, as always.
2019-06-24 22:56:16	scifi	patrickstomlinson	No, but it sure seems to be having that unintended effect.
2019-06-24 21:33:50	scifi	patrickstomlinson	Why do you feel lying is justified or appropriate?
2019-06-24 21:32:57	news	patrickstomlinson	Stop being a troll. Try it.
2019-06-24 21:31:05	aww	patrickstomlinson	You're really bad at this.
2019-06-24 08:44:09	scifi	patrickstomlinson	The Broken Earth trilogy by NK Jemison. It starts out feeling like fantasy, but by the end, the magic is of such a refined and defined variety that is takes on most of the trappings of science.
2019-06-24 08:40:59	news	patrickstomlinson	A group of Wisconsin state senators did that a few years back, fleeing to IL to prevent a quorum for voting on Act 10. Except they did it to protect public school teachers instead of, you know, to protect raping the planet and killing mankind.
2019-06-23 06:09:20	news	patrickstomlinson	I'd have to lie to say that. Which I don't do. Sorry, child.
2019-06-23 04:29:29	news	patrickstomlinson	Ratatouille II sounds lit.
2019-06-23 04:28:37	news	patrickstomlinson	If it had landed on a plate, the quality of the wings would have roughly doubled.
2019-06-23 04:22:47	news	patrickstomlinson	Six hours to give an honest answer is long enough. Blocking you now, little liar.
2019-06-23 03:07:57	scifi	patrickstomlinson	Gotta read the rest of this series. 3BP was incredible, I just moved on to The Fifth Season and didn't make my way back yet.
2019-06-22 21:24:54	news	patrickstomlinson	Why do you feel justified in lying?
2019-06-22 11:05:22	scifi	patrickstomlinson	Couldn't hurt.
2019-06-22 05:19:10	scifi	patrickstomlinson	You have never read a book in your life, child. Bye now.
2019-06-22 03:29:29	scifi	patrickstomlinson	Watch the first twenty episodes, they're amazing. After that it starts feeling like watching a progressively worsening acid trip.
2019-06-21 23:06:21	news	patrickstomlinson	At least she's staying active in retirement. It's important to keep the mind sharp.
2019-06-21 21:38:53	news	patrickstomlinson	They will need horns to survive the coming water riots.
2019-06-21 21:36:40	news	patrickstomlinson	And yet they aren't. Instead, they're focused on hurting the LGBTQ community, who is harming exactly no one. Guess why. Go on, guess.
2019-06-21 21:31:07	news	patrickstomlinson	But keep them they do. And shield and protect them for decades.
2019-06-21 21:29:59	news	patrickstomlinson	I never said I didn't. It's everything else you're lying about. As is your custom.
2019-06-21 21:23:55	news	patrickstomlinson	Not at all. You're obsessed with behaving like a child, so that's how you get treated by adults. Grow up and you won't have that problem. Bye now.
2019-06-21 21:22:59	news	patrickstomlinson	Not even close. And not what this thread was about in the first place, which, if you will remember, was the economic death of coal.
2019-06-21 21:20:01	news	patrickstomlinson	No, little one. You believe whatever is convenient to further your preferred, false narrative. As does Mr. Del Arroz. As do all trolls. Which is the reason he was denied membership.
2019-06-21 21:12:06	news	patrickstomlinson	But shuffling thousands of child molesters from one church to the next for decades to hide and perpetuate their abuse is copacetic.
2019-06-21 21:08:34	news	patrickstomlinson	Anybody want to lay down bets how many divorced teachers work there that were never made an issue?
2019-06-21 20:53:56	news	patrickstomlinson	Took you that long to dig up another one, hmm?
2019-06-21 20:52:53	news	patrickstomlinson	You will believe anything.
2019-06-21 20:52:25	news	patrickstomlinson	You will believe anything.
2019-06-21 16:23:26	news	patrickstomlinson	You're right about one thing. You're no one.
2019-06-21 11:31:09	news	patrickstomlinson	Amazing. All those words and not a single true one among them.
2019-06-21 11:29:51	news	patrickstomlinson	I don't. Why do you actively lie about strangers?
2019-06-21 06:57:38	news	patrickstomlinson	No, he didn't. Bye now.
2019-06-21 06:56:36	news	patrickstomlinson	You mean putting out an image of the judge overseeing your case next to a set of crosshairs isn't cool? Color me shocked.
2019-06-21 06:53:06	news	patrickstomlinson	It's not an assumption. Hush now.
2019-06-21 06:52:20	news	patrickstomlinson	You don't care. Bye now.
2019-06-21 06:51:01	news	patrickstomlinson	Hush, little nothing.
2019-06-21 06:50:28	news	patrickstomlinson	I'm sorry the truth is uncomfortable for you, but your discomfort doesn't change the facts.
2019-06-21 06:49:19	news	patrickstomlinson	You have nothing to say.
2019-06-21 06:49:06	news	patrickstomlinson	Look at a map.
2019-06-21 06:48:47	news	patrickstomlinson	Your continued obsession with me is quite telling.
2019-06-21 05:19:26	news	patrickstomlinson	For someone commenting on a subreddit dedicated to news, you certainly don't seem to follow very much of it.
2019-06-21 05:18:13	news	patrickstomlinson	Wasn't a joke.
2019-06-21 04:35:04	news	patrickstomlinson	Ding ding ding!
2019-06-21 04:26:23	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Which never occurred. But at least you're finally discussing fantasy.
2019-06-21 04:25:14	news	patrickstomlinson	Nope, just telling the unvarnished truth.
2019-06-21 04:22:27	news	patrickstomlinson	I've been calling them concentration camps since before AOC was elected, thank you very much, because that's what they have always been. Dachau didn't start out as an extermination camp, it had to work up to it. Go on, ask a historian, or a holocaust expert, or a survivor of the Japanese American Internment. They are al telling you the same thing. These are concentration camps. In America. In 2019. Accept it.
2019-06-21 04:18:37	news	patrickstomlinson	Pence must be furious.
2019-06-21 04:17:25	news	patrickstomlinson	Because his reelection campaign depends on being cruel to brown people. It's the only thing his base wants.
2019-06-21 04:14:53	news	patrickstomlinson	Yes, because the problem with Dachau was inadequate funding.
2019-06-21 04:14:11	news	patrickstomlinson	So... when can we call the concentration camps again?
2019-06-21 04:13:06	news	patrickstomlinson	Gardener. The word you're looking for is gardener.
2019-06-21 04:08:43	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	What exactly is there to regret about the above? You seem confused and disoriented.
2019-06-21 03:14:27	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	"I can't watch Good Omens because f my religion." Okay, cool. "You can't watch Good Omens because of my religion." Haha. Sod off.
2019-06-20 23:47:34	news	patrickstomlinson	"I can't watch Good Omens because of my religion." Okay, cool. "You can't watch Good Omens because of my religion." Haha, sod off.
2019-06-20 23:34:11	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	I would also like to see more of this, but there's a built in bias in publishing against prologues and flashbacks. The old mantra of "Show, don't tell" is still very strong in the minds of many industry professionals. It would be difficult to convince most editors, not all, to take this route. Mark is a proven performer, so he's given a little more latitude to experiment.
2019-06-20 11:01:01	news	patrickstomlinson	Other groups of people aren't given guns and authority over the people they hate.
2019-06-20 10:59:34	news	patrickstomlinson	I didn't. I filed legitimate DCMA claims to protect my copyright, which as being abused.
2019-06-20 10:26:25	news	patrickstomlinson	"A few bad apples..." What everyone who falls back on that axiom to excuse police brutality, racism, etc is the second half. "A few bad apples spoil the cart."
2019-06-20 10:13:01	news	patrickstomlinson	We're in agreement that you're not the audience for my book. The rest is all you.
2019-06-20 10:10:34	news	patrickstomlinson	Not so, as I have no lust for children, and the police investigation is quite real.
2019-06-20 10:09:57	news	patrickstomlinson	Law enforcement has a different opinion when it comes to stalking, death threats, and impersonating a police officer.
2019-06-20 10:09:03	news	patrickstomlinson	I support neither of those things.
2019-06-20 10:07:50	news	patrickstomlinson	I'm glad. I genuinely don't want you as a reader of my work.
2019-06-20 10:06:37	news	patrickstomlinson	Why do you feel lying is appropriate?
2019-06-20 10:03:17	news	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, on both counts.
2019-06-20 10:02:17	news	patrickstomlinson	Neither claim is true.
2019-06-20 10:00:59	news	patrickstomlinson	True. Getting paid to play piano qualifies them, however.
2019-06-20 09:59:57	news	patrickstomlinson	I didn't admit to either of those false claims.
2019-06-20 09:57:21	news	patrickstomlinson	"People" is a stretch.
2019-06-20 09:57:03	news	patrickstomlinson	Nope. All legitimate.
2019-06-20 09:55:19	news	patrickstomlinson	Thank you for admitting that I am telling the truth and you are lying.
2019-06-20 09:54:50	news	patrickstomlinson	Not really, which is why there's a case number and a criminal complaint against your group. No one was laughing.
2019-06-20 09:53:48	news	patrickstomlinson	No, I don't.
2019-06-20 09:53:29	news	patrickstomlinson	No, I did not.
2019-06-20 09:52:22	news	patrickstomlinson	That's lovely. And when you finish reading it, well, I still won't care.
2019-06-20 09:51:37	news	patrickstomlinson	Your obsession with my is truly impressive.
2019-06-20 09:50:49	news	patrickstomlinson	Still interested to know why you're lying.
2019-06-20 09:49:57	news	patrickstomlinson	That is not the title of any of his books. Why do you need to lie?
2019-06-20 09:49:32	news	patrickstomlinson	I have no need to lie. The truth suits me fine.
2019-06-20 09:47:18	news	patrickstomlinson	Why is lying something you're proud of?
2019-06-20 09:46:31	news	patrickstomlinson	No, I did not.
2019-06-20 09:46:15	news	patrickstomlinson	There are no authorities chasing me, because I've done nothing illegal, unlike your group.
2019-06-20 09:45:34	news	patrickstomlinson	No, I'm not. And no, the Proud Boys and White Supremacists were not there to protest pedophilia. They were lying, just as you are. Always and only. My question is why?
2019-06-20 09:43:29	news	patrickstomlinson	Everything important, which is your custom. I just want to know why.
2019-06-20 09:42:35	news	patrickstomlinson	No, you haven't.
2019-06-20 08:53:38	news	patrickstomlinson	Please answer the question.
2019-06-20 08:52:49	news	patrickstomlinson	*it's
2019-06-20 08:50:44	news	patrickstomlinson	How is this not a Florida Man story?
2019-06-20 08:44:18	news	patrickstomlinson	No, they aren't.
2019-06-20 08:42:46	news	patrickstomlinson	Not really.
2019-06-20 08:40:34	news	patrickstomlinson	I don't. I still want to know why you feel lying is appropriate. It's okay, you don't have an answer.
2019-06-20 08:39:43	news	patrickstomlinson	Good. As I said, I prefer not to have you as a customer. So it all works out.
2019-06-20 08:35:20	news	patrickstomlinson	Says someone who has never eaten a meal I prepared, so their opinion is without basis or consequence.
2019-06-20 08:33:43	news	patrickstomlinson	Yes, you are.
2019-06-20 08:31:17	news	patrickstomlinson	Still want to know why you feel lying is justified, as you are doing now.
2019-06-20 08:30:34	news	patrickstomlinson	True. Repeatedly getting them published does, however.
2019-06-20 08:27:35	news	patrickstomlinson	Your words, not mine. Did you want to talk about the cocaine shipment, or are you done?
2019-06-20 08:26:21	news	patrickstomlinson	We aren't talking about homeowner systems, but a direct comparison to newly-constructed, industrial-scale green energy projects of the same output range as coal-fired plants. Those systems are already at or below parity, with or without subsidies factored in, which is why many utilities are opting to build them and even retire existing coal plants. Further, considering the majority of energy usage occurs during the daylight hours and drops off at night, your storage argument doesn't hold water either. The gap is taken over by nuclear, hydroelectric, and NG fired plants. There are very, very few places in the country where coal continues to make economic sense, and it will only get worse.
2019-06-20 08:20:41	news	patrickstomlinson	You really will believe anything you're told, huh?
2019-06-20 08:19:08	news	patrickstomlinson	Not really.
2019-06-20 08:18:51	news	patrickstomlinson	Another great question to ask yourself.
2019-06-20 07:58:01	news	patrickstomlinson	Good for you.
2019-06-20 07:57:31	news	patrickstomlinson	No, I admit that it's an excellent question for you to ask yourself. I was trying to be supportive of your newfound introspection.
2019-06-20 07:53:46	news	patrickstomlinson	But it really is an excellent question for you to ask yourself.
2019-06-20 07:52:36	news	patrickstomlinson	If you do, it still won't be plagiarism. But good luck getting it published. Let me know when you get an offer.
2019-06-20 07:51:52	news	patrickstomlinson	Listen, I know how much you love talking about me, but there are other places on Reddit to discuss books. This isn't the sub for it.
2019-06-20 07:41:42	news	patrickstomlinson	These are not comebacks, merely the truth of the matter.
2019-06-20 07:39:34	news	patrickstomlinson	Their money spends the same, and I much prefer them to you as customers, so everyone wins.
2019-06-20 07:38:03	news	patrickstomlinson	Repeating a lie ad nauseum doesn't actually make it true.
2019-06-20 07:34:28	news	patrickstomlinson	That is an excellent question for you and the rest of your group to ponder. I'm glad to see you're finally asking it.
2019-06-20 07:33:16	news	patrickstomlinson	Happily.
2019-06-20 07:32:24	news	patrickstomlinson	Yes, it is. There are no rumors, only lies generated deliberately and maliciously by your group, and limited to them. So again, why do you feel that it's appropriate to lie, especially about something so serious? Please note that I'm not asking you to tell another lie as you've just done again, I'm asking you to explain why you have been lying up to this point.
2019-06-20 07:29:26	news	patrickstomlinson	Quite real.
2019-06-20 07:28:58	news	patrickstomlinson	No, it literally isn't, and even if it were, sharing a book title is neither theft, nor plagiarism. We're right back to the question of why you feel lying is appropriate. Please answer that question before continuing.
2019-06-20 07:26:15	aww	patrickstomlinson	No, that is a baby snake. I'm not sure how you confused the two.
2019-06-20 07:20:20	news	patrickstomlinson	Everything said in the previous post is true and accurate. Please answer my question. Why do you feel lying is appropriate?
2019-06-20 07:19:28	news	patrickstomlinson	Your continued obsession with my body is quite telling.
2019-06-20 07:18:36	news	patrickstomlinson	Weird how I keep getting new books published, then.
2019-06-20 07:18:04	news	patrickstomlinson	I do not have girlfriend. I have a wife, and neither of us are putting on weight. Thank you for your concern.
2019-06-20 07:16:39	news	patrickstomlinson	Why yes, I would.
2019-06-20 07:15:49	aww	patrickstomlinson	It isn't. Why is everything about lying with you?
2019-06-20 07:15:06	news	patrickstomlinson	Why do you continue to lie? What is your justification?
2019-06-20 07:14:06	news	patrickstomlinson	I don't. Which is why I neither stole nor plagiarized anything.
2019-06-20 05:24:56	news	patrickstomlinson	I didn't say NG was a green alternative, I said it was one of the reasons coal was doomed, which is true. Further, if you want to talk subsidies, fossil fuels receive far more government subsidies than solar or wind. Without them, green energy is even cheaper still than legacy sources. One of us has actually been fact-checked by professionals. It's not you.
2019-06-20 05:05:26	news	patrickstomlinson	Coal was already dying as a simple matter of market economics. Natural gas continues to be cheaper, and per kilowatt hour prices of solar and wind continue to shrink past parity. Coal is doomed no matter what Trump's Environmental Pollution Agency does to try and turn back the clock.
2019-06-20 05:00:50	aww	patrickstomlinson	Get used to being wrong.
2019-06-20 04:50:14	news	patrickstomlinson	Next it'll be Waffle House coming out as pro-trans.
2019-06-20 04:47:34	aww	patrickstomlinson	No, I don't.
2019-06-20 04:46:40	news	patrickstomlinson	That's not how words work.
2019-06-20 03:33:11	aww	patrickstomlinson	What a sweet little danger noodle.
2019-06-20 03:30:19	news	patrickstomlinson	Trump lost his smartphone again, hmm?
2019-06-20 03:28:48	news	patrickstomlinson	I'm fine, thanks for asking.
2019-06-20 03:27:15	news	patrickstomlinson	I have no idea, having never experienced it. If I ever do, I'll get back to you.
2019-06-20 02:29:18	news	patrickstomlinson	When you've lost Cracker Barrel, you've lost the culture war.
2019-06-20 02:24:43	news	patrickstomlinson	I would first have to be guilty of a crime for that to happen, which I'm not, and I'm not the one with an active police investigation into their behavior. So again, why do you feel lying is appropriate?
2019-06-20 01:42:39	news	patrickstomlinson	Why do you think lying is appropriate or justified?
2019-06-19 23:45:47	news	patrickstomlinson	Port of entry, you say? Wall wouldn't have stopped it you say?
2019-06-18 11:03:17	politics	patrickstomlinson	Any Pulse club and Parkland survivors interested in staging a counter rally? I bet some folks will turn up for it.
2019-06-18 10:53:00	politics	patrickstomlinson	Shucks. Darn. It's almost like being racist only works for Donald Trump and everyone else still has to face social consequences for it.
2019-06-18 10:43:33	AskReddit	patrickstomlinson	Shhhhh, little one. You have nothing of value to contribute.
2019-06-18 10:42:16	AskReddit	patrickstomlinson	Shhhhh, little one. You have nothing of value to contribute.
2019-06-18 09:41:51	AskReddit	patrickstomlinson	Couldn't tell you. I've never had to beg any woman for sex.
2019-06-18 09:40:55	politics	patrickstomlinson	You really like lying, little one. Why is that?
2019-06-18 06:29:08	AskReddit	patrickstomlinson	Shhhhh, little one. You have nothing of value to contribute.
2019-06-18 05:35:10	AskReddit	patrickstomlinson	Shhhhh, little one. You have nothing of value to contribute.
2019-06-18 05:33:22	AskReddit	patrickstomlinson	Shhhhh, little one. You have nothing of value to contribute.
2019-06-18 05:30:11	AskReddit	patrickstomlinson	No, little one. It includes spending weeks in Europe, traveling to five different countries, experimenting with new cultures, architecture, museums, music, foods, and languages. Did you have anything of value to contribute, or...
2019-06-18 05:21:13	AskReddit	patrickstomlinson	You'll have to wish, because I'm not wrong. Hush now.
2019-06-18 04:46:54	AskReddit	patrickstomlinson	Foreign travel. Experiencing new languages, foods, cultures, histories, and ways of living is a transformational event that expands consciousness and breaks down barriers between people like nothing else.
2019-06-18 04:44:30	politics	patrickstomlinson	Just a brief reminder that Iran was verified compliant with the Obama-era nuclear deal we made with Tehran until Trump unilaterally pulled out of it, marking the first time the father of five children from three different women had ever pulled out of anything.
2019-06-18 04:34:19	politics	patrickstomlinson	Quite.
2019-06-18 04:13:59	politics	patrickstomlinson	So now we can add war crimes to the list of things Trump has slapped his name on.
2019-06-18 04:02:03	politics	patrickstomlinson	I'm sorry, this thread is about Mitch McConnell. There are plenty of other threads where you can talk about Donald Trump.
2019-06-18 03:04:23	politics	patrickstomlinson	A very narrow ruling, simply affirming that a single house of the VA legislature, absent the support of the state's Justice Department and Attorney General, can't legally mount a court challenge. It doesn't prevent future gerrymandering if the GOP retakes the state. Still, it's a small victory for democracy and worth celebrating with those caveats.
2019-06-18 02:52:24	politics	patrickstomlinson	The ol' Kentucky Terrapin comes out of his shell just long enough to shit on 9/11 first responders. Is there a more evil man anywhere in America?
2019-06-18 02:25:56	politics	patrickstomlinson	There is no Stacy from accounting. She is a hypothetical character used to illustrate a point.
2019-06-18 00:07:45	politics	patrickstomlinson	Too bad.
2019-06-17 05:20:04	politics	patrickstomlinson	This is what's known as a "Trial Balloon." It's the beginning of a process of normalizing a previously unthinkable idea by introducing it in a way that allows the originator to observe the reaction to it from the audience while deflecting responsibility for introducing it, often in a way that can be passed off as a joke or ironic should the roll-out go badly. Think of a husband who wants to test the waters of a threesome with his wife. He doesn't say "I want to have a threesome with Stacy from accounting." Instead, he says, "Stacy in accounting was drunk at the company Xmas party and said she wants to have a threesome with us. Isn't that crazy?" and then gages his wife's reaction. If she's interested, the conversation continues. If she's angry, he falls back and says it wasn't his idea, he was just repeating what Stacy said. That's what Trump is doing here. He's not saying, "I want to violate the Constitution by illegally remaining in office for a third or even fourth term to run out the clock on the avalanche of criminal charges and civil litigation that awaits me the second I'm dragged out of the White House," because that would be honest, and he's never told the truth in his life except by accident. Instead, he's introducing the idea of becoming a dictator unaccountable to the Constitution by laying the blame for the suggestion on his "supporters," all six of them. And Mitch McConnell is interested.
2019-06-17 04:59:32	politics	patrickstomlinson	He knows his next address after 1600 Pennsylvania Ave will be in a federal prison. He will absolutely try to remain in office after he is defeated (again).
2019-06-15 01:21:45	ChapoTrapHouse	patrickstomlinson	*your
2019-06-04 07:45:27	politics	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again.
2019-06-04 07:32:19	politics	patrickstomlinson	Incorrect. It's actually very easy to tell the difference between genuine criticism coming from someone who actually read the book, and the sad efforts of desperate trolls. The genuine critics don't bother me, indeed I've gone out of my way to make sure their reviews are left intact (there aren't many of them). The liars, otoh, are another matter. They get exposed, because lying is bad. Didn't anyone ever teach you that?
2019-06-04 07:20:36	politics	patrickstomlinson	Real reviews by people who actually read it are looking splendid.
2019-06-04 06:05:42	politics	patrickstomlinson	Wonderfully to both, thanks.
2019-06-04 00:23:35	politics	patrickstomlinson	I would first have to fail at any of those things. I'll let you know if it ever happens.
2019-06-03 12:22:14	ChapoTrapHouse	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, child.
2019-06-03 09:32:55	ChapoTrapHouse	patrickstomlinson	No one cares about your opinion, child.
2019-06-03 09:02:59	ChapoTrapHouse	patrickstomlinson	No child, that has not happened. Why is lying all you have?
2019-06-03 09:02:06	ChapoTrapHouse	patrickstomlinson	Because they're losers. Same as all trolls.
2019-06-03 08:19:41	ChapoTrapHouse	patrickstomlinson	Shhh, little nothing.
2019-06-03 07:41:53	ChapoTrapHouse	patrickstomlinson	No child, she is not.
2019-06-03 07:38:01	ChapoTrapHouse	patrickstomlinson	Me.
2019-06-03 07:23:41	ChapoTrapHouse	patrickstomlinson	Can you explain why you lie about strangers, child?
2019-06-03 07:21:34	ChapoTrapHouse	patrickstomlinson	Vox Day is a known white supremacist and a liar, child. Small wonder you like him.
2019-06-03 07:04:07	ChapoTrapHouse	patrickstomlinson	Obsessed trolls from the banned Opie and Anthony subs are trying to get your sub shut down by spamming it with copyrighted images. See here: https://opienanthony.com/topic/264-fatrick-just-got-the-chapo-sub-with-a-dmca-notice/
2019-06-03 07:01:18	ChapoTrapHouse	patrickstomlinson	Yes child, they are.
2019-06-03 07:00:57	ChapoTrapHouse	patrickstomlinson	Hush, little liar.
2019-06-03 06:49:22	ChapoTrapHouse	patrickstomlinson	Yes child, they are.
2019-06-03 06:30:01	ChapoTrapHouse	patrickstomlinson	No, little nothing, you do not.
2019-06-03 06:21:56	ChapoTrapHouse	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You live under a bridge just like all the other trolls.
2019-06-03 06:18:22	ChapoTrapHouse	patrickstomlinson	No, little nothing, you do not.
2019-06-03 06:09:39	ChapoTrapHouse	patrickstomlinson	Not really.
2019-06-03 06:07:11	ChapoTrapHouse	patrickstomlinson	False accusations of pedophilia and racism are not "poking at" me. It's a thing called libel, and it's illegal. Not to mention the doxxing, ddos attacks, death threats, and physical stalking. And yes, I did resist that abusive behavior. As everyone should.
2019-06-03 06:04:18	ChapoTrapHouse	patrickstomlinson	"[F]also quotes and racism allegations." Learn how to read, little nothing.
2019-06-03 05:54:53	ChapoTrapHouse	patrickstomlinson	Randomly. This was their whole schtick. Pick innocent people and try to destroy their lives for no reason.
2019-06-03 05:42:32	ChapoTrapHouse	patrickstomlinson	I've messaged your mods to alert them to the situation and give them a chance to remove my copyrighted images without involving the Admins or DMCA reports. I know your sub didn't ask for these parasites.
2019-06-03 05:40:33	ChapoTrapHouse	patrickstomlinson	Shhh, little nothing.
2019-06-03 05:27:54	ChapoTrapHouse	patrickstomlinson	Leftovers from the banned Opie and Anthony subs are trying to get your sub banned by spamming it with copyrighted images and false quotes and racism allegations. They're bragging about it on their website.
2019-06-03 01:08:14	liberalgunowners	patrickstomlinson	Shhh, little nothing.
2019-06-03 00:41:19	liberalgunowners	patrickstomlinson	I'm not the one trolling so...
2019-06-03 00:06:48	liberalgunowners	patrickstomlinson	Mods. This is a picture of me. It is being used without permission by an abusive troll. Please delete this post and ban the user from your sub. Thank you.
2019-05-28 08:53:49	politics	patrickstomlinson	Not even a little.
2019-05-28 03:45:30	politics	patrickstomlinson	Not even a little.
2019-05-28 03:19:18	politics	patrickstomlinson	That's nice. Don't care.
2019-05-27 22:36:50	politics	patrickstomlinson	No, I know it is one, just like every other decent human being living in America. Or did you think the rise in hate crimes every time Trump shows up for a stump speech surrounded by people wearing them was just a statistical aberration? Denying reality doesn't make it true.
2019-05-27 09:13:43	politics	patrickstomlinson	Only one of us needs to lie about themselves, little one. It's not me.
2019-05-27 08:26:36	politics	patrickstomlinson	You know genocide is wrong, right?
2019-05-27 07:24:02	politics	patrickstomlinson	Probably smart keeping your score hidden.
2019-05-27 06:15:36	politics	patrickstomlinson	I advocate for punching all Nazis because of their hateful, genocidal intentions, yes. The rest of the world doesn't find this particularly controversial. We had a big discussion about it about 85 years ago and came to a consensus.
2019-05-26 08:28:17	politics	patrickstomlinson	You can't turn MAGA hat into a symbol of hate speech when it has always been one. You can only compare it to *other* symbols of hate speech.
2019-05-17 23:14:45	CuckoldPersonals	patrickstomlinson	Why is this your life?
2019-05-17 23:08:24	CuckoldPersonals	patrickstomlinson	Why is this your life?
2019-05-17 23:08:01	CuckoldPersonals	patrickstomlinson	Why is this your life?
2019-05-17 19:03:57	CuckoldPersonals	patrickstomlinson	Why is this your life?
2019-05-17 11:34:00	CuckoldPersonals	patrickstomlinson	The above poster is a troll originatingfrom the subreddit r/opienanthony. They are impersonating me as part of a months-long targeted harrassment campaign. My wife and I do not require anyone's services. Report this post as abuse, and please do not contact the doxxed email address. Moderators, I request that this post be deleted and the imposter banned.
2019-05-11 04:54:40	scifi	patrickstomlinson	No, little one, it's just a fact. Unlike literally everything you have said in this thread, or likely any other. Try to be less of a burning bag of dog shit in your next life. You're a lost cause in this one.
2019-05-11 04:44:35	scifi	patrickstomlinson	Goodreads is not Amazon, child. It is a different environment entirely. One where authors are encouraged to interact with their readers more directly. Which is why it's not at all unusual for authors on Goodreads to review their own work as a jumping off point for further conversations. Indeed, that's why they have a feature that specifically tags an author's review of their own work as such, and pins it to the top. Not all authors take advantage of this feature, but many do and no one in the community considers it unethical. All of which you would know if you were being serious and honest in your questions. But you're not, because you're just another trolling shit mitten. Which is why you're irrelevant and impotent.
2019-05-11 03:54:58	scifi	patrickstomlinson	I don't write 5 star reviews of my work on Amazon, child.
2019-05-11 03:43:05	scifi	patrickstomlinson	There's nothing wrong with my ethics, child. Nor are your questions legitimate. Your dedication to being irrelevant is a testimony to your impotence.
2019-05-10 11:41:39	scifi	patrickstomlinson	204 lbs, actually. And my new, better wife found it, little one.
2019-05-10 11:31:31	scifi	patrickstomlinson	Your continued obsession with my body is interesting, little one.
2019-05-10 10:48:57	scifi	patrickstomlinson	My behavior does not require explanation, child. Yours, however, is an entirely different matter.
2019-05-10 08:55:45	scifi	patrickstomlinson	Never have, little one.
2019-05-10 08:55:11	scifi	patrickstomlinson	Thank you for admitting that you and your compatriots are shit mittens.
2019-05-10 08:54:16	scifi	patrickstomlinson	Go ahead and lose some weight then, if you feel the need.
2019-05-10 08:53:01	scifi	patrickstomlinson	Because your questions are just as irrelevant as you yourself are, child.
2019-05-10 06:34:18	scifi	patrickstomlinson	You are, little one.
2019-05-10 06:33:14	scifi	patrickstomlinson	Again, because you're dumb, the only thing impressive about you is how pathetic you are. Most people would try to improve themselves, even in some small way. Not you. It's almost inspirational.
2019-05-10 05:30:38	scifi	patrickstomlinson	The only thing you've impressed me with, child, is your dedication to being pathetic and powerless. It's not an accomplishment.
2019-05-10 05:29:47	scifi	patrickstomlinson	I do neither, so your question is nonsensical.
2019-05-10 05:29:19	scifi	patrickstomlinson	That's not how reality works, little one. Hush now, you're irrelevant.
2019-05-09 20:18:48	scifi	patrickstomlinson	No child, there are no rumors. Only your obsessed, delusional fantasy. Which says a great deal more about you as a person than you libel says about me. Again. Why do you do this to yourselves?
2019-05-09 20:15:34	scifi	patrickstomlinson	No child, there are not. Only you obsessed delusional fantasy.
2019-05-09 11:11:35	scifi	patrickstomlinson	That is true, child. But being an adult, I am not easily amazed. It takes a truly stunning degree of obsession coupled with ineffectiveness to impress me. But you find a way to deliver. Day after day. Still I ask. Why do you do this to yourselves?
2019-05-09 09:31:52	scifi	patrickstomlinson	I am constantly amazed but the depths of your irrelevance and impotence.
2019-05-09 04:44:48	scifi	patrickstomlinson	Can Disney just splice this directly into the 4k release, please?
2019-05-01 22:14:34	scifi	patrickstomlinson	You should really find something to do with your own life, child. I'm already living mine.
2019-05-01 21:31:48	scifi	patrickstomlinson	No, child, I won't. Throw hollow threats at someone as gullible as yourself.
2019-05-01 07:31:54	scifi	patrickstomlinson	It's okay, friend. You have the freedom to be yourself now. There's a whole community of people who will accept and love you for who you are.
2019-05-01 07:30:41	scifi	patrickstomlinson	Been using the same accountants for years, child. They're very thorough, and I always pay in full. No, I won't be.
2019-05-01 07:29:37	scifi	patrickstomlinson	No child, it wasn't.
2019-05-01 07:27:19	scifi	patrickstomlinson	No, it isn't. And no, you haven't.
2019-05-01 06:42:20	scifi	patrickstomlinson	Why won't you admit you're obsessed with my body? Just face this new aspect of yourself with courage and dignity.
2019-05-01 06:36:09	scifi	patrickstomlinson	I said do you, bug. It's 2019, you can live however you want, so long as it's consensual. But I'm sorry, I'm just not into you, so you'll need to find someone else to obsess over.
2019-05-01 06:33:11	scifi	patrickstomlinson	Still obsessed with my body, I see.
2019-05-01 06:29:58	scifi	patrickstomlinson	Yes, he did, and that's what I responded to. Hush, child.
2019-05-01 06:28:46	scifi	patrickstomlinson	Only because you children keep wanting my attention. I'd prefer you found something else to do with yourselves, but you have nothing else.
2019-05-01 06:27:27	scifi	patrickstomlinson	No, they won't.
2019-05-01 06:26:34	scifi	patrickstomlinson	You like sucking on men's nipples? Cool, bug. Do you.
2019-05-01 06:25:47	scifi	patrickstomlinson	I do that several times a week, too.
2019-05-01 05:35:51	scifi	patrickstomlinson	I work for myself, little one. I have all the time in the world to squash bugs and still get everything done that I need to. Learn how to multitask. It'll come in handy if you ever enter the workforce.
2019-05-01 05:32:50	scifi	patrickstomlinson	There are no rumors, child. Only the stench of your deranged sub's diarrhea.
2019-05-01 05:16:42	scifi	patrickstomlinson	I don't have to refute your lies, child. They don't matter. Just like you.
2019-05-01 05:12:22	scifi	patrickstomlinson	Lie harder, child.
2019-05-01 04:22:50	scifi	patrickstomlinson	Everything, little one.
2019-05-01 04:15:14	scifi	patrickstomlinson	No, child, you're not.
2019-05-01 04:14:20	scifi	patrickstomlinson	Lie harder, little one.
2019-05-01 04:11:43	scifi	patrickstomlinson	Four lies in three sentences. Well done. That's a Trump pace.
2019-05-01 02:48:40	scifi	patrickstomlinson	Your continued obsession with my body is fascinating.
2019-05-01 02:46:21	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	No, little one, there are not. Merely libel made up by trolls who have admitted as much.
2019-05-01 02:45:43	scifi	patrickstomlinson	But there is, child. I just have no reason to share it with you.
2019-05-01 01:25:55	scifi	patrickstomlinson	You're confused, child. I write fantasy for a living. I don't have to live it.
2019-04-30 21:51:19	scifi	patrickstomlinson	Nope. That's what you hate most about me.
2019-04-30 21:50:50	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	There are no such rumors.
2019-04-30 21:47:35	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	You are really quite terrible at lying. You should do something else with your life.
2019-04-30 09:56:38	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	No, child. We keep separate accounts.
2019-04-30 09:56:12	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	Which one are you, child? Liar or idiot?
2019-04-30 09:54:44	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	No, child. Try to be less of a garbage person.
2019-04-30 09:52:53	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	You're still here?
2019-04-30 09:52:12	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	Sweetie, he doesn't have my exact same name. That is a different person. Those court cases never involved me. And yes, I've recently crossed into a six figure income. These are all facts. Your decision not to believe them has no effect on their accuracy.
2019-04-30 09:50:09	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	That's not how words work, child. Which one are you?
2019-04-30 09:49:37	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	Nope. Just pointing out the fact the only people obsessing over my body are y'all, and considering the rampant homophobia present on your sub, I find it interesting.
2019-04-30 09:48:18	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	No. I did not. Can you at least make your lies sound remotely plausible?
2019-04-30 09:34:22	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	Not how words work, little one.
2019-04-30 09:32:50	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	No, sweetie, he didn't. That is a different person with the same name. You do know some people have the same name, yes? Please tell me you're not that dumb.
2019-04-30 09:20:23	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	I see you can't read.
2019-04-30 09:20:11	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	Of course not. Because lying is more important to you than having a life of your own, as you just demonstrated again. Thank you.
2019-04-30 09:15:40	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	I'd been living in FL since 2002, child. There is more than one Patrick Tomlinson in the world. You just found one of the other ones. Just admit your mistake and move on with your life.
2019-04-30 09:14:35	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	No, he didn't.
2019-04-30 09:14:06	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	You may assume whatever you like. Your assumption will remain false.
2019-04-30 09:13:35	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	No need for quotation marks, child. And these aren't comebacks, just facts.
2019-04-30 09:12:58	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	Yes, it is. And nowhere in it is there any evidence of your claim that I beat women, child.
2019-04-30 08:49:50	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	Because you all keep acting like children, child. It doesn't add up to you, because you are immature.
2019-04-30 08:49:10	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	No, I don't. Sorry.
2019-04-30 08:48:53	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	Sweetheart, only a complete idiot, or someone being deliberately obtuse would claim I was saying Milwaukee's segregation was a good thing. So, which are you?
2019-04-30 08:47:38	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	Nope. I was living in Florida in 2006. This really is the best you can do, huh?
2019-04-30 08:46:38	scifi	patrickstomlinson	No, there isn't.
2019-04-30 08:33:19	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	You cannot provide such links, because they do not exist.
2019-04-30 08:32:15	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	You are lying, child. That tweet does not say what you claim it did. How are you so bad at this?
2019-04-30 08:30:02	scifi	patrickstomlinson	Haven't lied yet, child. Back to you sub.
2019-04-30 08:28:43	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	Not a justification for lying. But thank you for admitting that lying is exactly what you've been doing.
2019-04-30 08:27:02	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	Have fun with that.
2019-04-30 08:24:37	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	Once one of you makes a good point, I'll be happy to acknowledge it. But you never have. All you do is confuse cruelty for comedy, because, as you already pointed out, you're garbage people. But at least you know it, I guess?
2019-04-30 08:22:54	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	Those are not justifications for lying, child.
2019-04-30 08:22:32	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	Not even a little.
2019-04-30 08:22:19	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	I don't frequent chain restaurants.
2019-04-30 08:21:50	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	Six weeks on the DL. How sad.
2019-04-30 08:21:27	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	Child, get something resembling a life.
2019-04-30 08:20:34	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	Then you know you are lying, child.
2019-04-30 08:14:01	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	I have made up nothing, child. I have no need to.
2019-04-30 08:10:47	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	The lies begin with you, child.
2019-04-30 08:06:45	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	No, child. You don't. Nor is there any history of domestic violence in my public record. You are lying. I would like to know why you feel justified in lying.
2019-04-30 05:55:20	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	Shhhh, child.
2019-04-30 05:52:40	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again, about everything. As is the custom of your sub.
2019-04-30 05:52:04	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	I don't have an obsession with children, little one.
2019-04-30 05:50:52	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	No, I didn't. Nor do I have any history of domestic violence. Why do you feel justified in lying?
2019-04-30 05:47:17	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	No, it isn't.
2019-04-30 05:46:02	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	I'm not fat, child. But your continued obsession with my body is very interesting.
2019-04-30 05:44:57	opienanthony	patrickstomlinson	I do more than open mics, little one.
2019-04-30 05:42:04	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	No, I am not.
2019-04-30 05:41:47	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	No, child, I was not.
2019-04-30 05:40:41	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	There is a difference between "making fun of" and spreading libelous, falsified claims of pedophilia, domestic violence, and white supremacy across multiple platforms, little one. I don't care if you or anyone makes fun of me. I'm a comic, I've got a thick skin. But these coordinated campaigns to send faked accusations to my production company? Imitating me in my publisher's blog comments in an attempt to make me look like a racist/anti-Semite and damage my professional relationships? Making impersonation accounts on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, etc? Harassing a local business I frequent? Yes, all that I have a problem with, because it's lying. It's libelous. And it's illegal. And you all know it is.
2019-04-30 05:33:27	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	No, child, I was not. On either count.
2019-04-30 05:32:34	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	Yes, they were Nazis who lied about pedophilia. Yes, they chanted for blood and soil. Yes, I have evidence and eye witnesses for all of my claims. And no, I still see no reason to share any of it with a lying coward acting in bad faith. You aren't owed anything from me. Please try to understand.
2019-04-30 05:29:54	opienanthony	patrickstomlinson	No, I haven't.
2019-04-30 05:15:24	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	It can be, that's true, but this is not such an example. Nor is anything contained within it accurate. Sorry, kiddo.
2019-04-30 05:14:38	scifi	patrickstomlinson	I would have to start doing either of those things in order to stop doing them, child. Back to your sub.
2019-04-30 05:11:34	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	No, they don't. Yes, there were. No, there isn't. The pedophilia accusations of the "protestors" leveled against the con and its attendees were entirely baseless and fabricated, much like your sub's history of throwing false pedophilia accusations against me and the rest of your targets. You use the same tire playbook. And "anti-violence" protestors don't turn up to a venue, lie flagrantly about attendees, and bring combat vests, weighted gloves, etc. You are wrong, deliberately so, and you are not owed a single thing. One of us is a member of a community dedicated to pushes libelous falsehoods online and hides behind an anonymous pseudonym. The other doesn't. It's not difficult to determine who is the actual liar and coward.
2019-04-30 05:03:37	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	Don't sprain something reaching that hard, little one.
2019-04-30 05:01:45	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	Judging by the company you keep, you don't know any decent people.
2019-04-30 05:00:28	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	Evidence that I have, which I have no reason to share with a dishonest, cowardly, anonymous troll.
2019-04-30 04:59:48	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	That is not a justification for lying, child. What justifies your sub's knowingly false claims of pedophilia? Or white supremacy as was the case in this thread? Please answer the question.
2019-04-30 04:58:22	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	Incorrect on all counts. Paragraphs are collections of sentences. That was one sentence, even if it was a bit of a run on, but that's forgivable. What isn't forgivable, is it does not contain a single accurate claim.
2019-04-30 04:56:49	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	Incorrect, little one. Your trolling is not a fight. Your libel is not a fight.
2019-04-30 04:56:12	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	This is not an answer to the question. Why do you feel justified lying about me?
2019-04-30 04:55:31	scifi	patrickstomlinson	Go back to your obsessed little sub, child.
2019-04-30 03:58:01	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again. I have no need to lie, and "virtue signaling" is just what douchebags call being a decent person.
2019-04-30 03:51:08	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	Yes, I can. And I still don't need to prove any of it to you, because your opinion and beliefs still don't matter.
2019-04-30 03:50:23	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	I don't live in Ohio.
2019-04-30 03:49:48	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	"Education."
2019-04-30 03:49:03	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	I shared a personal opinion about a performer, child. I simply don't find him funny. I still don't. I didn't say he wasn't funny objectively, or that other people were wrong for enjoying his work. That's it. In what way does that justify your behavior? In what way does that justify months of deliberately lying about me in the most offensive ways imaginable? In what way does that justify the countless impersonation accounts and false quote images created specifically to dishonestly damage my reputation?
2019-04-30 02:50:05	scifi	patrickstomlinson	"Nexus" by Ramez Naam and the rest of the trilogy. It deals deeply with questions of self, meditation, Buddhism, etc in the face of advancing connected technology. Excellent books.
2019-04-30 02:45:48	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	Sure thing. You care. A lot. So does the rest of your obsessed sub. Still not clear why, but that's on you.
2019-04-30 02:43:36	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	No, it doesn't.
2019-04-30 02:27:20	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	I was never sued for unpaid rent.
2019-04-30 02:25:53	opienanthony	patrickstomlinson	Yes, I can. And I still have no reason to prove anything to you, because you still don't matter. Whining about it won't suddenly make you matter.
2019-04-30 02:24:12	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	No, child, you don't. Because that never happened. Are you about done committing libel yet?
2019-04-30 02:23:36	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	No, I did that to maintain my downline and renewals. You really don't know anything about insurance, do you?
2019-04-30 00:39:06	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	I can prove all of these events happened, child. I have documentation and or eye witnesses for each of them. What I don't have is any reason to prove anything to an anonymous trolling coward. You aren't important, and what you believe doesn't matter to me.
2019-04-30 00:37:04	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	Not in almost ten years. Haven't needed to.
2019-04-30 00:36:07	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	No, child, you didn't.
2019-04-30 00:33:53	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	I own neither, little one.
2019-04-30 00:33:21	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	Yep. It's literally how they spend all their time.
2019-04-30 00:31:53	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	Somebody upthread already linked to the blog post that explains the whole thing. It's... really pathetic.
2019-04-30 00:25:09	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	I do not own a pretend sports car or a moped, little one.
2019-04-30 00:24:01	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	All of it.
2019-04-30 00:21:29	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	Live your own life, child.
2019-04-30 00:20:11	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	No, it doesn't.
2019-04-30 00:19:41	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	How is this your life?
2019-04-29 22:32:29	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	No, you do not.
2019-04-29 21:33:13	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	Threatening my family is not a good look.
2019-04-29 21:28:32	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	Amazing. Every word in that sentence was wrong.
2019-04-29 16:15:29	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	How is this your life?
2019-04-29 11:04:13	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	How is this your life?
2019-04-29 10:12:33	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	I have never needed to lie. Today is no different.
2019-04-29 10:11:13	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	More lies. And yes, more pathetic.
2019-04-29 10:09:49	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	They are misquotes.
2019-04-29 07:50:53	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	Not really. Pathetic is dozens of people obsessively lying about a total stranger.
2019-04-29 07:45:10	masstagger	patrickstomlinson	This is a picture of me from 2015ish. Long before 4chan trolls decided to coopt the OK sign as a white supremacist symbol. You can confirm as much on my Facebook profile. The OP is a troll poking their head out from a group that has been harrassing me non-stop for eight months. They are lying, about everything, because the truth is their enemy. Pay them no mind.
2019-04-28 03:14:20	todayilearned	patrickstomlinson	Except that both of those thins are entirely true, little one. Unlike you, I don't need to lie about people to make myself feel better.
2019-04-28 02:26:26	todayilearned	patrickstomlinson	Not really.
2019-04-28 02:13:57	todayilearned	patrickstomlinson	Not a comeback. Just a fact. I know how much you hate those.
2019-04-28 02:03:57	todayilearned	patrickstomlinson	Lying about strangers is quite obviously what gets you off.
2019-04-28 01:53:56	todayilearned	patrickstomlinson	Yes, you are a child, regardless of your actual age. That's the problem.
2019-04-28 01:43:58	todayilearned	patrickstomlinson	No. I am a writer. And you still have nothing going for you.
2019-04-27 22:17:07	todayilearned	patrickstomlinson	I haven't had to sell insurance in ten years, little one. Why do you obsess over and lie about a complete stranger?
2019-04-27 22:06:20	todayilearned	patrickstomlinson	This really is all you have, huh?
2019-04-27 11:23:45	todayilearned	patrickstomlinson	You're right about that last bit. None of you are capable of giving me intelligent discussion.
2019-04-27 11:09:31	todayilearned	patrickstomlinson	You've never had an adult conversation, and you will never write the first chapter of a book. Not sure why you're doubling down on lyin'.
2019-04-27 10:55:13	todayilearned	patrickstomlinson	Not even a little, zygote. All you need to do is stop lying. It's the ante into having an adult conversation. But you can't pay up. So... Shhhh.
2019-04-27 10:44:06	todayilearned	patrickstomlinson	Not really, infant. Shhhh.
2019-04-27 10:34:04	todayilearned	patrickstomlinson	Just playing by your rules, little one. We can play straight. You just need to stop lying. Simple.
2019-04-27 10:24:00	todayilearned	patrickstomlinson	I don't file false claims, little one.
2019-04-27 10:09:44	todayilearned	patrickstomlinson	Not your place to give your betters orders, child.
2019-04-27 08:44:57	todayilearned	patrickstomlinson	Except that's all you do with your free time. It's weird. Shhhhh.
2019-04-27 08:36:14	todayilearned	patrickstomlinson	I wanted you to, little one. That's the point. You're really dumb.
2019-04-27 08:31:44	todayilearned	patrickstomlinson	Nothing anxious about it, child. Just adopting your own tactics for use against you.
2019-04-27 08:28:27	todayilearned	patrickstomlinson	I do not have alts, child.
2019-04-27 08:26:45	todayilearned	patrickstomlinson	Shhhh.
2019-04-27 08:26:20	todayilearned	patrickstomlinson	Shhhh.
2019-04-27 08:25:19	todayilearned	patrickstomlinson	That's why I got so much attention from your mom.
2019-04-27 08:23:53	todayilearned	patrickstomlinson	Not in the slightest, child.
2019-04-27 08:22:54	todayilearned	patrickstomlinson	Oh look. A parrot.
2019-04-27 08:18:04	todayilearned	patrickstomlinson	Is starting impersonation accounts really the only way you can cum?
2019-04-27 08:17:15	politics	patrickstomlinson	No, you didn't. You also can't read.
2019-04-27 06:44:02	comedy	patrickstomlinson	I'm implying you have never read any book, little one.
2019-04-27 06:33:30	comedy	patrickstomlinson	Not a phrase I have ever said, as you know. Why are you so obsessed with lying about me? I'm genuinely curious.
2019-04-27 06:32:23	comedy	patrickstomlinson	That's because you're either profoundly stupid, or an equivocating twit. I don't really care which.
2019-04-27 06:31:09	comedy	patrickstomlinson	Be less obtuse.
2019-04-27 06:30:22	comedy	patrickstomlinson	Why is lying about a stranger you would never have the courage to speak to so important to you?
2019-04-27 06:29:21	todayilearned	patrickstomlinson	Shhhhh, little nothing. It was not an insult, just a statement of fact.
2019-04-27 06:28:37	comedy	patrickstomlinson	I do not use that word in jokes. Thanks for playing.
2019-04-27 06:25:07	comedy	patrickstomlinson	No child, I'm not. You are very confused.
2019-04-27 06:24:35	comedy	patrickstomlinson	Most everything I enjoy doing.
2019-04-27 06:24:03	comedy	patrickstomlinson	Haven't avoid it, little one. Have talked very openly about it, as you well know. Why is this how you spend your time?
2019-04-27 06:22:55	comedy	patrickstomlinson	You are seriously obsessed, that much is true.
2019-04-27 06:21:52	todayilearned	patrickstomlinson	Thank you for proving my point. You are all, individually and collectively, so without lives of your own, that recounting mine is the best approximation you can find. Sad.
2019-04-27 06:19:43	comedy	patrickstomlinson	You also know that answer, my precious little liar.
2019-04-27 06:18:53	comedy	patrickstomlinson	It doesn't. Why does insisting I'm not matter to you so much?
2019-04-27 06:17:42	comedy	patrickstomlinson	That is literally what I'm talking about. Keep up.
2019-04-27 06:17:06	comedy	patrickstomlinson	Nah. I'm good.
2019-04-27 06:16:11	comedy	patrickstomlinson	Yep. Failing right into a new book contract.
2019-04-27 06:14:55	comedy	patrickstomlinson	I can multitask, little one. But thank you for telling everyone that you are utterly unserious and deserve only to be ignored.
2019-04-27 06:13:28	comedy	patrickstomlinson	That's not how burden of proof works, little one.
2019-04-27 06:12:47	comedy	patrickstomlinson	Yep. That's me. But your description of my commentary is false, which is why I know you didn't watch, or if you did, you didn't pay attention.
2019-04-27 06:11:34	todayilearned	patrickstomlinson	At the time? Spiderman, the X-Men, Fantastic Four. Obviously the scales have shifted in the last 21 years.
2019-04-27 06:10:11	comedy	patrickstomlinson	Sorry kiddo, I'm straight.
2019-04-27 06:09:32	comedy	patrickstomlinson	I don't have accounts to swap between. Unlike everyone else swarming me, I use my real name online.
2019-04-27 06:08:43	comedy	patrickstomlinson	Hush, liar.
2019-04-27 06:08:14	comedy	patrickstomlinson	No, see, that's where you went wrong.
2019-04-27 06:07:18	comedy	patrickstomlinson	That was only once, and only because I couldn't stand how pathetic your life is.
2019-04-27 06:06:15	comedy	patrickstomlinson	Which you know, because you are one of them. Why do you lie about strangers?
2019-04-27 06:05:41	comedy	patrickstomlinson	Because "my" subreddit was created by the same group of people who made this falsely attributed image, and for the same purpose; targeted harassment.
2019-04-27 06:02:23	comedy	patrickstomlinson	You already know it's true, little one.
2019-04-27 06:00:25	comedy	patrickstomlinson	I did not write or tell this. And calling people who lie liars is not name calling. It's descriptive.
2019-04-27 05:59:22	comedy	patrickstomlinson	I know they do. It amazes me that they do, but here we are. I have never told this "joke." That's a fact. The original poster, who used a screenshot from one of my videos to make this image, falsely attributed it to me. This is also a fact.
2019-04-27 05:56:44	comedy	patrickstomlinson	Shhhh, little nothing.
2019-04-27 05:56:13	comedy	patrickstomlinson	Oh look, a racist homophobe. How predictable.
2019-04-27 05:55:03	comedy	patrickstomlinson	I did not tell the joke, as you well know.
2019-04-27 05:51:38	comedy	patrickstomlinson	Except I'm the opposite of a racist. Sorry you need to lie.
2019-04-27 05:50:28	comedy	patrickstomlinson	He's managed not to use his eyes so far. Ask him.
2019-04-27 05:46:24	comedy	patrickstomlinson	No child, it's preventative. Once you stop lying about me, I won't have to clean up after you anymore. Simple. Lame is lying about a stranger you have never met, and would never have the courage to confront in person.
2019-04-27 05:41:59	comedy	patrickstomlinson	Didn't even watch the show. Sad. Don't worry, you'll have many more chances.
2019-04-27 05:38:55	comedy	patrickstomlinson	I know you don't, little one. But that's your failure.
2019-04-27 05:38:30	comedy	patrickstomlinson	Hush, child.
2019-04-27 05:37:42	comedy	patrickstomlinson	Wrong again.
2019-04-27 05:36:16	comedy	patrickstomlinson	Hush, liar.
2019-04-27 05:33:22	comedy	patrickstomlinson	No, child, you didn't.
2019-04-27 05:32:26	comedy	patrickstomlinson	Gaslighting is so last century, little one.
2019-04-27 05:30:30	comedy	patrickstomlinson	I save my creativity for people who matter. You never will.
2019-04-27 05:29:24	todayilearned	patrickstomlinson	Someday, you'll have a life of your own. But it is not this day.
2019-04-27 05:28:21	comedy	patrickstomlinson	No, you were not.
2019-04-27 05:28:04	comedy	patrickstomlinson	Look again, little one. Use your eyes this time.
2019-04-27 05:27:22	comedy	patrickstomlinson	Nope. Do you know how Reddit search works, little one?
2019-04-27 05:23:47	comedy	patrickstomlinson	Another liar.
2019-04-27 05:15:56	comedy	patrickstomlinson	Look again, dipshit.
2019-04-27 05:14:35	todayilearned	patrickstomlinson	Hush, little nothing.
2019-04-27 05:14:09	comedy	patrickstomlinson	Go fuck yourself, liar.
2019-04-27 05:11:29	comedy	patrickstomlinson	Go fuck yourself, liar.
2019-04-27 05:07:27	comedy	patrickstomlinson	This is not one of my jokes. This is a deliberate and dishonest misquote falsely attributed to me by a group of obsessed trolls who have an entire subreddit dedicated to harassing me and a handful of other targets. Disregard the post and block the originator.
2019-04-27 04:14:57	todayilearned	patrickstomlinson	My point exactly. If you don't believe in the source material from the start, you'll never beat it into something compelling. Ragnarok was good, tho.
2019-04-27 00:22:32	politics	patrickstomlinson	You just don't learn.
2019-04-26 23:55:34	politics	patrickstomlinson	Just a coincidence, I'm sure.
2019-04-26 23:19:05	politics	patrickstomlinson	I don't have a problem with it in theory, but in practice its application is incredibly biased against poor and minority defendants. I can no longer support it as a result.
2019-04-26 12:47:23	politics	patrickstomlinson	Except none of that is true.
2019-04-26 12:16:33	politics	patrickstomlinson	Not really. That's what we have proofreaders for.
2019-04-26 12:04:16	politics	patrickstomlinson	Nope. I have no need to lie. I'm sorry the truth makes you uncomfortable, but it doesn't change facts.
2019-04-26 11:51:23	politics	patrickstomlinson	Don't need to. I was there. You were not. Bye now.
2019-04-26 11:21:19	politics	patrickstomlinson	Nope.
2019-04-26 07:59:28	politics	patrickstomlinson	Yes, really. Your version of events is entirely fictional. Actual Nazis chanting for "Blood and Soil" showed up to WorldCon to harass attendees under false pretenses. I opposed them. Of you go.
2019-04-26 07:49:15	politics	patrickstomlinson	Nope. Your intel is quite faulty.
2019-04-26 07:30:36	politics	patrickstomlinson	Shoo.
2019-04-26 07:15:16	politics	patrickstomlinson	Yes. I can personally attest that all Republican politicians are supportive of white supremacy. Otherwise, they would stop being Republicans, just like the state senator in Iowa this week. It's not hard. Now, off you go.
2019-04-26 06:44:14	politics	patrickstomlinson	Not really.
2019-04-26 05:01:36	politics	patrickstomlinson	Some?
2019-04-24 05:12:47	politics	patrickstomlinson	So not at all, because such a thing has never happened. Good work, little one.
2019-04-24 02:54:15	politics	patrickstomlinson	I think you need to look up the actual definitions of the words "gentleman" and "documentary."
2019-04-24 02:35:36	politics	patrickstomlinson	Shhhh, child. You have nothing to say.
2019-04-23 22:41:53	politics	patrickstomlinson	I'm not embarrassed in any way. Nor is anything I said remotely anti-Semitic. You are wrong. It won't be the last time. Get used to it. Unless you're prepared to tell actual Holocaust survivors and scholars that they're anti-Semitic for saying the same thing I did. Go on.
2019-04-23 22:31:39	politics	patrickstomlinson	Tell it to the Holocaust survivors who also make the same comparison. Go on.
2019-04-23 21:48:20	politics	patrickstomlinson	Tell it to the Holocaust survivors who are making exactly the same comparison.
2019-04-23 21:35:26	politics	patrickstomlinson	I'm sorry your parents never loved you.
2019-04-23 10:37:32	politics	patrickstomlinson	Hey man, you seem real, so I'm going to be real with you. First, thank you for voicing your concerns. Now I'm going to explain why they're unfounded and uninformed. Let's set the baseline here. If your grandfather is still among us, please thank him for his service to our country and our allies. My grandfather was an electrician who worked on the Manhattan Project. He passed before I ever had a chance to know him. But my great uncle was a Waco glider pilot on D-Day. He watched the men in his ship get torn apart in a German briar patch when they crash-landed ten miles away from their intended LZ. He survived to tell me about it. I was maybe seven. Since then, I have taken a keen interest in WW:II. I've interviewed dozens of veterans from the war over more than twenty years to preserve their personal stories of it. A B-24 navigator who fought over Italy. A client of mine who turned out to be a German tanker who lied about his age at 16 and ended up fighting with Rommel's Afrika corps against General Patton. A Pearl Harbor survivor. A Japanese gunner who had been part of the attack on December 7th, 1941 who brought his family to Hawaii to pay his respects. I've personally visited the Arizona memorial, and the plaque on the deck of the U.S.S. Missouri, the beginning and the end of America's involvement in the war. And I've personally visited the Dachau concentration camp outside Munich. I've stood by the ovens. I've seen the log books, the reconstruction of the barracks. I've sat quietly among the ghosts of that terrible place, listening to their echoes. So, let's dispense with the assumption that you have a better grasp of the gravity of the word "Nazi" than I do. Because you don't. Here's the reality none of you want to confront. When I or anyone accuses someone of being a Nazi today, we aren't talking about the Nazis in 1943-45 when they were at the height of their evil. We're talking about the movement in its adolescence. Post Weimar Republic, but before its ascension to total power over what had been a democratic society. Late 1920's, early 1930's. Because that is where we are, right now. Democratic norms and institutions are being deliberately subverted. The very idea of law and order is being actively suppressed by those in power, for the sole purpose of maintaining power. Minority groups are being scapegoated and targeted by the government. We LITERALLY have camps of "undesirables" where women and children are being held without access to due process or habeas corpus rights. Families torn apart with no plans to reunite them or records kept to even make it possible. Supporters of the man responsible shouting "Lugenpresse" at media outlets who dare to report the truth. I have personally seen all of this happening, in real time. I have personally spoken to people who saw this all happen before, and are crying out to warn us that it's all happening again. Your "lots of people" are rubbed the wrong way by what I say because they are afraid to confront reality. They've bought into the fantasy that "It can't happen here." It is happening here. Right now. In front of their faces. Every asylum-seeker detained or turned away at our border against our laws, every trans person drummed out of our military, every Muslim banned from crossing our border because of their country of origin... It's happening here. Right now. And I do not give a solitary fuck who I upset by telling the truth. Because I'm trying to keep our Nazis stuck in the 1930's. Heaven help us if they make it to the 1940's.
2019-04-23 06:10:51	politics	patrickstomlinson	Not really. Also, learn how to spell "Jim."
2019-04-23 06:09:20	politics	patrickstomlinson	Wrong as always, little one.
2019-04-23 06:09:04	politics	patrickstomlinson	Oh I do pray it is so.
2019-04-23 06:08:51	opienanthony	patrickstomlinson	Who's Nikki?
2019-04-23 06:08:36	politics	patrickstomlinson	Nope, just Nazis.
2019-04-23 02:09:00	politics	patrickstomlinson	I'm sure you would try your best, little one. But instead of asking me why I think punching Nazis is morally permissible, maybe you should ask yourself why you wanted to marry one.
2019-04-19 03:52:18	politics	patrickstomlinson	Is anyone really surprised the man who helped cover up Iran Contra and auditioned for the job of Trump's AG by writing a memo nobody asked for promising not to find any Obstruction of Justice didn't find any Obstruction of Justice? Anyone?
2019-04-10 03:43:13	opieandanthony	patrickstomlinson	Shhhh, little Nazi.
2019-04-10 03:26:23	opieandanthony	patrickstomlinson	Can't read dates, huh sweetie?
2019-04-10 02:46:39	opieandanthony	patrickstomlinson	Not really. I'm looking forward to the Discovery process.
2019-04-10 02:36:19	opieandanthony	patrickstomlinson	There is nothing this sub could do to get me to participate.
2019-04-10 02:22:41	opieandanthony	patrickstomlinson	Yep.
2019-04-10 00:55:35	opieandanthony	patrickstomlinson	Congratulations! You figured out how to spell my name correctly and find my website and email address, both of which are public. That's all you need to anonymously impersonate me in that comment thread. Seriously, children, be honest with me. How pathetic do your lives have to be that this is how you spend your time? Lying about someone you don't know, and would never have the courage to confront? What went wrong in your lives that you think trying to falsely make someone look like a racist when they are the opposite is funny to you? Do you need hugs? Because I'm not going to hug you. What I am doing is very carefully detailing every last shred of your harassment campaign, coordinating with your other targets, and with your help, putting together a very strong libel case against each of you, individually. If you were smart, you would stop this now. But I know you aren't.
2019-04-10 00:44:49	opieandanthony	patrickstomlinson	You didn't run me off of anywhere, child. I have seldom ever used reddit, exactly because it's a cesspool populated by scum like you. And I have no idea what it's like to be a "fat fuck" because I'm not, "talentless", because I get paid quite well for my talents, "queer" because again, I'm not, not that there's anything wrong with being queer, my terrified little homophobe.
2019-01-29 12:39:46	opieandanthony	patrickstomlinson	Except for all the books I sell, otherwise you're doing great!
2019-01-29 09:29:08	opieandanthony	patrickstomlinson	Sure thing. This screen grab was taken early in this particular tweet's life. it ended up with many times more likes, and still wasn't even in my top ten. Sorry kiddo.
2019-01-26 11:58:27	opieandanthony	patrickstomlinson	Oh sweetheart, no. There is a better than average chance I'm your dad.
2019-01-26 11:42:54	opieandanthony	patrickstomlinson	No child, I have beer and brat fat on my face from living in Wisconsin during the winter. And I still get laid more than you ever will.
2019-01-26 11:32:11	opieandanthony	patrickstomlinson	Bzzzz. Wrong.
2019-01-26 11:31:58	opieandanthony	patrickstomlinson	Six times, actually. And yes, I am doing so much better than you, because you are nothing, and always will be.
2019-01-26 11:24:21	opieandanthony	patrickstomlinson	I remember my next book coming out, another book sale about to be announced, and my first television appearance incoming. ​ I remember being more than all of you combined. And I see that hasn't changed. Toddles, incels.
2019-01-26 11:20:13	opieandanthony	patrickstomlinson	I remember that you're the ones who have never had lives of your own, never accomplished anything on your own, will never be relevant on your own, will never be part of the conversation on your own, and that the only "victory" you think you've had over me has only made me stronger and more prepared. See you on TV soon, children.
2018-08-18 05:56:35	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	I think it'll find a nice new equilibrium. People thought eBooks were going to keep growing forever and kill print, but instead they leveled off at around a quarter of sales. Now, I think digital is driving hardcover sales. People buy the eBook or audio, enjoy it, and want to immortalize it on the shelf, or get it signed at a con. I think print, and hardcover, and even specialty collector edition hardcovers, have a nice, safe little niche to grow back into.
2018-08-18 05:47:56	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	I think attribution is important in all aspect of creation. And while I would not go so far as to call sharing my social media posts unattributed piracy, I'm also not earning my living of my political posts or blog as Jim does, so the situations are not quite equivalent.
2018-08-18 05:41:35	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Yeah, that was fun. More than thirty articles written, which garnered hundreds of thousands of views, and a major publication and website just decided not to pay their writers. Now they wonder why their content is suffering and they're turning into a laughing stock. Don't let Trump's personal friends own your media outlets, kids. It won't turn out well.
2018-08-18 05:35:24	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Pratchett and Adams, obviously, but then a long and growing list of authors from increasingly diverse backgrounds as I try to expand my tastes.
2018-08-18 05:27:58	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Mostly by working straight through a project to completion so my head doesn't get too cluttered up with other things. I used to try and juggle, which many authors do very successfully, but it turned out to be counterproductive for me personally.
2018-08-18 05:26:03	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	I JUST turned in the second book in the GATE CRASHERS series the day before I got on the plane for WorldCon. It's called STARSHIP REPO, and it's exactly what it sounds like. A motley crew of aliens and one human runaway girl named Firstname Lastname run around the galaxy stealing back starships from the interplanetary 1%.
2018-08-18 05:22:49	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	It has only helped. Readers are looking for authentic people to connect with. For every jackboot-licker I tell to buzz off, there are two people who watch em do it and hop on for the ride.
2018-08-18 05:14:26	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Stirring up the alt-right trolls on Twitter still butthurt they couldn't wreck the Hugos.
2018-08-18 05:13:20	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	I don't actually see a difference between them, to be honest. Writing jokes or writing novels are both performative, just tailored for different audiences. Writing jokes for the stage is a different aspect of writing, but it uses the same tools. If anything, doing comedy has made me a more efficient writer and better with natural dialogue.
2017-11-17 12:26:53	IAmA	patrickstomlinson	Oh boy. Too many answers. Fave Federation starship is NX-2000 Excelsior, hands down. She just bleeds speed. Simple, elegant lines that make her look like she's moving while she's standing still. Non-Trek, probably the Nu Battlestar Pegasus. Just a complete beast of a ship. As for designer, Daniel Simmons. No question. His designs have been in Tron: Legacy and Oblivion, among other movies. His style is clean, functional, yet flowing and modern in a way that also feels timeless. He had a hand in designing Lotus's only production motorcycle, which is one of the most beautiful bikes I've ever seen. My dream is to buy one of those with money earned from box office receipts for a movie adaptation of one of my books that he worked as lead designer for.
2017-11-17 11:04:45	IAmA	patrickstomlinson	Well, that's my hour. Thank you to everyone for the great questions and the back-and-forth. Have a wonderful night. If you like, you can find me on twitter @stealthygeek.
2017-11-17 10:46:55	IAmA	patrickstomlinson	Don't congratulate me until we're both dead and neither of us were responsible.
2017-11-17 10:46:04	IAmA	patrickstomlinson	Drink.
2017-11-17 10:44:35	IAmA	patrickstomlinson	1) I don't really draw off of other writers for inspiration. There are writers whose work I enjoy immensely, but there's no one I go back to the well for when I'm trying to recharge, if that makes sense. 2) My list of favorite films changes constantly. Very few are permanent in my own personal canon. There's just too much going on, and too many different genres. It's like asking my favorite song. There's no way I can have the same answer day to day. 3) This is going to sound shitty, but I don't hit roadblocks. I don't get writer's block. I have, so far, always known where I was going, and if I felt like I was off track, I just backed up to where the story took the wrong turn and restarted. I don't lose time to roadblocks. I just need to find motivation to write what I've already got laid out in front of me. 4) A natural disaster mitigated and channeled by beer.
2017-11-17 10:30:34	IAmA	patrickstomlinson	Oh lordy. Not again. Just type it into google and it'll come up with a lot of cheering or jeering, depending on the link you click.
2017-11-17 10:27:13	IAmA	patrickstomlinson	I would vote for her for God Empress of Earth.
2017-11-17 10:20:27	IAmA	patrickstomlinson	Honest answer? I didn't even catch that until you just pointed it out. I would have had the copyeditor change that if I had. Still, the story is told with human preconceptions in mind, especially those of zer father. So, while wrong, it's not that far out of place for how a human audience would see the situation, only to be corrected as they read the sections of the book told from Benexx's point of view. So, all in all, I can live with the oversight.
2017-11-17 10:17:03	IAmA	patrickstomlinson	Two weeks of honeymoon with my new wifey. And my favorite beer was actually a cider. Bulmers apple cider was fantastic.
2017-11-17 10:14:38	IAmA	patrickstomlinson	The role of sci-fi has been unchanged in society since Mary Shelly first wrote FRANKENSTIEN. It is there to examine the human condition from a fresh perspective, hopefully with either enough distance, or a curious enough spin, to allow us to see the familiar as if it were brand new. Great questions are always being created with each new advance in technology or social shift. What is the proper use of drones? What are the ethics of using artificial intelligence? Cloning? Life extension? How do we manage free speech rights on social media when it's being wielded as a weapon by enemies whose goals are antithetical to our basic freedoms? Currently, I'm still freaking out over how good A DARKLING SEA was. It is some of the best First Contact and alien society fiction I've ever read. I also love the entire EXPANSE series.
2017-11-17 10:07:41	IAmA	patrickstomlinson	THE OBELISK GATE on audio, and THE TRAITOR BAU CORMORANT in trade paperback. Both are simply mind-blowing.
2017-11-17 10:06:07	IAmA	patrickstomlinson	A three-fer. Okay. 1) I love the photo-manipulation of Larry Rostadt. He did the original covers of my first two books. His work on Jay Posey's Outriders and many others has been superb. 2) Writing and performing comedy is a masterclass in conservation of words. It makes you cut every premise and punchline down to the absolute minimum wordcount. It teaches you how to extract the maximum meaning and value out of each individual word. And that translates to much tighter, faster-flowing writing when you return to fiction. 3) I'd say it's the opposite. My comedy has made me a better dialogue writer. It's easier for me now to hear when a conversation between characters feels forced or when it's a cover for an info dump. If my comedy has gotten anything out of my fiction and political writing, it's probably a greater breadth of subjects, just because I find myself learning about all these obscure things which I inevitably find humor it.
2017-11-17 09:59:21	IAmA	patrickstomlinson	Dead, George Carlin. Living... that gets tough. I love Tig Nataro's bravery, and Amy Schumer's crassness. Lewis Black is my North Star of furious political commentary. There's a national touring comic out of MN named Chad Daniels who is severely underrated. I watch everything he puts out.
2017-11-17 09:56:22	IAmA	patrickstomlinson	I've actually written short stories in many genres before getting my first sci-fi books published, including urban fantasy, weird west, and high fantasy. I have an unpublished high seas fantasy novel in my trunk at the moment. It was the second book I ever wrote. I'd like to revisit it someday. Also I have a superhero comedy novel I'm just dying to write.
2017-11-17 09:49:13	IAmA	patrickstomlinson	You can never predict how any tweet or post is going to perform. If I could, I would only write the ones that got me interviewed by Salon. Still, I was surprised by the reach that one got. It obviously resonated with a lot of people, and touched a raw nerve with others. The most interesting aspect to me about that conversation has been the sheer number of people who started following my account in the aftermath, far outstripping other tweets I've had that, on paper, were more popular. Obviously there's a lot of emotion tied up in the topic of abortion, and a lot of people on both sides looking for a message that speaks to their position.
2015-08-17 02:15:03	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Thanks. It's worked well in front of live audiences and has grown in the telling. I don't know if I should be proud or depressed that I predicted this shit months ago.
2015-08-17 00:53:45	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	The spinoff series was announced this morning. If that's not "fresh" enough for you, you can fuck right off.
2015-08-01 13:26:24	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	I have a flyaway eyebrow that needs to be held in place in any public setting, but thanks for bringing attention to my disability, jerk.
2015-07-29 08:40:16	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	You clearly haven't gone drinking in Milwaukee during Summerfest.
2015-07-27 01:22:01	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	10 miles as the Amazon delivery drone flies while carrying horrific sex toys.
2015-07-24 07:27:36	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Except when he doesn't.
2015-07-23 07:16:26	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Thank you.
2015-07-20 09:09:14	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Brevity is always important in any kind of writing. I can see your point about the second line. It doesn't really need to be there. I don't think audiences get confused about "Independence Day Aliens," however, especially now that it's back in the public consciousness with the sequel coming out.
2015-07-20 09:03:51	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Heh.
2015-07-17 11:33:47	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Exactly.
2015-07-15 23:40:56	StarWars	patrickstomlinson	What a lovely day.
2015-07-15 23:38:08	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	I'm not anti-alien. Some of my best friends are aliens.
2015-07-15 02:53:34	StarWars	patrickstomlinson	Mad Max: Fury Road. Only the best movie of the year so far.
2015-07-15 01:00:53	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	That is some amazing projection. They should mount you in an IMAX. Ant Man is coming out next week.
2015-07-14 22:26:00	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	I don't think I know that one. How does it go?
2015-07-14 22:24:33	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	The pyramids were not built by slaves. They were built by skilled craftsmen who worked for a few months per year as a way to pay their taxes. We've known this since the 80's at the latest. Seriously, update your files.
2015-07-14 07:13:51	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Thank you.
2015-07-14 05:17:27	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Everything you need to know is in the setup. There's super-villains. They steal shit. No one seems to try and stop them. That's all there is to it.
2015-07-14 02:28:54	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Look, it's one of them now.
2015-07-13 12:56:48	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Maynard James Keenan?
2015-07-13 12:08:55	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	TEACH ME!
2015-07-13 04:36:18	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Man, that sucks. I loved Night Court growing up. Glad he made it out.
2015-07-13 04:35:27	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	I'm only too happy to help you make a smooth exit.
2015-07-13 00:14:50	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	She's been holding out for that dude for thirty years.
2015-07-13 00:12:22	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	You're welcome, citizen.
2015-07-13 00:06:06	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Truly, there are no heroes here.
2015-07-12 22:48:41	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Normally yes, but in this case it's actually a combo of Charlatan and Gelatin, because my special attack is jello shots with acid, pepper spray, etc. It... doesn't really come up until the second movie.
2015-07-12 12:59:07	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Personally, I find it hilarious.
2015-07-12 12:57:42	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	It works by exposing the motivations, desires, and fears of the readers.
2015-07-12 11:44:17	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	No, it pretty much isn't. The title of the joke was Forced Perspective. Not, Fuck People Who Have Things. I realize the difference is subtle, but try to tease it out.
2015-07-12 11:42:51	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	It was a real conversation I had. So if it seems fake, you'll need to take it up with the penthouse condo owner and let him know his situation isn't credible. Incidentally, he thanked me for my comment and his mood visibly improved thereafter. Forced perspective.
2015-07-12 09:45:28	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	I know, right? What's wrong with these hundreds of people?
2015-07-12 09:44:31	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	You two are perfect for each other.
2015-07-12 08:48:20	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Little known fact. Minutes after that meme was made, that duck was killed and made into Duck Confit.
2015-07-12 08:46:38	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Cause that's totally what I said.
2015-07-12 08:43:43	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Many of the comments here lead me to believe you don't all get it by a long shot. And with over 700 people already upvoting it, I think I'm pretty happy with the setup and telling. What I find the most interesting is how much dust this particular joke has kicked up. It's not a great joke, it was a throw-away thought I had. But it's obviously stirred passions on both sides. It obviously resonates with the experience of many people, and it's just as obvious that there's a reflexive defensiveness on the part of a vocal minority. In this way, it's serving as a pretty effective model of the ongoing debate our society is undergoing. This one joke and people's reactions to it say more about the audience than it does about the quality of the joke itself.
2015-07-12 05:32:26	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	I agree about your comment.
2015-07-12 05:31:01	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Ha!
2015-07-12 05:26:51	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Hey look, someone who gets it. I've been on the reverse of this joke too. I was an aspiring writer for years before getting my first book deal. Now my debut novel is coming out in November. That comes with all sorts of new problems and responsibilities, working with editors and agents, self-promotion, fretting over covers, getting blurbs, reviews, interviews, all sorts of things I didn't see coming when all I was worried about was getting published. But guess what, they're all good problems to have. And if me from last year heard me today bitching about them, he'd probably punch me in the mouth. Same goes for the guy who let his whole day be ruined because he can't see the lake from his penthouse anymore. His "problems" put him in pretty elite company as far as levels of comfort and security go. That's the point of the joke.
2015-07-12 04:36:31	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Wow, thanks. That never occurred to me. This advice will really turn my life around. You should be a life coach. Maybe pursue a career in motivational speaking or writing self-help books.
2015-07-12 02:10:41	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Thanks everyone.
2015-07-11 02:35:56	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	The black outline is a good idea. I'll see if I can figure out how to do it in MS Paint.
2015-07-11 00:46:59	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Shucks. Darn.
2015-07-11 00:44:39	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Thanks!
2015-07-09 23:36:25	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Zing! You got me. Cut right to the bone, that razor wit.
2015-07-09 07:08:06	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Thanks!
2015-07-05 22:57:43	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	I'm a conservative, Skippy. And you aren't debating anything, you are merely exposing your stupidity and crassness like a flasher who gets off on wagging his shriveled dick at strangers. I've met you with facts before, to which you had no answer. You simply faded away and hoped no one would remember. Well, I do. My responses to you since have simply matched the tone you have already set. If you want to have an adult conversation, start off by acting like an adult. If you want respect shown to you, start off by showing respect. If you can't abide by these minimum standards of decorum, expect to continue having shade thrown your way. It's really that easy. Now, maybe you got lost and stumbled in here like a tourist, but this sub is specifically for sharing and talking about jokes. Not debating politics. You didn't like my joke at the expense of the GOP. Great, I don't care. You're not exactly my target audience. Indeed, you're the dark hole of stupid where I mine my material from. But in the future, if you want to argue politics, there are plenty of appropriate subs and forums where you can wave your dumb around. This isn't one of them. You are not welcome here.
2015-07-05 22:18:39	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	I've seen you try to argue. You aren't prepared to debate anything smarter than a pizza oven. You are as sharp as a sack of wet mice. And I never claimed to be tolerant. Indeed, I am very intolerant of the proudly ignorant. Which is why you are not welcome to post on my threads. I'm sure you still will, because you lack class. But expect to continue eating shit whenever you do show up.
2015-07-05 22:05:07	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Sweetheart, I understand what I read. And I also remember what I read from one day to the next. I remember other posts you've made. Posts where you have bashed gay parents. Posts where you have defended a symbol of oppression. I understand you all too well. Which is why I suggested you should go fuck yourself. You're not welcome here.
2015-07-05 04:47:46	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Why don't you bash gays and defend the Confederate flag some more? That was fun. Or you could just go fuck yourself.
2015-07-04 14:03:58	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	That's what's important.
2015-07-04 05:15:32	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	1. The second and third official national flags of the Confederacy included the Southern Cross flag prominently in their designs. Nice try, but no luck. 2. I'm glad you agree. Not everyone did, including Fox News which tried to spin it as an attack on Christians. 3. False. The Confederate flag has been a symbol of racist oppression since its inception. 4. Also false. The Civil War was fought by the Southern states specifically to preserve the institution of slavery, and in hopes of expanding the institution into the western territories. The Cornerstone speech, as well as the letters of secession of multiple Confederate states makes this historical fact plain. 5. I'm a conservative, Sport. And the elephant in the room is the continued racism that a large block of the GOP doesn't want to admit continues to exist.
2015-07-04 05:10:53	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Actually, there is. The multiple studies in question sampled thousands, yes, thousands of children raised by same sex couples. They turn out just fine, and if there are any lingering social problems that go along with same sex parenting, its's coming not from the parents themselves, but from ignorant, small-minded, homophobic bigots who harass and bully children of same sex couples. People like you, for example. So kindly improve the lives of everyone around you by stepping in front of a speeding train.
2015-06-28 01:40:50	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Bam!
2015-06-28 01:39:29	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	I know three different gay couples who have adopted children and have grown into wonderful parents. All of the available research shows that kids raised by same sex couples turn out just as well as children of hetero couples. The only bullshit I see here is ignorant fucks trying to use their bigotry to deny children a loving home. And I don't care one bit if this joke or anything else I say offends them. In fact, I sincerely hope it does.
2015-06-26 03:23:11	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Oh, believe me, I would love to.
2015-06-26 01:20:36	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	No, it isn't. This is where I wanted it.
2015-06-25 23:32:22	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	If he did I didn't catch it yet.
2015-06-20 00:41:57	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Franklin wasn't a President either. He's on the $100.
2015-06-19 00:58:33	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Booo! Boo Tyler Menz!
2015-06-18 13:30:34	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Thank you! Glad someone noticed it.
2015-06-18 06:39:15	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Audiences seem to disagree, but to each their own.
2015-06-18 00:38:50	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Gotcha.
2015-06-17 05:27:22	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Okay. What's the difference?
2015-06-16 00:37:27	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	With a handle like "FistfuckingFaggot," you know instantly that he's going to be a wealth of insightful and constructive criticism.
2015-06-15 23:41:27	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	I see you snagged the same imgur troll I picked up. He's a dandy.
2015-06-13 21:46:05	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Wow. So if I steal your car, but you get it back a week later, you weren't a victim of a crime. Good to know. What kind of car do you have? Asking for a friend.
2015-06-13 04:49:14	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Except none f those things were true in this case. It was a property crime, because the person responsible stole almost $500 worth of goods from local businesses through fraud. They did so in person, are on surveillance camera, and even had their license plates taken down. The case is open and shut, and has been gift wrapped for the police. My bank cancelling the charges does not replace the hundreds of dollars of food, drink, etc that was taken from Chicago businesses.
2015-06-11 00:30:45	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Thank you. Wish I didn't have to be out $500 for the next week to write it, but you can't win them all.
2015-06-11 00:18:06	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Thank you.
2015-06-10 05:31:58	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Some of those are really good.
2015-06-08 23:28:00	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Also works for alimony.
2015-06-05 23:39:32	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	What do you mean? This is biting social commentary, right here.
2015-06-03 23:38:25	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Yeah, that hasn't happened yet.
2015-05-23 22:18:50	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	I've just been linking straight from imgur using the reddit icon.
2015-05-20 23:15:14	StarWars	patrickstomlinson	I see jokes are a new concept for you.
2015-05-20 23:13:24	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	And I think I came up with it myself more than a year ago. Jokes are funny like that.
2015-05-19 23:21:37	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	It's a jab at our society's tolerance of women earning only 70% as much as men on average. It's the opposite of an attack on women.
2015-05-18 00:43:09	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Sounds like exactly the right thing to talk about, then.
2015-05-16 06:01:30	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Ah. Now I get you. Drop the whole punchline and replace it with Acquittal. That makes way more sense. I'll try it, but it still misses the frustration that so many people are feeling that so many of these cases never even make it to trial. Maybe split the difference and just say a "Non-Indictment?"
2015-05-16 05:47:13	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	"Insufficient evidence for acquittal" doesn't make any sense on any level. Only in a legal system where the accused did not enjoy the presumption of innocence would that statement have any meaning. An absence of evidence means there can't be a conviction, or charges leveled in the first place. An acquittal is the default in the face of insufficient evidence.
2015-05-16 05:35:30	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Good for you. I haven't.
2015-05-16 05:35:11	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	Thank you for the suggestion. I will adjust.
2015-05-16 05:34:37	standupshots	patrickstomlinson	And completely misses the point of the joke.
2015-01-18 08:04:15	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	I can't work in these conditions!
2015-01-18 08:03:30	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Kidding. There are a ton of really good stand up specials on Netflix from a diverse group of comics. Watch them. Then go read the Discworld series and watch a master in humor prose at work on the page.
2015-01-18 07:14:07	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Do stand-up for two years.
2015-01-18 04:59:51	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Ack, the pressure!
2015-01-18 04:59:24	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Writing prose and writing jokes feel like the same discipline to me. They both require many of the same skillsets. The difference is you can get immediate, real-time feedback for your jokes from a live audience. They are your beta readers and editors, which cuts down the turn-around time rather drastically. I've found that writing dialogue has become much easier since doing standup.
2015-01-18 03:44:25	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Only when the sun is out.
2015-01-18 03:24:39	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	I grew up on a steady diet of George Carlin. These days, I love the work of Louis C.K., Daniel Tosh, Bill Bur, Amy Schumer, and Key & Peele. But even more than these touring comics, it's the people in my local Milwaukee scene that have taught and challenged me to do better. We're a tight group that seems dedicated to really working together and boosting eachother instead of the sort of cut-throat everyone for themselves that the other big scenes seem to be.
2015-01-18 03:20:02	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	What's your signature dish when you cook? Corn brats. Just like a corm dog, but with a brat instead of a hotdog. You haven't lived...
2015-01-18 03:18:40	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Are you a sports fan? I'm a Packers fan, which is a category all to itself. And tomorrow we're going to avenge the "Fail Mary."
2015-01-18 03:14:41	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Can I borrow $20? Yes, at 50% interest compounded hourly.
2015-01-18 03:11:02	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	Well next up is a sequel to THE ARK I'm writing under the working title of TRIDENT'S FORGE. And that's about all I can say without spoilers. As for the stand-up beat, for the last year and a half, I've been organizing and hosting a geek-centric showcase at a wonderful nerd bar in Milwaukee called 42. We've been running through local comedians who have nerdy material to share. We call it he show Cthulhu's Comedy Collective, and it's been just awesomely fun to run. We're trying to expand it into the con circuit through the midwest to increase our audience.
2015-01-18 03:03:17	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	What does success mean to you: Publishing two books per year, doing four or five stand-up shows per month, and earning enough doing both that I don't have to do anything else.
2015-01-18 02:57:01	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	What author do you think should get more attention in the genre: Well, this being the Fantasy sub reddit, I'd have to say Kameron Hurley and her new book Mirror Empire deserves a lot more buzz than it's getting so far. It's an important, occasionally challenging work. Also, my good friend Bradley Beaulieu has been writing great epic fantasy for many years, but only nibbles around the edges of notoriety. Look for his next novel, Twelve Kings through Daw later this year.
2015-01-18 02:52:31	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	What are you working on now that you would like to share? ATM, my debut novel is just beginning to undergo the editing process to get it ready for market. It's called THE ARK, and is a sci-fi mystery thriller set on a generation ship two centuries after Earth has died. Angry Robot bought bot it and a sequel which is about 1/3 complete.
2014-01-19 07:59:03	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	They are different, but each is still writing. I'd compare them to writing different genres of fiction. Although I think stand-up has made me a better writer because comedy requires brevity. You need to be able to slash your jokes down to their bare escence. Any wasted words in a joke stand out and hurt the punchline's impact. You end up editing sets quickly and repeatedly. Also, you get much more immediate feedback from audiences, real-time actually. Very different from the month's long process of getting feedback from editors.
2014-01-19 04:14:47	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	"What's the worst job you ever had?" The worst job I ever had was also the one that allowed me to pursue writing as a career. I sold health insurance for 10 years, which paid well after some fits and starts, but wasn't at all fulfilling work. I seldom enjoyed the work, although there were the rare instances where I was really able to help someone, and the occasions where a client would send me a million dollar hospital bill that their policy had shielded them from. But most of the time it was a complete slog. However, it did provide me with renewal income that continues to this day, which takes care of most of my bills and lets me focus on developing my writing career.
2014-01-19 04:07:43	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	"Can I borrow $20?" As soon as I pick someone's pocket.
2014-01-19 04:06:27	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	"What do you bench press?" 250lbs, 110ish kilos.
2014-01-19 04:05:20	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	"What's your workout routine?" I work out around three times a week, alternating between circuit training, weights, and cardio. When it's not winter, I run half-marathons. I end up running around 400 miles per year.
2014-01-19 04:02:27	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	"If you could work on any TV show, which would you choose and why?" Current TV show would be "Almost Human." It was a great surprise. Interesting characters, witty dialogue, and good diversity of near-future tech all in a sleek package. I'd love to write an episode.
2014-01-19 03:58:34	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	"What's your favorite food?" Bratwurst eaten in Miller Park during a Brewer's game.
2014-01-19 03:57:15	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	"What's the last book you loved? What are you reading right now? The last book I irrationally loved was "Implied Spaces" by Walter John Williams. More recently, I finished "The Warded Man" by Peter V. Brett, and although I found the structure to be unusual, the character development was amazing. I bought "Desert Spear" and "The Daylight War," so it did its job.
2014-01-19 03:51:32	Fantasy	patrickstomlinson	"What are you working on now that you would like to share?" I've just submitted my first fantasy novel, a sort of high-sea high-fantasy, with female smuggler named Katagida as a MC. She's a sort of Hans Solo character with a seven-foot wide Sea-Bat as her only companion. I really enjoyed writing her and hope the book finds some traction.