I hope the middle seats absorbent.

50  2019-09-28 by Vawsh

77 comments

Haha low rent nigger can’t afford first class

I bet aunt Fran is paying for at least half of this. Doesn't visit his mother in her last few years but will take an elderly relative to Vegas?

Bullshit artist.

He’s taking them there but Anne Frank is paying

Colleen's quite the pro at extorting frail old relatives. Wonder how much pocket money Nana gave him "for da TABLES, ya know?"

Are these people his relative or the piss leaker’s

I think she's a Cumia, I'm sure I've heard the ghoul mention an aunt Fran in the past. He probably only remembers female relatives according to what he discovered in their underwear draws.

Dang I thought there was only like 4 cumios left to slay

I'm looking forward to the fallout once Ant dies. Joe's gonna have some competition for claiming whatevers left of Nana's fortune.

Keith, blissfully unaware of all this, chuckles to himself on fire island. Counting the cash whilst his wife tells him of all the disgusting shit she found cleaning the waterbrained wops McMansion.

The good news is is that Joe couldn't produce a son, Dawn's kid has his dad's name and Anthony's infertile and a homosexual, so the Cumia name dies out with them.

He probably only remembers female relatives according to what he discovered

And they only remember him until they get Alzheimer's and he immediately stops visiting them.

La Famiglia

is she the electrocuted looking aunt?

Super absorbent adult diapers, COMP'D!

Nice middle seat in Delta Economy, stupid.

Not even comfort plus

Hopefully it's an MD-88 on its last legs that's also missed a couple of safety checks.

Not even smart enough to get the emergency exit row, with this military expertise I'd think he be a fine candidate for that extra leg room.

5 stars.

Bag of peanuts, COMP'D!

He can’t even afford a fucking window.

A benefit not afforded those who play original music.

Another selfie

vaca

He knows this means cow, right?

Attention Mods - Joe C is on vacation, expect a 35% bump in DMCAs.

Joe is always on vacation. He doesn’t have a job

"Hey! Aunt Fran! Smile for the camera!"

"Leave me alone, faggot."

https://imgur.com/a/ICF90FW

She hates Joe for sure

She’s busy reading “1001 ways to kill your nephew and make it look like a suicide”

Aunt Fran looks like Mac’s mom

A casual observer would wonder which one is aunt Fran. There are two old women and an elderly homosexual in this picture.

He even wears a cutoff shirt on an airplane. Low class retard. I bet he made jokes about the TSA “checking his guns” as he showed off those fat faggot arms.

Flying to Vegas or New Orleans are the only two destinations where you see this type of behavior.

Don’t forget Orlando, nigga

Phoenix and Tucson too. Pretty much standard attire for any trashy sunbelt city.

You can see the squirting broad got all dressed up in her nice clothes for the airplane ride. She’s even wearing earrings.

Then Joe shows up in his trashy sleeveless shirt and bald head

Indeed. The least Potato Peeler Joe could do is not dress like a fucking bum. As we all know by now, the Cumias are low rent trash. Can't teach an old stupid dog new tricks.

I’ll have you know I sprung the extra $30 for ECONOMY PLUS!!! You’re all just jealous you cant afford my funjet vacation 😂🤣😆

Sixty years old and Moo Breasts doesn't even own a single grown up shirt. Queer.

0 muscle and horrible tattoos, he's so delusional.

Imagine having to sit near that fat swine with his pits and tits hanging out, it's fucking nauseating to even think about. Classless fucking animal. I guarantee his next tweet will be from his ordinary room at some second tier hotel which he'll gloat about like it's the Sinatra suite or something.

Looks like JoeyH's daughter is safe for a few days.

"Now Layla, sweetie, you do what Uncle Jeffrey tells you okay?"

Her and his girlfriend’s daughter is staying with uncle ang

Ditching the brats for a weekend in Vegas, looks great on a CPS report.

Colin Flaherty looking old hag.

Old Bitch Leak a Lot.

So funny I forgot to squirt

A well deserved vacation from not working.

Vacation from what?

Reddit.

Doesn’t he spend the most time on Reddit on his vacations?

Depends on how long he's temporarily suspended for.

i'm guessing it takes that boomer retard a few days to pass the captcha.

Nice earphones that came with the phone your brother bought you, stupid.

DAMN! you sure showed him. can joe recover after that?

I hate that weird hole on the side of his head. What is that?

His long term gf

Looks like Grandma Carrol's been applying her eyebrows with a stencil and a paintball gun

I like to think half way through applying her eyebrows Joe walked in to the room with his cut off shirt and basketball shorts saying "I'm ready" and she was like "ah, fuck it, there's no point in trying to look good, let's just go".

I know theyre both old and gross, but how do you even look at your husband/boyfriend/whatever they are after he captions a Facebook post “friends, fun, sun”

Incontinent old whore

husband/boyfriend/whatever

Sigh....

Didn't he send DMCA's from Disney Land like a month ago? How much #Vaca does he need?

I wish they were on flight 17 to Malaysia

So ugly they had to seat them in a windowless row.

Where's his hat? What if there's turbulence?

I wish we could all hear what the airline staff were saying about this sleeveless, bald nigger and his trashy, meth-head girlfriend insisting on special treatment for being some some New York radio show guy's brother. "Howard Stern's brother?" No. Who? Nobody gives a shit west of Massachusetts.

#taxcheat #IRSAudit

Its always so embarassing seeing someone taking a selfie second hand

I don't think I've ever seen an adult male do it in real life. I certainly can't remember an instance.

He looks the most normal he’s ever looked in this picture yet he still manages to look like a complete dolt.

Where is his hat to let the pilot know he can handle the turbulence??

did the crypt keeper forget half the eyebrow while it was putting on that pound of makeup?

Faggot cannot even afford real earbuds and just uses the default ones that come with his phone.

What a dirtbag white trash place to vacation.

Damn is this today? He's here NOW?!?! fuck! Where's he staying?

Who knows, but we know one thing for sure: he didn’t pay a single red cent to get there.

Comp’d