HA! Looking to get meatballs at Baggadelcinatti's is like asking looking for Bernie Williams to get a single with the bases loaded during the bottom of 9th down by two during the 2004 post-season. If you're looking for meatballs, Cosa del Nancitangelotinio's on 2045th and Broadway in Teterboro is where you need to be.
HA! Asking if Cosa del Nancitangelotinio's is reasonable is like asking if my bookie Angel in the Bodega near the White Castle in Hasbrouck Heights has any good news for me after I bet the parlay on an over/under Nets game in 2002. If you're looking for reasonable, checkout Salalottonacci's in Hackensack off 36th and West 19th E.
HA! Asking if you need a reservation at Salalottonacci's is like asking the stripper Porsche at Scores if she seen her kids in the last 5 months after she blows me in a hot tub in the Borgata after a percocet. More upscale joint would be Ville de Montagna con Sono Laggo Maggianattattolinis in New Brunswick.
HA! Asking if proper attire required at Ville de Montagna con Sono Laggo Maggianattattolinis is like asking my agent if I am still going to have a work the Chuckles in Nebraska for $1500. If you want fancy, check out Baggadelcinatti's over on 158th and Laganaga Street in Parsippany.
He really can’t afford to pay 9 hundred something dollar bill at this point? I could pay that without much worry jesus, doesn’t he still tour and shit? So he’s flat broke? Wow
Retartie goes on podcasts gloating about the fortune he squandered on drugs and lawyers like it's a badge of honor. However, like the squashed bug he calls his nose, it's actually a badge of intense faggotry of the highest magnitude. I hope he dies penniless in the basement of some abandoned building.
26 comments
1 Separate_Possibility 2019-09-27
I thought Kyle reported Artie was making $750k from Compound Media, yet he has to get a on payment plan to pay a $1k bill?
1 chulathedog 2019-09-27
He said on LoS that he has like 2 mill in the bank.
1 Phkna1 2019-09-27
Artie lies all the time
1 therealstinks 2019-09-27
kyle doesnt report anything he steals shit from the sub and posts it as reporting
1 Separate_Possibility 2019-09-27
SNN is the only channel I trust.
1 Iguckfoats 2019-09-27
Kyle doesn't report shit, he gets beaten down by his incredibly obese girlfriend and pisses on his floor.
1 PatrickThetanson 2019-09-27
Fucking bum
1 Hominus_Rhodium 2019-09-27
Absolutely pathetic. There was a time when he was with Howard where he probably had 979.73 bar tabs.
1 MaynardHomme 2019-09-27
For a lunchtime tab.
1 gregorio_ilidivich_2 2019-09-27
That's nothing. His tab at Baggadelcinatti's over on 158th and Laganaga Street in Parsippany is over 7 large.
1 Separate_Possibility 2019-09-27
are the meatballs any good over there?
1 gregorio_ilidivich_2 2019-09-27
HA! Looking to get meatballs at Baggadelcinatti's is like asking looking for Bernie Williams to get a single with the bases loaded during the bottom of 9th down by two during the 2004 post-season. If you're looking for meatballs, Cosa del Nancitangelotinio's on 2045th and Broadway in Teterboro is where you need to be.
1 Separate_Possibility 2019-09-27
oh yeah, is it reasonable?
1 gregorio_ilidivich_2 2019-09-27
HA! Asking if Cosa del Nancitangelotinio's is reasonable is like asking if my bookie Angel in the Bodega near the White Castle in Hasbrouck Heights has any good news for me after I bet the parlay on an over/under Nets game in 2002. If you're looking for reasonable, checkout Salalottonacci's in Hackensack off 36th and West 19th E.
1 Separate_Possibility 2019-09-27
do you need a reservation?
1 gregorio_ilidivich_2 2019-09-27
HA! Asking if you need a reservation at Salalottonacci's is like asking the stripper Porsche at Scores if she seen her kids in the last 5 months after she blows me in a hot tub in the Borgata after a percocet. More upscale joint would be Ville de Montagna con Sono Laggo Maggianattattolinis in New Brunswick.
1 Separate_Possibility 2019-09-27
proper attire required?
1 gregorio_ilidivich_2 2019-09-27
HA! Asking if proper attire required at Ville de Montagna con Sono Laggo Maggianattattolinis is like asking my agent if I am still going to have a work the Chuckles in Nebraska for $1500. If you want fancy, check out Baggadelcinatti's over on 158th and Laganaga Street in Parsippany.
1 Separate_Possibility 2019-09-27
I like you.
1 JaneDough911 2019-09-27
I too have enjoyed this bit
1 Phkna1 2019-09-27
Have it with-a some a your Mama's moozarell and it is divine
1 BovineEyedMongoloid 2019-09-27
Looks like Artie nose some wise financial strategery
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-27
Man fuck this aborted blobfish. He stole a ton of money from Norm to buy smack. That eeeeeyuhfyends me
1 sf69err 2019-09-27
He really can’t afford to pay 9 hundred something dollar bill at this point? I could pay that without much worry jesus, doesn’t he still tour and shit? So he’s flat broke? Wow
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-09-27
Retartie goes on podcasts gloating about the fortune he squandered on drugs and lawyers like it's a badge of honor. However, like the squashed bug he calls his nose, it's actually a badge of intense faggotry of the highest magnitude. I hope he dies penniless in the basement of some abandoned building.
1 Phkna1 2019-09-27
Just wait. He will. I just laid 10 large with my bookie that he relapses before Easter