Reminder: Patrick S. Tomlinson removed "public figure" from his bio when we started mocking him

38  2019-09-27 by PoliticalFirebrand

You have no leg to stand on, stupid.

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His legs barely support his weight and he'll likely lose them to diabetes anyway.

He has published books under his own name so he will be a public figure until the day he dies no matter what he says or thinks or does.

He also inserts himself into certain and specific public situations and commentary, using his background as a basis of authority.

Very least, limited-purpose public figure.

I mean he is verified on Twitter, right?

Actually, no, he isn't, it would've cost Niki another 2 grand to reinstate his blue checkmark.

Imagine asking your wife for thousands of dollars to get your Twitter account back. 🤣

Or your little brother to pay your rent all your life because you molested him when you guys were kids.

He's known as a political firebrand.

He also took out "stand-up comedian" in a rare moment of self-awareness.

He still believes he's funny, he's just unable to stand for a half hour set.

"Author. Pundit. NASA's Unexplained Files contributor on @sciencechannel. STARSHIP REPO and GATE CRASHERS from @torbooks. THE ARK trilogy from @angryrobotbooks."

There is a 0 percent chance is isnt a public figure.

Crybullies want a lot of things to go their only their way. He thinks he deserves only praise and positive attention while being a huge cunt.

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