Cock noodling. It was terrible shit anyways.

fawk yeah, imagine walking into guitar center and seeing brother joe shred like that! blue oyster cult are fawking idiots for not hiring brother joe!

You're a doll, Pat. Never change brothaman.

I'm so glad he made it through the sub hopping and account bans.

Looks like he lost his account but Pat always finds us. It's refreshing.

Joe tried out on bass for BOC. Are there any video examples of his masterful bass technique? Asking for a friend.

They hold these contests to encourage teenagers to keep playing the guitars their parents bought them. This 65 year old dildo shows up to shred.

God that’s fucking embarrassing when you put it like that

What's worse is that he likely went home and bragged to Carol about how he showed those punk kids how a real man plays guitar

You can count on that.

Joe came to show the kids what happens if you don’t stay in school.

Just like Eric

No bacon, egg, cheese on a roll this morning…

Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to Sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.

I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years…Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like I’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass…

A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.

ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day) blow…cold turkey. Just stopped at will.

If you follow this plan and get your body into “fat burning mode” (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING…and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient. 😎 👍

(No offense AIDS patients….) 😬

Goal- 210lbs…

PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’ 1” helps big time.

I see Ant showed up in support with the red tshirt

Leg shaking to hold the weight.

That family is known for neurological problems, on top of all the others.

Living breathing joke.

This big fat HIV+ leech who lays down on his fat stomach to sun tan like a faggot has "been playing guitar for 55 years."
Joey you welfare queen all that free money from you little brother and your wifes dead husband and you still dress like a 4year old? LOSER.

Six foot and one inch! Sadly, his awful posture and bowed out chicken legs bring that down to 5'8".

if only he could have rearranged his schedule to be with Milla. I'm sure she would have been so impressed with this.

just like Eric.

This makes Spinal Tap look like Mozart

This needs to be longer and there needs to be many move videos like this. The "Shreds" videos are classic.

This the saddest thing I’ve seen about joe yet. He really is just a nobody with nothing. If it wasn’t for this sub I don’t know if he’d have a reason to wake up.

Those longhaired guys were not impressed and were clapping because he finally stopped.

He probably shred his pants at the same time. What a fucking buffoon.

Hey this is pre Air Boomers!

He showed them, I guess. What I want to know is how does he decide when and how to tap his foot? His heel tapping seems to be completely unrelated to the music. And then when he steps back, he stops tapping, does he just figure that time doesn't matter when you really get rocking? So many questions, so little caring.

I will bet that all the kids at that contest thought joe was either the owner of the store just getting things started or a homeless guy who wandered in for a free bowl of soup.

Bovine Joe shredding Purple Graze

He’s a cow headed dummy you see

The only thing Low-T Joey is shredding is cheese for his diet.