How is he going to prove that anyone calling CPS has even posted in this sub? All of the stuff we have on him are on accounts attached to his real name.
Here’s how it goes Joe:
You tell the cops to give you the numbers of the people that called to report you, and you wanna sue for harassment.
One of the cops tells you that’s not how it works.
You decide to act uppity due to your genetic flaws
One of the cops that is a vet and actually severed his country snaps due to his ptsd and your North African appearance.
He beats you within an inch of your life
You try to sue, but forget about the illegally modified gun that was in your possession.
Wait, so his daughter is eating a snack while his not-wife is making dinner? Unless Carol is making an hours-long bone broth in her cauldron, this is Bad Parenting 101. You don't let your kid fill up on snacks just before dinner. CPS would have a field day with this clown.
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5 4stepsbackward 2019-09-26
He forgot to mention his friendship with Jeffrey Hollander!
1 Der-Giftpilz 2019-09-26
Wonder if his neighbors know what kind of company Joe welcomes into his home
4 Mister_Sardonicus 2019-09-26
He knows how infamously corrupt CPS are known to be. That's why he's practially begging us to call.
He needs a new hookup for his childspit addiction.
4 JumboYumYums 2019-09-26
Desperate idiocy
3 985x 2019-09-26
And here he is challenging 20 of us to call CPS: https://i.imgur.com/O2XEUvM.png
4 HahaIHaveNoIdea 2019-09-26
How is he going to prove that anyone calling CPS has even posted in this sub? All of the stuff we have on him are on accounts attached to his real name.
Here’s how it goes Joe:
You tell the cops to give you the numbers of the people that called to report you, and you wanna sue for harassment.
One of the cops tells you that’s not how it works.
You decide to act uppity due to your genetic flaws
One of the cops that is a vet and actually severed his country snaps due to his ptsd and your North African appearance.
He beats you within an inch of your life
You try to sue, but forget about the illegally modified gun that was in your possession.
Layla starts getting to school on time.
1 CesarRomeroOranges 2019-09-26
This is the best post of the post-merger sub.
2 dazzlefloss 2019-09-26
lmao like any of us have any assets to take or incomes to garnish
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-26
I got some jolly ranchers
1 BergStonewall 2019-09-26
COMP’D
2 bwaitforitjones 2019-09-26
Criminal mischief deals with property damage, what a dummy
3 BloviatingUdders2 2019-09-26
Of course he leans on his brother again. Fucking oaf never stood on his own two hooves for anything.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-09-26
That's the most unbelievable part. No one remembers who Anthony is.
3 TheDarkFezRises 2019-09-26
Where's the part where they all eat some "tasty sammiches"?
His People's Court experience went exactly as he predicted, didn't it?
1 CopyrightWillTate 2019-09-26
No, he didn't want to bring up Reddit.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-26
Officer, if you'll be so kind as to read these printouts...
2 ClintWiseblood 2019-09-26
Joe: Being the brother of famous shock jock Anthony cumia
Officer: Yeah, I don't know who that is.
1 CopyrightWillTate 2019-09-26
Black Officer: Yeah, I remember that motherfucker....
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-09-26
Officer: "Who, that faggot who got fired from his cake job for tweeting? Jesus, what a queer."
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-09-26
Officer: JESUS CHRIST, YOU KNOW THE WHEREABOUTS OF THE ROSLYN HEIGHTS STRANGLER!?
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-09-26
The Cumias have been terrorizing the island for decades. He probably arrested one of them himself at some point
2 Rich_Vos_Rolex 2019-09-26
Is this fan fiction or did he actually write this.
4 985x 2019-09-26
This really happened.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-09-26
"How's that brother of yours? Is it true he said he'd fuck a 13 year old?"
"Umm err uh uh are umm card carrying pedophile."
"Jesus Christ dude, you smell like BO. Buy some sleeves."
"Ummm err uh uh were duh pedophile."
1 ColinPatriceRon 2019-09-26
Guess we will see lol.
1 JoeCumiasNeckElastic 2019-09-26
So so so, you’re saying Shitlord Cuntdick calling me a fat nigger faggot isn’t admissible in court?
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-09-26
Wait, so his daughter is eating a snack while his not-wife is making dinner? Unless Carol is making an hours-long bone broth in her cauldron, this is Bad Parenting 101. You don't let your kid fill up on snacks just before dinner. CPS would have a field day with this clown.
1 THE69IQ 2019-09-26
What if it’s just a cup of mayo, three ham cubes and six almonds? Everyone needs six meals between meals to maintain a healthy weight.
1 Jung_Skywalker 2019-09-26
Yeah, old "So, so, so..." Joe is renowned for his smooth-talkng in the face of authority figures.