I have 3.5 hours left on my shift and I'm the only person here for miles.

11  2019-09-25 by aRTie02150

I've already jacked off twice. Any suggestions on how to make the rest of this day fly by?

19 comments

1  ThomasRPatlinson 2019-09-25

What kind of warehouse do you work in? Something worth stealing there?

1  aRTie02150 2019-09-25

It's mostly a storage warehouse for heavy equipment. Smallest thing I can steal is a damn forklift and I won't get far with it.

1  ThomasRPatlinson 2019-09-25

Maybe you could extend your oeuvre Pat-wise? You didn't capture him, yet, did you?

1  aRTie02150 2019-09-25

I don't like Pathetic.

He doesn't deserve any of my attention.

1  WaterFromTheWell 2019-09-25

Word.

1  ThomasRPatlinson 2019-09-25

I respect your opinion on Patposting, but allow me to retort:

https://i.redd.it/azczmvstrns21.jpg

1  TetleysRevenge 2019-09-25

I really don't know why people waste time by messing with him. Just let him live in his miserable world where he has no clue to John Fucking Fogerty is.

1  Ominous_Sodium 2019-09-25

Jack off on a picture of Niki and send it to Patrick.

1  OutlawMemer 2019-09-25

Better yet, jack off on a picture of Patrick and send it to Niki.

1  Ominous_Sodium 2019-09-25

I'll buy you Chipotle if you do this.

1  OutlawMemer 2019-09-25

We're loyal to Panera around here you filthy savage.

1  Ominous_Sodium 2019-09-25

Alright you can have my shift meal.

1  aRTie02150 2019-09-25

That would be pretty damn funny if we all did that daily and sent him the pictures.

New bit?

1  Ominous_Sodium 2019-09-25

It would be worth seeing him sperg out on Twitter about sexual harassment and literally rape and #metoo all applying to him

1  985x 2019-09-25

Call CPS

1  Teddy_Bundyy 2019-09-25

Security Guard?

1  aRTie02150 2019-09-25

Heavy equipment operator.

1  mrwhite9292 2019-09-25

I have a job where I'm pretty much alone from 4 to 10. I pretty much do nothing besides watching machines all night. It's boring as shit and every time I go outside for a smoke the blacks and Puerto Ricans try to bumb cigs from me. Good thing is the job is literally a 2-minute walk. Also there's a gas station right next door. But there's a one-armed heroin addict who hangs out there with her boyfriend trying to prostitute herself.

1  Mod_Impersonator 2019-09-25

Yell the N word as loud as you can over and over.