HEY JOE: I'LL FIGHT YOU IRL, FAGGOT.

22  2019-09-24 by jamescaannigga

Still willing to come to you, pussy.

Draw up the terms.

28 comments

Draw up the terms.

OK, first thing's first, what kind of beer would you like Joey to buy you?

Grapefruit

My brothaman knows his road sodas.

Joe listed the people he wants to 'throw hands' with, it was mainly Beigefrequency (a sweet lil transish kid) - really picking those tough targets, eh Joe?

He threatened me earlier but failed to challenge me to a fight. Joe always disappoints.

He's pussied out multiple times. I can grab all his quotes, where he had a list of fat crippled people he would fight and said he wouldn't fight anyone else. He admitted hes not a good fighter and is fat and old.

Don't forget the part where he's instinctively compelled to press his ass into the crotch of any man roughly handling him

Here's the Hotdog's terms:

One Red Gatorade.

One Turkey Sandwich.

You have to place it on the hood of his Fagiat 500 and walk 500 feet away.

One he retrieves it, you may walk back.

He will then have a stern conversation with you from the safe confines of his car with the window barely cracked open, with the engine still running so he can get the last word and pull away quickly after you break his windshield.

lol, i can literally see this happening.

I'm slim, but I have a runner's frame and build. I can at least catch up with the Fagiat for 20 seconds, enough to jump and grab the hood, as he tries to speed away.

It probably only does 20 with 325lbs of pork pulling the frame down and causing the tires to grind into the wheel wells.

I'm slim

You dont have to lie. No one knows who you are.

He's sent me his nudes, jackass.

Let me say, not every part of him is slim ;)

Forward to me, or you're a faggot

Why not both?

Hurry up, my boner is going soft.

I'm just saying that I'm at least quick enough to wind him a little bit. And I have some martial arts training, even though its just foggy Karate.

I got my black belt in taekwondo 20 years ago, thought I was a badass. Turns out it's basically useless.

Anyone remember that schizo ginger faggot who filmed himself calling Joe out to a fight then talked to him on the phone and was suddenly like "oh he's not so bad". God I hope that stupid pussy killed himself.

I'm willing to talk to Joe on the phone, but he is GOING to get his ears kicked in over this, by me, over the weird claims he's made and the company he keeps.

Pedophilia is a hard stop for me, as far as toleration goes: I'll joke about it, but it's seriously a problem for me and it drives me nuts to see it normalized. He and his brother are fucking creeps, and they deserve to fucking answer for it.

How do you feel about his assertion that owning child porn isn't illegal?

Get's me hot under the collar, if you wanna hear my two cents about it.

So do we have to fight to determine who gets to break the pedals face?

war hero joe is an empathetic individual, pal. he wouldnt want to grind your bones to dust, chum. you should thank war hero joe, pal. know what im sayin?

also, opie is an active pedophile

This is boring now. We have moved on.

I think his schedule will clash with yours.

Who would want to fight that fat pig? Didn't he fail an AIDS test at some point? Tainted blood.

I’m 6’1”, and twice your age, You wouldn’t have the balls!!!! Also Im suddenly VERY BUSY.... um ... yeah... busy. 😛😘🤣

Just kick him in his bow legs