Be sure to contact NY Child Protective Services and let them know Joe has allowed a convicted child rapist in the same house as his young daughter (1-800-342-3720)

66  2019-09-24 by 985x

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Make sure you tell them about his new illegal rifle and high capacity magazines also

It probably wouldn't hurt to attach the picture of him pointing his gun at the camera. Just to show how unhinged he is.

Has anyone got a link to the archived pics? You know, for when Joe "shows the authorities" this thread, as he claimed further down.

The worst part is that Joe wouldn't even be sad if CPS took her away. The part he'd be sad about is that he'd have to go find another kid to fuck until he got her back.

Jeff would stop hanging out with him, that's for sure.

It's pretty obvious at this point that he doesn't care about his daughter and never did. He just uses her to keep himself in the good books of the likes of AntH and Kurt Love

If you check his ex's social media posts, he mostly refuses to pay any child support unless it is mandated by a judge, even then he acts like a psycho about it. You'd think a parent would be okay with providing for his only child.

Wow it’s almost as if Joe Cumia is a piece of shit.

If a piece of shit could swing a frying pan and make up stories about getting breaks from cops, they’d be clones.

*also uses her to panhandle likes on facebook lying about being a good father and making up bullshit like talking to real vets with missing limbs "IED?"
Lying fat old piece of shit fuck welfareleech Joe Cumia.

Be sure to send along the screenshot of Layla's mother telling what a worthless excuse for a father Joe is.

I pray one of you has the balls. I hope 20 of you has the balls. I’d be wealthy, you’d be sued broke and defending yourselves against felony criminal mischief charges, we’d all be done with this. You think the cops would ignore everything I’ve archived about you twisted little shits? Ha! Bring it cunt. u/985x I’ll start with you. Anonymity is never 100%. Try to fuck someone, with intent, you’ll get it back 10 fold.

It's not illegal to report someone to various agencies like CPS, IRS, ATF, SSI etc, you retard. Ask your friend Bobo, whose house you spend a lot of time at for some reason, I've reported him numerous times and while they're 'still investigating' they haven't arrested me.

It's also not illegal to call someone a faggot, you faggot.

It's not illegal to report someone to various agencies like CPS, IRS, ATF, SSI etc

in fact one might say they encourage it

They do. All have anonymous reporter/whistleblower links prominently displayed on their homepages. Feel free to check them out and drop a report, if you feel it to be necessary of course.

Losing a Reddit sub sucks for like 30 seconds but imagine losing your kids, income or firearms.

Just ask Anthony... assuming you count Sue as his kid

It's already been done. You don't need to dare anyone. You've been reported.

Try to fuck someone... you mean like exactly what you're doing to us, you stupid bald fuck?

I think the cops would laugh in your dumb face whilst you stumble your way through a far-fetched explanation & spouting usernames like they're meant to give a shit.

Why don't you fuck off back to facebook with the rest of the queers? A 60 year old man showboating about sub bans on social media is fucking embarrassing.

I didn't wanna bring up Reddit, officer....

that sounds far fetched

sighs "you see officer... there's this guy named shitlord cuntdick.."

You’re a fucking idiot. Plenty of people report child neglect and nothing happens to them if they are wrong. The system doesn’t have the resources to investigate calls that are fake as opposed to just unfounded. And above that, you can report anonymously. No court nor city agency is wasting resources to backtrack anonymous reports. Shut the fuck up Joe. Your childlike intelligence is pathetic. Just shut the fuck up and people will stop messing with you. Jesus Christ how fucking dumb are you? You keep poking a bees nest. Deep down you like this attention. Have fun getting fucked with because your life is so miserable sad that you need attention from cyber bullies.

You’re right to an extent.. no city and especially no county agency is going to bother with an anonymous report to CPS unless there’s some kind of history. Cops, domestic, kid bruised in school.

Look- you assholes will say ANYTHING to get a niggaz ribz... I get that, but the maliciousness is really not necessary. It’s bad for your soul. It’s negative LIFE KARMA... It does a body bad... just get the fuck over yourselves. You’re not the bad asses you once were and this is just a little pay back. I know I’m pissing you off because of your palpable animosity and desperation to get a rise out of me, but it ain’t gonna happen. So, let’s all get on with our day and you be the good little antisocial millennials that you’re so happy being.

Scared of something?

SCARED? I encourage you guys to do this so I can laugh at you when nothing happens. Do it morons. 🤣

Why do you even care then? It’s the same pattern with you and your brother’s twitter addiction. Find a real hobby

Damn. It got me

That I is so close to a 1.

You heard him.

No effect whatsoever, right, stupid?

Tell me Joe, does Carol have a Lust for Life?

Here comes Carol Maxheimer
She's gonna shoot another piss-stream

You two made me loff

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wow you really are above all this, I guess thats why you are spending your twilight years reporting reddit posts.

Fonner was the only one that tried to reason with this place and help you.

See what that got him? The stress killed him and now his nude pics are cycled in to Joe's KP files.

You've had how many gigs cancelled, you appeared on the People's Court and made an ass out of yourself, you're the sole reason we keep getting your brother's Twitter accounts PERMANENTLY SUSPENDED, you have to play infrequent bar gigs at Katie's because it's the only place that will have you since your reputation is so soiled. 'A little payback'? I know you didn't graduate high school (something even your retarded friend Bobo accomplished) but dude, look at the scoreboard. We're up by like 10 touchdowns.

I’m just amazed you dedicate so much of your life to this reddit war.

Joe, despite me calling you a faggot and all that, I really don’t give a shit about you. But you’re dumb. Your first paragraph proves it. They will most certainly investigate because if a kid dies and they have a report, shit will hit the fan. I have coworkers that were investigated the day some friend or family member decided to fuck with them. Also if more than one sub member called, it’s a major red flag. I don’t give a shit about you like I said, I like the funny things I see on the subs and I’ll call you names but that’s where my fun ends. I care about your daughter because she’s going to be put through hell if anyone actually filed anything on you. You commenting on this post to challenge these animals is insane. What did you think was going to happen? Your google search already brings up awful shit your kid and step kids will see. If there’s one reason you need to just shut the fuck yo and let this blow over, it’s for your kid. Because now you aren’t just daring these people to fuck with you, you’re daring them to fuck with her too.

Also if more than one sub member called, it’s a major red flag.

in fact stories such as the one seen in the "DaddyOfFive" saga tell me that CPS is willing to take anonymous online reports seriously if adequate visual evidence is provided. that guy had his kids taken away because he bullied them on camera for Youtube "pranks".

Exactly. And then when they realize Joes the brother of a convicted woman beater, I bet they’ll love that too.

Calling someone a millennial isn't really an insult coming from a baby boomer knocking on deaths door, just sayin.

You know what’s bad for the soul Joe... embellishing your military service to discredit the sacrifices those people made before and after you shit head. You can ignore me all you want but until that DS-214 surfaces I’m not going anywhere and I will continue to question your service.

What's the karma tally for letting your very alive mother, rot away in a nursing home for five years and not once visiting her and claiming she was "gone."? You Cumias are fucking vermin.

Thank fucking God there's no male heir to carry on the name with the welfare dependency and pedophilia.

no city and especially no county agency is going to bother at all with an anonymous report to CPS unless there’s some kind of history.

You truly are a dim-witted boob if you actually believe this. You think CPS is going to risk letting a child continue to be harmed just because it's the first time they hear about it? Goddamn your idiocy really is the stuff of legend.

Given your association with several known pedophiles, it's not malicious. We are literally trying to protect a child

“No county agency is going to bother at all.”

That’s exactly what the agency is setup for you fat retard. County CPS offices get tons of anonymous tips of suspected child abuse/neglect. Sure, lots of times it’s just family members snitching on each other during some white trash fight they’re having, but that just means you’ll fit right in with the rest of the pieces of shit that state and county agencies investigate.

You are so goddamned stupid.

More angry old Boomer shit. Thanks for leaving the world in way worse shape than it was before you came around. Shittiest generation, hands down.

no city and especially no county agency is going to bother at all with an anonymous report to CPS unless there’s some kind of history

You really are the biggest fucking retard on Long Island if you believe that.

Hollander was at your house, hot dog brain. There's PLENTY of reason to have you investigated, especially given you're brother has a history of fucking underage girls.

That's the real concern here. Joe knowingly associates with pedophiles, that's pedophiles with an "s". Meaning more than one. Friends often have things in common. I feel that it is in the best interest of his child that Joe is thoroughly checked out.

It's against the law for them to disclose who makes a CPS report. Good luck with that!

You’re a gay fat faggot nigger pedophile who drinks child spit at The Big Apple Ranch with Kurt Love

Can't wait to see that confidence dry up when CPS sees the picture of registered sex offender and convicted child rapist Jeffrey Hollander sitting in a room that looks exactly like on in your house. Inviting a pedophile into your home after his conviction isn't a good look, Joey.

You think the cops would ignore everything I’ve archived about you twisted little shits?

100%

I think they’d laugh and refer to him as “fat retard faggot” as they drive away.

Haha exactly. We've never threatened to harass him in person not commit any sort of threat that would be illegal. The worst the sub has done was get his gigs cancelled by submitting screenshots of the bovine's social media posts to club owners. We follow all TOS rules. This Bovine on the other hand has threatened to "beat the shit" out of us and put his daughter in real danger.

You’re in this thread you astounding, world class retard. Anyway, expect a knock on the door soon.

You're a bluffing moron. 😂 you're TOO SCARED to do it and are hoping someone else will because you know its a bad idea. 😘

Won’t fool me that easily!

Why would he be scared to anonymously report a child in a legitimate unsafe situation? Her father associates with several pedophiles who he allows into his home. Her father has illegal weapons in the home. Her father has a patchy record with important things like getting her to school. These are red flags Joe. I genuinely fear for your child's welfare. There is a clear, continuing risk to her as long as she is in your care.

Fuck you Joe! Try me... the only thing I’ve ever questioned is your service. Show me your DD-214 and I’m gone.

You and your washed-up pedophile brother have been making this same empty threat over and over for years. It's fucking hilarious how many times you two fags have tried to claim "the wheels are in motion" when it comes to legal action against people on this sub. You'll do nothing except continue to take it like the fucking wimp you are. Same with your brother.

Also, it's not illegal to report you for things that are absolutely plausible. You had a sex offender over to your house where you filmed a video of that sex offender mock sexually assaulting a mentally handicapped person. Your own brother, who you almost certainly allow unsupervised contact with your children, has said and done things which make it obvious that he has a sexual proclivity for children. These aren't just accusations made out of trolling, you fucking idiot. You can be in denial all you want about these things. Maybe you really are just so fucking stupid that you don't know any better but that's no excuse for putting innocent people at risk.

Keep kicking the nest stupid. Im calling right now, there is plenty of reason to report. First of all, your inappropriate choice of company convicted pedophile Jefferey Hollander, as well as your brother Anthony Cumia who is a well known groomer of underage girls, as per your archived comments here. Also the amount of illegal weaponry you and your brother horde doesnt ever make for a safe enviroment for a child. Next is the fact that you are a hate filled 60 yr old unemployed white supremacist who has spouted racist sentiments ad nauseam for the past 20 years. This shit is all documented and it all came from you, dummy. In the words of a self made man (unlike yourself), keep your head on a swivel.

that's right redditards, you fuck with the bull you get the HORNS!!!

You really are fucking dumb as shit

How can you have lived this long and be this stupid?

He leeches off of his baby brother and tries to scam bar owners.

level 1

Don't forget everyone - the IRS says you are entitles to 10% of whatever you recover; I am sure all the COMP'D gifts and trips were not claimed.

So we're going to report you for allowing a known child predator around your young daughter and you're going to report us for being mean to you on the internet. Yeah I'm sure this will work out in your favor.

Joe/James/Colleen,

I don't believe you are familiar with NYS laws regarding criminal mischief.

https://www.new-york-lawyers.org/felony-criminal-mischief.html

Good day to you madam.

Strictly as an observer who’d never dream of calling anybody ever, I’d have to imagine the ex would get wind of this and such an incident has the potential to give her leverage in any potential future custody hearings, no?

Joe, you really are afraid of this happening. You can tell. You are rattled.

It's not mischief if the allegations are true. (Hint: they are)

Do you really think it's even possible to sue a person for reporting suspected child abuse? How retarded can a person be? Do you genuinely completely lack common sense? Reporting is typically done Anonymously anyway. Also remember that family on YouTube who ended up getting their kids taken away for posting shit online that showed them abusing their kids? It turns out that hordes of people ridiculing them online did nothing to save them. Crazy.

Here’s how it goes: (Layla doing her homework and having a snack.. Carol cooking dinner...)

Some small talk involving a weak drugged out drunk sounding anonymous tipster.. after a minute of conversation and showing him this thread threatening malicious accusations... it goes something like this:

Officer: “OK, well... Sorry for bothering you sir”....

Me: “No problem officer, you know kids online shenanigans these days, especially being the brother of a former radio shock jock Anthony Cumia”...

Officer: “Haha! O&A...I remember those guys! How’s your brother doing anyway?”

Me: “He’s great! Doing well... thanks for asking”

Officer: “ok then, Have a good day Mr. Cumia”...

Me: “You too officer, be safe out there!”

You’re all retards. That’s why you’re all here... because you’re not all there. Tarded, then tarded again. RE-TARDED.

Joe... I don’t care! Let’s see that DD-214!

Being Trants brother really is the most important thing in your life, huh?

Joe probably answers his phone: "Hello, this is Anthony's brother."

Does anyone have anything they'd like to say to me?

Officer: "hey Mr. Cumia. Can we take a look at that firearm you were on Facebook bragging about last week."

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Officer: "This setup is illegal in the state of NY. Where was this firearm purchased, and how was it transfered to you? (Surely not through a licensed FFL dealer)"

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Officer: "We are going to need to search the home"

What are they going to do? Take my fuckmachine? My hotdog stand? What? They won’t find anything.

"Officer, you have to understand! I know I had a convicted child rapist in my house around my young daughter... but these guys on Reddit are really mean to me!"

Good luck with that, stupid.

Which song are you most proud of writing, that parody where you were saying you wanted to bone your daughter or "Spread Your Legs, Little Girl"?

Now don't be coy, we all know you fucking love claiming ownership of anything. They're your creations after all so some 'Behind the Moosic' shit would be PFG.

If this is how it'll go, why are you flipping the fuck out in here?

Your pedophile brother hasn't been relevant in nearly a decade, no one gives a fuck.

Lol fucking retard. What about the lawsuits, what happened to them? It’s really amazing that you are risking having your kid interviewed by CPS just to prove a point. You do realize CPS agents have to come to your home, not just police officers, right? And they have to investigate the living conditions and talk to your daughter, right? You also know that all CPS claims are taken serious, right? You really think someone is going to call up sounding like a junkie? Joe, just shit the fuck up. You’re really daring someone to fuck up your life and they will suffer no recourse.

You're correct, if there's one thing the ATF, IRS and CPS are known for it's open mindedness and giving people a break and NOT strict adherence to the law.

You are so dumb you think cops are the ones who show up at for CPS wellness checks. Its gonna be some overweight black women who will rightfully take your kid away faster than you can say "Im not a card carrying white supremacist"

You would let your kid eat a snack right before dinner you stupid fuck.

This is how you can tell he's never really parented

It's just mayo and ham cubes. 0 calories

What does it say about your psyche that your wildest fantasies involve some strawman police officer being a HUGE fan of your brother and you getting off the hook as a result?

That's how your life is lived. Anthony will always be your douche ex machina (you're probably too dumb to get that pun) to swoop in with money or legal help or his reputation among policemen. Every single problem solved with do you know who my brother is?

And that's your fucking head Joe. I didn't write that lame little skit, I just analyse.

Ant's reputation amongst police men was to use so many PBA cards that he STILL got his license suspended. Nigger fuck.

It's just so sad. These guys have surrounded themselves with the 12 old boomer fucks who still think Anthony is some kind of god because he has a basement with a poker table. People who still go by their sad call-in names from a radio show that Ant ruined 3 years before they fired him for throwing a twitter fit after a woman beat him up. Steven S from Bayshore, Fred from Brooklyn, Brother Joe.

I wonder how they explain to themselves the soul-crushingly low turnout when Ant ventures outside this circle for a live show or a book-signing. The most publicity Ant has gotten since 2004 is from getting fired for racism and getting arrested for domestic violence. I don't think this "officer" is gonna have a hearty chuckle with the brother of a guy whose PBA cards stopped working around the time he choked and kicked his girlfriend in the ribs during a blackout brawl.

No, you'd get a black police officer who saw you on the People's Court.

Mooooooooooooooo.

I think that’s what you were trying to say, you thin skinned bovine boob.

"Mr. Cumia. Can you explain your relationship with Jerry Hollander and how he is associated with your brother Anthony?"

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Joe: "Duuurrr"

You need to talk to Bobo, it was at his house.

fat failed drunk

Nobody remembers your faggot brother except for us faggots. You retarded old faggot.

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I hope your day is great! Take care!

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This was posted 7 hours ago... It's currently 7:41pm EST. So layla was doing homeworks at noon while Carol was cooking dinner... Also at noon. It's a school day Joe, why wasn't she at, you know, school?

Hey Joe remember when the police come to check on the well being of the 3 or 4 kids you may have they will see your displayed firearms which is a big no no in NY.

They don't call parents that have been reported. They just show up randomly one day. They are obligated to do this. If something were to happen to the child (even if they think it unlikely), after receiving warnings about a parent and doing literally nothing about it then they would be in very serious shit. The system is designed to avoid such things happening.

I encourage you guys to do this so I can laugh at you when nothing happens. Do it morons. 🤣

TYFYS

Not just OP, all of us. These government agencies run like shit, the best way to get them to notice is with a lot fo voices

Not a SINGLE one of you has the balls to do this.

Now there's a stupid statement

I laughed heartily at this. Because somebody (somebodies possibly) abso-fucking-lutely will.

You've already been reported multiple times by multiple people. Best of luck convincing CPS that Reddit put illegal guns and a convicted child rapist in your house with your children.

That’s not Joe. It’s an imposter. Click the username.

Good spotting, brotherman

Cut off Joe's main spit supply, I like the covert war tactics here gents, very well played.

There's also the local number for cps in Joe's county (516)-922-9463

tyfys!

Where is Chris Kuhn when we (actually) need him!?

Prison

... ooooooh literal whateverthefuck!

The vine videos are more damning I would think.

@ACSNYC Tweeting them pics of joe hosting pedophiles, sporting illegal weapons, and his history of violence/hate speech might help make the world a better place.