He's not fat, guys. Just disregard the love handles, multiple chins, man tits, size 38/32 jeans, and the pounds of fried food

1  2019-05-25 by AdminsFuckedMeOver

24 comments

Nobody needs that much food in one meal

Disgusting South American empanadas. Fuck him. Stick to your bratwurst you fuckin hick.

I'm carb loading for a marathon I may or may not run, child.

He says marathon, but he's definitely entered into the 5k division. All the fat asses do this. Enter in the 5k, struggle to finish, and take a picture in front of the finish line that says "marathon".

Also, distance running is for faggots. Every "runner" I've ever met is either completely autistic to the point of not being able to sustain human contact longer than 2 minutes, or is a flaming homosexual. Nice having zero athletic ability, so you have to resort to plodding along until your cankles give out, stupid.

Stupidest way to exercise you could think of. Terrible for your joints and even if you become really good at it you just end up looking like skeletor.

fat ass women post pictures of 5k finish thinking somehow this will trick people into thinking they are attractive.

We can still see you.

Just looking at that would give me a heart attack.

What a fat fuck.

Greasy nigger

I'm not sure how Mexican empanadas differ from the Caribbean variants we get, but aren't they supposed to be hearty as hell? Who the fuck eats three of them with (undercooked) fries to boot?

https://www.uncommoncaribbean.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/pate.jpg

Those are Caribbean ones. They're much less ready than the gross South American ones this faggot is eating. The Mexican ones are similar to the Caribbean ones. He's got fries because he got it from some shitty American place that doesn't know what they're doing.

any real Caribbean place I've been to, whether it be Cuban, Puerto Rican or whatever, would give me potato sticks with my empanadas. Proper empanadas, not some bready mess.

More bread = less meat= more profit off some white folks who want to try exotic things but are too scared to enter a restaurant that isn't playing today's pop music and offers WiFi and scones.

Those look exactly like the Antillian ones we get over here. I can imagine ones with thicker dough being vile.

It would be similar to eating a cheeseburger with an extra set of buns on it and a small beef pattie.

It looks like he's eating on 'Mexican Night' at a hospital. Even his food is hack.

He probably thinks Milwaukee is a Mecca for mexican food.

Whoa, whoa, whoa - let’s not run down 38/32 jean wearers

3? Really, you fat cunt?

Those fries look disgusting.

It's good for you cause it's ethnic.

Those look more like calzones than empanadas. Good thing he got those fries too, he needs all the carbs he can get for his next marathon. Fat piece of shit

Putrid. Is that mayonnaise for the fries?!?! I hope he grips his chest and lands face first.

Even these 2 men are looking at him in disgust: https://i.imgur.com/wy2SrR0.jpg

You can't post this shit or he'll report it, dumb dumb.

Why the fuck did he get approved for this sub