He says marathon, but he's definitely entered into the 5k division. All the fat asses do this. Enter in the 5k, struggle to finish, and take a picture in front of the finish line that says "marathon".
Also, distance running is for faggots. Every "runner" I've ever met is either completely autistic to the point of not being able to sustain human contact longer than 2 minutes, or is a flaming homosexual. Nice having zero athletic ability, so you have to resort to plodding along until your cankles give out, stupid.
I'm not sure how Mexican empanadas differ from the Caribbean variants we get, but aren't they supposed to be hearty as hell? Who the fuck eats three of them with (undercooked) fries to boot?
Those are Caribbean ones. They're much less ready than the gross South American ones this faggot is eating. The Mexican ones are similar to the Caribbean ones. He's got fries because he got it from some shitty American place that doesn't know what they're doing.
any real Caribbean place I've been to, whether it be Cuban, Puerto Rican or whatever, would give me potato sticks with my empanadas. Proper empanadas, not some bready mess.
More bread = less meat= more profit off some white folks who want to try exotic things but are too scared to enter a restaurant that isn't playing today's pop music and offers WiFi and scones.
Those look more like calzones than empanadas. Good thing he got those fries too, he needs all the carbs he can get for his next marathon. Fat piece of shit
24 comments
1 big_box_of_sharpies 2019-05-25
Nobody needs that much food in one meal
1 aRTie02150 2019-05-25
Disgusting South American empanadas. Fuck him. Stick to your bratwurst you fuckin hick.
1 literalotherkin 2019-05-25
I'm carb loading for a marathon I may or may not run, child.
1 burlapsack69 2019-05-25
He says marathon, but he's definitely entered into the 5k division. All the fat asses do this. Enter in the 5k, struggle to finish, and take a picture in front of the finish line that says "marathon".
Also, distance running is for faggots. Every "runner" I've ever met is either completely autistic to the point of not being able to sustain human contact longer than 2 minutes, or is a flaming homosexual. Nice having zero athletic ability, so you have to resort to plodding along until your cankles give out, stupid.
1 literalotherkin 2019-05-25
Stupidest way to exercise you could think of. Terrible for your joints and even if you become really good at it you just end up looking like skeletor.
1 burlapsack69 2019-05-25
We can still see you.
1 Rich_Vos_Rolex 2019-05-25
Just looking at that would give me a heart attack.
1 zambonibill21 2019-05-25
What a fat fuck.
1 Ranger_Drumpf 2019-05-25
Greasy nigger
1 DrCroccer 2019-05-25
I'm not sure how Mexican empanadas differ from the Caribbean variants we get, but aren't they supposed to be hearty as hell? Who the fuck eats three of them with (undercooked) fries to boot?
1 aRTie02150 2019-05-25
https://www.uncommoncaribbean.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/pate.jpg
Those are Caribbean ones. They're much less ready than the gross South American ones this faggot is eating. The Mexican ones are similar to the Caribbean ones. He's got fries because he got it from some shitty American place that doesn't know what they're doing.
any real Caribbean place I've been to, whether it be Cuban, Puerto Rican or whatever, would give me potato sticks with my empanadas. Proper empanadas, not some bready mess.
More bread = less meat= more profit off some white folks who want to try exotic things but are too scared to enter a restaurant that isn't playing today's pop music and offers WiFi and scones.
1 DrCroccer 2019-05-25
Those look exactly like the Antillian ones we get over here. I can imagine ones with thicker dough being vile.
1 aRTie02150 2019-05-25
It would be similar to eating a cheeseburger with an extra set of buns on it and a small beef pattie.
1 literalotherkin 2019-05-25
It looks like he's eating on 'Mexican Night' at a hospital. Even his food is hack.
1 AIIenRicketts 2019-05-25
He probably thinks Milwaukee is a Mecca for mexican food.
1 tampabuddy 2019-05-25
Whoa, whoa, whoa - let’s not run down 38/32 jean wearers
1 McGowan9 2019-05-25
3? Really, you fat cunt?
1 TheElDan 2019-05-25
Those fries look disgusting.
1 d4n4n 2019-05-25
It's good for you cause it's ethnic.
1 e30edh 2019-05-25
Those look more like calzones than empanadas. Good thing he got those fries too, he needs all the carbs he can get for his next marathon. Fat piece of shit
1 scorchingcaseOderpes 2019-05-25
Putrid. Is that mayonnaise for the fries?!?! I hope he grips his chest and lands face first.
1 4stepsbackward 2019-05-25
Even these 2 men are looking at him in disgust: https://i.imgur.com/wy2SrR0.jpg
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-05-25
You can't post this shit or he'll report it, dumb dumb.
1 AdminsFuckedMeOver 2019-05-25
Why the fuck did he get approved for this sub