The level of stupidity and insanity contained in her tweet are stunning even for me. I'm left thunderstruck.

*cue riff*

I hope Tig is violated and murdered

I hope she ironically puts on a MAGA hat in Milwaukee soon.

"Hey you! Take that hat off, child."

=> 5 second fisticuffs.

"I'm strong as any man now that I've beaten this fat man."

I wish women would stop patting themselves on the back all the time and just understand that they're human just like the rest of us. That is, shut the fuck up with all this, "We're just as good, if not better!" horseshit.

She needs to have a fatal heart attack.

One of the truisms of life is Burr's "Women are constantly patting themselves on the back about how hard their lives are and no one corrects them because they wanna fuck email"

Email has a wet cunt

No one wants to fuck Tit Nomoro

Fuck that would be great, making a tweet like that then like a week later dying of a heart attack

This dumb bitch can't even curl a 20lb dumbbell

“20lb dumbbell” should be her moniker on Twitter.

Seems like god pre-emptively punished her for this one by turning her tits into poison.

Ol' zamboni chest

Men aren’t stronger than women because pain tolerance equals strength, child!

Open this fucking pickle jar you titless whore.

I chortled thinking of that useless cunt trying

To be fair, the motion does require some pectoral strength.

Tits Nomoro

my neighbor

They really like to grasp at random things to make them feel better about themselves

Well now I want to arm wrestle Tig Notaro.

cant we just set up one of those mma match like we did with Joseph

whats the odds on Nomoro vs Morton

Nomoro 3/2 over The Worm.

If she punched me in the face it would hurt a bit for a few minutes. If I punched her in the face she'd die. Nice strength you talentless, titless bitch.

The inferiority complex women have is mind boggling to me.

They constantly need excuses and lies to make themselves feel better when be constantly confronted with their own inferiority at such a basic biological level.

There are plenty of women who support themselves. Tig Notaro's entire schtick is "my life is hard. Give me money."

• Louie gave her a job even though she has zero talent

• NPR promoted her endlessly because cancer

• She guilts her audience throughout her entire set

Why do some women need to evaluate themselves trough men? They're not black.

Some of them are.

They're not people

Do you think it's the PAIN of a heart attack that kills you? I seriously can't believe this person. It's insane how with so many awful people in entertainment some manage to rise above and be worse.

That is the stupidest analogy I have ever heard. I didnt realize that it was pain from a heart attack that was what killed you, and not the fact that your heart stopped beating.

Science says that men are physically stronger than women. Heart attacks are not particularly painful, a symptom of a heart attack is discomfort in the chest. Pain isn’t the cause of heart attack mortality. Why am I arguing with this cunt?

Lol yeah what a stupid point - heart attacks don’t kill you because they hurt. They kill you because your heart stops, stupid.

This dumb fuck is under the impression people die of pain.

Not people, men.

I nearly killed myself in a bicycle crash, and it was nearly painless. That's why that battle scene in "Saving Private Ryan" was so brilliant: if someone blew your fucking arm off you'd be so high on adrenaline and shock, you'd pick up your arm like that's a reasonable thing to do.

In my case I was walking down the street bleeding like a stuck pig and when a good Samaritan asked me WTF was going on, I was like "I'm walking home." I feel bad for them, I made a bloody mess of their car when they drove me to the hospital.

I saw video where an Indian guy got cut in half by a train and he crawled away from the train tracks on his arms before trying to pack his intestines back into his body. The most unsettling thing about it was that it seemed like he just wanted to go on with his day.

He didn’t realise he was going to die. I switched videos to a beheading and finished.

I think I saw that one. Wasn't there like a huge crowd of dot-people just standing around watching him with almost zero enthusiasm--as if they were all at a Tampa Bay Rays game--and not helping?

That was probably the one. There are countless videos of Indian guys getting hit by trains though.

No they said women complain about their periods as much as men complain about heart attacks.

"Science says"

Nice citation of a specific study, stupid.

Haha lady scientists...could you imagine?

Women also think science says they can abort a baby at 4 months cause its just goo. Women cannot be trusted with their own bodies.

What's funny is I've literally never heard someone complain about their heart attack afterwards. They get a pacemaker or just some beta blockers or whatever the fuck, and they go back to work the next day. Women complain about their periods 24/7.

Apparently it gives them rancid shits, too.

Sounds like something Andy Richter would tweet

Notaro's a butch version of Andy Richter

With less fuckable tits

I dont mean to sound crass but I hope her cunt and asshole are attacked by various forms of malignant cancers.

Farrah Fawcett literally died of asshole cancer

That's sad. But there's a reason you shouldn't put things in your butt.

NOW you tell me!

If you die without putting a few things in your butt, did you really live?

Does she honestly believe men aren't stronger than women? Really? It makes me sick that people post shit that makes 0 sense just because libtards are gonna like, RT and comment all over it. "You're so brave. Tell those cis males"

She's never been touched by a man so she might actually believe this. Never play wrestled with a boyfriend, never been literally swept off her feet, probably never even been hugged by a non-faggot guy and (sadly) never been punched full force in the jaw by a drunken and abusive husband. So of course she has no idea about male physical strength. Men's physical strength is about as superior to women's to the same degree as chimps are stronger than men. A lot of guys would literally be able to kill her with one punch. Not that I'm condoning that stuff!

Like she knows what's like having a period.

How retarded, it's not the pain of the heart attack that kills you stupid, it's the fact that your organ is failing. In fact, there are ways to die that are painless. If that was supposed to be a joke it didn't sound like one at all.

Having a period every month sucks.

On the upside, when you're a pretty woman, men buy you homes, take you on vacation, provide for your retirement, provide security, companionship, humor, affection, validate your existence, kill spiders, raise your children, provide for your children, and open pickle jars.

Basically if you're a pretty woman, there's a LOT of cash and prizes on the table.

Now imagine you're a Tig Notaro fan. They get NONE of that. They're completely fucking invisible to men.

And that's why Tig's joke works: her fans wish we'd all drop dead.

Retarded logic aside, womens' pain tolerance is also actually lower, particularly if it's judged by how much they whine about everything.

She's a fucking woman named TIG.

All the women who travel to middle eastern countries to show off their tolerance and diversity, and get raped and beheaded learn pretty quick that the only thing giving women strength and power is men in the west. We set up a culture that protects and empowers women in spite of nature and reality.

Now they're convinced that they made the culture and that they're the strong, powerful and smart part and the men who protect them are the dumb, weak, endlessly lead by their dicks retards that female sitcom writers create.

This is just a shit repackaging of the already trite, "why do they say 'grow some balls' to mean be tough when balls are sensitive and vaginas can take a beating!"

Lmao, if you can have a normal day and get things done then it's absolutely in no way as bad as a heart attack. I've seen someone have a heart attack.

He pissed and shit himself from the incredible amount of pain and sweat poured out of his head like a squeezed sponge.

Never seen this happen from a bleeding cunt.

a 100 women

the emperor pointed to the deer and said "this horse is beautiful"

This is what the alt-left looks like.

So now women can survive heart attacks that would kill the average male? Who feeds them this info?

Just because you're enduring the equivalent level of pain as a heart attack doesn't mean you'd survive a heart attack. The way she phrased it (and is therefore thinking), a woman would survive the average male heart attack.

Birth control also eliminates periods, yet many women choose not to use it. Ask a man if he'd choose not to take something that would spare him a monthly heart attack.

Apples and oranges.

This is what the alt-left looks like.

The way she phrased it (and is therefore thinking), a woman would survive the average male heart attack. What doctors likely mean is that periods cause an equivalent level of pain as a heart attack. Which is not the same as being stronger than a heart attack.

I'm sure periods are hell to go through, monthly heart attacks that prove a woman is built stronger than a male is where the left loses all the moderates in the discussion.

Women are great at making any mundane problem they experience equivilant to a genocide.

Nig Rotardo

Period .

The only person on Earth who ever made breast cancer unfunny.

And women die in 100% of cases where men kill their wives. Checkmate, one tit.

Men survive heart attacks at higher rates than women.

Also, I find it so funny how insecure these bitches are about their periods. They always have to try to pretend that getting periods makes them special and powerful. But it's really just insecurity. Which I enjoy.

Women actually have a lower survival rate for heart attacks. This cunt is ugly and stupid. And has no tits. https://www.health.harvard.edu/heart-health/the-heart-attack-gender-gap

Note how women always make it about their vaginas.