r/opienanthony: “When I get out of the army I’m gonna put my guitar down and get a real job to provide for my family, I’m definitely not going to hit my wife with a frying pan, my kids will get to school on time every day and I most certainly will NOT hang out with any convicted pedophile sex offenders”

“When I get out of the army I’m gonna put my guitar down and get a real job to provide for my family, I’m definitely not going to hit my wife with a frying pan, my kids will get to school on time every day and I most certainly will NOT hang out with any convicted pedophile sex offenders” - Joe Cumia

1 2019-05-23 by SibHashian13

22 comments

1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-05-23

Semper Fry

1 xterraroc 2019-05-23

Things that Joe Cumia never said Alex.

1 Nothing_of_merit 2019-05-23

This is my peeler, there are many like it but this one is mine.

1 TenguBuranchi 2019-05-23

Certified graduate of bovine university

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1 OutlawMemer 2019-05-23

Dishonorably discharged on a don't ask, don't tell rap.

1 marioncruise 2019-05-23

Had the whole world in front of him.

1 HilltopSlim614 2019-05-23

Nice JROTC uniform, stupid

1 Kurt_Love 2019-05-23

He got beat up a lot. It's why he projects as a 65 year old.

1 TeftHomo 2019-05-23

When was Luis J Gomez in the army?

1 realestassdude 2019-05-23

When guys were coming home a decade ago with real ptsd and hitting there wives, Joe knew exactly what they were going through.

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1 Frequent2001 2019-05-23

I listened to some old O&A stuff the other day, they were talking about divorces and this idiot called in and made up a story about how his ex wife hit herself in the mouth and had him arrested. I guess there are some people out there who are gullible enough to believe him.

1 ElFaporino 2019-05-23

you think Joe ever really considered having a productive life?

1 SibHashian13 2019-05-23

You don’t supporting a family on a touring musicians salary and being a father of 4 is not being productive?

1 RamonFrunkis 2019-05-23

The chicken in the army,

They say is mighty fine,

I peeled 'taters for a side dish

And mashed them up all fine!

Oh, I don't want no more of army life!

Gee Ma, I wanna go home!

The clothing that they give us

They say is mighty fine

Can't fit into my jacket

Not tailored for bovines.

Oh, I don't want no more of army life!

Gee Ma, I wanna go home!

The salary that they pay us,

They say is mighty fine

But I hate to earn a living

So I leech off my bloodline.

Oh, I don't want no more of army life!

Gee Ma, I wanna go home!

Serving in the army,

They say is mighty fine,

Got an OTH for discharge

yet claim valor all the time!

Oh, I don't want no more of army life!

Gee Ma, I wanna go,

Gee Ma I gotta go,

Gee Ma, I wanna go home!

1 McGowan9 2019-05-23

How come homos so often have those big, sad eyes?

1 percykaramello 2019-05-23

This statement lacks sincerity

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