Current state of the Australian 'comedy' scene

1  2019-05-23 by C_Hodes

52 comments

Opie coke commercial girl ?

Is it a mulatto?

Jew.

Social media has absolutely ruined society

Good for her. There's not enough annoying, slightly butch Jews in comedy these days. She's also very woke politically which I find refreshing in this fascist age.

Yuck. What a horrible looking person.

I already know that I never want to know what that person thinks about anything, and that regardless of that, I somehow will hear what they think about everything.

This sums up these type of people so well. You never want to hear from these fucking creatures and somehow you end up knowing their entire philosophy.

"Hey we're doing shots of Crown Royal" "Oh no thanks, I don't wanna drink the official bourbon of colonialism! You know, imperialism.."

Which are 'woke' progressive talking points that they've absorbed from social media without thinking.

Australians are awful SJW types but they are essentially a invader force full of convict scum blood so they are actually over doing it to try and show they are good people

The older generations are alright but the 18 - 30 year olds (approximately) are exactly what you've described.

it’s more of a country vs. city thing in my experience. melbourne is totally pozzed.

Ah yes good old Rolf Harris

so basically the same as the states but with WAY more censorship.

Chris Lilley got away with doing blackface on network TV, so I have to give them that at least.

Nice camel toe, stupid.

Dam that's sexy I bet she doesn't shave so it's a nice hairy muff

Why are Australians so painfully unfunny?

Because they're still under the illusion that the rest of world gives a fuck about them, which hasn't been the case since Crocodile Dundee.

The weather's too nice. People who have 300+ days of sunshine a year and are always within a stone's throw of a beach are destined to be unfunny annoying cunts.

if its any consolation those beaches are loaded with sharks, crocodiles, and deadly jellyfish the size of a dime.....

It's the snakes that would scare me. The cunts are everywhere, aren't they?

Id worry about the face size spiders

I think there's truth to that. Canada has the most beautiful scenery and most boring people in the world.

In a shitehole like the UK, either you go into music comedy or football. What else are you going to do, hang around outside?

Canada has the most beautiful scenery and most boring people in the world.

Same story for Switzerland. Breathtaking country, fucking dull people.

It's the stupid accent

Unkempt

Mmmmmmmmmmm did I hear someone say they wanted to hear my dad's google history?

I am Australian and I didn't know we had a comedy scene

exactly

You don't.

Nice national rugby union team, stupid

She has these fat thighs that I love to bite down on

Easy, Jim

Straight up dressed like Napoleon Dynamite, moon boots and all

Nice R. Crumb thighs.

Fahkin' brootal!

Her middle name is Natalie.

Jude N. Perl

Australian comedy has always been an oxymoron. There has never been a genuinely funny successful Australian comedian. The successful ones are always the lowest common denominator hacks. That's why I always watched US comedians and listened to O&A. Because there is no O&A equivalent here. It's nothing but Jocktober hacks.

I'm Australian and you're right, it's weird because honestly normal australians are very funny, but our comedians and famous people are entirely unfunny faggots. Any hobo or street sweeper or whatever you meet in australia is way way funnier than these comedians.

Just remember- for every Hannah Gadsby, there's a pack of abo rapists that are obviously hilarious.

You know it's bad when Jim Jeffries is your crowning achievement.

heh heh cats hee hee snowboots

My cock's as stiff as that stuffed cat.

This photo looks like 1987 incarnate to me.

Bonnie will light the cat on fire for the encore.

Judy (((Perl)))

Look at her short fat gross legs

Fucking plagiarist cunt

Can these fucking people put ANY effort into how they look? Those bunched up pant legs combined with those retard boots really makes me want to smack her