Heard it at Hooligans, must be true

I hear that pat sits at the crowded bar, takes a sip of his beer, then says to himself out loud "the life of a writer" then looks to either side of him to make sure everyone heard him

*mouthful* i tell ya though, *munching* it's a lot harder on the road!

*no one says anything*

"Huh? Yeah i'm a comic too, i like to think of being both a c-"

"Fuck off you creepy fat fuck"

Strangely enough, this transcript is from a conversation between him and his wife.

Sadly this could very well be true. In Pats mind hooligans is just like Cheers and everyone is glad he came.

It's like when you know way too much about a coworker's life that you don't give a shit about. They all know about him, without consenting to.

If you're that close by could you just lob a Molotov cocktail through his window? I got a crisp $20 with your name on it.

We don’t advocate violence here on this subreddit. We do however advocate reading Mr Tomlinsons work and leaving a review of what you think on www.goodreads.com.

We need to start calling there for him

Call as his wife, girlfriend, or angry gay lover.