To be fair you cant pay attention to the show with a toddler just running around. They might pull a cable or something. Best keep them where you can see em.

*feel em

Just like John Lennon. Wish he lived at the Dakota.

I wish a mentally Ill man would shoot him to death outside his home

Anthony’s so pathetic, he’ll probably invite his own assassin over for karaoke.

He lives in the Dont-know-ya.

There’s no way she was comfortable with that either.

You’re giving a female way too much credit for thinking.

Seeing how she sucked off an intern to save a lobster's life, I'm sure she was happy for the attention.

In Anthony's pamphlet he basically skips over his late teens and early 20s, the years when most guys get most of their carefree fucking done. Of course it's because he looked like a 45 year old terrorist with cystic acne but still. If the Buzz thing even did happen, I posit that he didn't get laid again until he married that wretch. Or it didn't happen and he married the first thing that he laid. Having your girlfriend sit on your lap at work for hours on end in front of "the guys," in your fucking 40s, is not the act of a sexually experienced man.

Did the story where he was dating that 15 year old when he was like 22 and had to go to her house and meet her parents make the book?

Yeah we know how he lies so much to cover up being a loser. He couldn't come up with anything between agr 15 and 30 other than "yeah I was such a badass that I failed p.e. class." Truly pathetic. No girl wants to be with a 120 lb zit covered dweeb and every guy beats the shit out of him and his equally skinny and zitty older brother. Must've been a rough 20 years or so until opie rescued him.

Equally skinny, zitty and gay I'd argue. Otherwise solid

He married Joe’s cast off. I’d put money down they ran a train on her at some point.

And and Jim always did give off incel vibes.

Edit: Anthony went through a period where he did the radio show with a prepubescent child sitting on his lap.

He had to get a million dollars to buy a late adolescence.

Well it wasn't in his teenage phase, but it was hers. Sometimes a man has to do what the ol ball and chain wants. Happy teenage wife, happy life.

Antwan was just going back to his Sunni Muslim roots

I'm sorry guys but the Opie & Anthony studio was not an appropriate place for a child.

Anthony is a fucking niggerfaggot

In that Rick Delgado interview that the boys cried about on air and condemned as lies he mentioned that “someone’s” girlfriend was around way too much and that he’d have to break up fisticuffs!

And yet, somehow, everything was Opie's fault. Opie, the guy who (for the most part) kept his personal life out of the studio, meanwhile Anthony has his intern-sucking girlfriend on his lap during the show, and is constantly making 'jokes' about having sex with the under aged twins from Full House. Something that he NEVER discussed after they became of age. Making 'jokes' about having sex with an under aged Brittney Spears. Again, a joke that was NEVER made when she was of age.

But yes, it's all Opie's fault. Who cares that Opie's podcast mostly stinks. At least he doesn't have the audacity to charge for it like he needs the money.

He always was an insufferable cunt without any respect for anyone or his work.

I would say he's human garbage.

He cried that opie didn't like his girlfriend, no stupid he didn't like your girlfriend being essentially the third mic

Opie shouldn't have liked Ant's girlfriend. They first met when she went to give Spaz some sucks in a bathroom and to save a lobster.

He cares more about letting his 7 listeners know that he's getting ass than actually creating and sustaining a relationship. I'm glad his fag ass will die alone and loveless, fucking loser