Hey is that the “I...AM FUCKING...my brother’s girlfriend’s daughter” girl in the background talking to Joe?

Hair be looking like a vulture nest

So does his yard

So does his tax return.

Is he having a yard sale?

No it’s just garbage.

Is that worse than being a Happy Young drunk? Asking for a friend.

A ghoul, a pirate, a mummy, and a dinosaur. What a weird scene

That brickwork is appalling.

The front of the house is rendered, but Tranpa saved a few bucks by leaving the back bare.

He just wasn't forward-thinking enough to realise that's the side his family and friends would see the most of.

You think any of them can tell good brickwork?

I can't tell. What makes it bad?

Idk I didn't notice it til that faggot brought it up. I just want to look like I belong.

Take another selfie you hideous ghoul.

Jesus, at least one of the girls he's grooming there is young enough to need floaties. Sick fuck.

THE TIME OF HIS LIFE HAHA

That's the look of someone who is realizing partying all the time doesn't bring meaning to life.

Imagine the dismay and anger the Jewish orthodontist who lives next door must feel as he looks out of his window and sees this nigger filth next door day drinking.

Nigga oggling his young, promising daughters.

If he didn’t need to drink a case a night to keep the voices at bay, he could afford a better brand.

"Is that a dinosaur statue in your bushes?...yeah man, it's really cool."

Holy shit that yard is tiny.

Lookin' good with the fresh Kikkoman.

Drinking the gay away with pisswater

Just his niece playground for the day, also Anthony's playground.

Look at his sitting there drinking beer and watching..

Photobomb by knobheaded ‘Mr Drain Yo Wallet and sheeit’ and an elderly ‘squirter’. Nice.

Jesus, look at the size of her hand

Somehow even her knees are sagging.

his yard looks like a homeless encampment

There are actually fewer beer cans, used condoms, and less human feces in a homeless encampment.

Look at those 2 hanger-on leeches in the background

Nice 2000s over-designed beer can, stupid

We get it, you drink.

For the love of fuck, how many things of sunscreen do these guineas need?

Its so they can blame the oil slick in the pool on the sunscreen.

Aside from his standard lack of sense or self - what was happening here that made him think "this is the perfect time for a selfie"?

You're just jealous that he has a modestly sized pool and a seemingly endless supply of domestic beer just like millions of other Americans.

Why do all of his photos look like the intro to Cheers?

Even when I was 21, I knew that holding up a beer for a picture was for giant faggots. Ant STILL does this in his 60s.

Nobody cares you are drinking a bud light you dusty Arab

Sad, dead eyes. Cheers, queer.

Joe and carol figuring out their next month allowance

Is that the pool behind them or was Joe working over his bitch?

Joe's head looks like a dick crossed with a testicle.