Here it is. Its taken me a few days to fine tune the prose and overall tone, but my review of Starship Repo is ready to go!

27  2019-05-19 by CrackerGoodyear

"This book stinks and the author is a fat pedophile. 1 star"

6 comments

If that's the case I won't buy it. Thanks for the heads up

Jesus, I better cancel my preorder.

But still leave a review

Oh, of course. It’s only fair.

Fuck guess I'll have to cancel my preorder

This is a tough-but-fair review. I think i’ll cancel my preorder now. Thanks